Bromley

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Bromley Football Club, Hayes Lane Bromley, BR2 9EF

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Recently joined the coaching team at BFC. The players have been very welcoming, along with receiving great support from the MVF admin team. Its very rewarding for me to be part of the guys weight loss journey, with the bonus of seeing a good standard of football  being  played

Peter Bensusan, Coach, Bromley

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Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
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Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
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1
2
2
White Carby County
1
1
2
3
Blue Whale United
1
1
2
4
Orange Citrus Got Real
1
1
2
5
Light Blue Man Titty FC
1
0
1
6
Purple Middlesblubber FC
1
0
1
7
Black FC Twente Nuggets
1
0
0
8
Pink Toulouse Weight FC
1
0
0
9
Yellow Bayern Munching
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0
0
10
Green The Incredible Bulk
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0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 1 1 0 0 12 6 6 2
White Carby County 1 1 0 0 11 6 5 2
Blue Whale United 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 2
Orange Citrus Got Real 1 1 0 0 16 14 2 2
Light Blue Man Titty FC 1 0 1 0 12 12 0 1
Purple Middlesblubber FC 1 0 1 0 12 12 0 1
Black FC Twente Nuggets 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 1 0 0 1 14 16 -2 0
Yellow Bayern Munching 1 0 0 1 6 11 -5 0
Green The Incredible Bulk 1 0 0 1 6 12 -6 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Light Blue Man Titty FC 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Blue Whale United 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
White Carby County 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
Black FC Twente Nuggets 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Green The Incredible Bulk 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Yellow Bayern Munching 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Orange Citrus Got Real 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Purple Middlesblubber FC 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Orange Citrus Got Real 1 1 0 0 9 3 6 2
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Black FC Twente Nuggets 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Blue Whale United 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Light Blue Man Titty FC 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Purple Middlesblubber FC 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
White Carby County 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Yellow Bayern Munching 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Green The Incredible Bulk 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 1 0 0 1 3 9 -6 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Orange Citrus Got Real Craig Gaffney 6.50 1.95%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Daniel Giddy 1.00 1.52%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Calum O'Hara-Barrett 1.00 0.82%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Daniel Bethel 0.50 2.69%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Jem Musa 0.50 2.56%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Joseph Gillinder 0.50 2.41%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Jack Hanson 0.50 1.76%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Darren Appadu 0.50 1.73%
Blue Whale United Charlie Davis 0.50 1.51%
Blue Whale United Danny Hill 0.50 1.44%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Alex Thornton 0.50 1.33%
Light Blue Man Titty FC John Porritt 0.50 1.33%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Ben Longley 0.50 1.29%
Green The Incredible Bulk Will Luck 0.50 1.17%
Blue Whale United Billy Dummer 0.50 1.14%
Yellow Bayern Munching Jonathan Dobson 0.50 0.93%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please James Forward 0.50 0.88%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Andre Forrester 0.50 0.85%
Orange Citrus Got Real Alex Stuart 0.50 0.84%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Sam Clarke 0.50 0.83%
Purple Middlesblubber FC George Worsnop 0.50 0.68%
Orange Citrus Got Real Guy Burrows 0.50 0.64%
Green The Incredible Bulk Steve Snowdon 0.50 0.63%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Samuel Holman-Hirst 0.50 0.59%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Ben Grime 0.50 0.58%
Orange Citrus Got Real Dean Kemp 0.50 0.58%
White Carby County Kavit Patel 0.50 0.57%
White Carby County Luke Majewski 0.50 0.53%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Simon Denman 0.50 0.53%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Courtney Matheson 0.50 0.43%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Peter Mardushaj 0.50 0.43%
Orange Citrus Got Real Jonathan Davies 0.50 0.35%
Orange Citrus Got Real Robert Lewis 0.50 0.31%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Andy Hazeldine 0.50 0.19%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Damian McGrath 0.50 0.11%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Mikey Lingfield 0.50 0.11%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Jay Chambers 0.50 0.09%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Richard Eddo 0.50 0.09%
Black FC Twente Nuggets RYAN BROWN 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Sunday 09 June

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    VS 20:45
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 31 March

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Blue Whale United

  • Monday 31 March

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 31 March

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:45
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 31 March

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 20:45
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 31 March

    White Carby County
    VS 21:15
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 28 April

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 28 April

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 28 April

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:45
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 28 April

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 28 April

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    VS 21:15
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 26 May

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 26 May

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 26 May

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 26 May

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 20:45
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 26 May

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 21:15
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 09 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 09 June

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 09 June

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 09 June

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 21:15
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 16 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 16 June

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 16 June

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    VS 20:45
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 16 June

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 20:45
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 16 June

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    VS 21:15
    White Carby County

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Sunday 09 June

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 31 March

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Blue Whale United
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    White Carby County
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 28 April

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 26 May

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 09 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 16 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    0 - 0
    White Carby County

 

  • Monday 24 March

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    VS 20:15
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 24 March

    White Carby County
    VS 20:15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 24 March

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    VS 20:45
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 24 March

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 20:45
    Blue Whale United

  • Monday 24 March

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    VS 21:00
    Black FC Twente Nuggets

  • Monday 07 April

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 07 April

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:15
    Blue Whale United

  • Monday 07 April

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 07 April

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    VS 20:45
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 07 April

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 21:15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 14 April

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 20:15
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 14 April

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 20:15
    Black FC Twente Nuggets

  • Monday 14 April

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 14 April

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 20:45
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 14 April

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    VS 21:15
    Blue Whale United

  • Monday 21 April

    White Carby County
    VS 20:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 21 April

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 21 April

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:45
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 21 April

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 20:45
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 21 April

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 21:15
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 05 May

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    VS 20:15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 05 May

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 05 May

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 20:45
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 05 May

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 05 May

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 21:15
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 12 May

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 12 May

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 20:15
    White Carby County

  • Monday 12 May

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 20:45
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 12 May

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    VS 20:45
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 12 May

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 21:15
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 19 May

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 19 May

    White Carby County
    VS 20:15
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 19 May

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 20:45
    Black FC Twente Nuggets

  • Monday 19 May

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:45
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 19 May

    Blue Whale United
    VS 21:15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 02 June

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 20:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 02 June

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:15
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 02 June

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:45
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 02 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:45
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 02 June

    White Carby County
    VS 21:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 17 March

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    6 - 11
    White Carby County
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    16 - 14
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    12 - 12
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    4 - 6
    Blue Whale United
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    6 - 12
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 24 March

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    0 - 0
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    White Carby County
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    Blue Whale United
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    0 - 0
    Black FC Twente Nuggets

  • Monday 07 April

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Blue Whale United
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 14 April

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    0 - 0
    Blue Whale United

  • Monday 21 April

    White Carby County
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 05 May

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 12 May

    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 19 May

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    White Carby County
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 02 June

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    White Carby County
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC