Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:00
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
9
6
13
2
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
9
4
11
3
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
9
5
10
4
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
9
4
10
5
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
9
5
10
6
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
9
2
8
7
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
9
3
6
8
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
9
1
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 138 | 90 | 48 | 13 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 96 | 81 | 15 | 11 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 120 | 109 | 11 | 10 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 109 | 100 | 9 | 10 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 100 | 113 | -13 | 10 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 9 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 96 | 108 | -12 | 8 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 77 | 102 | -25 | 6 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 78 | 111 | -33 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 32 | 11 | 21 | 15 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 21 | 11 | 10 | 13 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 32 | 25 | 7 | 10 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 26 | 20 | 6 | 10 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 28 | 25 | 3 | 10 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 17 | 18 | -1 | 9 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 10 | 36 | -26 | 3 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 10 | 30 | -20 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 64 | 46 | 18 | 13 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 52 | 41 | 11 | 11 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 52 | 49 | 3 | 10 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 40 | 34 | 6 | 9 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 42 | 46 | -4 | 8 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 47 | 54 | -7 | 8 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 35 | 44 | -9 | 8 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 24 | 42 | -18 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Martin Boon | 13.50 | 14.08% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Joshua Buxton | 13.50 | 7.89% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Oliver Shearing | 11.00 | 5.88% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jesus Ponce | 10.50 | 6.11% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Paul Harding | 10.00 | 10.18% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Robert Hodge | 10.00 | 3.37% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Matt Waterman | 9.00 | -0.68% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Liam Dancer | 8.50 | 9.40% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Ben Neilson | 8.50 | 6.07% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Eddie White | 8.50 | 4.86% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Mike Morris | 8.50 | 3.32% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Luke Humphreys | 8.00 | 7.56% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jim Lovell | 8.00 | 6.53% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Kevin Hughes | 8.00 | 6.15% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | David Dearnley | 8.00 | 5.88% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Alex Jones | 7.50 | 9.51% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Neil Puttick | 7.50 | 3.56% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Lewis Vasellina-Turner | 7.00 | 7.19% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Oscar Sellick-Pilley | 7.00 | 2.45% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Tom Dowling | 6.00 | 5.91% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Ben Goodridge | 6.00 | 5.10% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Kevin Crago | 6.00 | 4.02% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Sid Woolford | 6.00 | 3.20% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Sam Denton | 6.00 | 2.12% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Lloyd Croxford | 5.50 | 3.83% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | George Howe | 5.50 | 2.82% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Chris Malone | 5.50 | 1.98% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Rav Nath | 5.50 | 1.74% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Luke Cage | 5.00 | 3.61% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Dean Iles | 5.00 | 3.49% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Josh Davis | 5.00 | 3.43% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Jordan Mohomed | 5.00 | 2.92% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Tim Greenwood | 5.00 | 2.75% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Paul Sahota | 5.00 | 2.33% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Paul Gibson | 5.00 | 1.32% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Greg Coope | 5.00 | 1.08% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jason Court | 5.00 | 0.74% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Jimi Murphy | 5.00 | 0.37% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Sonny Ko | 4.00 | 4.35% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Connor Skerman | 4.00 | 0.42% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Brett Barrass | 3.50 | 2.53% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Rich Webb | 3.50 | 2.16% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Michael Burt | 3.50 | 2.04% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Tom Davey | 3.00 | 9.98% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Jordan Hough | 3.00 | 3.25% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Russ Palmer | 3.00 | 1.95% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Harry Davis | 3.00 | 1.40% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Liam Churchward | 3.00 | 1.08% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Charles Rees | 2.50 | 3.54% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | steve carlton | 2.50 | 1.70% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Craig Drury | 2.50 | 1.24% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Scott Hardy | 2.50 | 0.79% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Ron Ingram | 2.50 | 0.49% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Philip Haley | 2.50 | 0.47% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Liam Goodall | 2.50 | 0.09% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Karl Pidgley | 2.50 | -1.36% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Chris Spencer | 2.00 | 2.30% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Oli Wentworth | 2.00 | 0.45% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Gareth Hensby | 2.00 | -6.53% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Tomas Marks | 1.50 | 1.48% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | James Scott | 1.50 | 0.33% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Michael Pearson | 1.50 | -0.99% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jack Dunne | 1.00 | 3.68% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Paul Moore | 1.00 | 2.97% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Dimi Eleftheriou | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Billy Greenwood | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Steven NODWELL | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Hugh Wrench | 0.50 | 0.12% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Matt Clist | 0.50 | -0.22% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Robert Bridges | 0.50 | -2.36% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 27 June
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 27 June
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 27 June
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 27 June
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:30FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 04 July
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 04 July
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 04 July
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:00Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 04 July
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 11 July
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 11 July
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 11 July
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 21:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 11 July
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 18 July
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:00Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 18 July
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 18 July
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 18 July
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 25 July
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 25 July
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 20:30FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 25 July
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 25 July
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 20 June
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)10 - 15Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)17 - 11Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)18 - 7Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)13 - 6Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 13 June
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)15 - 14Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)10 - 14The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)9 - 13Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)16 - 16Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 06 June
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)8 - 13Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)9 - 12Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)18 - 11The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)6 - 6Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 30 May
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)12 - 16Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)12 - 28FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)12 - 8Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)13 - 8Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 23 May
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)6 - 9Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)12 - 8Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)6 - 9Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)16 - 9Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 16 May
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)16 - 17The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)11 - 17Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)13 - 13Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)8 - 22FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 09 May
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)10 - 11Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)9 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)11 - 17Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)13 - 11Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 02 May
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)6 - 8Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)5 - 3The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)12 - 8FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)8 - 8Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 25 April
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)7 - 7FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)19 - 7Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)7 - 12Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)10 - 10Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 27 June
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 04 July
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 11 July
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 18 July
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 25 July
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)