Chelmsford

Thursday | 19:00-21:00

Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.

Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Largentina (Blue)
8
7
15
2
Matcha the Day (Green)
8
4
10
3
Cholesterol Palace (White)
8
3
8
4
Inter My Belly (Black)
8
4
8
5
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
8
2
4
6
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
8
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina (Blue) 8 7 1 0 71 41 30 15
Matcha the Day (Green) 8 4 2 2 70 55 15 10
Cholesterol Palace (White) 8 3 2 3 56 55 1 8
Inter My Belly (Black) 8 4 0 4 46 56 -10 8
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) 8 2 0 6 49 69 -20 4
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) 8 1 1 6 44 60 -16 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina (Blue) 8 8 0 0 36 10 26 16
Cholesterol Palace (White) 8 4 0 4 28 25 3 8
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) 8 4 0 4 20 29 -9 8
Inter My Belly (Black) 8 3 1 4 16 14 2 7
Matcha the Day (Green) 8 3 1 4 19 24 -5 7
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) 8 1 0 7 16 33 -17 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Matcha the Day (Green) 8 6 0 2 28 12 16 12
Cholesterol Palace (White) 8 4 1 3 10 10 0 9
Largentina (Blue) 8 4 0 4 12 15 -3 8
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) 8 4 0 4 12 19 -7 8
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) 8 3 0 5 12 7 5 6
Inter My Belly (Black) 8 2 1 5 12 23 -11 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Matcha the Day (Green) LUKE CLEMENTS 13.00 2.03%
Cholesterol Palace (White) James McCarthy 9.00 7.85%
Largentina (Blue) Ryan Swindell 6.00 5.20%
Matcha the Day (Green) Steve Ranson 6.00 5.05%
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) Mark Lyons 5.50 5.07%
Matcha the Day (Green) Paul Gansbuehler 5.50 3.46%
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) Roger Sandhu 5.50 3.46%
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) David Shannon 5.00 4.40%
Matcha the Day (Green) Jon Pead 5.00 3.72%
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) MARK ASPINALL 3.50 5.18%
Inter My Belly (Black) James Linford 3.50 4.76%
Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red) Charles Lipman 3.50 2.32%
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) James Bailey 3.50 1.43%
Largentina (Blue) Vincent Webster 3.50 1.16%
Matcha the Day (Green) Michael Eldred 3.50 1.00%
Inter My Belly (Black) Daniel Crow 3.50 0.90%
Inter My Belly (Black) Spencer Stansfield 3.00 4.34%
Matcha the Day (Green) Scott Teader 3.00 2.02%
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) John Cook 3.00 1.68%
Largentina (Blue) Steve Shotliff 3.00 0.00%
Inter My Belly (Black) Stuart Brick 2.50 3.54%
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) Todd Garside 2.50 3.23%
Largentina (Blue) Ian Swindell 2.50 1.93%
Cholesterol Palace (White) Robert Digby 2.50 1.10%
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) Chris Morris 2.50 1.05%
Matcha the Day (Green) Neil Jones 2.50 0.78%
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) Pedro Raxworthy 2.50 -0.32%
Inter My Belly (Black) Chris Thompson 2.00 2.10%
Inter My Belly (Black) William Groves 2.00 0.95%
Cholesterol Palace (White) jack huckle 2.00 -0.57%
Largentina (Blue) Rob White 1.50 0.00%
Inter My Belly (Black) Paul King 1.00 2.60%
Cholesterol Palace (White) Joseph Costello 1.00 1.78%
Cholesterol Palace (White) Dave Spencer 1.00 0.09%
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) David Tron 1.00 -3.07%
Cholesterol Palace (White) Mark Allum 0.50 0.85%
Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow) Jack Groves 0.50 0.41%
Cholesterol Palace (White) Robert Toms 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 28 March

    Largentina (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Inter My Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 28 March

    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Matcha the Day (Green)
  • Thursday 28 March

    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    VS 20:00
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 29 February

    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    5 - 6
    Largentina (Blue)
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    8 - 8
    Inter My Belly (Black)
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    14 - 5
    Matcha the Day (Green)
  • Thursday 01 February

    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    10 - 17
    Matcha the Day (Green)
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    11 - 10
    Largentina (Blue)
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    11 - 5
    Inter My Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 28 March

    Largentina (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly (Black)
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    0 - 0
    Matcha the Day (Green)
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    0 - 0
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)

 

  • Thursday 04 April

    Matcha the Day (Green)
    VS 19:00
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
  • Thursday 04 April

    Inter My Belly (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
  • Thursday 04 April

    Largentina (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
  • Thursday 11 April

    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Inter My Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 11 April

    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    VS 19:30
    Largentina (Blue)
  • Thursday 11 April

    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Matcha the Day (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 21 March

    Inter My Belly (Black)
    8 - 3
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    12 - 4
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    Largentina (Blue)
    6 - 6
    Matcha the Day (Green)
  • Thursday 14 March

    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    6 - 4
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    Matcha the Day (Green)
    6 - 8
    Inter My Belly (Black)
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Largentina (Blue)
  • Thursday 07 March

    Inter My Belly (Black)
    6 - 3
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    Largentina (Blue)
    9 - 7
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    Matcha the Day (Green)
    9 - 6
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
  • Thursday 22 February

    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    5 - 11
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    Matcha the Day (Green)
    11 - 5
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    Inter My Belly (Black)
    1 - 8
    Largentina (Blue)
  • Thursday 15 February

    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    4 - 10
    Inter My Belly (Black)
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    5 - 2
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    Matcha the Day (Green)
    6 - 12
    Largentina (Blue)
  • Thursday 08 February

    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    6 - 6
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    Inter My Belly (Black)
    5 - 13
    Matcha the Day (Green)
    Largentina (Blue)
    10 - 7
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
  • Thursday 18 January

    Largentina (Blue)
    9 - 5
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    Inter My Belly (Black)
    4 - 10
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    Matcha the Day (Green)
    6 - 6
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
  • Thursday 11 January

    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    13 - 7
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    7 - 13
    Matcha the Day (Green)
    Largentina (Blue)
    9 - 4
    Inter My Belly (Black)
  • Thursday 04 April

    Matcha the Day (Green)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    Inter My Belly (Black)
    0 - 0
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    Largentina (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
  • Thursday 11 April

    Not-a-thin-man Forest (Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly (Black)
    Cholesterol Palace (White)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Blue)
    Ambrosia Dortmund (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Matcha the Day (Green)