Bromley
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Recently joined the coaching team at BFC. The players have been very welcoming, along with receiving great support from the MVF admin team. Its very rewarding for me to be part of the guys weight loss journey, with the bonus of seeing a good standard of football being played
Peter Bensusan, Coach, Bromley
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blue Whale United
9
7
14
2
Black FC Twente Nuggets
9
6
13
3
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
9
5
11
4
Orange Citrus Got Real
9
5
11
5
Yellow Bayern Munching
9
5
11
6
Pink Toulouse Weight FC
9
5
10
7
White Carby County
9
3
8
8
Light Blue Man Titty FC
9
2
5
9
Purple Middlesblubber FC
9
1
4
10
Green The Incredible Bulk
9
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Blue Whale United | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 100 | 70 | 30 | 14 |
Black FC Twente Nuggets | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 74 | 68 | 6 | 13 |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 97 | 71 | 26 | 11 |
Orange Citrus Got Real | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 93 | 76 | 17 | 11 |
Yellow Bayern Munching | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 78 | 78 | 0 | 11 |
Pink Toulouse Weight FC | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 99 | 84 | 15 | 10 |
White Carby County | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 61 | 75 | -14 | 8 |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 78 | 106 | -28 | 5 |
Purple Middlesblubber FC | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 76 | 100 | -24 | 4 |
Green The Incredible Bulk | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 55 | 83 | -28 | 3 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Black FC Twente Nuggets | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 7 | 26 | 14 |
Pink Toulouse Weight FC | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 10 | 8 | 13 |
White Carby County | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 11 |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 11 |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 16 | 21 | -5 | 10 |
Blue Whale United | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 9 |
Yellow Bayern Munching | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -5 | 7 |
Purple Middlesblubber FC | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 9 | 22 | -13 | 6 |
Orange Citrus Got Real | 9 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 10 | 18 | -8 | 5 |
Green The Incredible Bulk | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 11 | 21 | -10 | 4 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Yellow Bayern Munching | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 23 | 8 | 15 | 15 |
Blue Whale United | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 27 | 7 | 20 | 14 |
Orange Citrus Got Real | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 30 | 15 | 15 | 11 |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 12 | 8 | 11 |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 30 | 22 | 8 | 10 |
Pink Toulouse Weight FC | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 24 | 31 | -7 | 9 |
Purple Middlesblubber FC | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 16 | 27 | -11 | 6 |
White Carby County | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | -4 | 12 | -16 | 6 |
Green The Incredible Bulk | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 12 | -10 | 4 |
Black FC Twente Nuggets | 9 | 0 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 21 | -22 | 4 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Pink Toulouse Weight FC | Daniel Giddy | 17.00 | 5.52% |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | Calum O'Hara-Barrett | 17.00 | 0.82% |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | Ben Longley | 14.00 | 9.48% |
Pink Toulouse Weight FC | Samuel Holman-Hirst | 14.00 | 3.30% |
Orange Citrus Got Real | Dean Kemp | 13.00 | 7.10% |
Orange Citrus Got Real | Craig Gaffney | 11.50 | 11.43% |
