Dartford
Tuesday | 20:00-22:00
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Leanne Smith, Coach, Dartford
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Al-Fatties (Black)
10
9
18
2
Blue Ate All The Piess
10
8
16
3
Fatford FC (White)
10
5
11
4
Red west FC
10
5
10
5
Yellownly Fans
10
4
10
6
Burkina Fatsos Green
10
3
7
7
Fatzio Light Blue
10
2
4
8
Purple Gain
10
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Al-Fatties (Black) | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 111 | 57 | 54 | 18 |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 16 |
| Fatford FC (White) | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 82 | 66 | 16 | 11 |
| Red west FC | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 80 | 70 | 10 | 10 |
| Yellownly Fans | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 74 | 79 | -5 | 10 |
| Burkina Fatsos Green | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 53 | 68 | -15 | 7 |
| Fatzio Light Blue | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 63 | 98 | -35 | 4 |
| Purple Gain | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 58 | 99 | -41 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Al-Fatties (Black) | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 50 | 7 | 43 | 19 |
| Fatford FC (White) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 35 | 16 | 19 | 15 |
| Red west FC | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 36 | 31 | 5 | 11 |
| Yellownly Fans | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 25 | 24 | 1 | 9 |
| Burkina Fatsos Green | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 17 | 21 | -4 | 9 |
| Fatzio Light Blue | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 24 | 39 | -15 | 8 |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 22 | 40 | -18 | 5 |
| Purple Gain | 10 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 12 | 43 | -31 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blue Ate All The Piess | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 39 | 11 | 28 | 16 |
| Al-Fatties (Black) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 31 | 25 | 6 | 12 |
| Yellownly Fans | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 24 | 28 | -4 | 12 |
| Red west FC | 10 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 9 |
| Fatford FC (White) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 24 | 26 | -2 | 9 |
| Purple Gain | 10 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 24 | 31 | -7 | 9 |
| Fatzio Light Blue | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 17 | 30 | -13 | 7 |
| Burkina Fatsos Green | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 11 | 19 | -8 | 6 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatford FC (White) | John Cottrell | 9.50 | 5.94% |
| Fatzio Light Blue | Matthew Long | 8.50 | 9.09% |
| Red west FC | Nick Webber | 8.50 | 6.61% |
| Yellownly Fans | Vijay Jain | 8.00 | 3.74% |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | Sanjiv Kumar | 7.50 | 5.58% |
| Red west FC | Philip Goode | 6.50 | 1.75% |
| Al-Fatties (Black) | Tony Harris | 6.00 | 8.21% |
| Fatzio Light Blue | Sean Kelly | 6.00 | 5.39% |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | Pasha Gogolev | 5.50 | 4.30% |
| Fatford FC (White) | Karl Groves | 5.50 | 3.33% |
| Burkina Fatsos Green | Dave Lambert | 5.00 | 7.03% |
| Fatzio Light Blue | Lewis Togwell | 5.00 | 3.69% |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | Kieran Stansbury | 5.00 | 2.45% |
| Al-Fatties (Black) | Tom Rowles | 5.00 | 1.96% |
| Yellownly Fans | Jamie Bell | 5.00 | 1.73% |
| Burkina Fatsos Green | Raj Sidhu | 5.00 | 1.72% |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | Mark Bentley | 5.00 | 0.90% |
| Al-Fatties (Black) | Ahmet Dogan | 5.00 | 0.55% |
| Al-Fatties (Black) | Robert Haynes | 4.50 | 1.07% |
| Fatzio Light Blue | Lawrence Morris | 3.50 | 2.86% |
| Burkina Fatsos Green | Stephen Armstrong | 3.50 | 1.92% |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | Ziya Musa | 3.50 | 1.29% |
| Yellownly Fans | Rob Porter | 3.50 | 1.16% |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | David Paulizky | 3.50 | 1.15% |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | Darren Jessop | 3.50 | 0.39% |
| Purple Gain | Danil Zatsepin | 3.00 | 1.17% |
| Yellownly Fans | Chris Rose | 3.00 | 1.15% |
| Yellownly Fans | Timothy Ewen | 3.00 | 1.14% |
| Red west FC | Paul Kersey | 3.00 | 1.08% |
| Yellownly Fans | Yusuf Conteh | 3.00 | 0.70% |
| Fatford FC (White) | Justin Cole | 3.00 | 0.64% |
| Al-Fatties (Black) | Yasir Elmi | 3.00 | 0.56% |
| Purple Gain | Tanaka Mafikeni | 3.00 | 0.45% |
