Cambridge United FC

Monday | 19:00-21:00

Abbey Leisure complex, Whitehill Road Cambridge, CB5 8NT

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I absolutely love seeing the positive difference this fantastic program has made to so many men here in Cambridge. I look forward to meeting you and helping you achieve your weight loss goals (and a few goals on the pitch too)

Phil Mullen, Coach, Cambridge United FC

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Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Giant Wotsits (Orange)
5
3
7
2
Galac-Tacos (White)
5
3
6
3
Azzuri (Blue)
5
2
5
4
Jolly Green Giants
5
2
4
5
KFC Wimbledon (Red)
5
2
4
6
FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
5
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Giant Wotsits (Orange) 5 3 1 1 46 26 20 7
Galac-Tacos (White) 5 3 0 2 45 38 7 6
Azzuri (Blue) 5 2 1 2 38 38 0 5
Jolly Green Giants 5 2 0 3 56 40 16 4
KFC Wimbledon (Red) 5 2 0 3 30 50 -20 4
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) 5 2 0 3 23 46 -23 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Giant Wotsits (Orange) 5 3 2 0 24 10 14 8
Jolly Green Giants 5 3 1 1 27 16 11 7
Galac-Tacos (White) 5 3 1 1 21 16 5 7
KFC Wimbledon (Red) 5 1 2 2 14 23 -9 4
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) 5 1 1 3 7 21 -14 3
Azzuri (Blue) 5 0 1 4 11 18 -7 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Azzuri (Blue) 5 3 0 2 14 9 5 6
Giant Wotsits (Orange) 5 3 0 2 9 5 4 6
Jolly Green Giants 5 3 0 2 17 14 3 6
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) 5 2 1 2 7 15 -8 5
Galac-Tacos (White) 5 2 0 3 14 8 6 4
KFC Wimbledon (Red) 5 1 1 3 7 17 -10 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Oli Tipple 8.50 3.67%
Azzuri (Blue) Robert Barnes 5.50 2.68%
Galac-Tacos (White) Will Bernard 5.50 2.48%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) Ben Reynolds 5.00 0.67%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) Lawrence Swift 4.50 3.34%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) Matthew Eppy 4.50 2.34%
Jolly Green Giants Andreas Meliniois 3.50 2.81%
Azzuri (Blue) Anthony Acar 3.50 2.74%
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Justin Bloom 3.50 1.73%
Galac-Tacos (White) William Bozward 3.00 3.85%
Jolly Green Giants Stuart Ward 3.00 1.63%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) David Lammyman 3.00 1.18%
Jolly Green Giants Nicholas McKee 3.00 1.10%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) Richard Owers 3.00 0.91%
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Owen Howell 3.00 0.84%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) Ian Ross 3.00 0.81%
Azzuri (Blue) Andy Harling 2.50 3.39%
Jolly Green Giants David Cooper 2.50 3.10%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) Warren Eldred 2.50 2.83%
Azzuri (Blue) Thomas Lyon 2.50 2.19%
Azzuri (Blue) Damian Brannigan 2.50 1.40%
Azzuri (Blue) Duncan Carse 2.50 1.19%
Galac-Tacos (White) Stephen Lawlor 2.50 0.61%
Jolly Green Giants Jonny Barton 2.50 0.16%
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Christopher Loades 2.00 0.10%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) Tommy Bushell 1.50 2.24%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) Ashley Seeley 1.50 0.33%
Azzuri (Blue) Matthew Rhone 1.50 0.00%
Galac-Tacos (White) Antony Kelly 1.50 -0.64%
Galac-Tacos (White) Damian Coe 1.50 -0.73%
Jolly Green Giants Michael Berry 1.50 -1.04%
Giant Wotsits (Orange) Rakesh Kunder 1.00 3.17%
FC Munchin’ lads (Black) Alex Harris 1.00 2.49%
KFC Wimbledon (Red) Jared Digby 1.00 0.52%
Galac-Tacos (White) Leyon Page-Maguire 1.00 0.47%
Jolly Green Giants Alexander Jobling 1.00 0.38%
Jolly Green Giants George Tilling 0.50 0.85%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 26 June

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    VS 19:00
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 26 June

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 26 June

    Azzuri (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 22 May

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    8 - 7
    Jolly Green Giants
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    7 - 6
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    16 - 11
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 03 April

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    6 - 5
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    5 - 7
    Jolly Green Giants
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    17 - 7
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

  • Monday 26 June

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    0 - 0
    Jolly Green Giants
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

 

  • Monday 05 June

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 05 June

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    VS 19:30
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 05 June

    Azzuri (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

  • Monday 12 June

    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Galac-Tacos (White)

  • Monday 12 June

    Azzuri (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)

  • Monday 12 June

    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 19 June

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 19 June

    Jolly Green Giants
    VS 19:30
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

  • Monday 19 June

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    VS 20:00
    Azzuri (Blue)

  • Monday 03 July

    Azzuri (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 03 July

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

  • Monday 03 July

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    VS 20:00
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 10 July

    Jolly Green Giants
    VS 19:00
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)

  • Monday 10 July

    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Galac-Tacos (White)

  • Monday 10 July

    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Azzuri (Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 15 May

    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    6 - 8
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    13 - 6
    Jolly Green Giants
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    12 - 6
    Galac-Tacos (White)

  • Monday 24 April

    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    1 - 15
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    6 - 20
    Jolly Green Giants
    Azzuri (Blue)
    5 - 11
    Galac-Tacos (White)

  • Monday 17 April

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    5 - 5
    Azzuri (Blue)
    Jolly Green Giants
    13 - 2
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    12 - 4
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

  • Monday 27 March

    Galac-Tacos (White)
    9 - 8
    Jolly Green Giants
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    5 - 7
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    5 - 7
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)

  • Monday 20 March

    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    5 - 7
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Jolly Green Giants
    9 - 10
    Azzuri (Blue)
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    7 - 9
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)

  • Monday 05 June

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Jolly Green Giants
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    0 - 0
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)

  • Monday 12 June

    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    0 - 0
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    Azzuri (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    0 - 0
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 19 June

    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Jolly Green Giants
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    0 - 0
    Azzuri (Blue)

  • Monday 03 July

    Azzuri (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    0 - 0
    Jolly Green Giants

  • Monday 10 July

    Jolly Green Giants
    0 - 0
    Giant Wotsits (Orange)
    FC Munchin’ lads (Black)
    0 - 0
    Galac-Tacos (White)
    KFC Wimbledon (Red)
    0 - 0
    Azzuri (Blue)