Chelmsford

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Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active league but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £27.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Six | 2021
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
3
3
6
2
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
3
2
4
3
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
3
2
4
4
The Slimsons (Yellow)
3
2
4
5
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
3
1
2
6
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
3
1
2
7
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
3
0
1
8
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
3
0
1

Please note all fixture dates are subject to change

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 3 3 0 0 40 27 13 6
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) 3 2 0 1 33 25 8 4
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) 3 2 0 1 29 21 8 4
The Slimsons (Yellow) 3 2 0 1 26 24 2 4
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) 3 1 0 2 16 25 -9 2
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 3 1 0 2 27 37 -10 2
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) 3 0 1 2 25 31 -6 1
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 3 0 1 2 23 29 -6 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) 3 2 1 0 12 6 6 5
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) 3 2 1 0 11 6 5 5
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) 3 2 0 1 11 6 5 4
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 3 1 1 1 8 7 1 3
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) 3 1 1 1 6 7 -1 3
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 3 1 1 1 5 8 -3 3
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 3 0 1 2 5 10 -5 1
The Slimsons (Yellow) 3 0 0 3 4 12 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 3 2 1 0 23 14 9 5
The Slimsons (Yellow) 3 2 1 0 14 9 5 5
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) 3 1 2 0 14 11 3 4
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) 3 1 1 1 11 10 1 3
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 3 1 1 1 16 20 -4 3
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) 3 1 0 2 6 11 -5 2
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 3 0 1 2 10 14 -4 1
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) 3 0 1 2 11 16 -5 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) Stephen Bass 5.50 8.69%
The Slimsons (Yellow) Duncan Chappell 5.50 5.24%
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) MARK ASPINALL 5.50 5.18%
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) terry lingley 5.50 5.04%
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) Stuart Potter 2.50 4.66%
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) Pedro Raxworthy 2.50 4.50%
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) Mark Allum 2.50 4.47%
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) Andrew Lutwyche 2.50 3.94%
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) Martin Day 2.50 3.83%
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) Robert Darrall 2.50 3.71%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 13 May

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 13 May

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 13 May

    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    VS 20:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 13 May

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 20 May

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 20 May

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 20 May

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
  • Thursday 20 May

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 27 May

    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 27 May

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 27 May

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 27 May

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 03 June

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 03 June

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 03 June

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 03 June

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
  • Thursday 10 June

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
  • Thursday 10 June

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 10 June

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 20:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 10 June

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 20:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 17 June

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 17 June

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 17 June

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 17 June

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
  • Thursday 24 June

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 24 June

    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 24 June

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 24 June

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 01 July

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 01 July

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 19:30
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 01 July

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
  • Thursday 01 July

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 08 July

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 08 July

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 08 July

    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 08 July

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 15 July

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 19:00
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
  • Thursday 15 July

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 15 July

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 15 July

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 22 July

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 22 July

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 22 July

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 22 July

    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 06 May

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    11 - 4
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    11 - 9
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    8 - 13
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    18 - 11
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 29 April

    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    8 - 10
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    8 - 8
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    9 - 7
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    4 - 7
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 22 April

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    8 - 11
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    7 - 8
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    12 - 8
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    12 - 7
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 13 May

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 20 May

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 27 May

    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 03 June

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
  • Thursday 10 June

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 17 June

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
  • Thursday 24 June

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 01 July

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 08 July

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 15 July

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 22 July

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)

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