| Al-Fatties (Black) | Stuart Bloomfield | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| Purple Gain | Chris Turner | 3.00 | -0.66% |
| Fatford FC (White) | Matthew Sturgeon | 2.50 | 3.20% |
| Al-Fatties (Black) | Ali Hassan | 2.50 | 2.43% |
| Red west FC | Noel Carroll | 2.50 | 2.03% |
| Burkina Fatsos Green | Nishith Desai | 2.50 | 0.95% |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | Simon Strange | 2.00 | 1.05% |
| Purple Gain | Cavin Tsiga | 2.00 | 0.31% |
| Blue Ate All The Piess | Adam Davenport | 2.00 | 0.00% |
| Fatford FC (White) | Dean Warrington | 1.50 | 3.01% |
| Fatford FC (White) | James Reynolds | 1.50 | 0.92% |
| Purple Gain | Emmerson Scott | 1.50 | 0.49% |
| Fatzio Light Blue | Keith Murray | 1.00 | 0.34% |
| Burkina Fatsos Green | Paul Collins | 1.00 | 0.27% |
| Purple Gain | Perry Long | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Al-Fatties (Black) | Andrew Payne | 1.00 | -0.72% |
| Fatford FC (White) | Sam Russell | 1.00 | -1.63% |
| Fatzio Light Blue | Stephen Clark | 0.50 | 1.43% |
| Yellownly Fans | Kushal Babla | 0.50 | 1.06% |
| Fatford FC (White) | Tom Synnuck | 0.50 | 1.02% |
| Purple Gain | Zacharias Rodrigues | 0.50 | 0.47% |
| Al-Fatties (Black) | James Axford | 0.50 | -0.28% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 30 July
Purple GainVS 20:00Blue Ate All The Piess -
Tuesday 30 July
Al-Fatties (Black)VS 20:30Fatford FC (White) -
Tuesday 30 July
Yellownly FansVS 21:00Red west FC -
Tuesday 30 July
Fatzio Light BlueVS 21:30Burkina Fatsos Green -
Tuesday 06 August
Fatford FC (White)VS 20:00Fatzio Light Blue -
Tuesday 06 August
Burkina Fatsos GreenVS 20:30Yellownly Fans -
Tuesday 06 August
Red west FCVS 21:00Purple Gain -
Tuesday 06 August
Blue Ate All The PiessVS 21:30Al-Fatties (Black) -
Tuesday 13 August
Al-Fatties (Black)VS 20:00Red west FC -
Tuesday 13 August
Blue Ate All The PiessVS 20:30Fatford FC (White) -
Tuesday 13 August
Purple GainVS 21:00Burkina Fatsos Green -
Tuesday 13 August
Yellownly FansVS 21:30Fatzio Light Blue -
Tuesday 20 August
Fatford FC (White)VS 20:00Yellownly Fans -
Tuesday 20 August
Fatzio Light BlueVS 20:30Purple Gain -
Tuesday 20 August
Burkina Fatsos GreenVS 21:00Al-Fatties (Black) -
Tuesday 20 August
Red west FCVS 21:30Blue Ate All The Piess
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 23 July
Al-Fatties (Black)12 - 3Purple GainBlue Ate All The Piess12 - 9Yellownly FansRed west FC13 - 4Fatzio Light BlueFatford FC (White)8 - 5Burkina Fatsos Green -
Tuesday 16 July
Burkina Fatsos Green3 - 9Red west FCFatzio Light Blue8 - 10Blue Ate All The PiessPurple Gain4 - 11Fatford FC (White)Yellownly Fans4 - 12Al-Fatties (Black) -
Tuesday 09 July
Purple Gain8 - 12Yellownly FansAl-Fatties (Black)12 - 6Fatzio Light BlueBlue Ate All The Piess11 - 4Burkina Fatsos GreenFatford FC (White)3 - 6Red west FC -
Tuesday 02 July
Blue Ate All The Piess8 - 10Red west FCAl-Fatties (Black)6 - 4Burkina Fatsos GreenPurple Gain6 - 8Fatzio Light BlueYellownly Fans5 - 5Fatford FC (White) -
Tuesday 18 June
Fatzio Light Blue7 - 9Yellownly FansBurkina Fatsos Green1 - 3Purple GainFatford FC (White)7 - 4Blue Ate All The PiessRed west FC7 - 14Al-Fatties (Black) -
Tuesday 11 June
Al-Fatties (Black)7 - 8Blue Ate All The PiessPurple Gain9 - 7Red west FCYellownly Fans7 - 7Burkina Fatsos GreenFatzio Light Blue6 - 12Fatford FC (White) -
Tuesday 04 June
Burkina Fatsos Green10 - 6Fatzio Light BlueRed west FC6 - 7Yellownly FansFatford FC (White)11 - 16Al-Fatties (Black)Blue Ate All The Piess12 - 10Purple Gain -
Tuesday 28 May
Purple Gain6 - 12Al-Fatties (Black)Yellownly Fans5 - 8Blue Ate All The PiessFatzio Light Blue11 - 7Red west FCBurkina Fatsos Green6 - 5Fatford FC (White) -
Tuesday 21 May
Red west FC4 - 5Burkina Fatsos GreenBlue Ate All The Piess7 - 5Fatzio Light BlueFatford FC (White)14 - 3Purple GainAl-Fatties (Black)8 - 6Yellownly Fans -
Tuesday 14 May
Yellownly Fans10 - 6Purple GainFatzio Light Blue2 - 12Al-Fatties (Black)Burkina Fatsos Green8 - 9Blue Ate All The PiessRed west FC11 - 6Fatford FC (White) -
Tuesday 30 July
Purple Gain0 - 0Blue Ate All The PiessAl-Fatties (Black)0 - 0Fatford FC (White)Yellownly Fans0 - 0Red west FCFatzio Light Blue0 - 0Burkina Fatsos Green -
Tuesday 06 August
Fatford FC (White)0 - 0Fatzio Light BlueBurkina Fatsos Green0 - 0Yellownly FansRed west FC0 - 0Purple GainBlue Ate All The Piess0 - 0Al-Fatties (Black) -
Tuesday 13 August
Al-Fatties (Black)0 - 0Red west FCBlue Ate All The Piess0 - 0Fatford FC (White)Purple Gain0 - 0Burkina Fatsos GreenYellownly Fans0 - 0Fatzio Light Blue -
Tuesday 20 August
Fatford FC (White)0 - 0Yellownly FansFatzio Light Blue0 - 0Purple GainBurkina Fatsos Green0 - 0Al-Fatties (Black)Red west FC0 - 0Blue Ate All The Piess