Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Dylan Smith, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Carby County (Carlisle White)
5
4
9
2
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)
5
3
6
3
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)
5
3
6
4
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
5
2
6
5
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)
5
1
2
6
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)
5
0
1
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 57 | 36 | 21 | 9 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 46 | 40 | 6 | 6 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 45 | 39 | 6 | 6 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 42 | 49 | -7 | 6 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 34 | 42 | -8 | 2 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 29 | 47 | -18 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 21 | 11 | 10 | 8 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 5 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 16 | -3 | 5 |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 4 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 4 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 14 | -3 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 6 | 11 | 10 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 5 | 12 | 8 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 6 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 2 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 19 | -10 | 2 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18 | -16 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | George Portsmouth | 11.00 | 4.16% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Dennis Craik | 8.00 | 6.62% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Joe Little | 8.00 | -2.06% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Ashton Tyers | 6.00 | 9.25% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Ben Snell | 6.00 | -0.59% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Benjamin Millington | 6.00 | -1.94% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Matt Potts | 5.50 | 1.71% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Richard Beale | 5.50 | -1.08% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Jake Gildert | 3.00 | 0.39% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Mike Vevers | 3.00 | -0.98% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Max Reside-Robb | 2.50 | 1.07% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Steven Dean | 2.50 | 1.04% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Michael Cruickshank | 2.50 | 1.02% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Ryan Roberts | 2.50 | 0.78% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Stuart Irving | 2.50 | 0.62% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Hugh Godfrey | 2.50 | 0.58% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Craig Simons | 2.50 | 0.51% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Rhys Ash | 2.50 | 0.49% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Brendan Reilly | 2.50 | 0.22% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Michael Cameron | 2.50 | -0.29% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Gareth Hewgill | 2.50 | -3.41% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | John Nicol | 2.50 | -3.83% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Tyler Millington | 2.00 | -1.43% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Tim Linford | 2.00 | -2.04% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Elliot Harrison | 1.00 | 2.46% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Douglas Penrice | 1.00 | 2.01% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Stuart Milburn | 1.00 | 1.54% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Simon Patrick | 1.00 | 1.43% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Shane Statter | 1.00 | 1.12% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Hein Van Der Westhuizen | 1.00 | 0.34% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Kevin Brough | 1.00 | 0.33% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Steven Robinson | 1.00 | -0.14% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Steven Wright | 1.00 | -0.72% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Baz Cannon | 1.00 | -1.06% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Andrew Trickett | 0.50 | -0.36% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Billy Woodland | 0.50 | -0.44% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Jonathan Gupwell | 0.50 | -1.39% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Dan McAulay | 0.50 | -1.50% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Carl Sewell | 0.50 | -3.33% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 19 January
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 19 January
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 19 January
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 16 February
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 16 February
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 16 February
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 01 December
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)13 - 17Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)13 - 13Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)15 - 18Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 19 January
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 16 February
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)
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Monday 26 January
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 26 January
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 26 January
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 02 February
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 02 February
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 02 February
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 09 February
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 09 February
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 09 February
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 23 February
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 23 February
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:30FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 23 February
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 02 March
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 02 March
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 02 March
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 12 January
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)5 - 9Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)9 - 8Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Carby County (Carlisle White)8 - 7Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 15 December
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)7 - 6Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)12 - 7Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)4 - 15Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 08 December
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)3 - 10Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)14 - 14Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)8 - 11FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 24 November
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)8 - 3Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Carby County (Carlisle White)7 - 6FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)4 - 13Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 17 November
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)9 - 12FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)8 - 8Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)5 - 13Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 26 January
Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 02 February
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 09 February
Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 23 February
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 02 March
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)