Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Dylan Smith, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
0
0
0
2
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)
0
0
0
3
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)
0
0
0
4
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)
0
0
0
5
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)
0
0
0
6
Carby County (Carlisle White)
0
0
0
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 01 December
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 01 December
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 01 December
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 12 January
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 12 January
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 12 January
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 09 February
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 09 February
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 09 February
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 01 December
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 12 January
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 09 February
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)
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Monday 17 November
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 17 November
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 17 November
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 24 November
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 24 November
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:30FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 24 November
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 08 December
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 08 December
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:30Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 08 December
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 15 December
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 15 December
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 15 December
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 05 January
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 05 January
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 05 January
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 19 January
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 19 January
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 19 January
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 26 January
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 26 January
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 26 January
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 02 February
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 02 February
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 02 February
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 16 February
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 16 February
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:30FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 16 February
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 23 February
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 23 February
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 23 February
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 17 November
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 24 November
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 08 December
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 15 December
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 05 January
Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 19 January
Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 26 January
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 02 February
Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 16 February
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 23 February
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)