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Derby Rugby Club, Haslams Lane Derby, DE22 1EB

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Season Nine | 2022
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
ManChestHair Titty (White)
9
7
14
2
Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
9
5
10
3
Real Madras (Green)
9
5
10
4
Not Long Eaton (Blue)
9
4
9
5
RedStar BellyFade (Red)
9
3
6
6
Largentina (Orange)
9
2
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
ManChestHair Titty (White) 9 7 0 2 65 32 33 14
Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks) 9 5 0 4 52 40 12 10
Real Madras (Green) 9 5 0 4 44 52 -8 10
Not Long Eaton (Blue) 9 4 1 4 51 45 6 9
RedStar BellyFade (Red) 9 3 0 6 46 61 -15 6
Largentina (Orange) 9 2 1 6 24 52 -28 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
ManChestHair Titty (White) 9 7 1 1 20 9 11 15
Real Madras (Green) 9 6 1 2 24 17 7 13
RedStar BellyFade (Red) 9 3 2 4 14 12 2 8
Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks) 9 2 3 4 11 15 -4 7
Not Long Eaton (Blue) 9 2 2 5 11 18 -7 6
Largentina (Orange) 9 2 1 6 7 16 -9 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks) 9 7 0 2 25 10 15 14
ManChestHair Titty (White) 9 6 1 2 21 4 17 13
Not Long Eaton (Blue) 9 6 0 3 23 11 12 12
RedStar BellyFade (Red) 9 3 0 6 20 32 -12 6
Real Madras (Green) 9 2 1 6 6 19 -13 5
Largentina (Orange) 9 2 0 7 0 19 -19 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks) sam Dagnall 11.50 11.58%
Real Madras (Green) Liam Seeds 11.50 11.06%
ManChestHair Titty (White) John Forsyth 11.00 8.99%
RedStar BellyFade (Red) Adam Lomas 9.00 7.66%
Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks) Pryesh Patel 9.00 4.19%
Not Long Eaton (Blue) Tom Mackenzie 8.50 9.49%
ManChestHair Titty (White) Craig Mccaffrey 6.50 4.95%
Not Long Eaton (Blue) Kyle Beastall 6.50 3.31%
RedStar BellyFade (Red) Herdip Sahota 6.00 4.02%
Not Long Eaton (Blue) Dan Mackenzie 6.00 3.70%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 30 May

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    VS 19:30
    Largentina (Orange)
  • Monday 30 May

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
  • Monday 30 May

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (Green)
  • Monday 06 June

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
  • Monday 06 June

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Largentina (Orange)
  • Monday 06 June

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (Green)
  • Monday 13 June

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (Green)
  • Monday 13 June

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    VS 20:00
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
  • Monday 13 June

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina (Orange)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 30 May

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Orange)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    0 - 0
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Green)
  • Monday 06 June

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Orange)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Green)
  • Monday 13 June

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Green)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    0 - 0
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Orange)

 

  • Monday 23 May

    Real Madras (Green)
    VS 19:30
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
  • Monday 23 May

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
  • Monday 23 May

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina (Orange)

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  • Monday 16 May

    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    4 - 10
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    Largentina (Orange)
    6 - 7
    Real Madras (Green)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    2 - 9
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
  • Monday 09 May

    Largentina (Orange)
    3 - 3
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    11 - 4
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    Real Madras (Green)
    4 - 3
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
  • Monday 25 April

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    10 - 6
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    16 - 6
    Real Madras (Green)
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    16 - 5
    Largentina (Orange)
  • Monday 14 February

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    10 - 6
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    Largentina (Orange)
    6 - 4
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    Real Madras (Green)
    1 - 9
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
  • Monday 07 February

    Largentina (Orange)
    2 - 8
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    10 - 6
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    7 - 6
    Real Madras (Green)
  • Monday 31 January

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    8 - 4
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    Real Madras (Green)
    7 - 1
    Largentina (Orange)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    6 - 4
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
  • Monday 24 January

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    2 - -1
    Largentina (Orange)
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    0 - 8
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    4 - 1
    Real Madras (Green)
  • Monday 17 January

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    4 - 2
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    Real Madras (Green)
    5 - 2
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    Largentina (Orange)
    1 - 0
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
  • Monday 10 January

    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    5 - 2
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    5 - 1
    Largentina (Orange)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    4 - 7
    Real Madras (Green)
  • Monday 23 May

    Real Madras (Green)
    0 - 0
    RedStar BellyFade (Red)
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Orange)

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