Bromley

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Bromley Football Club, Hayes Lane Bromley, BR2 9EF

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Recently joined the coaching team at BFC. The players have been very welcoming, along with receiving great support from the MVF admin team. Its very rewarding for me to be part of the guys weight loss journey, with the bonus of seeing a good standard of football  being  played

Peter Bensusan, Coach, Bromley

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blue Whale United
9
7
14
2
Black FC Twente Nuggets
9
6
13
3
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
9
5
11
4
Orange Citrus Got Real
9
5
11
5
Yellow Bayern Munching
9
5
11
6
Pink Toulouse Weight FC
9
5
10
7
White Carby County
9
3
8
8
Light Blue Man Titty FC
9
2
5
9
Purple Middlesblubber FC
9
1
4
10
Green The Incredible Bulk
9
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Whale United 9 7 0 2 100 70 30 14
Black FC Twente Nuggets 9 6 1 2 74 68 6 13
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 9 5 1 3 97 71 26 11
Orange Citrus Got Real 9 5 1 3 93 76 17 11
Yellow Bayern Munching 9 5 1 3 78 78 0 11
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 9 5 0 4 99 84 15 10
White Carby County 9 3 2 4 61 75 -14 8
Light Blue Man Titty FC 9 2 1 6 78 106 -28 5
Purple Middlesblubber FC 9 1 2 6 76 100 -24 4
Green The Incredible Bulk 9 1 1 7 55 83 -28 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black FC Twente Nuggets 9 7 0 2 33 7 26 14
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 9 6 1 2 18 10 8 13
White Carby County 9 5 1 3 14 8 6 11
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 9 5 1 3 17 14 3 11
Light Blue Man Titty FC 9 4 2 3 16 21 -5 10
Blue Whale United 9 3 3 3 19 21 -2 9
Yellow Bayern Munching 9 3 1 5 14 19 -5 7
Purple Middlesblubber FC 9 2 2 5 9 22 -13 6
Orange Citrus Got Real 9 1 3 5 10 18 -8 5
Green The Incredible Bulk 9 1 2 6 11 21 -10 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Bayern Munching 9 6 3 0 23 8 15 15
Blue Whale United 9 6 2 1 27 7 20 14
Orange Citrus Got Real 9 4 3 2 30 15 15 11
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 9 5 1 3 20 12 8 11
Light Blue Man Titty FC 9 4 2 3 30 22 8 10
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 9 4 1 4 24 31 -7 9
Purple Middlesblubber FC 9 2 2 5 16 27 -11 6
White Carby County 9 2 2 5 -4 12 -16 6
Green The Incredible Bulk 9 2 0 7 2 12 -10 4
Black FC Twente Nuggets 9 0 4 5 -1 21 -22 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Daniel Giddy 17.00 5.52%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Calum O'Hara-Barrett 17.00 0.82%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Ben Longley 14.00 9.48%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Samuel Holman-Hirst 14.00 3.30%
Orange Citrus Got Real Dean Kemp 13.00 7.10%
Orange Citrus Got Real Craig Gaffney 11.50 11.43%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Jack Hanson 10.50 7.29%
Orange Citrus Got Real Jonathan Davies 9.00 3.87%
Blue Whale United Charlie Davis 8.50 7.34%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Ben Grime 8.50 3.89%
Green The Incredible Bulk Scott Williams 8.00 5.64%
Yellow Bayern Munching Remi Aaron 7.50 2.49%
Blue Whale United Ian Crombie 7.00 8.64%
White Carby County Jonathan Clark 6.50 8.42%
Blue Whale United Anthony Brown 6.50 2.18%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Alex Thornton 5.50 2.66%
Yellow Bayern Munching Jonathan Dobson 5.50 2.31%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please James Forward 5.50 2.10%
White Carby County Ben Pollard 5.00 6.48%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Jem Musa 5.00 4.18%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Mikey Lingfield 5.00 3.38%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Richard Eddo 5.00 2.51%
Yellow Bayern Munching Alex Raha 5.00 1.85%
Blue Whale United Danny Hill 5.00 0.72%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Sam Clarke 5.00 0.38%
White Carby County Kavit Patel 4.50 1.30%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Laurie Snell 4.00 5.03%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Matt Morris 4.00 2.23%
Green The Incredible Bulk Jon Bayliss 4.00 1.87%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Anthony Dane-Josiah 4.00 0.30%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Tim Williams 3.50 3.07%
White Carby County Luke Majewski 3.50 1.92%
Orange Citrus Got Real Nick Vesta 3.50 0.67%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Kieren Wilson 3.00 7.68%
Green The Incredible Bulk Colm McGinnity 3.00 5.00%
Orange Citrus Got Real Robert Lewis 3.00 2.87%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Darren Appadu 3.00 1.50%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Alan Jones 2.50 4.08%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Daniel Bethel 2.50 3.76%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Mohammad Salehi 2.50 3.04%
Yellow Bayern Munching Lawrence Duckett 2.50 2.81%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Shellen Evelyn-John 2.00 4.90%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Jay Chambers 2.00 2.69%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Joseph Gillinder 2.00 2.53%
Orange Citrus Got Real Guy Burrows 2.00 -0.37%
Blue Whale United Barry Stevens 1.50 6.11%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Saif Jaber 1.50 0.29%
Yellow Bayern Munching James Steel 1.50 -0.44%
Orange Citrus Got Real John Burgess 1.50 -0.55%
Blue Whale United Thomas Bone 1.50 -0.64%
White Carby County Darren Smith 1.00 3.20%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Simon Denman 1.00 1.37%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Gavin Spencer 1.00 1.12%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Raul Cruz 1.00 0.51%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Andy Hazeldine 1.00 -0.96%
Light Blue Man Titty FC John Porritt 1.00 -1.24%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Jack Edwards 0.50 3.49%
Green The Incredible Bulk Liam Waterman 0.50 1.52%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Karl Pokorny 0.50 0.41%
Green The Incredible Bulk Will Luck 0.50 -0.54%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 07 July

