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United Way Colchester, CO4 5UP

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Eight | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Blue)
9
7
14
2
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
9
6
12
3
Man Titty (Orange)
9
4
9
4
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
9
4
8
5
Colchester Yellow
9
3
7
6
Lardiff City (Black)
9
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 9 7 0 2 151 104 47 14
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 9 6 0 3 117 109 8 12
Man Titty (Orange) 9 4 1 4 108 121 -13 9
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 9 4 0 5 110 129 -19 8
Colchester Yellow 9 3 1 5 103 117 -14 7
Lardiff City (Black) 9 2 0 7 106 115 -9 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 9 7 1 1 90 47 43 15
Man Titty (Orange) 9 6 0 3 73 58 15 12
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 9 5 0 4 63 57 6 10
Lardiff City (Black) 9 4 0 5 46 63 -17 8
Colchester Yellow 9 3 0 6 54 62 -8 6
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 9 1 1 7 31 70 -39 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Lardiff City (Black) 9 7 0 2 34 28 6 14
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 9 6 0 3 57 33 24 12
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 9 5 1 3 30 32 -2 11
Pork Vale (Blue) 9 3 2 4 36 36 0 8
Colchester Yellow 9 3 0 6 25 32 -7 6
Man Titty (Orange) 9 1 1 7 18 39 -21 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Colchester Yellow Paul Dolden 12.00 15.00%
Lardiff City (Black) Rick Hall 11.00 9.53%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jonathan Nottage 10.00 6.63%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) James Crooks 9.00 7.75%
Colchester Yellow Steve Bignell 6.50 8.34%
Colchester Yellow Charlie Fox 6.00 3.86%
Lardiff City (Black) Jon Graham 5.50 2.22%
Pork Vale (Blue) Paul Gibbs 5.00 7.40%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Richard Lessemun 5.00 2.43%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jason Wiggins 4.50 0.91%
Colchester Yellow Alan Currivan 4.00 2.19%
Lardiff City (Black) Thomas Nind 3.50 3.42%
Pork Vale (Blue) Darren White 3.50 2.58%
Pork Vale (Blue) James Webster 3.00 4.28%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Kevin Ballard 3.00 2.93%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Andrew Fergus 3.00 2.37%
Lardiff City (Black) Jake Towns 3.00 0.10%
Pork Vale (Blue) Sam pritchard 2.50 1.52%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Reece Currie 2.00 4.84%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jan Lawlor 2.00 3.58%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Lee De’ath 2.00 -0.09%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Darren Smith 1.50 10.89%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Damian Lidster 1.50 4.54%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Paul Sheppard 1.50 1.96%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jonas Rhodes 1.50 1.03%
Lardiff City (Black) Michael Lister 1.50 0.77%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jamie Whiteside 1.50 0.10%
Lardiff City (Black) Jim Lister 1.50 -0.58%
Pork Vale (Blue) Daniel Connellan 1.50 -0.97%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Luke Clements 1.00 21.30%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gary Robinson 1.00 -0.82%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Calum Irvine 1.00 -0.97%
Man Titty (Orange) James Culling 0.50 8.54%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Simon Durrant 0.50 7.93%
Man Titty (Orange) Dan Fish 0.50 5.83%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Warren Hallworth 0.50 4.11%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) David Langston 0.50 3.30%
Man Titty (Orange) Mark Ferrari 0.50 2.89%
Colchester Yellow James Gibbins 0.50 1.57%
Man Titty (Orange) Owen Stedman 0.50 1.30%
Man Titty (Orange) David Hogan 0.50 0.67%
Man Titty (Orange) Tom Karadzic 0.50 0.14%
Man Titty (Orange) Tony Harrison 0.50 -2.93%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Colchester Yellow
    0 - 6
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    14 - 9
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    10 - 9
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    15 - 16
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    17 - 7
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Colchester Yellow
    11 - 13
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    16 - 6
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Colchester Yellow
    15 - 14
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    12 - 6
    Man Titty (Orange)

 

  • Wednesday 13 August

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 13 August

    Colchester Yellow
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 13 August

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    13 - 15
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    7 - 18
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    11 - 12
    Colchester Yellow

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    15 - 14
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    13 - 11
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    15 - 7
    Colchester Yellow

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Colchester Yellow
    17 - 13
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    15 - 16
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    11 - 15
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Lardiff City (Black)
    17 - 26
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    10 - 15
    Colchester Yellow
    Man Titty (Orange)
    17 - 16
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    23 - 13
    Colchester Yellow
    Lardiff City (Black)
    9 - 10
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    15 - 17
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Lardiff City (Black)
    8 - 10
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    14 - 10
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Colchester Yellow
    9 - 9
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    12 - 9
    Colchester Yellow
    Man Titty (Orange)
    6 - 15
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    9 - 19
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    11 - 16
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    7 - 14
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    9 - 8
    Colchester Yellow

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Colchester Yellow
    13 - 15
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    12 - 8
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    10 - 16
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 13 August

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Colchester Yellow
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)