Bromley

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Bromley Football Club, Hayes Lane Bromley, BR2 9EF

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Recently joined the coaching team at BFC. The players have been very welcoming, along with receiving great support from the MVF admin team. Its very rewarding for me to be part of the guys weight loss journey, with the bonus of seeing a good standard of football  being  played

Peter Bensusan, Coach, Bromley

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Yellow Tubmarine
5
4
8
2
Orange Whoppers
5
4
8
3
Purple Bisto Rovers
5
3
7
4
Black Juevntubs
5
2
5
5
White Ozempiakos
5
2
4
6
Green Plymouth Lardgyle
5
2
4
7
Pink Fatburn Rovers
5
2
4
8
Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
5
2
4
9
Red Ful Of Ham
5
2
4
10
Blue KFC Wimbledon
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Tubmarine 5 4 0 1 59 45 14 8
Orange Whoppers 5 4 0 1 53 42 11 8
Purple Bisto Rovers 5 3 1 1 64 54 10 7
Black Juevntubs 5 2 1 2 48 45 3 5
White Ozempiakos 5 2 0 3 53 52 1 4
Green Plymouth Lardgyle 5 2 0 3 47 49 -2 4
Pink Fatburn Rovers 5 2 0 3 44 50 -6 4
Light Blue Cholesterol Palace 5 2 0 3 52 62 -10 4
Red Ful Of Ham 5 2 0 3 30 45 -15 4
Blue KFC Wimbledon 5 1 0 4 36 42 -6 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Juevntubs 5 5 0 0 15 5 10 10
Yellow Tubmarine 5 4 0 1 18 6 12 8
White Ozempiakos 5 4 0 1 15 9 6 8
Orange Whoppers 5 2 1 2 11 11 0 5
Blue KFC Wimbledon 5 1 2 2 10 7 3 4
Pink Fatburn Rovers 5 1 2 2 9 10 -1 4
Light Blue Cholesterol Palace 5 1 2 2 6 12 -6 4
Red Ful Of Ham 5 1 1 3 9 16 -7 3
Green Plymouth Lardgyle 5 1 1 3 7 15 -8 3
Purple Bisto Rovers 5 0 1 4 7 16 -9 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Green Plymouth Lardgyle 5 4 1 1 13 5 8 9
Purple Bisto Rovers 5 3 2 1 20 9 11 8
Orange Whoppers 5 3 2 1 11 1 10 8
Yellow Tubmarine 5 3 1 2 9 10 -1 7
Light Blue Cholesterol Palace 5 2 2 2 16 20 -4 6
Red Ful Of Ham 5 1 3 2 3 2 1 5
Black Juevntubs 5 2 1 3 5 8 -3 5
Pink Fatburn Rovers 5 2 1 3 9 14 -5 5
White Ozempiakos 5 1 2 3 3 11 -8 4
Blue KFC Wimbledon 5 0 3 3 -1 8 -9 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Purple Bisto Rovers Calum O'Hara-Barrett 9.00 2.94%
Light Blue Cholesterol Palace Kavit Patel 8.50 10.64%
Orange Whoppers Shellen Evelyn-John 6.50 5.09%
Blue KFC Wimbledon Anthony Iban 6.50 4.40%
Green Plymouth Lardgyle Ben Pollard 5.50 1.32%
Light Blue Cholesterol Palace Chris Clarkson 5.50 0.99%
Purple Bisto Rovers Gavin Spencer 5.00 5.26%
Yellow Tubmarine Vasos Vrachimi 5.00 4.61%
Green Plymouth Lardgyle Daniel Giddy 5.00 3.15%
Yellow Tubmarine Alex Raha 5.00 1.92%
White Ozempiakos Rhys Reed 4.00 5.29%
Pink Fatburn Rovers Scott Williams 4.00 3.81%
Black Juevntubs Will Luck 3.50 2.43%
Black Juevntubs Dean Kemp 3.00 4.25%
White Ozempiakos Max Reed 3.00 3.13%
Pink Fatburn Rovers andrew duncan 3.00 2.26%
White Ozempiakos Liam Waterman 3.00 1.17%
Red Ful Of Ham James Forward 3.00 0.96%
Purple Bisto Rovers Courtney Matheson 3.00 0.66%
Orange Whoppers Radoslav Prodanov 2.50 2.93%
Pink Fatburn Rovers Roy Aforo 2.50 2.10%
Green Plymouth Lardgyle Andy Hazeldine 2.50 1.78%
Purple Bisto Rovers Jack Hanson 2.50 1.61%
Light Blue Cholesterol Palace Charlie Davis 2.50 1.45%
Orange Whoppers John Burgess 2.50 1.26%
Yellow Tubmarine Jonathan Dobson 2.50 0.54%
Red Ful Of Ham Dalbir Uppal 2.50 0.50%
Black Juevntubs Peter Moreton 2.50 0.42%
Yellow Tubmarine Jack Edwards 2.00 0.81%
Light Blue Cholesterol Palace Richard Eddo 2.00 0.18%
Pink Fatburn Rovers Jon Bayliss 1.50 0.69%
Black Juevntubs Stewart Sterry 1.50 0.50%
Green Plymouth Lardgyle Steve Snowdon 1.50 0.41%
White Ozempiakos Darren Smith 1.50 0.33%
Pink Fatburn Rovers Remi Aaron 1.00 2.74%
Yellow Tubmarine John Porritt 1.00 2.17%
Red Ful Of Ham Nick Vesta 1.00 0.92%
Red Ful Of Ham Joseph Gillinder 1.00 0.84%
Green Plymouth Lardgyle Alex Thornton 1.00 0.74%
Purple Bisto Rovers Matthew Beeson 1.00 0.60%
Orange Whoppers Tim Williams 1.00 0.56%
Blue KFC Wimbledon Jamie Hynes 1.00 0.48%
Yellow Tubmarine Andrew Munns 1.00 0.00%
Green Plymouth Lardgyle Thomas Bone 0.50 3.04%
White Ozempiakos Daniel Bethel 0.50 0.21%
Light Blue Cholesterol Palace Tom Liston-Jones 0.50 0.00%
Light Blue Cholesterol Palace Ian Crombie 0.50 -0.73%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 02 February

