Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Dylan Smith, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
2
2
4
2
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)
2
2
4
3
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)
2
1
2
4
Carby County (Carlisle White)
2
1
2
5
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)
2
0
0
6
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)
2
0
0
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 8 | 18 | 4 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 10 | 12 | 4 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 2 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 25 | -14 | 0 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 26 | -15 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 4 |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 4 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 1 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 1 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 15 | 4 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 4 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 3 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 11 | -9 | 1 |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 8 | -7 | 0 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 12 | -10 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Mike Vevers | 4.50 | 1.68% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Baz Cannon | 1.50 | 4.01% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Tyler Millington | 1.50 | 3.44% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Joe Little | 1.50 | 3.31% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Craig Simons | 1.50 | 3.26% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Carl Sewell | 1.50 | 2.83% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Jack Cooper | 1.50 | 2.48% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Matty Bolton | 1.50 | 2.45% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Max Reside-Robb | 1.50 | 2.34% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Richard Beale | 1.50 | 2.07% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Jason Timms | 1.50 | 0.93% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Kade Crossley | 1.50 | 0.45% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Liam Mcmullen | 0.50 | 4.83% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Jon Nattrass | 0.50 | 4.69% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | George Portsmouth | 0.50 | 3.38% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Steven Robinson | 0.50 | 2.32% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | John Nicol | 0.50 | 2.15% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Jake Coates | 0.50 | 1.75% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Steven Wright | 0.50 | 1.37% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Rhys Ash | 0.50 | 0.90% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Karl Park | 0.50 | 0.79% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Dan McAulay | 0.50 | 0.77% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Michael Hall | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Billy Woodland | 0.50 | 0.29% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 15 September
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 15 September
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 15 September
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 13 October
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 13 October
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 13 October
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 20:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 11 August
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)14 - 12Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)11 - 16Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)8 - 7Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 15 September
Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 13 October
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
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Monday 18 August
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 18 August
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 18 August
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 01 September
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 01 September
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 01 September
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 08 September
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 08 September
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 08 September
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 22 September
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 22 September
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 22 September
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 29 September
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 29 September
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 29 September
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 20:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 06 October
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 06 October
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 20 October
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 20 October
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 20 October
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 27 October
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 27 October
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:30Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 27 October
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 04 August
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)12 - 3FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)4 - 15Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)6 - 9Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 28 July
Carby County (Carlisle White)4 - 11Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)8 - 14Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)10 - 7Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 18 August
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 01 September
Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 08 September
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 22 September
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 29 September
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 20 October
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 27 October
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)