Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:00
Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
3
3
6
2
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
3
2
5
3
Gluten Town (Oranges)
3
2
4
4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
3
2
4
5
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
3
1
3
6
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
3
1
2
7
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
3
0
0
8
Largentina (Greens)
3
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 38 | 21 | 17 | 6 |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 37 | 24 | 13 | 5 |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 20 | 3 | 4 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 23 | -1 | 4 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 28 | -1 | 3 |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 38 | -6 | 2 |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 24 | -9 | 0 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 38 | -16 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 5 |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 4 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 4 |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 3 |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 2 |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 2 |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 8 | -5 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 5 | 13 | 6 |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 7 | 8 | 5 |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 5 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 4 |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 3 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 1 |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 0 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 21 | -18 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Matt Waterman | 10.00 | -0.39% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Joshua Buxton | 8.50 | 4.05% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | James Hunt | 7.00 | 2.04% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Harry Reid | 5.50 | 2.95% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Lewis Vasellina-Turner | 5.50 | 2.20% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Oscar Sellick-Pilley | 4.00 | 0.99% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Jesus Ponce | 2.50 | 2.54% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Adrian Hope | 2.50 | 1.84% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Oli Wentworth | 2.50 | 1.36% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Paul Gibson | 2.50 | 1.18% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Jason Court | 2.50 | 1.07% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Matt Clist | 2.50 | 0.83% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Tony Wright | 1.00 | 4.04% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | James Scott | 1.00 | 3.96% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Paul Harding | 1.00 | 3.18% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Philip Haley | 1.00 | 2.84% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Eddie White | 1.00 | 2.13% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Brian Daly | 1.00 | 2.04% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Lloyd Croxford | 1.00 | 1.74% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Kevin Hughes | 1.00 | 1.68% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Tom Dowling | 1.00 | 1.27% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Jet Gander | 1.00 | 0.81% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Danny Pidgley | 1.00 | 0.72% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | George Howe | 1.00 | 0.71% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Jordan Hough | 1.00 | 0.68% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Jack Hayter | 1.00 | 0.43% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Jon Logue | 0.50 | 1.98% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Michael Pearson | 0.50 | 1.92% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Steven NODWELL | 0.50 | 1.45% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Paul Sahota | 0.50 | 1.14% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Tom Davey | 0.50 | 0.88% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Mike Morris | 0.50 | 0.69% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Daniel Dancer | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Kyle Dyson | 0.50 | 0.39% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Paul Briggs | 0.50 | 0.29% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Zak Court | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Dom Averkiou | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 31 January
Largentina (Greens)VS 20:00Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 31 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 20:30Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 31 January
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 21:00Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 31 January
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 21:30Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 07 February
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 07 February
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 20:30ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 07 February
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 21:00Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 07 February
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 21:30Largentina (Greens) -
Friday 14 February
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 20:00Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 14 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 20:30Largentina (Greens) -
Friday 14 February
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 21:00Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 14 February
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 21:30Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 21 February
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 21 February
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 20:30Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 21 February
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 21:00ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 21 February
Largentina (Greens)VS 21:30Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 28 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 20:00Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 28 February
Largentina (Greens)VS 20:30ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 28 February
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 21:00Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 28 February
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 21:30Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 07 March
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 20:00Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 07 March
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 07 March
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 21:00Largentina (Greens) -
Friday 07 March
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 21:30Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 14 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 20:00ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 14 March
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 20:30Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 14 March
Largentina (Greens)VS 21:00Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 14 March
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 21:30Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 21 March
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 20:00Largentina (Greens) -
Friday 21 March
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 21 March
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 21:00Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 21 March
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 21:30ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 28 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 20:00Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 28 March
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 20:30Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 28 March
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 21:00Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 28 March
Largentina (Greens)VS 21:30Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 04 April
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 20:00Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 04 April
Largentina (Greens)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 04 April
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 21:00ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 04 April
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 21:30Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 11 April
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 20:00Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 11 April
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 20:30Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 11 April
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 21:00Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 11 April
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 21:30Largentina (Greens)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 24 January
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)4 - 9Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Gluten Town (Oranges)9 - 2Largentina (Greens)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)9 - 11Biltong Wanderers (Whites)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)11 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 17 January
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)8 - 8ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Largentina (Greens)9 - 11Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)6 - 4Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)11 - 5Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 10 January
Gluten Town (Oranges)9 - 7Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)12 - 18Bayer Never Losing (Blues)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)18 - 11Largentina (Greens)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)8 - 11Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 31 January
Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 07 February
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Largentina (Greens) -
Friday 14 February
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Largentina (Greens)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 21 February
Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 28 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 07 March
Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0Largentina (Greens)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 14 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 21 March
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0Largentina (Greens)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 28 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 04 April
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 11 April
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0Largentina (Greens)