Bromley

Monday | 20:15-22:15

Bromley Football Club, Hayes Lane Bromley, BR2 9EF

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Recently joined the coaching team at BFC. The players have been very welcoming, along with receiving great support from the MVF admin team. Its very rewarding for me to be part of the guys weight loss journey, with the bonus of seeing a good standard of football  being  played

Peter Bensusan, Coach, Bromley

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Yellow Bayern Munching
9
7
15
2
Green The Incredible Bulk
9
6
12
3
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
9
5
11
4
Orange Citrus Got Real
9
5
10
5
White Carby County
9
4
9
6
Light Blue Man Titty FC
9
4
9
7
Purple Middlesblubber FC
9
4
8
8
Black FC Twente Nuggets
9
3
7
9
Pink Toulouse Weight FC
9
3
7
10
Blue Whale United
9
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Bayern Munching 9 7 1 1 94 71 23 15
Green The Incredible Bulk 9 6 0 3 75 67 8 12
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 9 5 1 3 92 79 13 11
Orange Citrus Got Real 9 5 0 4 70 78 -8 10
White Carby County 9 4 1 4 90 76 14 9
Light Blue Man Titty FC 9 4 1 4 91 88 3 9
Purple Middlesblubber FC 9 4 0 5 78 96 -18 8
Black FC Twente Nuggets 9 3 1 5 84 81 3 7
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 9 3 1 5 104 105 -1 7
Blue Whale United 9 1 0 8 61 98 -37 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 9 6 1 2 27 20 7 13
Light Blue Man Titty FC 9 5 2 2 23 15 8 12
Black FC Twente Nuggets 9 5 0 4 20 12 8 10
Green The Incredible Bulk 9 4 2 3 13 10 3 10
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 9 4 2 3 14 13 1 10
White Carby County 9 4 2 3 10 11 -1 10
Purple Middlesblubber FC 9 2 3 4 17 20 -3 7
Blue Whale United 9 3 1 5 11 24 -13 7
Orange Citrus Got Real 9 2 2 5 13 16 -3 6
Yellow Bayern Munching 9 2 1 6 9 16 -7 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Bayern Munching 9 7 0 2 24 7 17 14
Green The Incredible Bulk 9 5 2 2 5 6 -1 12
Light Blue Man Titty FC 9 5 1 3 22 16 6 11
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 9 4 2 3 21 14 7 10
Black FC Twente Nuggets 9 4 2 3 13 11 2 10
Purple Middlesblubber FC 9 4 2 3 7 7 0 10
White Carby County 9 3 2 4 18 17 1 8
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 9 4 0 5 22 27 -5 8
Orange Citrus Got Real 9 3 1 5 11 15 -4 7
Blue Whale United 9 0 0 9 -2 21 -23 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Light Blue Man Titty FC Calum O'Hara-Barrett 14.00 3.08%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Daniel Giddy 13.00 -1.69%
White Carby County Ben Pollard 12.00 4.70%
Orange Citrus Got Real Dean Kemp 11.50 8.36%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Chris Clarkson 11.00 10.16%
Yellow Bayern Munching Darren Baker 9.50 3.46%
Orange Citrus Got Real Craig Gaffney 9.00 3.31%
White Carby County Jonathan Clark 8.50 3.81%
White Carby County Darren Smith 8.00 1.09%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Mark McGowan 7.00 5.98%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Richard Eddo 6.50 1.64%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Lee Adcock 6.00 5.75%
Blue Whale United Charlie Davis 6.00 3.76%
Green The Incredible Bulk Mark Flannery 5.50 5.06%
Yellow Bayern Munching Paul Hearne 5.50 4.41%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Jack Edwards 5.50 1.69%
Yellow Bayern Munching Alex Raha 5.50 1.63%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Peter Moreton 5.50 0.62%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please James Forward 5.50 0.41%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Anthony Chambers 5.00 4.30%
Yellow Bayern Munching Lawrence Duckett 4.00 1.73%
Yellow Bayern Munching Jamie Hynes 4.00 0.95%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Joseph Gillinder 4.00 -0.35%
White Carby County Stewart Sterry 3.50 2.31%
Yellow Bayern Munching Adian Graham 3.50 1.66%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Shellen Evelyn-John 3.00 4.44%
Yellow Bayern Munching Remi Aaron 3.00 1.70%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please RYAN BROWN 3.00 0.16%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Alton Powponne 2.50 1.23%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Tim Williams 2.50 0.09%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Alex Thornton 2.50 0.00%
Green The Incredible Bulk Liam Waterman 2.00 2.43%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Matt Morris 2.00 0.21%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Rhys Reed 2.00 -0.86%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Ben Grime 1.50 3.12%
Green The Incredible Bulk Scott Williams 1.50 -0.21%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Anthony Dane-Josiah 1.50 -0.23%
Blue Whale United James Hamlin 1.50 -0.35%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Andrew Munns 1.50 -1.33%
Green The Incredible Bulk Anthony Iban 1.00 1.86%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Mark Cheevers 1.00 1.49%
Orange Citrus Got Real Guy Burrows 1.00 -0.46%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Laurie Snell 1.00 -1.48%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Courtney Matheson 1.00 -1.91%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Jack Hanson 1.00 -2.16%
Orange Citrus Got Real Richard Scott 0.50 1.85%
Green The Incredible Bulk Colm McGinnity 0.50 1.26%
Light Blue Man Titty FC John Porritt 0.50 0.95%
Blue Whale United Tim Sargent 0.50 0.84%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Karl Pokorny 0.50 -0.63%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 13 October