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 07 July

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 07 July

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    VS 20:45
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 07 July

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 20:45
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 07 July

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    VS 21:15
    White Carby County

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 30 June

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    16 - 1
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    11 - 9
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    9 - 18
    White Carby County
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    8 - 4
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Blue Whale United
    8 - 15
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 16 June

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    12 - 9
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    13 - 14
    White Carby County
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    9 - 11
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    15 - 5
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Blue Whale United
    14 - 4
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 12 May

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    13 - 13
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    5 - 5
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    11 - 12
    White Carby County
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    7 - 1
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    10 - 8
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 31 March

    White Carby County
    8 - 8
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    6 - 15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    8 - 4
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    10 - 4
    Blue Whale United
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    7 - 12
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 07 July

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    0 - 0
    White Carby County

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 23 June

    White Carby County
    10 - 5
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Blue Whale United
    13 - 10
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    1 - 17
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    12 - 4
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    10 - 7
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 09 June

    Blue Whale United
    8 - 7
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    8 - 10
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    10 - 10
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    14 - 7
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    White Carby County
    4 - 14
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 02 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    9 - 6
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    7 - 12
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    7 - 7
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Blue Whale United
    12 - 3
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    9 - 9
    White Carby County

  • Monday 19 May

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    4 - 8
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    11 - 6
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    5 - 13
    White Carby County
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    13 - 12
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    12 - 7
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 28 April

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    8 - 11
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    13 - 3
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    12 - 11
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    White Carby County
    3 - 8
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    16 - 7
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 14 April

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    5 - 15
    Blue Whale United
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    17 - 4
    White Carby County
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    9 - 8
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    4 - 12
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    11 - 12
    Black FC Twente Nuggets

  • Monday 07 April

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    8 - 13
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    5 - 5
    White Carby County
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    6 - 5
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    11 - 12
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    10 - 9
    Blue Whale United

  • Monday 24 March

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    5 - 8
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    12 - 10
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    11 - 16
    Blue Whale United
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    7 - 6
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    White Carby County
    2 - 6
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 17 March

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    6 - 11
    White Carby County
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    19 - 14
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    12 - 12
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    4 - 6
    Blue Whale United
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    6 - 12
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please