Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active league but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £27.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).
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Leaderboard
Season Eight | 2021
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
3
3
6
2
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
3
3
6
3
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
3
2
4
4
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
3
1
3
5
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
3
1
2
6
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
3
1
2
7
The Slimsons (Yellow)
3
0
1
8
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
3
0
0
Please note all fixture dates are subject to change
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 33 | 15 | 18 | 6 |
| The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 14 | 13 | 6 |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 4 |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 3 |
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 28 | -6 | 2 |
| Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 25 | -13 | 2 |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 18 | -2 | 1 |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 32 | -19 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 5 |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 4 |
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 3 |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 3 |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 2 |
| Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 2 |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 13 | -5 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 2 | 17 | 6 |
| The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 6 |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 5 |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
| Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 2 |
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 11 | -7 | 2 |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -2 | 2 | -4 | 0 |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 17 | -15 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | James Schmiedecke | 5.50 | 5.90% |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | Martyn Leggett | 5.50 | 2.07% |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | Dave Spencer | 3.50 | 0.84% |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | mark lyons | 3.00 | 0.48% |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | Ash Wines | 2.50 | 2.85% |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | Paul Lee | 2.50 | 2.26% |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | Colin Smart | 2.50 | 2.18% |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | David Seaman | 2.50 | 1.98% |
| The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) | Jason Berris | 2.50 | 1.53% |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | Vincent Webster | 2.50 | 1.18% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 02 December
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 02 December
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 02 December
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 20:00Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 02 December
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)VS 20:30Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 09 December
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:00The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 09 December
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 19:30Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 09 December
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 20:00The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 09 December
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 20:30Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 16 December
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 19:00Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 16 December
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 16 December
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)VS 20:00Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 16 December
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:30Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 06 January
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 19:00The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 06 January
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 19:30Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 06 January
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 20:00Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 06 January
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:30The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 January
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)VS 19:00The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 January
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 13 January
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 20:00Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 13 January
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 20:30Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 20 January
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 19:00Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 20 January
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 19:30The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 20 January
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:00Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 20 January
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)VS 20:30The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 27 January
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 27 January
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 19:30Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 27 January
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:00Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 27 January
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 20:30Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 03 February
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 19:00Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 03 February
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 19:30The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 03 February
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 20:00The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 03 February
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:30Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 10 February
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 10 February
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 10 February
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 20:00Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 10 February
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:30Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 17 February
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 19:00The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 17 February
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:30The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 17 February
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 20:00Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 17 February
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 20:30Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 24 February
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 24 February
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 24 February
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)VS 20:00Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 24 February
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 20:30Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 25 November
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)1 - 12Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)13 - 4Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)7 - 7The Slimsons (Yellow)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)1 - 11The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 18 November
The Slimsons (Yellow)3 - 4Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)7 - 8Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)9 - 7Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)6 - 9Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 11 November
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)11 - 5Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)8 - 9Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)7 - 11Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)The Slimsons (Yellow)6 - 7The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 02 December
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 09 December
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 16 December
The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 06 January
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 January
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 20 January
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 27 January
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)0 - 0Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 03 February
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 10 February
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 17 February
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 24 February
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
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