Cardiff

Wednesday | 19:00-21:00

Gôls Cardiff , Lawrenny Avenue Cardiff, CF11 8BR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Cardiff. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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MvFF Cardiff has changed so many lives since it's start in 2018. As the oldest club in Wales it became the blueprint for success in the region. With 100s of kilograms lost by its members the statistics speak for themselves. I'm extremely proud to be coach of this amazing league with fellow veteran player David Quinn by my side as our player facilitator. My top tip for anyone joining would be don't wait. The best time to start is today.

James Stanford, Coach, Cardiff

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Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
12
10
21
2
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
12
8
18
3
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
12
8
16
4
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
12
4
11
5
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
12
5
10
6
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
12
4
10
7
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
12
3
8
8
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
12
1
2

Being part of a club where everyone is in the same boat gives you the structure and information to succeed. I wouldn’t have succeeded without MAN v FAT Football, it’s that simple. My teammates have played a huge role in my weight loss. Having a group of people there to support you, share your success and keep you going was a big, big factor for me. They are legends, every single one of them.

Ian Coles Lost 37.9kg (6st)

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) 12 10 1 1 158 84 74 21
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) 12 8 2 2 151 85 66 18
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) 12 8 0 4 120 109 11 16
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) 12 4 3 5 92 90 2 11
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) 12 5 0 7 91 103 -12 10
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) 12 4 2 6 79 93 -14 10
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) 12 3 2 7 64 123 -59 8
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) 12 1 0 11 54 122 -68 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) 12 11 1 0 67 28 39 23
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) 12 9 1 2 62 28 34 19
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) 12 6 1 5 52 38 14 13
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) 12 6 1 5 41 48 -7 13
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) 12 4 1 7 37 60 -23 9
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) 12 3 2 7 20 39 -19 8
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) 12 3 0 9 29 47 -18 6
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) 12 2 1 9 25 45 -20 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) 12 10 1 1 59 19 40 21
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) 12 9 1 2 36 18 18 19
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) 12 6 4 2 41 32 9 16
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) 12 5 1 6 39 24 15 11
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) 12 5 1 6 32 27 5 11
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) 12 5 0 7 7 32 -25 10
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) 12 3 1 8 4 23 -19 7
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) 12 0 1 11 5 48 -43 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Chris Norman 14.00 18.72%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) Huw Baines 12.00 10.34%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Ross Morton 11.50 6.94%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) Adam Watts 11.00 9.61%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Nathan (Patrick) O'Connor 11.00 5.99%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) James Taylor 10.50 8.88%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Igor Camara 9.00 3.77%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Callum O Sullivan 8.50 7.19%
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) Dave Farnham 8.50 5.35%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) Craig Taylor 8.00 4.38%
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) Nick High 8.00 1.69%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Simon Wickham 7.50 2.15%
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) Bozo Lugonja 6.50 3.33%
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) Matt Cronin 6.00 5.88%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Daniel Bowers 6.00 4.11%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) Nick Aiston 6.00 2.58%
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) James Gove 6.00 1.77%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Jonathan Dunn 6.00 0.63%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Anthony Barry 5.50 7.08%
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) Alex Williams 5.50 3.88%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Nick Fudge 5.50 3.59%
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) Joey D'Aguiar 5.50 3.38%
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) Lewis Bailey 5.00 3.27%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Christian Parsons 4.50 2.35%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Steven Dart 4.50 0.84%
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) Kris Iles 4.00 6.01%
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) Peter Hallows 4.00 0.40%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Ieuan Ellis 3.50 3.13%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) James Brown 3.50 2.53%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Rob Palmizi 3.50 1.22%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Michael Hurst 3.50 -0.16%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Philip Tyson 3.50 -0.31%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) Peter Sixsmith 3.00 3.39%
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) Liam D-young 3.00 2.57%
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) Rhys Sellwood 3.00 1.62%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) Oliver Coodye 3.00 0.99%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Carl Mcgowan 2.50 2.98%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Lester Barrow 2.50 1.84%
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) Matt Silver 2.50 1.27%
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) Ilias Ali 2.50 1.24%
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) Scott Dewey 2.50 0.40%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Craig Daye 2.50 -1.90%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) Harry Smith 2.00 1.50%
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) Ben Edwards 1.50 0.73%
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) Thomas Foreman 1.50 0.31%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) Ashley Smith 1.00 2.53%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Kierran James 1.00 2.12%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) David Owen 1.00 1.18%
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) Panagiotis Mavros 1.00 -1.21%
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) David Morgan-Kane 0.50 0.39%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Daniel Page 0.50 -0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 07 June

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    VS 19:01
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
  • Wednesday 07 June

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    VS 19:31
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
  • Wednesday 07 June

    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    VS 20:01
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
  • Wednesday 07 June

    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    VS 20:31
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
  • Wednesday 14 June

    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    VS 19:01
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 14 June

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    VS 19:31
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
  • Wednesday 14 June

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    VS 20:01
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
  • Wednesday 14 June

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    VS 20:31
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 31 May

    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    10 - 10
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    7 - 10
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    2 - 0
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    4 - 6
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 24 May

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    4 - 13
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    9 - 5
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    7 - 8
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    8 - 8
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
  • Wednesday 17 May

    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    6 - 12
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    11 - 5
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    4 - 14
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    13 - 7
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
  • Wednesday 10 May

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    5 - 5
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    4 - 21
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    4 - 12
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    8 - 10
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
  • Wednesday 03 May

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    8 - 3
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    6 - 11
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    11 - 12
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    3 - 12
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
  • Wednesday 26 April

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    8 - 1
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    9 - 2
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    13 - 13
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    9 - 15
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
  • Wednesday 19 April

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    14 - 16
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    9 - 8
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    4 - 4
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    6 - 8
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
  • Wednesday 12 April

    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    9 - 5
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    12 - 6
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    8 - 10
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    9 - 5
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
  • Wednesday 05 April

    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    16 - 9
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    3 - 5
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    17 - 4
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    12 - 11
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
  • Wednesday 29 March

    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    2 - 17
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    12 - 6
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    6 - 2
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    10 - 14
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
  • Wednesday 22 March

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    12 - 7
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    8 - 15
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    7 - 15
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    11 - 6
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 15 March

    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    10 - 1
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    5 - 21
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    5 - 8
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    4 - 7
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 07 June

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    0 - 0
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    0 - 0
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    0 - 0
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
  • Wednesday 14 June

    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    0 - 0
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    0 - 0
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    0 - 0
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    0 - 0
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)