Chelmsford

Thursday | 19:00-21:00

Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.

Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
8
5
10
2
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
8
5
10
3
Bayer Liposuction (Red)
8
5
10
4
Forest Green Fridge Raiders
8
4
8
5
Bolton Wobblers (White)
8
4
8
6
Blueberry Muffintops
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 8 5 0 3 69 53 16 10
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 8 5 0 3 60 46 14 10
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 8 5 0 3 45 49 -4 10
Forest Green Fridge Raiders 8 4 0 4 59 50 9 8
Bolton Wobblers (White) 8 4 0 4 63 63 0 8
Blueberry Muffintops 8 1 0 7 49 84 -35 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Forest Green Fridge Raiders 8 6 0 2 31 13 18 12
Bolton Wobblers (White) 8 4 2 2 21 24 -3 10
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 8 4 0 4 21 17 4 8
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 8 3 1 4 26 28 -2 7
Blueberry Muffintops 8 3 0 5 28 40 -12 6
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 8 2 1 5 18 23 -5 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 8 6 0 2 25 5 20 12
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 8 4 2 2 14 7 7 10
Bolton Wobblers (White) 8 4 0 4 19 18 1 8
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 8 3 1 4 2 3 -1 7
Forest Green Fridge Raiders 8 3 1 4 6 17 -11 7
Blueberry Muffintops 8 2 0 6 2 18 -16 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Bolton Wobblers (White) LUKE CLEMENTS 14.00 -7.55%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Stuart Brick 13.50 9.62%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Michael Weale 12.00 11.19%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Kiran Desai 8.50 4.11%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Paul Lee 8.00 6.17%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) David Tron 7.50 3.78%
Forest Green Fridge Raiders Mike Tomlinson 6.50 2.19%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Pedro Raxworthy 5.00 1.45%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Dave Spencer 3.50 1.07%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Daniel Crow 3.50 0.09%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Jake Gould 3.00 3.88%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Jason Berris 3.00 2.36%
Forest Green Fridge Raiders Chris Towns 3.00 0.78%
Blueberry Muffintops Martin Day 2.50 3.27%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Jack Wilson 2.50 1.44%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Mark Allum 2.50 1.31%
Bolton Wobblers (White) David Shannon 2.00 2.06%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Steve Bass 1.50 1.98%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Sam Blowers 1.50 0.98%
Blueberry Muffintops Rob White 1.50 -0.90%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Matthew Creasey 1.00 1.38%
Blueberry Muffintops Scott Teader 0.50 0.21%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Joseph Costello 0.50 -0.37%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Michael Eldred 0.50 -1.11%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 05 September

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    8 - 3
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    17 - 0
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    8 - 11
    Bolton Wobblers (White)

  • Thursday 08 August

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    3 - 14
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    -1 - 5
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    -1 - 1
    Blueberry Muffintops

  • Thursday 27 June

    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    3 - 7
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    10 - 3
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    5 - 5
    Bolton Wobblers (White)

 

  • Thursday 12 September

    Blueberry Muffintops
    VS 19:00
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)

  • Thursday 12 September

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    VS 19:30
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders

  • Thursday 12 September

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)

  • Thursday 19 September

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Bolton Wobblers (White)

  • Thursday 19 September

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    VS 19:30
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)

  • Thursday 19 September

    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    VS 20:00
    Blueberry Muffintops

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 29 August

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    12 - 2
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    5 - 2
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    7 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)

  • Thursday 22 August

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    8 - 12
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    6 - 16
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    5 - 11
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)

  • Thursday 15 August

    Blueberry Muffintops
    4 - 14
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    3 - 10
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    6 - 0
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)

  • Thursday 01 August

    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    7 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    4 - 8
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    10 - 18
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)

  • Thursday 25 July

    Blueberry Muffintops
    10 - 11
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    6 - 8
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    8 - 2
    Bolton Wobblers (White)

  • Thursday 04 July

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    4 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    11 - 5
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    3 - 6
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders

  • Thursday 13 June

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    3 - 4
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    5 - 12
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Blueberry Muffintops
    4 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)

  • Thursday 06 June

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    4 - 14
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    6 - 7
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    8 - 6
    Bolton Wobblers (White)

  • Thursday 12 September

    Blueberry Muffintops
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)

  • Thursday 19 September

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    0 - 0
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    0 - 0
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    0 - 0
    Blueberry Muffintops