Dartford

Tuesday | 20:00-22:00

Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Dartford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch as soon as possible (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Dartford

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fatzio Light Blue
11
9
18
2
Fatford FC (White)
11
6
13
3
Burkina Fatsos Green
11
5
12
4
Purple Gain
11
6
12
5
Blue Ate All The Piess
11
4
9
6
Red west FC
11
3
8
7
Black Street Boys
11
4
8
8
Yellownly Fans
11
4
8

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatzio Light Blue 11 9 0 2 99 77 22 18
Fatford FC (White) 11 6 1 4 103 93 10 13
Burkina Fatsos Green 11 5 2 4 97 85 12 12
Purple Gain 11 6 0 5 77 69 8 12
Blue Ate All The Piess 11 4 1 6 75 93 -18 9
Red west FC 11 3 2 6 85 89 -4 8
Black Street Boys 11 4 0 7 82 91 -9 8
Yellownly Fans 11 4 0 7 75 96 -21 8
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatzio Light Blue 11 9 1 1 45 14 31 19
Red west FC 11 6 3 2 26 22 4 15
Fatford FC (White) 11 5 1 5 36 35 1 11
Yellownly Fans 11 4 1 6 30 31 -1 9
Purple Gain 11 4 1 6 19 21 -2 9
Burkina Fatsos Green 11 3 3 5 22 25 -3 9
Black Street Boys 11 4 1 6 14 25 -11 9
Blue Ate All The Piess 11 2 3 6 15 34 -19 7
P W D L F A GD PTS
Burkina Fatsos Green 11 8 0 3 44 30 14 16
Purple Gain 11 6 3 2 28 20 8 15
Fatford FC (White) 11 6 2 3 37 29 8 14
Blue Ate All The Piess 11 4 2 5 32 33 -1 10
Black Street Boys 11 5 0 6 38 39 -1 10
Red west FC 11 3 2 6 33 38 -5 8
Yellownly Fans 11 3 2 6 18 35 -17 8
Fatzio Light Blue 11 3 1 7 26 32 -6 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatford FC (White) John Cottrell 14.50 15.68%
Purple Gain Steve Nagle 14.00 0.71%
Yellownly Fans Sam Hayes 9.50 42.18%
Fatzio Light Blue Calvin Sahota 9.00 5.00%
Blue Ate All The Piess Andrew Stocks 8.50 7.04%
Blue Ate All The Piess Sanjiv Kumar 8.50 2.75%
Blue Ate All The Piess Pasha Gogolev 8.00 2.80%
Black Street Boys Ali Hassan 7.50 3.21%
Black Street Boys Andrew Payne 6.50 9.15%
Burkina Fatsos Green Paul Collins 6.00 3.86%
Fatzio Light Blue Sean Kelly 6.00 3.48%
Burkina Fatsos Green Raj Sidhu 6.00 1.70%
Purple Gain Zacharias Rodrigues 6.00 0.67%
Fatford FC (White) Alan Lado-Devesa 5.50 7.55%
Red west FC Daniel Shaw 5.50 3.83%
Burkina Fatsos Green Christopher Hulbert 5.50 3.57%
Red west FC Sam Andrews 5.50 3.37%
Burkina Fatsos Green Levi Sutton 5.50 2.58%
Yellownly Fans Timothy Ewen 5.50 1.76%
Fatford FC (White) David Sheridan 5.50 1.53%
Red west FC Nick Webber 5.50 1.10%
Fatzio Light Blue Nicky Sobota 5.50 1.01%
Blue Ate All The Piess Mark Bentley 5.00 3.58%
Fatford FC (White) Phil Wilson 5.00 3.40%
Fatford FC (White) Mark Cooke 5.00 1.75%
Red west FC James Pateman 5.00 0.85%
Burkina Fatsos Green Paul Imber 5.00 0.73%
Fatzio Light Blue Charlie Desmond 4.50 1.43%
Black Street Boys Tom Rowles 4.50 -0.25%
Black Street Boys Yasir Elmi 4.00 -0.45%
Burkina Fatsos Green Nishith Desai 3.50 2.96%
Fatford FC (White) Chris Callaghan 3.50 2.29%
Red west FC Philip Goode 3.50 1.85%
Burkina Fatsos Green Stephen Armstrong 3.50 1.25%
Fatzio Light Blue Dominic Gilchrist 3.50 0.68%
Yellownly Fans Chris Rose 3.50 0.39%
Purple Gain Keith Murray 3.00 3.77%
Yellownly Fans Andrew Lynch 3.00 3.27%
Black Street Boys Ahmet Dogan 3.00 1.32%
Burkina Fatsos Green Chris Cave 3.00 0.56%
Purple Gain Danil Zatsepin 3.00 0.17%
Blue Ate All The Piess Darren Jessop 3.00 -1.29%
Purple Gain Emmerson Scott 2.50 0.61%
Red west FC Richard Lewis 2.50 0.17%
Purple Gain Cavin Tsiga 2.50 0.15%
Black Street Boys James Axford 2.50 0.09%
Red west FC Ciaran Newport 2.00 2.42%
Red west FC William Ewen 2.00 -1.01%
Blue Ate All The Piess David Paulizky 1.50 3.22%
Yellownly Fans Daniel Windust 1.50 1.66%
Yellownly Fans Kushal Babla 1.00 0.36%
Blue Ate All The Piess Ziya Musa 1.00 0.26%
Burkina Fatsos Green Steven Hicks 1.00 0.00%
Red west FC Joseph Hayes 0.50 2.78%
Fatford FC (White) James Reynolds 0.50 1.79%
Purple Gain Connor Worthington 0.50 -1.16%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 23 April