    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:15
    Yellow Tubmarine

  • Monday 02 February

    Red Ful Of Ham
    VS 20:15
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle

  • Monday 02 February

    Purple Bisto Rovers
    VS 20:45
    White Ozempiakos

  • Monday 02 February

    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    VS 20:45
    Orange Whoppers

  • Monday 02 February

    Black Juevntubs
    VS 21:15
    Pink Fatburn Rovers

  • Monday 16 February

    Purple Bisto Rovers
    VS 20:15
    Black Juevntubs

  • Monday 16 February

    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    VS 20:15
    Blue KFC Wimbledon

  • Monday 16 February

    Orange Whoppers
    VS 20:45
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle

  • Monday 16 February

    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    VS 20:45
    White Ozempiakos

  • Monday 16 February

    Red Ful Of Ham
    VS 21:15
    Yellow Tubmarine

  • Monday 23 February

    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    VS 20:15
    White Ozempiakos

  • Monday 23 February

    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    VS 20:15
    Yellow Tubmarine

  • Monday 23 February

    Orange Whoppers
    VS 20:45
    Blue KFC Wimbledon

  • Monday 23 February

    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    VS 20:45
    Purple Bisto Rovers

  • Monday 23 February

    Black Juevntubs
    VS 21:15
    Red Ful Of Ham

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 15 December

    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    11 - 14
    Yellow Tubmarine
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    9 - 6
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    Red Ful Of Ham
    2 - 15
    White Ozempiakos
    Black Juevntubs
    11 - 12
    Orange Whoppers
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    5 - 11
    Pink Fatburn Rovers

  • Monday 17 November

    White Ozempiakos
    9 - 9
    Yellow Tubmarine
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    14 - 6
    Red Ful Of Ham
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    13 - 8
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    Black Juevntubs
    8 - 11
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    Orange Whoppers
    9 - 3
    Pink Fatburn Rovers

  • Monday 02 February

    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarine
    Red Ful Of Ham
    0 - 0
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    0 - 0
    White Ozempiakos
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Orange Whoppers
    Black Juevntubs
    0 - 0
    Pink Fatburn Rovers

  • Monday 16 February

    Purple Bisto Rovers
    0 - 0
    Black Juevntubs
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    Orange Whoppers
    0 - 0
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    0 - 0
    White Ozempiakos
    Red Ful Of Ham
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarine

