Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Eighteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
1
1
2
2
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
1
1
2
3
Never Fulham (Crewe White)
1
1
2
4
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
1
0
1
5
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
1
0
1
6
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
1
0
0
7
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
1
0
0
8
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
1
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 8 | 9 | 2 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 2 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 2 |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 1 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 1 |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 0 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 0 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 17 | -9 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 2 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 2 |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 2 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 10 | -3 | 0 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 0 |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 0 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 11 | -8 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Matt Perry | 6.50 | 1.87% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Craig Adlington | 3.50 | 1.87% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Gordon Hassall | 3.50 | 1.64% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 3.50 | 1.15% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | David Goodfellow | 3.50 | 0.96% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Sean Bolton | 3.50 | 0.90% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Adam Mellor | 3.50 | 0.64% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matthew Bowker | 1.00 | 3.38% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Ashley Horden | 1.00 | -0.51% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 1.00 | -1.33% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Steven Collins | 1.00 | -1.40% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Michael Primrose | 0.50 | 2.97% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matthew Cartlidge | 0.50 | 2.83% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Rob Lawrie | 0.50 | 2.49% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Steven Brennan | 0.50 | 2.48% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Adam Thopliss | 0.50 | 2.02% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 0.50 | 1.99% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Clinton Cartlidge | 0.50 | 1.93% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 0.50 | 1.59% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Matt Perry | 0.50 | 1.49% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Mark Robson | 0.50 | 1.47% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dave Hodkinson | 0.50 | 1.44% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | John Whittaker | 0.50 | 1.36% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Rob Nixon | 0.50 | 1.33% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Ryan Windley | 0.50 | 1.11% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Paul Menzies | 0.50 | 1.08% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Gary Davies | 0.50 | 0.94% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Reece Tasker | 0.50 | 0.93% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Harrison Fox | 0.50 | 0.89% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | James Tee | 0.50 | 0.89% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Matthew Sale | 0.50 | 0.87% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Josey Webb | 0.50 | 0.84% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dale Cox | 0.50 | 0.81% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 0.50 | 0.72% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Mark Allen | 0.50 | 0.66% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matt King | 0.50 | 0.62% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Joseph Harris | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Will Harris | 0.50 | 0.54% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Paul Bayley | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Joe Harrison | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Charlie Wright | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Jack Wilkinson | 0.50 | 0.32% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Ryan Heywood | 0.50 | 0.31% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Ivan Shelton | 0.50 | 0.29% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Jake Child | 0.50 | 0.29% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Josh Buxton | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Lewis Thompson | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Tom Lewis | 0.50 | 0.18% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Russell Smith | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 22 September
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 22 September
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 22 September
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:00Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 22 September
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 29 September
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 20:00Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 29 September
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 29 September
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 29 September
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 06 October
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 06 October
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 13 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 13 October
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 20:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 13 October
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 13 October
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 20 October
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 20 October
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 20 October
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 20 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 27 October
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 20:00Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 27 October
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 20:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 27 October
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 27 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 November
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 03 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 03 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:30Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 10 November
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 10 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 10 November
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 21:00Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 10 November
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 17 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 17 November
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 20:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 17 November
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 17 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:30Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 20:00Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 24 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 24 November
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 24 November
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 01 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 01 December
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 20:30Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 01 December
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 01 December
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 08 December
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 08 December
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 08 December
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 08 December
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 15 December
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 15 December
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 15 December
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 15 September
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)8 - 9Never Fulham (Crewe White)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)8 - 17Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)11 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)14 - 14Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 22 September
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 29 September
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 13 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 20 October
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 27 October
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 10 November
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 17 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 01 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 08 December
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)