Purple Middlesblubber FC | Jack Hanson | 10.50 | 7.29% |
Orange Citrus Got Real | Jonathan Davies | 9.00 | 3.87% |
Blue Whale United | Charlie Davis | 8.50 | 7.34% |
Black FC Twente Nuggets | Ben Grime | 8.50 | 3.89% |
Green The Incredible Bulk | Scott Williams | 8.00 | 5.64% |
Yellow Bayern Munching | Remi Aaron | 7.50 | 2.49% |
Blue Whale United | Ian Crombie | 7.00 | 8.64% |
White Carby County | Jonathan Clark | 6.50 | 8.42% |
Blue Whale United | Anthony Brown | 6.50 | 2.18% |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | Alex Thornton | 5.50 | 2.66% |
Yellow Bayern Munching | Jonathan Dobson | 5.50 | 2.31% |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | James Forward | 5.50 | 2.10% |
White Carby County | Ben Pollard | 5.00 | 6.48% |
Purple Middlesblubber FC | Jem Musa | 5.00 | 4.18% |
Black FC Twente Nuggets | Mikey Lingfield | 5.00 | 3.38% |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | Richard Eddo | 5.00 | 2.51% |
Yellow Bayern Munching | Alex Raha | 5.00 | 1.85% |
Blue Whale United | Danny Hill | 5.00 | 0.72% |
Purple Middlesblubber FC | Sam Clarke | 5.00 | 0.38% |
White Carby County | Kavit Patel | 4.50 | 1.30% |
Pink Toulouse Weight FC | Laurie Snell | 4.00 | 5.03% |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | Matt Morris | 4.00 | 2.23% |
Green The Incredible Bulk | Jon Bayliss | 4.00 | 1.87% |
Pink Toulouse Weight FC | Anthony Dane-Josiah | 4.00 | 0.30% |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | Tim Williams | 3.50 | 3.07% |
White Carby County | Luke Majewski | 3.50 | 1.92% |
Orange Citrus Got Real | Nick Vesta | 3.50 | 0.67% |
Purple Middlesblubber FC | Kieren Wilson | 3.00 | 7.68% |
Green The Incredible Bulk | Colm McGinnity | 3.00 | 5.00% |
Orange Citrus Got Real | Robert Lewis | 3.00 | 2.87% |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | Darren Appadu | 3.00 | 1.50% |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | Alan Jones | 2.50 | 4.08% |
Pink Toulouse Weight FC | Daniel Bethel | 2.50 | 3.76% |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | Mohammad Salehi | 2.50 | 3.04% |
Yellow Bayern Munching | Lawrence Duckett | 2.50 | 2.81% |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | Shellen Evelyn-John | 2.00 | 4.90% |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | Jay Chambers | 2.00 | 2.69% |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | Joseph Gillinder | 2.00 | 2.53% |
Orange Citrus Got Real | Guy Burrows | 2.00 | -0.37% |
Blue Whale United | Barry Stevens | 1.50 | 6.11% |
Purple Middlesblubber FC | Saif Jaber | 1.50 | 0.29% |
Yellow Bayern Munching | James Steel | 1.50 | -0.44% |
Orange Citrus Got Real | John Burgess | 1.50 | -0.55% |
Blue Whale United | Thomas Bone | 1.50 | -0.64% |
White Carby County | Darren Smith | 1.00 | 3.20% |
Purple Middlesblubber FC | Simon Denman | 1.00 | 1.37% |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | Gavin Spencer | 1.00 | 1.12% |
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please | Raul Cruz | 1.00 | 0.51% |
Black FC Twente Nuggets | Andy Hazeldine | 1.00 | -0.96% |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | John Porritt | 1.00 | -1.24% |
Pink Toulouse Weight FC | Jack Edwards | 0.50 | 3.49% |
Green The Incredible Bulk | Liam Waterman | 0.50 | 1.52% |
Light Blue Man Titty FC | Karl Pokorny | 0.50 | 0.41% |
Green The Incredible Bulk | Will Luck | 0.50 | -0.54% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 07 July
Black FC Twente NuggetsVS 20:15Pink Toulouse Weight FC -
Monday 07 July
Blue Whale UnitedVS 20:15Orange Citrus Got Real -
Monday 07 July
Green The Incredible BulkVS 20:45Purple Middlesblubber FC -
Monday 07 July
Light Blue Man Titty FCVS 20:45Yellow Bayern Munching -
Monday 07 July
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls PleaseVS 21:15White Carby County
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 30 June
Pink Toulouse Weight FC16 - 1Yellow Bayern MunchingGreen The Incredible Bulk11 - 9Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls PleaseLight Blue Man Titty FC9 - 18White Carby CountyBlack FC Twente Nuggets8 - 4Orange Citrus Got RealBlue Whale United8 - 15Purple Middlesblubber FC -