  • Monday 23 February

    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    0 - 0
    White Ozempiakos
    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarine
    Orange Whoppers
    0 - 0
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    Black Juevntubs
    0 - 0
    Red Ful Of Ham

 

  • Monday 12 January

    Black Juevntubs
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace

  • Monday 12 January

    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    VS 20:15
    White Ozempiakos

  • Monday 12 January

    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    VS 20:45
    Orange Whoppers

  • Monday 12 January

    Red Ful Of Ham
    VS 20:45
    Purple Bisto Rovers

  • Monday 12 January

    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:15
    Yellow Tubmarine

  • Monday 19 January

    Yellow Tubmarine
    VS 20:15
    Pink Fatburn Rovers

  • Monday 19 January

    Purple Bisto Rovers
    VS 20:15
    Blue KFC Wimbledon

  • Monday 19 January

    Orange Whoppers
    VS 20:45
    Red Ful Of Ham

  • Monday 19 January

    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    VS 20:45
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle

  • Monday 19 January

    White Ozempiakos
    VS 21:15
    Black Juevntubs

  • Monday 26 January

    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:15
    Pink Fatburn Rovers

  • Monday 26 January

    Yellow Tubmarine
    VS 20:15
    Red Ful Of Ham

  • Monday 26 January

    Orange Whoppers
    VS 20:45
    Black Juevntubs

  • Monday 26 January

    Purple Bisto Rovers
    VS 20:45
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle

  • Monday 26 January

    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    VS 21:15
    White Ozempiakos

  • Monday 09 February

    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    VS 20:15
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle

  • Monday 09 February

    Black Juevntubs
    VS 20:15
    Red Ful Of Ham

  • Monday 09 February

    White Ozempiakos
    VS 20:45
    Blue KFC Wimbledon

  • Monday 09 February

    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    VS 20:45
    Yellow Tubmarine

  • Monday 09 February

    Orange Whoppers
    VS 21:15
    Purple Bisto Rovers

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 08 December

    Red Ful Of Ham
    -1 - 8
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    Black Juevntubs
    13 - 13
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    11 - 13
    Yellow Tubmarine
    White Ozempiakos
    13 - 4
    Orange Whoppers
    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    10 - 12
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace

  • Monday 01 December

    Orange Whoppers
    17 - 8
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    Yellow Tubmarine
    13 - 9
    Black Juevntubs
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    14 - 11
    White Ozempiakos
    Red Ful Of Ham
    0 - 12
    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    5 - 8
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle

  • Monday 24 November

    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    12 - 9
    Red Ful Of Ham
    White Ozempiakos
    9 - 13
    Yellow Tubmarine
    Black Juevntubs
    9 - 5
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    10 - 13
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    5 - 13
    Orange Whoppers

  • Monday 10 November

    Black Juevntubs
    8 - 4
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    15 - 9
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    White Ozempiakos
    6 - 9
    Red Ful Of Ham
    Orange Whoppers
    8 - 7
    Yellow Tubmarine
    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    7 - 16
    Purple Bisto Rovers

  • Monday 03 November

    Yellow Tubmarine
    13 - 8
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    Red Ful Of Ham
    13 - 7
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    9 - 11
    Orange Whoppers
    Black Juevntubs
    9 - 10
    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    12 - 14
    White Ozempiakos

  • Monday 12 January

    Black Juevntubs
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    0 - 0
    White Ozempiakos
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    0 - 0
    Orange Whoppers
    Red Ful Of Ham
    0 - 0
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarine

  • Monday 19 January

    Yellow Tubmarine
    0 - 0
    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    0 - 0
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    Orange Whoppers
    0 - 0
    Red Ful Of Ham
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    White Ozempiakos
    0 - 0
    Black Juevntubs

  • Monday 26 January

    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    Yellow Tubmarine
    0 - 0
    Red Ful Of Ham
    Orange Whoppers
    0 - 0
    Black Juevntubs
    Purple Bisto Rovers
    0 - 0
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    White Ozempiakos

  • Monday 09 February

    Pink Fatburn Rovers
    0 - 0
    Green Plymouth Lardgyle
    Black Juevntubs
    0 - 0
    Red Ful Of Ham
    White Ozempiakos
    0 - 0
    Blue KFC Wimbledon
    Light Blue Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarine
    Orange Whoppers
    0 - 0
    Purple Bisto Rovers