Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Dylan Smith, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Carby County (Carlisle White)
9
8
16
2
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
9
5
11
3
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)
9
5
10
4
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)
9
5
10
5
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)
9
3
7
6
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)
9
0
0
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 115 | 71 | 44 | 16 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 95 | 71 | 24 | 11 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 101 | 75 | 26 | 10 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 92 | 98 | -6 | 10 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 71 | 104 | -33 | 7 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 56 | 111 | -55 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 34 | 23 | 11 | 13 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 12 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 30 | 20 | 10 | 11 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 23 | 32 | -9 | 8 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 9 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 19 | 28 | -9 | 5 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 16 | 27 | -11 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 45 | 17 | 28 | 14 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 41 | 33 | 8 | 12 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 41 | 20 | 21 | 10 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 30 | 24 | 6 | 9 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 17 | 38 | -21 | 6 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 44 | -42 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Benjamin Millington | 14.00 | 2.93% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Ben Snell | 12.00 | 1.86% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Richard Beale | 11.00 | 7.21% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Joe Little | 11.00 | 4.53% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Matty Bolton | 9.00 | 3.83% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Tyler Millington | 8.50 | 5.29% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Mike Vevers | 8.50 | 2.62% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Carl Sewell | 8.50 | 2.18% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Jack Cooper | 8.50 | 1.61% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Max Reside-Robb | 8.00 | 5.06% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Dennis Craik | 8.00 | 2.70% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Kade Crossley | 6.50 | 2.15% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Dale McDougall | 6.00 | 3.79% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | George Portsmouth | 6.00 | 0.00% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Baz Cannon | 5.50 | 5.91% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Tim Linford | 5.50 | 2.84% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Stuart Milburn | 5.50 | 2.36% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Jake Coates | 5.50 | 2.33% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Liam Mcmullen | 5.00 | 5.83% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Steven Robinson | 5.00 | 2.32% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Michael Hall | 5.00 | 1.49% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Sam Carney | 4.00 | 4.75% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Jonathan Gupwell | 4.00 | 0.70% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Dave Cooper | 4.00 | -0.11% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Peter Barlow | 4.00 | -1.00% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Jon Nattrass | 3.50 | 2.85% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Craig Simons | 3.50 | 2.27% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Karl Park | 3.50 | 1.94% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Hein Van Der Westhuizen | 3.50 | 1.76% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Matt Potts | 3.00 | 4.04% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Jason Timms | 3.00 | 1.34% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Elliot Harrison | 3.00 | 1.17% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Sam Norman | 2.50 | 2.85% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Kevin Brough | 2.50 | 1.70% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Rhys Ash | 2.00 | 1.00% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Billy Woodland | 1.50 | 0.79% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Edward Cooper | 1.50 | 0.66% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Michael Cruickshank | 1.50 | 0.18% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Daniel McGuirk | 1.00 | 1.69% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Gareth Hewgill | 1.00 | 0.22% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Ashley Clarkson | 1.00 | -2.20% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Andrew Trickett | 0.50 | -0.73% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 13 October
Carby County (Carlisle White)4 - 8Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)14 - 10Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)9 - 6Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 15 September
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)5 - 12Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)9 - 14Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Carby County (Carlisle White)8 - 7Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 11 August
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)14 - 12Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)11 - 16Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)8 - 7Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)
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Monday 27 October
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 27 October
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:30Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 27 October
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 20 October
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)7 - 10FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)6 - 7Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)6 - 17Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 06 October
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)15 - 6Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)9 - 9Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)6 - 14Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 29 September
Carby County (Carlisle White)16 - 9FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)9 - 7Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)13 - 6Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 22 September
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)12 - 11Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)13 - 15Carby County (Carlisle White)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)7 - 12FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 08 September
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)9 - 13Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)19 - 6FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)3 - 15Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 01 September
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)5 - 15Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)7 - 9FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Carby County (Carlisle White)14 - 6Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 18 August
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)5 - 13Carby County (Carlisle White)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)10 - 15Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)8 - 13Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 04 August
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)12 - 3FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)4 - 15Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)6 - 9Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 28 July
Carby County (Carlisle White)4 - 11Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)8 - 14Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)10 - 7Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 27 October
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)