Monday 16 June
Purple Middlesblubber FC12 - 9Yellow Bayern MunchingOrange Citrus Got Real13 - 14White Carby CountyPink Toulouse Weight FC9 - 11Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls PleaseBlack FC Twente Nuggets15 - 5Light Blue Man Titty FCBlue Whale United14 - 4Green The Incredible Bulk -
Monday 12 May
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please13 - 13Yellow Bayern MunchingOrange Citrus Got Real5 - 5Purple Middlesblubber FCPink Toulouse Weight FC11 - 12White Carby CountyBlack FC Twente Nuggets7 - 1Green The Incredible BulkBlue Whale United10 - 8Light Blue Man Titty FC -
Monday 31 March
White Carby County8 - 8Yellow Bayern MunchingOrange Citrus Got Real6 - 15Pink Toulouse Weight FCPurple Middlesblubber FC8 - 4Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls PleaseBlack FC Twente Nuggets10 - 4Blue Whale UnitedGreen The Incredible Bulk7 - 12Light Blue Man Titty FC -
Monday 07 July
Black FC Twente Nuggets0 - 0Pink Toulouse Weight FCBlue Whale United0 - 0Orange Citrus Got RealGreen The Incredible Bulk0 - 0Purple Middlesblubber FCLight Blue Man Titty FC0 - 0Yellow Bayern MunchingRed FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please0 - 0White Carby County
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 23 June
White Carby County10 - 5Light Blue Man Titty FCBlue Whale United13 - 10Yellow Bayern MunchingBlack FC Twente Nuggets1 - 17Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls PleasePink Toulouse Weight FC12 - 4Green The Incredible BulkOrange Citrus Got Real10 - 7Purple Middlesblubber FC -
Monday 09 June
Blue Whale United8 - 7Pink Toulouse Weight FCPurple Middlesblubber FC8 - 10Black FC Twente NuggetsOrange Citrus Got Real10 - 10Green The Incredible BulkYellow Bayern Munching14 - 7Light Blue Man Titty FCWhite Carby County4 - 14Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please -
Monday 02 June
Black FC Twente Nuggets9 - 6Orange Citrus Got RealLight Blue Man Titty FC7 - 12Pink Toulouse Weight FCRed FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please7 - 7Yellow Bayern MunchingBlue Whale United12 - 3Green The Incredible BulkPurple Middlesblubber FC9 - 9White Carby County -
Monday 19 May
Orange Citrus Got Real4 - 8Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls PleasePurple Middlesblubber FC11 - 6Green The Incredible BulkBlue Whale United5 - 13White Carby CountyYellow Bayern Munching13 - 12Pink Toulouse Weight FCBlack FC Twente Nuggets12 - 7Light Blue Man Titty FC -
Monday 28 April
Light Blue Man Titty FC8 - 11Orange Citrus Got RealBlack FC Twente Nuggets13 - 3Yellow Bayern MunchingPink Toulouse Weight FC12 - 11Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls PleaseWhite Carby County3 - 8Green The Incredible BulkBlue Whale United16 - 7Purple Middlesblubber FC -
Monday 14 April
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please5 - 15Blue Whale UnitedOrange Citrus Got Real17 - 4White Carby CountyLight Blue Man Titty FC9 - 8Green The Incredible BulkPurple Middlesblubber FC4 - 12Yellow Bayern MunchingPink Toulouse Weight FC11 - 12Black FC Twente Nuggets -
Monday 07 April
Purple Middlesblubber FC8 - 13Pink Toulouse Weight FCBlack FC Twente Nuggets5 - 5White Carby CountyYellow Bayern Munching6 - 5Green The Incredible BulkRed FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please11 - 12Light Blue Man Titty FCOrange Citrus Got Real10 - 9Blue Whale United -
Monday 24 March
Green The Incredible Bulk5 - 8Black FC Twente NuggetsRed FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please12 - 10Purple Middlesblubber FCLight Blue Man Titty FC11 - 16Blue Whale UnitedYellow Bayern Munching7 - 6Orange Citrus Got RealWhite Carby County2 - 6Pink Toulouse Weight FC -
Monday 17 March
Yellow Bayern Munching6 - 11White Carby CountyOrange Citrus Got Real19 - 14Pink Toulouse Weight FCLight Blue Man Titty FC12 - 12Purple Middlesblubber FCBlack FC Twente Nuggets4 - 6Blue Whale UnitedGreen The Incredible Bulk6 - 12Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please