Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
9
7
16
2
Parma Violets (Purples)
9
6
12
3
Watfood FC (Yellows)
9
4
11
4
Orange is the new Fat FC
9
5
10
5
AC Mealplan (Reds)
9
3
8
6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
9
3
7
7
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
9
2
4
8
VFL Wolfsburger
9
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 9 7 2 0 86 55 31 16
Parma Violets (Purples) 9 6 0 3 67 48 19 12
Watfood FC (Yellows) 9 4 3 2 88 54 34 11
Orange is the new Fat FC 9 5 0 4 49 46 3 10
AC Mealplan (Reds) 9 3 2 4 68 72 -4 8
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 9 3 1 5 61 66 -5 7
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 9 2 0 7 40 69 -29 4
VFL Wolfsburger 9 2 0 7 32 81 -49 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 9 7 1 1 43 18 25 15
Parma Violets (Purples) 9 5 1 3 28 11 17 11
Watfood FC (Yellows) 9 5 1 3 23 9 14 11
Orange is the new Fat FC 9 4 3 2 26 21 5 11
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 9 4 1 4 20 28 -8 9
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 9 3 0 6 14 24 -10 6
AC Mealplan (Reds) 9 2 1 6 20 34 -14 5
VFL Wolfsburger 9 1 2 6 13 42 -29 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Watfood FC (Yellows) 9 6 0 3 42 25 17 12
AC Mealplan (Reds) 9 5 0 4 27 18 9 10
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 9 5 0 4 19 17 2 10
Parma Violets (Purples) 9 4 1 4 17 18 -1 9
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 9 4 0 5 16 17 -1 8
Orange is the new Fat FC 9 3 2 4 6 11 -5 8
VFL Wolfsburger 9 4 0 5 7 20 -13 8
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 9 3 1 5 17 25 -8 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Joseph Barradell 4.50 2.77%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 1.50 7.37%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 1.50 4.40%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 1.50 1.52%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 1.00 0.13%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 1.00 -0.20%
Parma Violets (Purples) sonny nanua 1.00 -0.70%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) David Broome 1.00 -1.11%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Jacob Weightman 0.50 7.88%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Thomas Kirkham 0.50 7.70%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Robert Haynes 0.50 3.80%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Shaun Mills 0.50 2.80%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Robert Moore 0.50 2.54%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Colin Horton 0.50 2.37%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 0.50 2.37%
AC Mealplan (Reds) David Ellis 0.50 1.17%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Karl Hatton 0.50 0.30%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 04 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 04 September

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 04 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 11 September

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 September

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 18 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 18 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 02 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 02 October

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 28 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 3
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 1
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    1 - 15
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    3 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    20 - 4
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    11 - 11
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    9 - 2
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    11 - 11
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    1 - 10
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    12 - 8
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 07 August

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VFL Wolfsburger
    4 - 1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    7 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    4 - 7
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 31 July

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 7
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    9 - 9
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    7 - 12
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    4 - 3
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    8 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 1
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    3 - 11
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    9 - 13
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 17 July

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    3 - 4
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 14
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    2 - 9
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    12 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    9 - 4
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    8 - 3
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    9 - 7
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 03 July

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    6 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    7 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    6 - 11
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    4 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 04 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 September

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 02 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)