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    VS 20:15
    Black FC Twente Nuggets

  • Monday 13 October

    White Carby County
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 13 October

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 20:45
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 13 October

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:45
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 13 October

    Blue Whale United
    VS 21:15
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 20 October

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    VS 20:15
    Blue Whale United

  • Monday 20 October

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 20:15
    Black FC Twente Nuggets

  • Monday 20 October

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 20 October

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:45
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 20 October

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 21:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 29 September

    White Carby County
    12 - 14
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    7 - 8
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    10 - 8
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    13 - 2
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    8 - 5
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 01 September

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    6 - 13
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    12 - 8
    White Carby County
    Blue Whale United
    4 - 11
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    14 - 13
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    13 - 2
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 28 July

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    5 - 12
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    7 - 5
    Blue Whale United
    White Carby County
    9 - 15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    11 - 14
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    10 - 10
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 13 October

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    0 - 0
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    White Carby County
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 20 October

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    0 - 0
    Blue Whale United
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 06 October

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    9 - 4
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    14 - 10
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    13 - 6
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Blue Whale United
    12 - 13
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    4 - 5
    White Carby County

  • Monday 22 September

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    8 - 2
    Blue Whale United
    White Carby County
    6 - 7
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    12 - 7
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    10 - 11
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    15 - 7
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 15 September

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    11 - 11
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    6 - 1
    Blue Whale United
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    9 - 15
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    12 - 10
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    White Carby County
    7 - 13
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 08 September

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    10 - 9
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    White Carby County
    7 - 12
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    15 - 3
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    14 - 9
    Blue Whale United
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    2 - 12
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 18 August

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    9 - 18
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    11 - 6
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    15 - 6
    Blue Whale United
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    9 - 4
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    2 - 15
    White Carby County

  • Monday 11 August

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    16 - 16
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    7 - 9
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 9
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    White Carby County
    7 - 7
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Blue Whale United
    9 - 13
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 04 August

    White Carby County
    16 - 9
    Blue Whale United
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    11 - 4
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    12 - 4
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    14 - 4
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    8 - 12
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 21 July

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    10 - 11
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    7 - 17
    White Carby County
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    10 - 4
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    9 - 6
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    5 - 3
    Blue Whale United

  • Monday 14 July

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    9 - 8
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    8 - 10
    Blue Whale United
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    15 - 10
    White Carby County
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    12 - 10
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    16 - 14
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC