Chelmsford

Thursday | 19:00-21:00

Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.

Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Forest Green Fridge Raiders
2
2
4
2
Blueberry Muffintops
2
1
2
3
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
2
1
2
4
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
2
1
2
5
Bayer Liposuction (Red)
2
1
2
6
Bolton Wobblers (White)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Forest Green Fridge Raiders 2 2 0 0 19 11 8 4
Blueberry Muffintops 2 1 0 1 18 12 6 2
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 2 1 0 1 14 11 3 2
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 2 1 0 1 11 10 1 2
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 2 1 0 1 8 17 -9 2
Bolton Wobblers (White) 2 0 0 2 11 20 -9 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blueberry Muffintops 2 2 0 0 11 3 8 4
Forest Green Fridge Raiders 2 2 0 0 9 2 7 4
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 2 1 0 1 4 9 -5 2
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
Bolton Wobblers (White) 2 0 1 1 1 7 -6 1
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 2 0 0 2 4 6 -2 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 2 2 0 0 5 0 5 4
Forest Green Fridge Raiders 2 2 0 0 6 4 2 4
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 2 1 0 1 4 0 4 2
Blueberry Muffintops 2 1 0 1 1 4 -3 2
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 2 0 0 2 -1 3 -4 0
Bolton Wobblers (White) 2 0 0 2 5 9 -4 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Michael Weale 4.00 4.68%
Forest Green Fridge Raiders Mike Tomlinson 4.00 1.01%
Bolton Wobblers (White) LUKE CLEMENTS 2.00 -3.43%
Blueberry Muffintops Rob White 1.00 2.37%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) David Tron 1.00 2.11%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Stuart Brick 1.00 1.80%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Pedro Raxworthy 1.00 1.76%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Chris Chappell 1.00 1.68%
Blueberry Muffintops jack huckle 1.00 1.55%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Daniel Crow 1.00 1.37%
Forest Green Fridge Raiders Chris Towns 1.00 0.89%
Forest Green Fridge Raiders Vincent Aris 1.00 0.73%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Paul Norton 1.00 0.16%
Bolton Wobblers (White) David Shannon 0.50 2.89%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Paul King 0.50 2.59%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Ian Swindell 0.50 2.22%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Dean Benbrook 0.50 1.47%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Michael Eldred 0.50 0.88%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Sam Blowers 0.50 0.65%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Dan Skipton 0.50 0.64%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Jamie Reed 0.50 0.61%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Dave Spencer 0.50 0.53%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Kiran Desai 0.50 0.35%
Blueberry Muffintops Charles Lipman 0.50 0.32%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Chris Morris 0.50 0.21%
Blueberry Muffintops Keith Barnes 0.50 0.18%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Jack Wilson 0.50 0.09%
Forest Green Fridge Raiders Spencer Stansfield 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 27 June

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
  • Thursday 27 June

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    VS 19:30
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
  • Thursday 27 June

    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    VS 20:00
    Blueberry Muffintops
  • Thursday 25 July

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    VS 19:00
    Blueberry Muffintops
  • Thursday 25 July

    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    VS 19:30
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
  • Thursday 25 July

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
  • Thursday 22 August

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
  • Thursday 22 August

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blueberry Muffintops
  • Thursday 22 August

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    VS 20:00
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 27 June

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    0 - 0
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    0 - 0
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    0 - 0
    Blueberry Muffintops
  • Thursday 25 July

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    0 - 0
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    0 - 0
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    0 - 0
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
  • Thursday 22 August

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    0 - 0
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders

 

  • Thursday 04 July

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
  • Thursday 04 July

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    VS 19:30
    Blueberry Muffintops
  • Thursday 04 July

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
  • Thursday 11 July

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    VS 19:00
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
  • Thursday 11 July

    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    VS 19:30
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
  • Thursday 11 July

    Blueberry Muffintops
    VS 20:00
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
  • Thursday 18 July

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    VS 19:00
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
  • Thursday 18 July

    Blueberry Muffintops
    VS 19:30
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
  • Thursday 18 July

    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
  • Thursday 01 August

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    VS 19:00
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
  • Thursday 01 August

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
  • Thursday 01 August

    Blueberry Muffintops
    VS 20:00
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
  • Thursday 08 August

    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    VS 19:00
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
  • Thursday 08 August

    Blueberry Muffintops
    VS 19:30
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
  • Thursday 08 August

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    VS 20:00
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
  • Thursday 15 August

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    VS 19:00
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
  • Thursday 15 August

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
  • Thursday 15 August

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Blueberry Muffintops
  • Thursday 29 August

    Blueberry Muffintops
    VS 19:00
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
  • Thursday 29 August

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    VS 19:30
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
  • Thursday 29 August

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
  • Thursday 05 September

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
  • Thursday 05 September

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    VS 19:30
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
  • Thursday 05 September

    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    VS 20:00
    Blueberry Muffintops

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 13 June

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    3 - 4
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    5 - 12
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Blueberry Muffintops
    4 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
  • Thursday 06 June

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    4 - 14
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    6 - 7
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    8 - 6
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
  • Thursday 04 July

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    0 - 0
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
  • Thursday 11 July

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    0 - 0
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    0 - 0
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    0 - 0
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
  • Thursday 18 July

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    0 - 0
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    0 - 0
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
  • Thursday 01 August

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
  • Thursday 08 August

    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    0 - 0
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    0 - 0
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
  • Thursday 15 August

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Blueberry Muffintops
  • Thursday 29 August

    Blueberry Muffintops
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
  • Thursday 05 September

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    0 - 0
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    0 - 0
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Forest Green Fridge Raiders
    0 - 0
    Blueberry Muffintops