Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active league but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £27.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).
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Leaderboard
Season Six | 2021
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
3
3
6
2
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)
3
2
4
3
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
3
2
4
4
The Slimsons (Yellow)
3
2
4
5
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
3
1
2
6
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
3
1
2
7
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
3
0
1
8
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
3
0
1
Please note all fixture dates are subject to change
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 27 | 13 | 6 |
| Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 33 | 25 | 8 | 4 |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 29 | 21 | 8 | 4 |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 24 | 2 | 4 |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 25 | -9 | 2 |
| Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 37 | -10 | 2 |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 31 | -6 | 1 |
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 23 | 29 | -6 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 5 |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 6 | 5 | 5 |
| Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 3 |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 3 |
| Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 3 |
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 1 |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 12 | -8 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 23 | 14 | 9 | 5 |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 5 |
| Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 4 |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 10 | 1 | 3 |
| Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 20 | -4 | 3 |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 2 |
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 14 | -4 | 1 |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 16 | -5 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) | Stephen Bass | 5.50 | 8.69% |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | Duncan Chappell | 5.50 | 5.24% |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | MARK ASPINALL | 5.50 | 5.18% |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | terry lingley | 5.50 | 5.04% |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | Stuart Potter | 2.50 | 4.66% |
| Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) | Pedro Raxworthy | 2.50 | 4.50% |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | Mark Allum | 2.50 | 4.47% |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | Andrew Lutwyche | 2.50 | 3.94% |
| Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) | Martin Day | 2.50 | 3.83% |
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | Robert Darrall | 2.50 | 3.71% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 13 May
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 19:00Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 13 May
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 13 May
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)VS 20:00The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 May
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:30Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 20 May
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 20 May
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 19:30Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 20 May
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 20:00Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) -
Thursday 20 May
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 20:30Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 27 May
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)VS 19:00Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 27 May
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 27 May
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:00Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 27 May
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:30The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 03 June
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 19:00Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 03 June
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 19:30Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 03 June
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 20:00Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 03 June
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 20:30Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) -
Thursday 10 June
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) -
Thursday 10 June
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 19:30Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 10 June
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 20:00Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 10 June
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 20:30The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 17 June
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 19:00Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 17 June
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 19:30Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 17 June
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:00Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 17 June
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:30Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) -
Thursday 24 June
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 24 June
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)VS 19:30Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 24 June
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 20:00The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 24 June
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 20:30Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 01 July
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 19:00Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 01 July
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 19:30Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 01 July
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 20:00Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) -
Thursday 01 July
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:30Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 08 July
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 08 July
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:30The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 08 July
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)VS 20:00Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 08 July
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 20:30Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 15 July
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 19:00Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) -
Thursday 15 July
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 19:30Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 15 July
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 20:00Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 15 July
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 20:30Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 22 July
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:00The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 22 July
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 22 July
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:00Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 22 July
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)VS 20:30Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
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Thursday 06 May
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)11 - 4Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)The Slimsons (Yellow)11 - 9Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)8 - 13Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)18 - 11Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 29 April
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)8 - 10Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)8 - 8Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)9 - 7Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)4 - 7The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 22 April
The Slimsons (Yellow)8 - 11Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)7 - 8Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)12 - 8Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)12 - 7Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 13 May
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 20 May
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 27 May
Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 03 June
The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) -
Thursday 10 June
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 17 June
The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Club Foot Chelmsford (Red) -
Thursday 24 June
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 01 July
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 08 July
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow)Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 15 July
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 22 July
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)Club Foot Chelmsford (Red)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
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