Cambridge United FC

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Abbey Leisure complex, Whitehill Road Cambridge, CB5 8NT

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I absolutely love seeing the positive difference this fantastic program has made to so many men here in Cambridge. I look forward to meeting you and helping you achieve your weight loss goals (and a few goals on the pitch too)

Phil Mullen, Coach, Cambridge United FC

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Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2023
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Galac-Tacos (White)
6
4
8
2
Giant Wotsits (Orange)
6
3
7
3
Azzuri (Blue)
6
3
7
4
Jolly Green Giants
6
3
6
5
KFC Wimbledon (Red)
6
2
4
6
FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
6
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Galac-Tacos (White) 6 4 0 2 58 42 16 8
Giant Wotsits (Orange) 6 3 1 2 54 35 19 7
Azzuri (Blue) 6 3 1 2 43 41 2 7
Jolly Green Giants 6 3 0 3 65 48 17 6
KFC Wimbledon (Red) 6 2 0 4 33 55 -22 4
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) 6 2 0 4 27 59 -32 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Giant Wotsits (Orange) 6 4 2 0 30 12 18 10
Galac-Tacos (White) 6 4 1 1 30 16 14 9
Jolly Green Giants 6 3 1 2 29 22 7 7
KFC Wimbledon (Red) 6 1 2 3 14 26 -12 4
Azzuri (Blue) 6 1 1 4 14 18 -4 3
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) 6 1 1 4 7 30 -23 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Jolly Green Giants 6 4 0 2 22 14 8 8
Azzuri (Blue) 6 3 0 3 13 10 3 6
Giant Wotsits (Orange) 6 3 0 3 9 10 -1 6
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) 6 2 2 2 9 17 -8 6
Galac-Tacos (White) 6 2 1 3 16 10 6 5
KFC Wimbledon (Red) 6 2 1 3 8 16 -8 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Oli Tipple 9.00 4.20%
Jolly Green Giants Andreas Meliniois 8.00 3.34%
Azzuri (Blue) Robert Barnes 6.00 2.87%
Galac-Tacos (White) Will Bernard 5.50 2.48%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) Ben Reynolds 5.00 0.67%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) Lawrence Swift 4.50 3.34%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) Matthew Eppy 4.50 2.34%
Galac-Tacos (White) Stephen Lawlor 4.00 1.31%
Galac-Tacos (White) William Bozward 3.50 4.36%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) Ian Ross 3.50 4.13%
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Justin Bloom 3.50 1.73%
Jolly Green Giants Stuart Ward 3.50 1.72%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) Richard Owers 3.50 1.45%
Jolly Green Giants Nicholas McKee 3.50 1.20%
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Owen Howell 3.50 0.94%
Azzuri (Blue) Anthony Acar 3.50 0.87%
Azzuri (Blue) Andy Harling 3.00 4.26%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) Warren Eldred 3.00 3.49%
Azzuri (Blue) Duncan Carse 3.00 1.51%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) David Lammyman 3.00 1.18%
Jolly Green Giants Jonny Barton 3.00 1.13%
Jolly Green Giants David Cooper 2.50 3.10%
Azzuri (Blue) Damian Brannigan 2.50 0.75%
Azzuri (Blue) Thomas Lyon 2.50 0.10%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) Tommy Bushell 2.00 2.75%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) Ashley Seeley 2.00 0.49%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) Jared Digby 1.50 1.26%
Galac-Tacos (White) Damian Coe 1.50 -0.63%
Galac-Tacos (White) Antony Kelly 1.50 -0.64%
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Rakesh Kunder 1.00 1.88%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) Alex Harris 1.00 0.90%
Galac-Tacos (White) Leyon Page-Maguire 1.00 0.47%
Jolly Green Giants Alexander Jobling 1.00 0.38%
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Christopher Loades 1.00 -0.21%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) scott chadwick 1.00 -0.33%
Jolly Green Giants George Tilling 0.50 0.85%
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Jonathan Swygart 0.50 0.00%
Azzuri (Blue) Matthew Rhone 0.50 -0.74%
Jolly Green Giants Michael Berry 0.50 -2.56%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 26 June

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    VS 19:00
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 26 June

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 26 June

    Azzuri (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 22 May

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    8 - 7
    Jolly Green Giants
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    7 - 6
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    16 - 11
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 03 April

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    6 - 5
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    5 - 7
    Jolly Green Giants
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    17 - 7
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

  • Monday 26 June

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    0 - 0
    Jolly Green Giants
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

 

  • Monday 12 June

    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Galac-Tacos (White)

  • Monday 12 June

    Azzuri (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)

  • Monday 12 June

    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 19 June

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 19 June

    Jolly Green Giants
    VS 19:30
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

  • Monday 19 June

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    VS 20:00
    Azzuri (Blue)

  • Monday 03 July

    Azzuri (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 03 July

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

  • Monday 03 July

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    VS 20:00
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 10 July

    Jolly Green Giants
    VS 19:00
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)

  • Monday 10 July

    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Galac-Tacos (White)

  • Monday 10 July

    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Azzuri (Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 05 June

    Azzuri (Blue)
    5 - 3
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    13 - 4
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    8 - 9
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 15 May

    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    6 - 8
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    13 - 6
    Jolly Green Giants
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    12 - 6
    Galac-Tacos (White)

  • Monday 24 April

    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    1 - 15
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    6 - 20
    Jolly Green Giants
    Azzuri (Blue)
    5 - 11
    Galac-Tacos (White)

  • Monday 17 April

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    5 - 5
    Azzuri (Blue)
    Jolly Green Giants
    13 - 2
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    12 - 4
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

  • Monday 27 March

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    9 - 8
    Jolly Green Giants
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    5 - 7
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    5 - 7
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 20 March

    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    5 - 7
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Jolly Green Giants
    9 - 10
    Azzuri (Blue)
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    7 - 9
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)

  • Monday 12 June

    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    0 - 0
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    0 - 0
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 19 June

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Jolly Green Giants
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    0 - 0
    Azzuri (Blue)

  • Monday 03 July

    Azzuri (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    0 - 0
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 10 July

    Jolly Green Giants
    0 - 0
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    0 - 0
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    0 - 0
    Azzuri (Blue)