Cardiff
Wednesday | 19:00-21:00
Gôls Cardiff , Lawrenny Avenue Cardiff, CF11 8BR
Welcome to MAN v FAT Cardiff. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon.(you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £28.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
MvFF Cardiff has changed so many lives since it's start in 2018. As the oldest club in Wales it became the blueprint for success in the region. With 100s of kilograms lost by its members the statistics speak for themselves. I'm extremely proud to be coach of this amazing league with fellow veteran player David Quinn by my side as our player facilitator. My top tip for anyone joining would be don't wait. The best time to start is today.
James Stanford, Coach, Cardiff
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Leaderboard
Season Eleven | 2022
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)
2
2
4
2
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)
2
1
3
3
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
2
1
3
4
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)
2
1
2
5
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)
2
1
2
6
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)
2
1
2
7
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)
2
0
0
8
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)
2
0
0
Being part of a club where everyone is in the same boat gives you the structure and information to succeed. I wouldn’t have succeeded without MAN v FAT Football, it’s that simple. My teammates have played a huge role in my weight loss. Having a group of people there to support you, share your success and keep you going was a big, big factor for me. They are legends, every single one of them.
Ian Coles Lost 37.9kg (6st)
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 22 | 9 | 4 |
| Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 3 |
| Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 3 |
| Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 2 |
| Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 17 | -1 | 2 |
| Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 22 | -3 | 2 |
| Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 25 | -5 | 0 |
| Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 22 | -12 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 4 |
| Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 3 |
| Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 4 | 9 | 2 |
| Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 2 |
| Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 13 | -2 | 2 |
| Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 2 |
| Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 12 | -6 | 1 |
| Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 17 | -10 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 4 | -2 | 6 | 7 |
| Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | 2 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 6 |
| Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | 2 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 6 |
| Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | 2 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 5 |
| Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 4 |
| Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | -2 | 3 | -5 | 4 |
| Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 11 | -3 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | Ian Coles | 6.00 | -0.31% |
| Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | Panagiotis Mavros | 4.00 | 3.94% |
| Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Kieran Matthews | 4.00 | 3.04% |
| Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Ieuan Ellis | 4.00 | 1.26% |
| Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Christian Parsons | 3.50 | 0.67% |
| Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | anthony barry | 1.00 | 3.68% |
| Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Leighton James | 1.00 | 3.63% |
| Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Thomas James | 1.00 | 3.61% |
| Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Gareth Jenkins | 1.00 | 2.87% |
| Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Matthew Brown | 1.00 | 2.86% |
| Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Craig Daye | 1.00 | 2.85% |
| Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | craig taylor | 1.00 | 2.82% |
| Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | Scott Dewey | 1.00 | 2.34% |
| Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | Harry Smith | 1.00 | 2.27% |
| Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | Peter Hallows | 1.00 | 1.84% |
| Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Michael Hurst | 1.00 | 1.68% |
| Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) | Chris Iles | 1.00 | 1.54% |
| Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Daniel Bowers | 1.00 | 1.53% |
| Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | James Taylor | 1.00 | 1.19% |
| Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Steven Dart | 1.00 | 1.00% |
| Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | Richard Jolliffe | 1.00 | 0.94% |
| Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Nick Fudge | 1.00 | 0.46% |
| Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) | Errol Morrison | 0.50 | 2.83% |
| Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Matt Edwards | 0.50 | 2.07% |
| Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) | Daniel Page | 0.50 | 0.91% |
| Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Rob Palmizi | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | Peter Sixsmith | 0.50 | 0.54% |
| Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | Ben Edwards | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) | Thomas Foreman | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Jonathan Dunn | 0.50 | 0.23% |
| Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) | Oliver Hill | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) | David Eley | 0.50 | 0.13% |
| Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) | Matt Baldwin | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) | Gareth Scriven | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 17 August
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)VS 19:00Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 17 August
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)VS 19:30Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 17 August
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)VS 20:00Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) -
Wednesday 17 August
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)VS 20:30Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) -
Wednesday 24 August
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)VS 19:00Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) -
Wednesday 24 August
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)VS 19:30Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) -
Wednesday 24 August
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)VS 20:00Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) -
Wednesday 24 August
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)VS 20:30Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 31 August
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)VS 19:00Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) -
Wednesday 31 August
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)VS 19:30Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) -
Wednesday 31 August
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)VS 20:00Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 31 August
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)VS 20:30Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) -
Wednesday 07 September
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)VS 19:00Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) -
Wednesday 07 September
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)VS 19:30Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) -
Wednesday 07 September
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)VS 20:00Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) -
Wednesday 07 September
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)VS 20:30Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) -
Wednesday 14 September
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)VS 19:00Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) -
