Bournemouth

Friday | 20:30-22:30

Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch to add you to a team (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.

Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth

Leaderboard

Season Nine | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Purple Reina (Purple)
8
8
16
2
Kale Madrid (Greens)
8
6
12
3
Tubbies Chocolate Orange
8
6
12
4
Chipswitch Town (Blues)
8
5
10
5
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
8
3
6
6
Real Madras ( White )
8
3
6
7
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
8
1
2
8
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
8
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Purple Reina (Purple) 8 8 0 0 139 76 63 16
Kale Madrid (Greens) 8 6 0 2 112 83 29 12
Tubbies Chocolate Orange 8 6 0 2 92 90 2 12
Chipswitch Town (Blues) 8 5 0 3 106 77 29 10
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) 8 3 0 5 75 84 -9 6
Real Madras ( White ) 8 3 0 5 72 94 -22 6
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) 8 1 0 7 55 108 -53 2
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) 8 0 0 8 66 105 -39 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswitch Town (Blues) 8 7 0 1 32 8 24 14
Purple Reina (Purple) 8 6 2 0 28 6 22 14
Tubbies Chocolate Orange 8 5 1 2 22 15 7 11
Real Madras ( White ) 8 3 1 4 20 18 2 7
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) 8 2 2 4 16 15 1 6
Kale Madrid (Greens) 8 2 1 5 13 22 -9 5
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) 8 2 1 5 16 29 -13 5
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) 8 0 2 6 9 43 -34 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Purple Reina (Purple) 8 7 0 1 70 38 32 14
Kale Madrid (Greens) 8 6 0 2 62 28 34 12
Chipswitch Town (Blues) 8 5 0 3 41 39 2 10
Tubbies Chocolate Orange 8 5 0 3 36 43 -7 10
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) 8 2 1 5 28 40 -12 5
Real Madras ( White ) 8 2 1 5 26 41 -15 5
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) 8 2 0 6 19 34 -15 4
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) 8 1 2 5 23 42 -19 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Purple Reina (Purple) Luke Hayter 12.00 8.57%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Rav Nath 12.00 6.21%
Purple Reina (Purple) Chris Cowen 11.50 8.27%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Ryan Puttick 10.00 -1.22%
Kale Madrid (Greens) David Dearnley 10.00 -1.47%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Oli Wentworth 9.00 6.29%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Tomas Marks 8.50 6.94%
Purple Reina (Purple) Jordan Hayter 8.50 6.75%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Dimi Eleftheriou 8.50 4.93%
Purple Reina (Purple) Tom Dowling 8.50 4.54%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Sam Denton 8.50 3.00%
Purple Reina (Purple) Kevin Crago 8.00 6.25%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Tim Greenwood 8.00 5.29%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Alex Jones 8.00 4.47%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Mike Morris 8.00 2.96%
Real Madras ( White ) Barnaby Riste-smith 7.00 -0.28%
Real Madras ( White ) Craig Drury 6.50 5.88%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Samuel Troughton 6.50 4.20%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Dom Averkiou 6.50 3.08%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Jaime Crispim 6.50 1.85%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Michael Burt 6.00 8.25%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Marc Simpson 6.00 2.93%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Jet Gander 6.00 1.56%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Josh Davis 5.50 5.85%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Jimi Murphy 5.50 4.62%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Jesus Ponce 5.50 3.20%
Purple Reina (Purple) Edward Dowling 5.50 2.33%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) James Scott 5.00 3.45%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Victor Aquino 5.00 3.34%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Robert Bridges 5.00 3.33%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Neil Puttick 5.00 2.68%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Connor Skerman 4.00 0.78%
Real Madras ( White ) Jason Court 3.50 1.10%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange John Costa 3.50 0.00%
Purple Reina (Purple) Jack Hayter 3.50 -0.23%
Real Madras ( White ) George Gyimah 3.50 -0.64%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Liam Goodall 3.00 3.09%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Ben Goodridge 3.00 1.62%
Real Madras ( White ) Daniel Dancer 3.00 1.12%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Christopher Gailey 3.00 0.07%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Matt Clist 3.00 0.00%
Real Madras ( White ) Sid Woolford 2.50 4.20%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Sean Madden 2.50 2.12%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Philip Haley 2.50 2.03%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Steve Norton 2.50 2.03%
Purple Reina (Purple) George Howe 2.50 1.74%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) George O'callaghan 2.50 0.31%
Purple Reina (Purple) Mark Oxborrow 2.00 1.01%
Real Madras ( White ) Mahmudul Hassan 1.50 0.50%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Adam White 1.50 0.44%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Eddie White 1.50 0.33%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Taylor Melville 1.00 3.03%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Chris Malone 1.00 0.54%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Mike Welch 1.00 -1.47%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Jordan Hough 1.00 -2.46%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Sebastian Hazeldine 0.50 4.92%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Pete Courage 0.50 0.59%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Scott Hardy 0.50 -0.51%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Steven NODWELL 0.50 -0.88%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 19 April

