Cardiff

Wednesday | 19:00-21:00

Gôls Cardiff , Lawrenny Avenue Cardiff, CF11 8BR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Cardiff. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon.(you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £28.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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MvFF Cardiff has changed so many lives since it's start in 2018. As the oldest club in Wales it became the blueprint for success in the region. With 100s of kilograms lost by its members the statistics speak for themselves. I'm extremely proud to be coach of this amazing league with fellow veteran player David Quinn by my side as our player facilitator. My top tip for anyone joining would be don't wait. The best time to start is today.

James Stanford, Coach, Cardiff

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Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2022
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
2
2
4
2
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
2
1
3
3
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
2
1
3
4
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
2
1
2
5
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
2
1
2
6
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
2
1
2
7
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
2
0
0
8
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
2
0
0

Being part of a club where everyone is in the same boat gives you the structure and information to succeed. I wouldn’t have succeeded without MAN v FAT Football, it’s that simple. My teammates have played a huge role in my weight loss. Having a group of people there to support you, share your success and keep you going was a big, big factor for me. They are legends, every single one of them.

Ian Coles Lost 37.9kg (6st)

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) 2 2 0 0 31 22 9 4
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) 2 1 1 0 15 12 3 3
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) 2 1 1 0 13 11 2 3
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) 2 1 0 1 21 14 7 2
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) 2 1 0 1 16 17 -1 2
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) 2 1 0 1 19 22 -3 2
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) 2 0 0 2 20 25 -5 0
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) 2 0 0 2 10 22 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) 2 2 0 0 10 7 3 4
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) 2 1 1 0 8 4 4 3
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) 2 1 0 1 13 4 9 2
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) 2 1 0 1 14 10 4 2
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) 2 1 0 1 11 13 -2 2
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) 2 1 0 1 8 10 -2 2
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) 2 0 1 1 6 12 -6 1
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) 2 0 0 2 7 17 -10 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) 2 2 3 0 4 -2 6 7
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) 2 1 4 0 8 5 3 6
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) 2 1 4 0 10 8 2 6
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) 2 0 5 0 0 0 0 5
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) 2 1 3 1 6 8 -2 5
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) 2 0 4 1 0 1 -1 4
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) 2 0 4 1 -2 3 -5 4
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) 2 0 3 2 8 11 -3 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) Ian Coles 6.00 -0.31%
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) Panagiotis Mavros 4.00 3.94%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Kieran Matthews 4.00 3.04%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Ieuan Ellis 4.00 1.26%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Christian Parsons 3.50 0.67%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) anthony barry 1.00 3.68%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Leighton James 1.00 3.63%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Thomas James 1.00 3.61%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Gareth Jenkins 1.00 2.87%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Matthew Brown 1.00 2.86%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Craig Daye 1.00 2.85%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) craig taylor 1.00 2.82%
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) Scott Dewey 1.00 2.34%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) Harry Smith 1.00 2.27%
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) Peter Hallows 1.00 1.84%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Michael Hurst 1.00 1.68%
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) Chris Iles 1.00 1.54%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Daniel Bowers 1.00 1.53%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) James Taylor 1.00 1.19%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Steven Dart 1.00 1.00%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) Richard Jolliffe 1.00 0.94%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Nick Fudge 1.00 0.46%
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) Errol Morrison 0.50 2.83%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Matt Edwards 0.50 2.07%
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) Daniel Page 0.50 0.91%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Rob Palmizi 0.50 0.55%
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) Peter Sixsmith 0.50 0.54%
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) Ben Edwards 0.50 0.41%
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) Thomas Foreman 0.50 0.41%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Jonathan Dunn 0.50 0.23%
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) Oliver Hill 0.50 0.20%
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) David Eley 0.50 0.13%
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) Matt Baldwin 0.50 0.11%
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) Gareth Scriven 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 17 August

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    VS 19:00
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 17 August

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 17 August

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
  • Wednesday 17 August

    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    VS 20:30
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
  • Wednesday 24 August

    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    VS 19:00
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
  • Wednesday 24 August

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
  • Wednesday 24 August

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
  • Wednesday 24 August

    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    VS 20:30
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 31 August

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
  • Wednesday 31 August

    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
  • Wednesday 31 August

    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    VS 20:00
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 31 August

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    VS 20:30
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
  • Wednesday 07 September

    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
  • Wednesday 07 September

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
  • Wednesday 07 September

    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    VS 20:00
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
  • Wednesday 07 September

    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    VS 20:30
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
  • Wednesday 14 September

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    VS 19:00
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
  • Wednesday 14 September

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 14 September

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
  • Wednesday 14 September

    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    VS 20:30
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 21 September

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    VS 19:00
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 21 September

    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    VS 19:30
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
  • Wednesday 21 September

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 21 September

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
  • Wednesday 28 September

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
  • Wednesday 28 September

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
  • Wednesday 28 September

    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    VS 20:00
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
  • Wednesday 28 September

    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 05 October

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    VS 19:00
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
  • Wednesday 05 October

    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 05 October

    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    VS 20:00
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
  • Wednesday 05 October

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
  • Wednesday 12 October

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    VS 19:00
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
  • Wednesday 12 October

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
  • Wednesday 12 October

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    VS 20:00
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 12 October

    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    VS 20:30
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
  • Wednesday 19 October

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    VS 19:00
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 19 October

    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    VS 19:30
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
  • Wednesday 19 October

    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
  • Wednesday 19 October

    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
  • Wednesday 26 October

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 26 October

    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
  • Wednesday 26 October

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
  • Wednesday 26 October

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    VS 20:30
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 02 November

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    VS 19:00
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
  • Wednesday 02 November

    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    VS 19:30
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
  • Wednesday 02 November

    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
  • Wednesday 02 November

    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 10 August

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    8 - 5
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    6 - 4
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    16 - 8
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    6 - 10
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 03 August

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    11 - 6
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    15 - 14
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    16 - 6
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    7 - 7
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
  • Wednesday 17 August

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    0 - 0
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    0 - 0
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
  • Wednesday 24 August

    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    0 - 0
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    0 - 0
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 31 August

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    0 - 0
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    0 - 0
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    0 - 0
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
  • Wednesday 07 September

    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    0 - 0
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    0 - 0
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
  • Wednesday 14 September

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    0 - 0
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    0 - 0
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 21 September

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    0 - 0
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    0 - 0
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
  • Wednesday 28 September

    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    0 - 0
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
  • Wednesday 05 October

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    0 - 0
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    0 - 0
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    0 - 0
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
  • Wednesday 12 October

    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    0 - 0
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    0 - 0
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
  • Wednesday 19 October

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    0 - 0
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    0 - 0
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
  • Wednesday 26 October

    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    0 - 0
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    0 - 0
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
  • Wednesday 02 November

    Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
    Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
    0 - 0
    Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
    Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
    Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)