Chelmsford

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Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active league but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £27.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Seven | 2021
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
8
5
11
2
The Slimsons (Yellow)
8
5
10
3
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
8
5
10
4
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
8
5
10
5
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
8
4
9
6
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
8
3
6
7
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
8
2
5
8
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
8
1
3

Please note all fixture dates are subject to change

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 8 5 1 2 68 55 13 11
The Slimsons (Yellow) 8 5 0 3 77 60 17 10
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) 8 5 0 3 68 52 16 10
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) 8 5 0 3 49 50 -1 10
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 8 4 1 3 69 57 12 9
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) 8 3 0 5 41 57 -16 6
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 8 2 1 5 49 64 -15 5
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) 8 1 1 6 33 59 -26 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) 8 5 1 2 24 18 6 11
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 8 5 0 3 24 26 -2 10
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 8 4 1 3 29 29 0 9
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) 8 3 2 3 27 21 6 8
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) 8 3 2 3 22 18 4 8
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) 8 2 4 2 16 18 -2 8
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 8 2 2 4 25 29 -4 6
The Slimsons (Yellow) 8 2 0 6 19 27 -8 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 8 7 0 1 22 8 14 14
The Slimsons (Yellow) 8 6 0 2 38 15 23 12
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) 8 5 1 2 21 20 1 11
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 8 4 0 4 22 12 10 8
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) 8 3 1 4 6 19 -13 7
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) 8 3 0 5 8 14 -6 6
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 8 2 0 6 9 26 -17 4
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) 8 1 0 7 10 22 -12 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) Stuart Lakey 9.00 2.03%
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) Stuart Potter 8.50 4.27%
The Slimsons (Yellow) Paul Gansbuehler 8.00 4.28%
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) George Dobson 6.50 4.77%
The Slimsons (Yellow) richard sneader 6.50 3.38%
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) Duncan Chappell 6.00 5.03%
The Slimsons (Yellow) Jon Pead 6.00 4.90%
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) James Couling 6.00 4.73%
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) Chris Towns 6.00 2.80%
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) Jake Arundell 6.00 2.06%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 30 September

    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 30 September

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 30 September

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 30 September

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 07 October

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 19:00
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 07 October

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 19:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 07 October

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 07 October

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 14 October

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 14 October

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 14 October

    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 14 October

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 21 October

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 19:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 21 October

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 21 October

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 21 October

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 28 October

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 28 October

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 28 October

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 28 October

    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 04 November

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 19:00
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 November

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 November

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 04 November

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 23 September

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    5 - 7
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    6 - 15
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    6 - 4
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    5 - 10
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 16 September

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    9 - 12
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    5 - 6
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    6 - 13
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    9 - 2
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 09 September

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    14 - 5
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    9 - 5
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    7 - 10
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    7 - 10
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 02 September

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    3 - 6
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    5 - 1
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    7 - 5
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    5 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 26 August

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    7 - 6
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    8 - 2
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    4 - 4
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    11 - 11
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 19 August

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    7 - 13
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    6 - 5
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    13 - 11
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    1 - 6
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 12 August

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    9 - 2
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    8 - 5
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    3 - 10
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    11 - 6
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 05 August

    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    7 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    6 - 17
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    7 - 13
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    10 - 6
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 30 September

    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 07 October

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 14 October

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 21 October

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 28 October

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 04 November

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)

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