Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Dartford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
5
5
10
2
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
5
4
8
3
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
5
4
8
4
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
5
2
5
5
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
5
1
3
6
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
5
1
2
7
Piecester City (Pink)
5
1
2
8
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 5 5 0 0 63 33 30 10
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 5 4 0 1 47 34 13 8
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 5 4 0 1 55 49 6 8
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 5 2 1 2 50 46 4 5
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 5 1 1 3 46 53 -7 3
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 5 1 0 4 43 41 2 2
Piecester City (Pink) 5 1 0 4 36 50 -14 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 5 1 0 4 31 65 -34 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 5 3 2 0 29 13 16 8
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 5 4 0 1 25 12 13 8
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 5 3 1 1 21 13 8 7
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 5 1 3 1 21 17 4 5
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 5 2 1 2 23 21 2 5
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 5 1 1 3 16 27 -11 3
Piecester City (Pink) 5 1 0 4 15 30 -15 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 5 1 0 4 16 33 -17 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 5 5 0 0 20 6 14 10
Piecester City (Pink) 5 4 0 1 8 7 1 8
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 5 3 0 2 20 15 5 6
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 5 2 1 2 19 12 7 5
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 5 2 1 2 17 17 0 5
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 5 2 0 3 8 10 -2 4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 5 1 0 4 8 16 -8 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 5 0 0 5 3 20 -17 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Billy Lambert 6.50 5.77%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Scott Filmer 6.50 5.63%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Ziya Musa 6.00 11.31%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Michael Artiss 6.00 3.26%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Steve Nagle 6.00 0.13%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lawrence Morris 5.50 3.99%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Luke Allen 5.50 1.79%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adam Deller 4.00 2.34%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Turner 3.50 5.02%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sean Kelly 3.50 3.11%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Axford 3.50 0.75%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Gary Baker 3.00 4.86%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Stuart Bloomfield 3.00 1.67%
Piecester City (Pink) Joseph Latham 3.00 1.07%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Ali Hassan 3.00 1.05%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Ben Smith 2.50 3.79%
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 2.50 3.31%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Imber 2.50 2.65%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Tom Simmons 2.50 2.63%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Tom Moore 2.50 1.88%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Martyn Carter-Craddock 2.50 1.77%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Chris Board 2.50 1.55%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Stephen Clark 2.50 1.40%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Paul Kersey 2.50 1.16%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Joe Cassidy 2.50 1.15%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Mark Bentley 2.00 0.58%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Pateman 1.50 0.21%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Mak Waran 1.00 4.68%
Piecester City (Pink) Louis Moore-Nye 1.00 3.14%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) David Paulizky 1.00 2.07%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sam Reynolds 1.00 2.00%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Collins 1.00 1.79%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lewis Togwell 1.00 1.68%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Leigh Pell 1.00 1.58%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Charlie Frost 1.00 1.42%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Dylan Blake 1.00 1.38%
Piecester City (Pink) Philip Goode 1.00 0.99%
Piecester City (Pink) Rian Brading-Miles 1.00 0.84%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Alex Read 1.00 0.45%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Pasha Gogolev 1.00 0.36%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Darren Jessop 1.00 -0.40%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Scott Stanton 1.00 -0.54%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Timothy Ewen 1.00 -1.52%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Edward Hughes 0.50 2.48%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Stephen Armstrong 0.50 1.31%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Rob Porter 0.50 1.06%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Troy Blackwood 0.50 0.34%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Perry Holder 0.50 0.27%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Jeff B 0.50 0.13%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    19 - 7
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    9 - 14
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    14 - 7
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    11 - 10
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    9 - 9
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    8 - 11
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    7 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    11 - 10
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Piecester City (Pink)
    6 - 14
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    11 - 4
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    9 - 11
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    6 - 13
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    12 - 11
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    4 - 12
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    4 - 6
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    10 - 4
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    7 - 5
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    9 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    13 - 5
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    10 - 9
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)