Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Deliverblue (blue)
11
10
20
2
Large Lad F.C (yellow)
11
7
15
3
Notorious PIG's (pink)
11
6
13
4
Snack Addicks (red)
11
5
11
5
Green Bay Packets (green)
11
5
11
6
Fiorentina Turner (purple)
11
4
9
7
(orange ) We ate All Depays
11
3
7
8
The Real Madras (white)
11
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 11 10 0 1 129 73 56 20
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 11 7 1 3 100 63 37 15
Notorious PIG's (pink) 11 6 1 4 83 86 -3 13
Snack Addicks (red) 11 5 1 5 99 72 27 11
Green Bay Packets (green) 11 5 1 5 94 85 9 11
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 11 4 1 6 77 105 -28 9
(orange ) We ate All Depays 11 3 1 7 71 109 -38 7
The Real Madras (white) 11 1 0 10 61 121 -60 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 11 7 4 0 41 16 25 18
Snack Addicks (red) 11 7 1 3 42 18 24 15
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 11 6 2 3 26 15 11 14
Green Bay Packets (green) 11 6 2 3 31 26 5 14
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 11 6 0 5 33 40 -7 12
Notorious PIG's (pink) 11 2 3 6 22 29 -7 7
(orange ) We ate All Depays 11 3 0 8 22 46 -24 6
The Real Madras (white) 11 1 0 10 13 40 -27 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 11 9 1 1 55 27 28 19
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 11 8 1 2 41 24 17 17
Notorious PIG's (pink) 11 6 1 4 31 26 5 13
Green Bay Packets (green) 11 6 1 4 35 31 4 13
Snack Addicks (red) 11 5 3 3 28 25 3 13
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 11 3 1 7 19 37 -18 7
(orange ) We ate All Depays 11 2 0 9 24 34 -10 4
The Real Madras (white) 11 1 0 10 22 51 -29 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Steve Nagle 13.00 0.13%
Snack Addicks (red) James Axford 12.00 5.86%
The Real Madras (white) Chris Board 11.50 15.00%
Deliverblue (blue) Deniz Bal 11.00 9.55%
Snack Addicks (red) Louis Moore-Nye 8.50 4.89%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Sean Duffy 8.50 4.53%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matthew Rigby 8.00 5.16%
Deliverblue (blue) Chris Rose 8.00 4.70%
Deliverblue (blue) Michael Artiss 8.00 3.25%
Deliverblue (blue) Kushal Babla 8.00 3.22%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Chris Turner 8.00 0.85%
Green Bay Packets (green) David Hye 6.50 5.22%
Deliverblue (blue) Ali Hassan 6.50 5.01%
Deliverblue (blue) Darren Jessop 6.50 2.29%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Luke Allen 6.00 4.48%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Scott Stanton 6.00 3.08%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Ricky Brennan 6.00 1.95%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Joe Cassidy 5.50 5.00%
Notorious PIG's (pink) David Paulizky 5.00 2.06%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Paul Anastasiou 5.00 2.03%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Troy Blackwood 5.00 1.79%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Stuart Bloomfield 5.00 1.06%
Deliverblue (blue) Paul Imber 5.00 0.71%
Green Bay Packets (green) Mike Small 4.00 3.68%
Green Bay Packets (green) Tom Synnuck 4.00 -2.15%
Snack Addicks (red) Lawrence Morris 3.50 1.56%
The Real Madras (white) Edward Hughes 3.00 2.35%
Snack Addicks (red) Lewis Neary 3.00 1.07%
Snack Addicks (red) Connor Tarpey 2.50 2.34%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Andrew Payne 2.50 2.17%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Jason Ford 2.50 1.61%
Green Bay Packets (green) Charlie Frost 2.50 1.59%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Everest Unger 2.50 0.80%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Noel Carroll 2.50 0.77%
The Real Madras (white) Stephen Clark 2.50 0.40%
Green Bay Packets (green) Ben Smith 2.50 0.21%
The Real Madras (white) Ziya Musa 2.50 0.17%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Perry Holder 2.00 -1.65%
Green Bay Packets (green) Robert Haynes 1.50 0.86%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Mark Bentley 1.50 0.23%
The Real Madras (white) Adam Hunt 1.00 2.82%
The Real Madras (white) Robert Higgs 1.00 2.16%
Green Bay Packets (green) Faraz Ahmed 1.00 1.49%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Cavin Tsiga 1.00 1.00%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Alfie Phelan 1.00 0.93%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Alex Read 1.00 0.90%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Sam Dwyer 1.00 0.10%
Snack Addicks (red) Sam Andrews 1.00 -0.14%
Snack Addicks (red) Sam Hayes 1.00 -1.82%
Notorious PIG's (pink) William Britton 0.50 2.87%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matt Shapley 0.50 1.18%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Scott Filmer 0.50 0.89%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Timothy Ewen 0.50 0.40%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Peter Harrowell 0.50 -4.13%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 20:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:30
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 10 February

    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 10
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    12 - 19
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    10 - 5
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    7 - 7
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    8 - 11
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    5 - 8
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    15 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    1 - 9
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    5 - 7
    Deliverblue (blue)
    The Real Madras (white)
    7 - 12
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    8 - 15
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 6
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    3 - 6
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    13 - 7
    The Real Madras (white)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    14 - 9
    Snack Addicks (red)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    8 - 16
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    5 - 18
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    8 - 8
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    11 - 6
    The Real Madras (white)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 8
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 06 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    7 - 3
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    5 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    1 - 9
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    3 - 9
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    10 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    6 - 11
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    The Real Madras (white)
    4 - 12
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    13 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    10 - 7
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    6 - 14
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    6 - 18
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    4 - 6
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    10 - 4
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    The Real Madras (white)
    3 - 13
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    16 - 1
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Deliverblue (blue)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    7 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    7 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    4 - 5
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 14
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 12
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    12 - 8
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    9 - 7
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)