Chelmsford | Future Soccer | Thursdays | 7-9pm

Chelmsford | Future Soccer | Thursdays | 7-9pm

Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon, Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ Open map →

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Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Club Foot (Chelmsford) 5 5 0 0 67 43 24 10
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 5 4 0 1 60 33 27 8
The Slimsons (Yellow) 5 4 0 1 74 47 27 8
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 5 2 1 2 49 52 -3 5
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) 5 2 1 2 50 57 -7 5
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 5 1 0 4 40 56 -16 2
Weight Escape (Chelmsford) 5 1 0 4 43 60 -17 2
All Blacks (Chelmsford) 5 0 0 5 26 61 -35 0
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Club Foot (Chelmsford) 5 5 0 0 31 10 21 10
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 5 4 0 1 28 11 17 8
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) 5 3 0 2 16 23 -7 6
The Slimsons (Yellow) 5 2 1 2 28 18 10 5
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 5 2 1 2 22 22 0 5
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 5 2 0 3 19 24 -5 4
Weight Escape (Chelmsford) 5 1 0 4 20 31 -11 2
All Blacks (Chelmsford) 5 0 0 5 7 32 -25 0
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Club Foot (Chelmsford) 5 3 2 0 26 19 7 8
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 5 3 1 1 19 13 6 7
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) 5 3 1 1 25 25 0 7
The Slimsons (Yellow) 5 2 2 1 33 18 15 6
Weight Escape (Chelmsford) 5 0 4 1 15 18 -3 4
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 5 1 1 3 16 21 -5 3
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 5 1 1 3 12 19 -7 3
All Blacks (Chelmsford) 5 1 0 4 7 20 -13 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Slimsons (Yellow) Paul Gansbuehler 6.50 6.75%
The Slimsons (Yellow) Chris Kelly 6.50 5.58%
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) Michael Weale 6.00 7.78%
Club Foot (Chelmsford) Charles Lipman 6.00 5.15%
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) MARK ASPINALL 6.00 5.00%
The Slimsons (Yellow) Matt Skelton 5.50 5.05%
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) Mark Allum 5.50 4.01%
Club Foot (Chelmsford) Bradleigh Curtin 3.50 4.57%
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) Richard Moore 3.50 4.41%
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) David Seaman 3.50 3.70%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Thursday, 27 February 2020

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday, 27 February 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 27 February 2020

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 27 February 2020

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 05 March 2020

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 05 March 2020

    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 05 March 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 05 March 2020

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 12 March 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 12 March 2020

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 12 March 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 12 March 2020

    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 19 March 2020

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday, 19 March 2020

    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 19 March 2020

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 19 March 2020

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 26 March 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 26 March 2020

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 26 March 2020

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 26 March 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 02 April 2020

    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 02 April 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 02 April 2020

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 02 April 2020

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 09 April 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 09 April 2020

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 09 April 2020

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 09 April 2020

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday, 16 April 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 16 April 2020

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 16 April 2020

    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 16 April 2020

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 23 April 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 23 April 2020

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 23 April 2020

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday, 23 April 2020

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)

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  • Thursday, 20 February 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    14 - 9
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    6 - 15
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    15 - 9
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    16 - 7
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 13 February 2020

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    9 - 16
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    12 - 6
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    7 - 11
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    9 - 9
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 06 February 2020

    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    12 - 24
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    9 - 15
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    12 - 11
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    9 - 4
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 30 January 2020

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    11 - 5
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    6 - 12
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    4 - 14
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    15 - 8
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 23 January 2020

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    5 - 9
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    11 - 10
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    8 - 10
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    11 - 4
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 27 February 2020

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 05 March 2020

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 12 March 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 19 March 2020

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 26 March 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 02 April 2020

    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 09 April 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday, 16 April 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 23 April 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)

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MAN v FAT Football is a football league only for guys who want to lose weight. Every player is in the same situation and wants the same thing - to enjoy football, lose weight and get healthier. Uniquely, the league is decided not just on points won, but pounds lost. We give support to every player with unique resources, inspiration and 24/7 support to help you lose weight, get fitter and enjoy the beautiful game.

Read one of our player’s views on the league here

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For planned leagues (these are leagues that will become live leagues when we have enough players signed up to start them) it costs £1 to register as a player. We take this payment to reserve your place and so that we can verify your identity. When we have enough players to start the league you would be charged the remaining £8.99 to register fully and when your league started you would pay the monthly membership fee. If you cancel the payment with us then we assume that you do not want to be part of the league any more and you are deleted from the system.

If you are eligible for a funded place then you pay nothing to register or play - your costs have already been covered by a funder, most often your local authority or a national funding body such as Sport England. Sometimes the funder asks us to take a deposit for players to ensure that they turn up - if this is the case then this deposit will be refunded providing you attend at least 10 of the first 14 weeks of your membership from the date you join (which seems fair!)

The cost to your health of not signing up is potentially tragic.

That depends on how much you put into the league and how much of the support you take (the more, the better!) In an assessed 14 week pilot scheme run by Solihull Council, players lost 22lbs on average, with 62% hitting their 5% body weight target. The maximum weight lost by one player was 67lbs and the maximum bodyweight percentage lost was 26%. 90% of players lose weight.
Because they love football and hate being fat. They see all the things that their weight is cheating them of: the ability to play with their children (or how it’s embarrassing their kids), how much their body hurts with aching joints, snoring and wheezing every time they climb the stairs, never finding any clothes that fit... the list goes on. All of them join with the motivation to lose weight and do so in a way that is truly enjoyable and inspiring.
Because the leagues are not just decided on the games won on the pitch, but also on the weight lost off it, you can join a team as a non-playing member. This means that you weigh in every week and support your team. Your weight loss counts towards your team’s success. When you’ve lost enough weight to feel comfortable joining in then you can get involved on the pitch.
Approximately 80% of players do. We put you into teams and help you to get to know the other players. Equally, if you have friends, colleagues or family who also want to lose weight then join with them and you can be in the same team. We even pay you a fiver for every player you introduce to the league.
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