Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Orange is the new Fat FC
7
6
12
2
AC Mealplan (Reds)
7
5
10
3
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
7
3
6
4
Watfood FC (Yellows)
7
3
6
5
Parma Violets (Purples)
7
3
6
6
VFL Wolfsburger
7
3
6
7
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
7
3
6
8
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
7
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Orange is the new Fat FC 7 6 0 1 56 47 9 12
AC Mealplan (Reds) 7 5 0 2 53 49 4 10
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 7 3 0 4 59 48 11 6
Watfood FC (Yellows) 7 3 0 4 49 40 9 6
Parma Violets (Purples) 7 3 0 4 66 58 8 6
VFL Wolfsburger 7 3 0 4 45 55 -10 6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 7 3 0 4 43 62 -19 6
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 7 2 0 5 49 61 -12 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
AC Mealplan (Reds) 7 5 0 2 20 19 1 10
Orange is the new Fat FC 7 4 0 3 25 16 9 8
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 7 4 0 3 16 16 0 8
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 7 4 0 3 17 17 0 8
Watfood FC (Yellows) 7 3 1 3 19 13 6 7
VFL Wolfsburger 7 3 0 4 15 22 -7 6
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 7 2 1 4 20 22 -2 5
Parma Violets (Purples) 7 2 0 5 13 20 -7 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 7 5 1 1 38 21 17 11
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 7 4 1 2 26 17 9 9
AC Mealplan (Reds) 7 4 1 2 20 12 8 9
VFL Wolfsburger 7 3 1 3 16 17 -1 7
Watfood FC (Yellows) 7 3 0 4 13 16 -3 6
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 7 3 0 4 19 23 -4 6
Orange is the new Fat FC 7 3 0 4 12 16 -4 6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 7 1 0 6 9 31 -22 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 11.50 9.13%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 11.00 8.15%
VFL Wolfsburger Scott Amott 8.00 3.35%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 8.00 3.29%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 8.00 0.13%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Jacob Weightman 6.50 6.25%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sanj Jagait 6.00 2.19%
Orange is the new Fat FC Anthony Bishop 6.00 1.84%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Harbir Guram 5.50 5.20%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Paxton 5.00 2.81%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Craig sibanda 4.00 5.30%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 4.00 2.47%
VFL Wolfsburger Adam Hattersley 4.00 1.07%
VFL Wolfsburger Phil Baker 3.50 4.28%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Chris Day 3.50 2.46%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 3.50 1.93%
Parma Violets (Purples) Christian Smith 3.50 0.64%
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 3.00 4.23%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Chris Dolby 3.00 4.03%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Rich Crowhurst 3.00 2.50%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Thomas Kirkham 3.00 2.21%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Graham Keigwin 3.00 1.99%
Orange is the new Fat FC Simon Wright 3.00 1.88%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 3.00 0.83%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 3.00 0.75%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Karl Hatton 3.00 0.70%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 2.50 3.78%
Orange is the new Fat FC Martin Constable 2.50 3.24%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Josh Maher 2.50 2.84%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 2.50 2.79%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Martyn Jones 2.50 0.92%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 2.50 0.51%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sean Bromley 2.00 0.87%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Stewart Mcqueen 2.00 0.53%
AC Mealplan (Reds) David Ellis 1.00 3.77%
Parma Violets (Purples) sonny nanua 1.00 2.93%
Parma Violets (Purples) Luke Webster 1.00 2.63%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Colin Prince 1.00 2.25%
AC Mealplan (Reds) James Diamond 1.00 1.48%
Orange is the new Fat FC Gregory Broadbent 1.00 0.89%
Parma Violets (Purples) Stuart Devine 1.00 0.53%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Mike Peach 1.00 0.22%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Colin Horton 1.00 0.00%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Underhay 1.00 -0.85%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Edward Hartshorn 0.50 0.81%
Orange is the new Fat FC Dougie Cartledge 0.50 0.67%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 15 May

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 15 May

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 22 May

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 22 May

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 29 May

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 29 May

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 05 June

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 05 June

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 12 June

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 12 June

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 19 June

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 26 June

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 26 June

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 08 May

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    4 - 12
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    12 - 5
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - 15
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    10 - 4
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 01 May

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    6 - 8
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    5 - 12
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 24 April

    VFL Wolfsburger
    6 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    9 - 3
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 7
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    5 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 17 April

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    6 - 3
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    7 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    4 - 12
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 8
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 10 April

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 13
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    6 - 9
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    10 - 8
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 10
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 03 April

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    7 - 5
    VFL Wolfsburger
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    10 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    8 - 15
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    13 - 4
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 March

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 6
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 9
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VFL Wolfsburger
    8 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC