Chelmsford

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Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active league but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Four | 2020
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
11
10
20
2
Club Foot (Chelmsford)
11
8
16
3
The Slimsons (Yellow)
11
7
14
4
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
11
6
13
5
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
11
5
11
6
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
11
5
10
7
Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
11
1
3
8
All Blacks (Chelmsford)
11
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 11 10 0 1 119 69 50 20
Club Foot (Chelmsford) 11 8 0 3 114 93 21 16
The Slimsons (Yellow) 11 7 0 4 136 101 35 14
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 11 6 1 4 101 101 0 13
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) 11 5 1 5 103 102 1 11
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 11 5 0 6 94 104 -10 10
Weight Escape (Chelmsford) 11 1 1 9 75 113 -38 3
All Blacks (Chelmsford) 11 0 1 10 67 126 -59 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Club Foot (Chelmsford) 11 9 1 1 53 23 30 19
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 11 8 1 2 53 15 38 17
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 11 5 2 4 41 40 1 12
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) 11 5 1 5 41 49 -8 11
The Slimsons (Yellow) 11 4 2 5 44 46 -2 10
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 11 5 0 6 45 48 -3 10
All Blacks (Chelmsford) 11 2 2 7 22 49 -27 6
Weight Escape (Chelmsford) 11 1 1 9 29 58 -29 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Slimsons (Yellow) 11 6 3 2 71 39 32 15
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) 11 7 1 3 46 38 8 15
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) 11 6 1 4 45 40 5 13
Club Foot (Chelmsford) 11 4 4 3 47 47 0 12
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) 11 5 1 5 34 38 -4 11
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) 11 4 2 5 41 44 -3 10
Weight Escape (Chelmsford) 11 3 4 4 33 38 -5 10
All Blacks (Chelmsford) 11 1 0 10 26 59 -33 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) Michael Weale 11.00 20.30%
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) Paul Grimwood 11.00 10.01%
The Slimsons (Yellow) Chris Kelly 11.00 3.91%
The Slimsons (Yellow) Jon Pead 10.50 7.51%
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) Steve Harmer 9.00 5.46%
All Blacks (Chelmsford) Jonathan Park 8.50 9.40%
The Slimsons (Yellow) Paul Gansbuehler 8.50 1.20%
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) Anthony Johnson 8.00 7.61%
Club Foot (Chelmsford) Richard Mills 8.00 6.18%
Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford) Mark Allum 7.50 1.17%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday, 01 October 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 01 October 2020

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 01 October 2020

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 01 October 2020

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday, 08 October 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 08 October 2020

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 08 October 2020

    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 08 October 2020

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 15 October 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:00
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 15 October 2020

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    VS 19:30
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 15 October 2020

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:00
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday, 15 October 2020

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday, 24 September 2020

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    8 - 11
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    3 - 10
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    10 - 6
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    7 - 8
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 17 September 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    8 - 9
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    5 - 4
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    7 - 5
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    9 - 13
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 10 September 2020

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    3 - 8
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    8 - 13
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    12 - 5
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    6 - 13
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday, 12 March 2020

    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    9 - 5
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    3 - 9
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    4 - 6
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 05 March 2020

    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    6 - 11
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    11 - 8
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    7 - 9
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    7 - 7
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 27 February 2020

    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    9 - 7
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    10 - 9
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    10 - 17
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    17 - 15
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday, 20 February 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    14 - 9
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    6 - 15
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    15 - 9
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    16 - 7
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 13 February 2020

    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    9 - 16
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    12 - 6
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    7 - 11
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    9 - 9
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 06 February 2020

    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    12 - 24
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    9 - 15
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    12 - 11
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    9 - 4
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 30 January 2020

    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    11 - 5
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    6 - 12
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    4 - 14
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    15 - 8
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 23 January 2020

    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    5 - 9
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    11 - 10
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    8 - 10
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    11 - 4
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 01 October 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
  • Thursday, 08 October 2020

    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
  • Thursday, 15 October 2020

    All Blacks (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Weight Escape (Chelmsford)
    Club Foot (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Biggie not Smalls FC (Chelmsford)
    Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    The Slimsons (Yellow)
    Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)

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