Cardiff
Wednesday | 19:00-21:00
Gôls Cardiff , Lawrenny Avenue Cardiff, CF11 8BR
Welcome to MAN v FAT Cardiff. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

MvFF Cardiff has changed so many lives since it's start in 2018. As the oldest club in Wales it became the blueprint for success in the region. With 100s of kilograms lost by its members the statistics speak for themselves. I'm extremely proud to be coach of this amazing league with fellow veteran player David Quinn by my side as our player facilitator. My top tip for anyone joining would be don't wait. The best time to start is today.
James Stanford, Coach, Cardiff
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
12
10
21
2
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
12
8
18
3
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
12
8
16
4
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
12
4
11
5
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
12
5
10
6
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
12
4
10
7
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
12
3
8
8
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
12
1
2
Being part of a club where everyone is in the same boat gives you the structure and information to succeed. I wouldn’t have succeeded without MAN v FAT Football, it’s that simple. My teammates have played a huge role in my weight loss. Having a group of people there to support you, share your success and keep you going was a big, big factor for me. They are legends, every single one of them.
Ian Coles Lost 37.9kg (6st)
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 158 | 84 | 74 | 21 |
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | 12 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 151 | 85 | 66 | 18 |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 120 | 109 | 11 | 16 |
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | 12 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 92 | 90 | 2 | 11 |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | 12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 91 | 103 | -12 | 10 |
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 79 | 93 | -14 | 10 |
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | 12 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 64 | 123 | -59 | 8 |
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | 12 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 54 | 122 | -68 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | 12 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 67 | 28 | 39 | 23 |
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 62 | 28 | 34 | 19 |
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 52 | 38 | 14 | 13 |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 41 | 48 | -7 | 13 |
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 37 | 60 | -23 | 9 |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | 12 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 20 | 39 | -19 | 8 |
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 29 | 47 | -18 | 6 |
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 25 | 45 | -20 | 5 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 59 | 19 | 40 | 21 |
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 36 | 18 | 18 | 19 |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | 12 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 41 | 32 | 9 | 16 |
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 39 | 24 | 15 | 11 |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 32 | 27 | 5 | 11 |
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | 12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 32 | -25 | 10 |
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 23 | -19 | 7 |
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | 12 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 5 | 48 | -43 | 1 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Chris Norman | 14.00 | 18.72% |
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | Huw Baines | 12.00 | 10.34% |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Ross Morton | 11.50 | 6.94% |
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | Adam Watts | 11.00 | 9.61% |
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Nathan (Patrick) O'Connor | 11.00 | 5.99% |
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | James Taylor | 10.50 | 8.88% |
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Igor Camara | 9.00 | 3.77% |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Callum O Sullivan | 8.50 | 7.19% |
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | Dave Farnham | 8.50 | 5.35% |
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | Craig Taylor | 8.00 | 4.38% |
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | Nick High | 8.00 | 1.69% |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Simon Wickham | 7.50 | 2.15% |
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | Bozo Lugonja | 6.50 | 3.33% |
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | Matt Cronin | 6.00 | 5.88% |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Daniel Bowers | 6.00 | 4.11% |
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | Nick Aiston | 6.00 | 2.58% |
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | James Gove | 6.00 | 1.77% |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Jonathan Dunn | 6.00 | 0.63% |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Anthony Barry | 5.50 | 7.08% |
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | Alex Williams | 5.50 | 3.88% |
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Nick Fudge | 5.50 | 3.59% |
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | Joey D'Aguiar | 5.50 | 3.38% |
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | Lewis Bailey | 5.00 | 3.27% |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Christian Parsons | 4.50 | 2.35% |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Steven Dart | 4.50 | 0.84% |
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | Kris Iles | 4.00 | 6.01% |
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | Peter Hallows | 4.00 | 0.40% |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Ieuan Ellis | 3.50 | 3.13% |
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | James Brown | 3.50 | 2.53% |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Rob Palmizi | 3.50 | 1.22% |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Michael Hurst | 3.50 | -0.16% |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Philip Tyson | 3.50 | -0.31% |
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | Peter Sixsmith | 3.00 | 3.39% |
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | Liam D-young | 3.00 | 2.57% |
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | Rhys Sellwood | 3.00 | 1.62% |
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | Oliver Coodye | 3.00 | 0.99% |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Carl Mcgowan | 2.50 | 2.98% |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Lester Barrow | 2.50 | 1.84% |
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | Matt Silver | 2.50 | 1.27% |
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | Ilias Ali | 2.50 | 1.24% |
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | Scott Dewey | 2.50 | 0.40% |
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Craig Daye | 2.50 | -1.90% |
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | Harry Smith | 2.00 | 1.50% |
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | Ben Edwards | 1.50 | 0.73% |
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | Thomas Foreman | 1.50 | 0.31% |
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | Ashley Smith | 1.00 | 2.53% |
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Kierran James | 1.00 | 2.12% |
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | David Owen | 1.00 | 1.18% |
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | Panagiotis Mavros | 1.00 | -1.21% |
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | David Morgan-Kane | 0.50 | 0.39% |
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Daniel Page | 0.50 | -0.09% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 07 June
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)VS 19:01Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) -
Wednesday 07 June
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)VS 19:31Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) -
Wednesday 07 June
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)VS 20:01Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) -
Wednesday 07 June
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)VS 20:31Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) -
Wednesday 14 June
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)VS 19:01Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 14 June
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)VS 19:31Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) -
Wednesday 14 June
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)VS 20:01Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) -
Wednesday 14 June
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)VS 20:31Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 31 May
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)10 - 10Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)7 - 10Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)2 - 0Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)4 - 6Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 24 May
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)4 - 13Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)9 - 5Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)7 - 8Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)8 - 8Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) -
Wednesday 17 May
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)6 - 12Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)11 - 5Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)4 - 14Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)13 - 7Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) -
Wednesday 10 May
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)5 - 5Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)4 - 21Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)4 - 12Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)8 - 10Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) -
Wednesday 03 May
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)8 - 3Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)6 - 11Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)11 - 12Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)3 - 12Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) -
Wednesday 26 April
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)8 - 1Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)9 - 2Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)13 - 13Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)9 - 15Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) -
Wednesday 19 April
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)14 - 16Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)9 - 8Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)4 - 4Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)6 - 8Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) -
Wednesday 12 April
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)9 - 5Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)12 - 6Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)8 - 10Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)9 - 5Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) -
Wednesday 05 April
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)16 - 9Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)3 - 5Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)17 - 4Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)12 - 11Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) -
Wednesday 29 March
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)2 - 17Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)12 - 6Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)6 - 2Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)10 - 14Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) -
Wednesday 22 March
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)12 - 7Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)8 - 15Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)7 - 15Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)11 - 6Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 15 March
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)10 - 1Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)5 - 21Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)5 - 8Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)4 - 7Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 07 June
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)0 - 0Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)0 - 0Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)0 - 0Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) -
Wednesday 14 June
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)0 - 0Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)0 - 0Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)0 - 0Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)0 - 0Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)