Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Dylan Smith, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Carby County (Carlisle White)
9
7
15
2
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
9
4
11
3
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)
9
4
8
4
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)
9
3
7
5
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)
9
3
7
6
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)
9
3
6
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 108 | 81 | 27 | 15 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 90 | 86 | 4 | 11 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 77 | 84 | -7 | 8 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 73 | 75 | -2 | 7 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 61 | 71 | -10 | 7 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 75 | 87 | -12 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 27 | 23 | 4 | 12 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 28 | 18 | 10 | 11 |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 33 | 25 | 8 | 10 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 25 | 29 | -4 | 8 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 28 | 33 | -5 | 8 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 25 | 38 | -13 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 31 | 21 | 10 | 14 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 12 | 11 | 11 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 27 | 26 | 1 | 10 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 12 | 26 | -14 | 7 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 6 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 6 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | George Portsmouth | 18.00 | 4.28% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Dennis Craik | 16.00 | 10.87% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Joe Little | 16.00 | -0.26% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Ashton Tyers | 14.00 | 14.03% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Benjamin Millington | 13.00 | -4.92% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Paul Fontana | 9.50 | 10.85% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Ben Snell | 8.00 | -3.42% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Matt Potts | 6.00 | 0.10% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Elliot Harrison | 5.00 | 4.13% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Rhys Ash | 5.00 | 2.67% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Jake Gildert | 5.00 | 1.94% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Craig Simons | 4.50 | 2.96% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Steven Wright | 4.00 | 1.85% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Shane Statter | 3.50 | 2.08% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Stuart Milburn | 3.50 | 1.30% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Hugh Godfrey | 3.50 | 1.07% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Richard Beale | 3.50 | 0.91% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Scott Williamson | 3.00 | 2.15% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Steven Robinson | 3.00 | 1.50% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Gareth Hewgill | 3.00 | -0.53% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Jonathan Brown | 2.50 | 1.96% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Michael Cruickshank | 2.50 | 1.20% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Charles Campbell | 2.50 | 0.42% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Max Reside-Robb | 2.50 | -0.59% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Brendan Reilly | 2.50 | -0.78% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Tyler Millington | 2.00 | 1.97% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Simon Patrick | 2.00 | 1.16% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Kevin Brough | 1.50 | 1.27% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Neil Dixon | 1.00 | 1.63% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Daniel Bauld | 1.00 | 0.64% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Dale McDougall | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Jonathan Harrison | 0.50 | 2.92% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Stuart Irving | 0.50 | -1.24% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Steven Dean | 0.50 | -7.64% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 09 March
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 09 March
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 09 March
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 16 February
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)9 - 7FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)15 - 3Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)12 - 11Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 19 January
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)9 - 14Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)7 - 6Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)10 - 6Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 01 December
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)13 - 17Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)13 - 13Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)15 - 18Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 09 March
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)
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Monday 02 March
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 02 March
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 02 March
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 23 February
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)6 - 5Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Carby County (Carlisle White)13 - 6FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)19 - 8Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 09 February
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)5 - 5Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)13 - 10FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Carby County (Carlisle White)11 - 9Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 02 February
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)2 - 7Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)11 - 17Carby County (Carlisle White)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)6 - 8Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 26 January
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)13 - 7FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)8 - 13Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)10 - 19Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 12 January
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)5 - 9Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)9 - 8Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Carby County (Carlisle White)8 - 7Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 15 December
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)7 - 6Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)12 - 7Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)4 - 15Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 08 December
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)3 - 10Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)14 - 14Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)8 - 11FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 24 November
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)8 - 3Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Carby County (Carlisle White)7 - 6FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)4 - 13Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 17 November
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)9 - 12FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)8 - 8Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)5 - 13Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 02 March
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)