Wednesday 14 September
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)VS 19:30Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 14 September
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)VS 20:00Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) -
Wednesday 14 September
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)VS 20:30Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 21 September
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)VS 19:00Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 21 September
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)VS 19:30Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) -
Wednesday 21 September
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)VS 20:00Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 21 September
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)VS 20:30Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) -
Wednesday 28 September
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)VS 19:00Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) -
Wednesday 28 September
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)VS 19:30Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) -
Wednesday 28 September
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)VS 20:00Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) -
Wednesday 28 September
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)VS 20:30Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 05 October
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)VS 19:00Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) -
Wednesday 05 October
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)VS 19:30Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 05 October
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)VS 20:00Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) -
Wednesday 05 October
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)VS 20:30Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) -
Wednesday 12 October
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)VS 19:00Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) -
Wednesday 12 October
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)VS 19:30Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) -
Wednesday 12 October
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)VS 20:00Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 October
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)VS 20:30Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) -
Wednesday 19 October
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)VS 19:00Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 19 October
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)VS 19:30Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) -
Wednesday 19 October
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)VS 20:00Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) -
Wednesday 19 October
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)VS 20:30Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) -
Wednesday 26 October
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)VS 19:00Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 26 October
Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)VS 19:30Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) -
Wednesday 26 October
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)VS 20:00Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) -
Wednesday 26 October
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)VS 20:30Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 02 November
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)VS 19:00Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) -
Wednesday 02 November
Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)VS 19:30Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) -
Wednesday 02 November
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)VS 20:00Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) -
Wednesday 02 November
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)VS 20:30Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 10 August
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)8 - 5Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)6 - 4Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)16 - 8Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)6 - 10Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 03 August
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)11 - 6Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)15 - 14Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)16 - 6Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)7 - 7Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) -
Wednesday 17 August
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)0 - 0Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)0 - 0Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)0 - 0Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)0 - 0Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange) -
Wednesday 24 August
Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)0 - 0Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)0 - 0Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)0 - 0Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)0 - 0Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 31 August
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)0 - 0Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)0 - 0Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)0 - 0Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)0 - 0Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black) -
Wednesday 07 September
Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)0 - 0Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)0 - 0Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)0 - 0Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) -
Wednesday 14 September
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)0 - 0Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)0 - 0Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)0 - 0Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)0 - 0Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 21 September
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)0 - 0Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)0 - 0Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)0 - 0Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)0 - 0Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red) -
Wednesday 28 September
Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)0 - 0Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)0 - 0Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)0 - 0Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)0 - 0Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow) -
Wednesday 05 October
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)0 - 0Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)0 - 0Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)0 - 0Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)0 - 0Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple) -
Wednesday 12 October
Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)0 - 0Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)0 - 0Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)0 - 0Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)0 - 0Bara Girth (Cardiff Green) -
Wednesday 19 October
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)0 - 0Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)0 - 0Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)0 - 0Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)0 - 0Man Titty (Cardiff Blue) -
Wednesday 26 October
Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)0 - 0Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)0 - 0Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)0 - 0Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)0 - 0Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White) -
Wednesday 02 November
Jaffa Kicks (Cardiff Orange)0 - 0Fudgie's Fat Cochs (Cardiff Red)Toast D'Ivoire (Cardiff White)0 - 0Barney's Boys (Cardiff Purple)Bara Girth (Cardiff Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Cardiff Blue)Fatties de Nata (Cardiff Yellow)0 - 0Black-Burn Calories F.C. (Cardiff Black)