Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:00
Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
9
8
16
2
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
9
7
14
3
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
9
6
12
4
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
9
5
10
5
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
9
3
7
6
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
9
2
5
7
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
9
2
5
8
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
9
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 159 | 73 | 86 | 16 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 143 | 76 | 67 | 14 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 111 | 107 | 4 | 12 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 102 | 88 | 14 | 10 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 72 | 97 | -25 | 7 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 71 | 117 | -46 | 5 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 54 | 105 | -51 | 5 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 55 | 104 | -49 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 37 | 14 | 23 | 14 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 26 | 11 | 15 | 13 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 29 | 21 | 8 | 12 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 31 | 26 | 5 | 11 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 26 | 32 | -6 | 8 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 23 | 35 | -12 | 6 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 21 | 35 | -14 | 5 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 9 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 22 | 41 | -19 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 77 | 10 | 67 | 18 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 66 | 34 | 32 | 14 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 37 | 32 | 5 | 10 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 40 | 51 | -11 | 8 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 20 | 37 | -17 | 8 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 26 | 36 | -10 | 6 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 40 | -36 | 5 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 37 | -30 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jet Gander | 13.50 | 10.32% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Joshua Buxton | 13.50 | 6.65% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jim Lovell | 13.00 | 6.08% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Matt Waterman | 12.00 | 4.79% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Christian Prewett | 11.50 | 12.19% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jack Dunne | 10.50 | 9.13% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Paul Harding | 10.00 | 1.42% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Kevin Hughes | 10.00 | 1.36% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | David Dearnley | 10.00 | -1.47% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Liam Churchward | 9.00 | 7.23% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Ben Neilson | 7.50 | 2.28% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Martin Boon | 7.50 | -3.23% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Stewart Rawlins | 7.00 | 5.64% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Brett Barrass | 7.00 | 2.11% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Jack Hayter | 6.50 | 7.44% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Sonny Ko | 6.50 | 6.69% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Conor Dunne | 6.50 | 6.09% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Harry Reid | 6.50 | 4.90% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Adrian Hope | 6.50 | 2.09% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Lloyd Croxford | 6.00 | 4.37% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Paul Sahota | 6.00 | 4.22% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Josh Davis | 6.00 | 4.05% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Oliver Shearing | 6.00 | 3.69% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Mike Morris | 5.50 | 3.95% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Ryan Broadbank | 5.50 | 3.74% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Ron Ingram | 5.50 | 2.48% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Robert Bridges | 5.50 | 1.55% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Danny Pidgley | 5.00 | 6.80% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Anthony Skerman | 5.00 | 4.27% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Adam White | 5.00 | 2.13% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Oli Wentworth | 5.00 | 1.97% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | George Gyimah | 5.00 | 1.79% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Oscar Sellick-Pilley | 5.00 | 0.79% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Ben Goodridge | 5.00 | 0.43% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Lewis Vasellina-Turner | 5.00 | -7.62% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Tom Dowling | 4.50 | 2.21% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Sam Denton | 3.50 | 1.63% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | steve carlton | 3.00 | 2.88% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Sid Woolford | 3.00 | 0.49% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Graeme Smith | 2.50 | 1.65% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Russ Palmer | 2.50 | 0.72% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Martin Dimond-Pengelly | 2.50 | 0.59% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Daniel Lloyd | 2.50 | 0.23% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Chris Malone | 2.00 | 0.59% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Russ Hatcher | 1.50 | 0.90% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Steven NODWELL | 1.50 | 0.66% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Matt Clist | 1.50 | 0.22% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Craig Drury | 1.50 | 0.10% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Jimi Murphy | 1.50 | 0.10% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Mike Welch | 1.00 | 3.14% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Rob McKerrow | 1.00 | 2.31% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Rod Cooper | 1.00 | -1.42% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Eddie White | 1.00 | -1.61% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Hugh Wrench | 0.50 | 0.94% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Tom Williams | 0.50 | 0.30% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Tim Greenwood | 0.50 | -1.81% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 17 October
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 17 October
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 17 October
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:00Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 17 October
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 24 October
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 24 October
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 20:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 24 October
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 24 October
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 31 October
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:00The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 31 October
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 31 October
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 31 October
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:30FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 07 November
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 07 November
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 20:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 07 November
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 07 November
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 21:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 14 November
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:00Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 14 November
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 14 November
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 14 November
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 10 October
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)8 - 8Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)21 - 16Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)8 - 14Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)11 - 8FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 03 October
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)5 - 11Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)9 - 28The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)21 - 6Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)15 - 5Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 26 September
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)17 - 4Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)16 - 13Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)-2 - 15The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)8 - 12Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 19 September
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)14 - 8Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)10 - 15Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)9 - 12Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)4 - 11FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 12 September
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)12 - 18Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)8 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)10 - 13Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)17 - 13Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 05 September
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)4 - 24The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)5 - 7Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)14 - 16FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)22 - 5Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 29 August
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)2 - 11FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)2 - 18Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)16 - 4Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)4 - 6Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 22 August
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)5 - 10Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)7 - 14The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)7 - 5Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)14 - 7Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 15 August
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)8 - 8Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)10 - 14FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)3 - 12Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)13 - 12Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 17 October
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 24 October
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 31 October
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 07 November
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 14 November
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)