Chelmsford

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Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active league but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £27.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Eight | 2021
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
3
3
6
2
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
3
3
6
3
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
3
2
4
4
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
3
1
3
5
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
3
1
2
6
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
3
1
2
7
The Slimsons (Yellow)
3
0
1
8
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
3
0
0

Please note all fixture dates are subject to change

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) 3 3 0 0 33 15 18 6
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) 3 3 0 0 27 14 13 6
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) 3 2 0 1 27 18 9 4
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 3 1 1 1 23 23 0 3
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 3 1 0 2 22 28 -6 2
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) 3 1 0 2 12 25 -13 2
The Slimsons (Yellow) 3 0 1 2 16 18 -2 1
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) 3 0 0 3 13 32 -19 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) 3 2 1 0 10 5 5 5
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) 3 2 1 0 5 2 3 5
The Slimsons (Yellow) 3 1 2 0 10 8 2 4
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 3 1 1 1 10 9 1 3
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) 3 1 1 1 5 6 -1 3
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) 3 0 2 1 5 6 -1 2
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) 3 0 2 1 6 10 -4 2
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 3 0 0 3 8 13 -5 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) 3 3 0 0 19 2 17 6
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) 3 3 0 0 8 2 6 6
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 3 2 1 0 6 3 3 5
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) 3 1 1 1 13 8 5 3
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) 3 1 0 2 1 6 -5 2
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 3 1 0 2 4 11 -7 2
The Slimsons (Yellow) 3 0 0 3 -2 2 -4 0
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) 3 0 0 3 2 17 -15 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) James Schmiedecke 5.50 5.90%
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) Martyn Leggett 5.50 2.07%
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) Dave Spencer 3.50 0.84%
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) mark lyons 3.00 0.48%
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) Ash Wines 2.50 2.85%
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) Paul Lee 2.50 2.26%
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) Colin Smart 2.50 2.18%
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) David Seaman 2.50 1.98%
The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford) Jason Berris 2.50 1.53%
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) Vincent Webster 2.50 1.18%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 02 December

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 02 December

    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 02 December

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 02 December

    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 09 December

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 09 December

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 19:30
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 09 December

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 09 December

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 16 December

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 16 December

    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 16 December

    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 16 December

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 06 January

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 19:00
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 06 January

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 06 January

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 06 January

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 13 January

    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 13 January

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 13 January

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 13 January

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 20 January

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 19:00
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 20 January

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 20 January

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 20 January

    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 27 January

    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 27 January

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 27 January

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 27 January

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 03 February

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 03 February

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 19:30
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 03 February

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 20:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 03 February

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 10 February

    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 10 February

    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 10 February

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 10 February

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 17 February

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    VS 19:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 17 February

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 17 February

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 17 February

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 24 February

    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 24 February

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 24 February

    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 24 February

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 25 November

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    1 - 12
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    13 - 4
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    7 - 7
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    1 - 11
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 18 November

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    3 - 4
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    7 - 8
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    9 - 7
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    6 - 9
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 11 November

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    11 - 5
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    8 - 9
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    7 - 11
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    6 - 7
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 02 December

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 09 December

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 16 December

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 06 January

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 13 January

    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
  • Thursday 20 January

    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday 27 January

    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
  • Thursday 03 February

    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 10 February

    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
  • Thursday 17 February

    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday 24 February

    The Salad Dodgers (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
    Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)

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