Chelmsford

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Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

MAN v FAT Football officially returns in February 2021. You can still register to join our leagues and a member of the team will be in contact once a space becomes available.

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Leaderboard

Season Five | 2020
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
2
2
4
2
The Slimsons (Yellow)
2
1
3
3
Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
2
1
3
4
Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
2
1
2
5
Club Foot (Chelmsford)
2
1
2
6
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
2
0
1
7
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
2
0
1
8
Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 2 2 0 0 21 14 7 4
The Slimsons (Yellow) 2 1 1 0 29 16 13 3
Fatalanta (Chelmsford) 2 1 1 0 15 12 3 3
Weight Escape (Chelmsford) 2 1 0 1 15 13 2 2
Club Foot (Chelmsford) 2 1 0 1 17 17 0 2
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 2 0 1 1 15 20 -5 1
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 2 0 1 1 12 25 -13 1
Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford) 2 0 0 2 11 18 -7 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatalanta (Chelmsford) 2 2 0 0 9 2 7 4
Club Foot (Chelmsford) 2 2 0 0 10 6 4 4
The Slimsons (Yellow) 2 1 0 1 16 9 7 2
Weight Escape (Chelmsford) 2 1 0 1 8 4 4 2
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 2 1 0 1 7 7 0 2
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 2 1 0 1 7 7 0 2
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 2 0 0 2 4 15 -11 0
Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford) 2 0 0 2 1 12 -11 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 2 2 0 0 8 4 4 4
The Slimsons (Yellow) 2 2 0 0 7 3 4 4
Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford) 2 1 1 0 5 4 1 3
Club Foot (Chelmsford) 2 1 0 1 5 6 -1 2
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 2 1 0 1 4 6 -2 2
Fatalanta (Chelmsford) 2 0 1 1 4 5 -1 1
Weight Escape (Chelmsford) 2 0 0 2 4 6 -2 0
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 2 0 0 2 4 7 -3 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Weight Escape (Chelmsford) Kevin Jaggs 1.00 3.09%
Fatalanta (Chelmsford) Michael Weale 1.00 2.76%
The Slimsons (Yellow) Paul Gansbuehler 1.00 2.70%
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) Chris Thompson 1.00 2.36%
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) David Norton 1.00 2.28%
The Slimsons (Yellow) Duncan Chappell 1.00 2.08%
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) Stuart Lakey 1.00 1.97%
Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford) Jonathan Park 1.00 1.91%
The Slimsons (Yellow) richard sneader 1.00 1.83%
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) David Seaman 1.00 1.49%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 04 February

    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 February

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 February

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 February

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 11 February

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 11 February

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 11 February

    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 11 February

    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 February

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 February

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 February

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 February

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 25 February

    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 25 February

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 25 February

    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 25 February

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 March

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 March

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 March

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 March

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 11 March

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 11 March

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 11 March

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 11 March

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 March

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 March

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 March

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 March

    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 25 March

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 25 March

    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 25 March

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 25 March

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 01 April

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 01 April

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 01 April

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 01 April

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 08 April

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 08 April

    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 08 April

    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 08 April

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 15 April

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 15 April

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 15 April

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 15 April

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 22 April

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 22 April

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 22 April

    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 22 April

    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 29 October

    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    9 - 6
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    6 - 8
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    6 - 19
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    10 - 5
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 22 October

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    10 - 10
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    9 - 11
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    5 - 9
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    6 - 6
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 February

    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 11 February

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 February

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 25 February

    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 March

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 11 March

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 March

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 25 March

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 01 April

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 08 April

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 15 April

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 22 April

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Dynamo Kebab (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)

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