Derby

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Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
12
7
16
2
Parma Violets (Purples)
12
7
14
3
Orange is the new Fat FC
12
7
14
4
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
12
6
13
5
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
12
6
13
6
AC Mealplan (Reds)
12
6
12
7
VFL Wolfsburger
12
4
8
8
Watfood FC (Yellows)
12
3
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 12 7 2 3 122 86 36 16
Parma Violets (Purples) 12 7 0 5 91 72 19 14
Orange is the new Fat FC 12 7 0 5 82 70 12 14
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 12 6 1 5 73 58 15 13
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 12 6 1 5 81 73 8 13
AC Mealplan (Reds) 12 6 0 6 84 95 -11 12
VFL Wolfsburger 12 4 0 8 56 80 -24 8
Watfood FC (Yellows) 12 3 0 9 41 96 -55 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Orange is the new Fat FC 12 8 1 3 59 43 16 17
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 12 7 1 4 50 34 16 15
Parma Violets (Purples) 12 6 2 4 54 40 14 14
VFL Wolfsburger 12 6 1 5 47 52 -5 13
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 12 6 0 6 61 44 17 12
Watfood FC (Yellows) 12 5 1 6 27 51 -24 11
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 12 4 1 7 33 37 -4 9
AC Mealplan (Reds) 12 2 1 9 36 66 -30 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 12 8 0 4 17 -5 22 16
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 12 7 2 3 35 20 15 16
Parma Violets (Purples) 12 7 1 4 15 11 4 15
AC Mealplan (Reds) 12 6 2 4 25 9 16 14
Orange is the new Fat FC 12 6 1 5 5 6 -1 13
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 12 4 3 5 10 19 -9 11
VFL Wolfsburger 12 2 2 8 -10 6 -16 6
Watfood FC (Yellows) 12 2 1 9 -7 24 -31 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 13.50 8.33%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 13.00 0.53%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Graeme Fulton 12.00 2.18%
Orange is the new Fat FC Charlie Buxton 8.50 8.21%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Paxton 8.50 0.26%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 8.00 5.97%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 8.00 -0.45%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Mike Wright 7.00 1.90%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Robert Moore 6.50 -0.51%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 6.00 0.64%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 6.00 -0.26%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 5.50 1.32%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 5.50 -0.41%
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 5.50 -13.67%
Parma Violets (Purples) Adam Boardman 5.00 3.76%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Shaun Mills 5.00 2.01%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 5.00 -0.10%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 5.00 -0.69%
Watfood FC (Yellows) James Greaves 4.00 1.88%
Orange is the new Fat FC Quinten Evans 3.00 1.01%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Huw Comerford 3.00 0.56%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 3.00 -1.67%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Josh Maher 2.50 3.30%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Shane Booth 2.50 2.72%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 2.50 2.34%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Chad Ride 2.50 1.25%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 2.50 1.12%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sean Bromley 2.00 -0.19%
VFL Wolfsburger Scott Amott 2.00 -0.95%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) James Jalalian 2.00 -1.91%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Edward Hartshorn 1.50 -0.68%
Orange is the new Fat FC Macaully Dutson 1.50 -0.99%
Parma Violets (Purples) sonny nanua 1.50 -2.56%
VFL Wolfsburger Steve Burley 1.50 -3.49%
VFL Wolfsburger Phil Baker 1.00 0.77%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Stewart Mcqueen 1.00 -0.72%
VFL Wolfsburger Chris Dolby 1.00 -1.47%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Colin Horton 1.00 -2.06%
Orange is the new Fat FC Simon Wright 1.00 -2.24%
AC Mealplan (Reds) David Millward 1.00 -2.36%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Joseph Barradell 1.00 -3.40%
Orange is the new Fat FC Anthony Bishop 0.50 1.67%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Itayi Mushambadope 0.50 -1.17%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Craig Henshaw 0.50 -2.00%
VFL Wolfsburger Cameron Shepherd 0.50 -2.26%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Daniel Barrett 0.50 -3.38%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Robert Haynes 0.50 -3.95%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 22 January

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 22 January

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 22 January

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 22 January

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 29 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 29 January

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 29 January

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 29 January

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 15 January

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    8 - 6
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    6 - 10
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    6 - 12
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    7 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    3 - 7
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    10 - 6
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    6 - 7
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    11 - 1
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 11 December

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    3 - 8
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    7 - 1
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    10 - 15
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    11 - 12
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    1 - 9
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    13 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 November

    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 1
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    7 - 12
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 11
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    3 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 20 November

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    2 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    8 - 7
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    4 - 3
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    10 - 26
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 13 November

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 4
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 3
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    16 - 1
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 3
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    10 - 7
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    5 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    4 - 8
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 30 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    4 - 1
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 10
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    6 - 11
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 23 October

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    2 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 13
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    1 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    6 - 3
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 16 October

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    7 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - -1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    9 - 6
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    10 - 4
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    10 - 16
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    8 - 7
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 22 January

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 29 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)