    Fatzio Light Blue
    VS 20:00
    Blue Ate All The Piess
  • Tuesday 23 April

    Purple Gain
    VS 20:30
    Burkina Fatsos Green
  • Tuesday 23 April

    Black Street Boys
    VS 21:00
    Fatford FC (White)
  • Tuesday 23 April

    Red west FC
    VS 21:30
    Yellownly Fans
  • Tuesday 30 April

    Yellownly Fans
    VS 20:00
    Black Street Boys
  • Tuesday 30 April

    Red west FC
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio Light Blue
  • Tuesday 30 April

    Fatford FC (White)
    VS 21:00
    Purple Gain
  • Tuesday 30 April

    Burkina Fatsos Green
    VS 21:30
    Blue Ate All The Piess
  • Tuesday 07 May

    Fatzio Light Blue
    VS 20:00
    Burkina Fatsos Green
  • Tuesday 07 May

    Blue Ate All The Piess
    VS 20:30
    Fatford FC (White)
  • Tuesday 07 May

    Purple Gain
    VS 21:00
    Yellownly Fans
  • Tuesday 07 May

    Black Street Boys
    VS 21:30
    Red west FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 16 April

    Blue Ate All The Piess
    5 - 6
    Purple Gain
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    4 - 5
    Black Street Boys
    Yellownly Fans
    9 - 10
    Fatzio Light Blue
    Fatford FC (White)
    7 - 9
    Red west FC
  • Tuesday 09 April

    Yellownly Fans
    11 - 8
    Fatford FC (White)
    Red west FC
    7 - 7
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    Black Street Boys
    5 - 8
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Fatzio Light Blue
    10 - 7
    Purple Gain
  • Tuesday 02 April

    Purple Gain
    5 - 1
    Black Street Boys
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    10 - 9
    Red west FC
    Fatford FC (White)
    7 - 10
    Fatzio Light Blue
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    8 - 2
    Yellownly Fans
  • Tuesday 26 March

    Fatford FC (White)
    14 - 11
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    Yellownly Fans
    3 - 11
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Red west FC
    11 - 4
    Purple Gain
    Fatzio Light Blue
    11 - 8
    Black Street Boys
  • Tuesday 19 March

    Red west FC
    5 - 11
    Black Street Boys
    Yellownly Fans
    9 - 6
    Purple Gain
    Fatford FC (White)
    13 - 10
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    9 - 11
    Fatzio Light Blue
  • Tuesday 12 March

    Blue Ate All The Piess
    9 - 7
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    Purple Gain
    6 - 7
    Fatford FC (White)
    Fatzio Light Blue
    6 - 4
    Red west FC
    Black Street Boys
    9 - 12
    Yellownly Fans
  • Tuesday 05 March

    Yellownly Fans
    9 - 11
    Red west FC
    Fatford FC (White)
    3 - 11
    Black Street Boys
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    10 - 6
    Purple Gain
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    5 - 11
    Fatzio Light Blue
  • Tuesday 27 February

    Purple Gain
    9 - 1
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Black Street Boys
    8 - 12
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    Fatzio Light Blue
    3 - 2
    Yellownly Fans
    Red west FC
    8 - 11
    Fatford FC (White)
  • Tuesday 20 February

    Fatford FC (White)
    15 - 3
    Yellownly Fans
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    11 - 9
    Red west FC
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    3 - 13
    Black Street Boys
    Purple Gain
    10 - 6
    Fatzio Light Blue
  • Tuesday 13 February

    Black Street Boys
    4 - 12
    Purple Gain
    Red west FC
    7 - 7
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Fatzio Light Blue
    5 - 9
    Fatford FC (White)
    Yellownly Fans
    5 - 9
    Burkina Fatsos Green
  • Tuesday 06 February

    Burkina Fatsos Green
    9 - 9
    Fatford FC (White)
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    6 - 10
    Yellownly Fans
    Purple Gain
    6 - 5
    Red west FC
    Black Street Boys
    7 - 16
    Fatzio Light Blue
  • Tuesday 23 April

    Fatzio Light Blue
    0 - 0
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    Purple Gain
    0 - 0
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    Black Street Boys
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (White)
    Red west FC
    0 - 0
    Yellownly Fans
  • Tuesday 30 April

    Yellownly Fans
    0 - 0
    Black Street Boys
    Red west FC
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Light Blue
    Fatford FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    0 - 0
    Blue Ate All The Piess
  • Tuesday 07 May

    Fatzio Light Blue
    0 - 0
    Burkina Fatsos Green
    Blue Ate All The Piess
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (White)
    Purple Gain
    0 - 0
    Yellownly Fans
    Black Street Boys
    0 - 0
    Red west FC