    Purple Reina (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)

  • Friday 19 April

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    VS 21:00
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 19 April

    Real Madras ( White )
    VS 21:30
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)

  • Friday 19 April

    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    VS 22:00
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)

  • Friday 26 April

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange

  • Friday 26 April

    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras ( White )

  • Friday 26 April

    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    VS 21:30
    Purple Reina (Purple)

  • Friday 26 April

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    VS 22:00
    Kale Madrid (Greens)

  • Friday 03 May

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    VS 20:30
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)

  • Friday 03 May

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 03 May

    Purple Reina (Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)

  • Friday 03 May

    Real Madras ( White )
    VS 22:00
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange

  • Friday 10 May

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras ( White )

  • Friday 10 May

    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    VS 21:00
    Purple Reina (Purple)

  • Friday 10 May

    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    VS 21:30
    Kale Madrid (Greens)

  • Friday 10 May

    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    VS 22:00
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)

  • Friday 17 May

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)

  • Friday 17 May

    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 17 May

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    VS 21:30
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange

  • Friday 17 May

    Purple Reina (Purple)
    VS 22:00
    Real Madras ( White )

  • Friday 24 May

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Purple Reina (Purple)

  • Friday 24 May

    Real Madras ( White )
    VS 21:00
    Kale Madrid (Greens)

  • Friday 24 May

    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    VS 21:30
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)

  • Friday 24 May

    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    VS 22:00
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 12 April

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    12 - 15
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    4 - 15
    Real Madras ( White )
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    6 - 9
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    8 - 15
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)

  • Friday 05 April

    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    4 - 12
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    10 - 14
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    17 - 2
    Real Madras ( White )
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    21 - 8
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 22 March

    Real Madras ( White )
    9 - 19
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    17 - 19
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    9 - 10
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    18 - 5
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)

  • Friday 15 March

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    2 - 13
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    12 - 10
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    21 - 4
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    Real Madras ( White )
    11 - 9
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 08 March

    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    16 - 10
    Real Madras ( White )
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    17 - 19
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    9 - 16
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    11 - 18
    Kale Madrid (Greens)

  • Friday 01 March

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    17 - 8
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    15 - 12
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Real Madras ( White )
    9 - 12
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    12 - 7
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 23 February

    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    9 - 10
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    11 - 9
    Real Madras ( White )
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    6 - 7
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    4 - 15
    Purple Reina (Purple)

  • Friday 16 February

    Purple Reina (Purple)
    14 - 10
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Real Madras ( White )
    7 - 6
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    10 - 8
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    13 - 10
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 19 April

    Purple Reina (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    Real Madras ( White )
    0 - 0
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    0 - 0
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)

  • Friday 26 April

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras ( White )
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Kale Madrid (Greens)

  • Friday 03 May

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    0 - 0
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Real Madras ( White )
    0 - 0
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange

  • Friday 10 May

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras ( White )
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    0 - 0
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)

  • Friday 17 May

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras ( White )

  • Friday 24 May

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Real Madras ( White )
    0 - 0
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    0 - 0
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)