Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active league but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £27.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).
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Leaderboard
Season Seven | 2021
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
8
5
11
2
The Slimsons (Yellow)
8
5
10
3
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)
8
5
10
4
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)
8
5
10
5
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)
8
4
9
6
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)
8
3
6
7
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)
8
2
5
8
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)
8
1
3
Please note all fixture dates are subject to change
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 11 |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 77 | 60 | 17 | 10 |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 68 | 52 | 16 | 10 |
| Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 49 | 50 | -1 | 10 |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 9 |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 41 | 57 | -16 | 6 |
| Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 49 | 64 | -15 | 5 |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 33 | 59 | -26 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 18 | 6 | 11 |
| Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 26 | -2 | 10 |
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 29 | 29 | 0 | 9 |
| Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 21 | 6 | 8 |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 22 | 18 | 4 | 8 |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | 8 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 16 | 18 | -2 | 8 |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 25 | 29 | -4 | 6 |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 19 | 27 | -8 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 8 | 14 | 14 |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 38 | 15 | 23 | 12 |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 20 | 1 | 11 |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 22 | 12 | 10 | 8 |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 19 | -13 | 7 |
| Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 14 | -6 | 6 |
| Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 9 | 26 | -17 | 4 |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 10 | 22 | -12 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | Stuart Lakey | 9.00 | 2.03% |
| Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) | Stuart Potter | 8.50 | 4.27% |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | Paul Gansbuehler | 8.00 | 4.28% |
| Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) | George Dobson | 6.50 | 4.77% |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | richard sneader | 6.50 | 3.38% |
| Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) | Duncan Chappell | 6.00 | 5.03% |
| The Slimsons (Yellow) | Jon Pead | 6.00 | 4.90% |
| Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) | James Couling | 6.00 | 4.73% |
| Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) | Chris Towns | 6.00 | 2.80% |
| Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) | Jake Arundell | 6.00 | 2.06% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 30 September
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 30 September
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 30 September
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 20:00Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 30 September
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 20:30Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 07 October
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 19:00Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 07 October
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 19:30The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 07 October
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:00Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 07 October
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:30Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 14 October
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 14 October
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 14 October
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)VS 20:00Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 14 October
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 20:30Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 21 October
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 19:00The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 21 October
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 19:30Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 21 October
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 20:00Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 21 October
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:30Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 28 October
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:00Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 28 October
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)VS 19:30Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 28 October
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)VS 20:00Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 28 October
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)VS 20:30The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 04 November
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)VS 19:00Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 04 November
The Slimsons (Yellow)VS 19:30Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 04 November
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)VS 20:00Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 04 November
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)VS 20:30Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 23 September
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)5 - 7Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)6 - 15The Slimsons (Yellow)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)6 - 4Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)5 - 10Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 16 September
Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)9 - 12Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)5 - 6Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)6 - 13The Slimsons (Yellow)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)9 - 2Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 09 September
The Slimsons (Yellow)14 - 5Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)9 - 5Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)7 - 10Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)7 - 10Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 02 September
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)3 - 6Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)5 - 1Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)7 - 5Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)The Slimsons (Yellow)5 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 26 August
Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)7 - 6The Slimsons (Yellow)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)8 - 2Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)4 - 4Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)11 - 11Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 19 August
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)7 - 13Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)6 - 5Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)The Slimsons (Yellow)13 - 11Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)1 - 6Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 12 August
Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)9 - 2Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)8 - 5The Slimsons (Yellow)Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)3 - 10Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)11 - 6Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 05 August
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)7 - 0Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)The Slimsons (Yellow)6 - 17Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)7 - 13Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)10 - 6Weight Escape Chelmsford (White) -
Thursday 30 September
Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black) -
Thursday 07 October
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Salad City F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 14 October
Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue) -
Thursday 21 October
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford) -
Thursday 28 October
Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)0 - 0Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)0 - 0The Slimsons (Yellow) -
Thursday 04 November
Weight Escape Chelmsford (White)0 - 0Not So Rapid Vienetta (Chelmsford)The Slimsons (Yellow)0 - 0Salad City F.C (Chelmsford)Fatalanta Chelmsford (Blue)0 - 0Man Titty F.C (Chelmsford)Dynamo Kebab Chelmsford (Black)0 - 0Jaffa Benitez F.C (Chelmsford)
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