Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Dylan Smith, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)
9
8
17
2
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)
9
6
12
3
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
9
5
11
4
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
9
4
8
5
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
9
2
4
6
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)
9
1
2
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 124 | 63 | 61 | 17 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 89 | 83 | 6 | 12 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 93 | 82 | 11 | 11 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 89 | 96 | -7 | 8 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 78 | 107 | -29 | 4 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 70 | 112 | -42 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 14 | 36 | 15 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 31 | 14 | 17 | 13 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 34 | 26 | 8 | 11 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 30 | 30 | 0 | 8 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 11 | 41 | -30 | 4 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 16 | 47 | -31 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 32 | 16 | 16 | 16 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 37 | 20 | 17 | 13 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 9 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 30 | 28 | 2 | 8 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 24 | 28 | -4 | 7 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 18 | 33 | -15 | 5 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 17 | 33 | -16 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Benjamin Millington | 16.00 | -0.44% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | George Portsmouth | 14.00 | 16.89% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Sam Carney | 12.00 | 13.98% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ben Snell | 12.00 | -1.31% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Dan McAulay | 11.50 | 11.53% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Dave Cooper | 8.50 | 6.66% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Steven Dean | 8.50 | 2.63% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Hein VAN DER WESTHUIZEN | 8.00 | 4.71% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Tyler Millington | 8.00 | 4.54% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Stuart Milburn | 6.50 | 6.94% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Joe Little | 6.00 | 4.62% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Gareth Hewgill | 6.00 | 1.58% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Max Reside-Robb | 5.50 | 7.04% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Carl Sewell | 5.50 | 5.06% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Matty Bolton | 5.50 | 3.56% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ryan Roberts | 5.50 | 2.10% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Paul Reynolds | 5.50 | 1.01% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Tim Linford | 5.00 | 4.61% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Jonathan Gupwell | 5.00 | 3.49% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jack Cooper | 5.00 | 2.40% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Stuart Irving | 5.00 | 1.92% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Douglas Penrice | 5.00 | 0.34% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Dale McDougall | 4.00 | 2.45% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | dennis craik | 4.00 | 2.37% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Ashley Clarkson | 4.00 | 1.62% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Mal Brown | 3.50 | 11.97% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jon Nattrass | 3.50 | 3.63% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Mike Vevers | 3.50 | 1.75% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Hugh Godfrey | 3.50 | 1.45% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Simon Patrick | 3.50 | 0.45% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Jason Timms | 3.00 | 1.33% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Michael Hall | 3.00 | 0.64% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Michael Cameron | 3.00 | 0.57% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Peter Smith | 3.00 | 0.56% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Michael Cruickshank | 2.50 | 1.99% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Rob Ullyart | 2.50 | 0.20% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Peter Barlow | 2.00 | -2.22% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Michael Broughton | 1.00 | 2.85% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | BRENDAN REILLY | 1.00 | 1.75% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Kevin Brough | 1.00 | 0.79% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Elliot Harrison | 0.50 | 2.65% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Steven Wright | 0.50 | 0.84% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Baz Cannon | 0.50 | -0.23% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 23 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)9 - 10ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)3 - 7TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)10 - 9FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 19 May
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)16 - 6CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)10 - 13FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)6 - 11TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 07 April
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)5 - 19TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)8 - 11CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)13 - 11FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)
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Monday 07 July
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 07 July
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 07 July
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 14 July
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 14 July
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 14 July
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 30 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)13 - 15MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)11 - 5ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)12 - 11NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 16 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)10 - 14TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)11 - 6ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)16 - 9NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 09 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)8 - 9MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)10 - 10FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)9 - 15CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 02 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)13 - 9ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)4 - 5NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)14 - 11MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 12 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)18 - 10NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)7 - 8MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)12 - -1CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 28 April
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)12 - 7CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)8 - 7MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)7 - 19FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 14 April
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)8 - 13NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)11 - 8TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)10 - 14ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 31 March
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)8 - 12MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)12 - 10ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)11 - 8NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 24 March
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)7 - 10ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)8 - 6TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)4 - 19FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 07 July
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 14 July
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)