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Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastbourne. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Five | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)
14
12
24
2
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)
14
10
20
3
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)
14
8
18
4
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)
14
6
14
5
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)
14
6
12
6
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)
14
4
11
7
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)
14
3
7
8
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)
14
3
6
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 14 | 12 | 0 | 2 | 140 | 75 | 65 | 24 |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 14 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 122 | 82 | 40 | 20 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 14 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 97 | 88 | 9 | 18 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 72 | 93 | -21 | 14 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 76 | 99 | -23 | 12 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 14 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 81 | 76 | 5 | 11 |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 115 | 141 | -26 | 7 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 14 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 57 | 106 | -49 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 44 | 18 | 26 | 25 |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 61 | 17 | 44 | 22 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 45 | 34 | 11 | 17 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 14 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 34 | 28 | 6 | 15 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 14 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 34 | 29 | 5 | 15 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 14 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 11 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 14 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 12 | 44 | -32 | 7 |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 14 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 12 | 72 | -60 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 67 | 33 | 34 | 22 |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 37 | 30 | 7 | 18 |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 47 | 28 | 19 | 15 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 17 | 30 | -13 | 14 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 14 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 24 | 29 | -5 | 13 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 14 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 22 | 21 | 1 | 12 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 14 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 10 | 31 | -21 | 10 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 14 | 3 | 2 | 9 | 11 | 33 | -22 | 8 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Kyle Williams | 16.00 | 8.81% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Roberto Cioc | 15.50 | 4.85% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Joe Gonnella | 14.00 | 2.52% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Travis Wood | 12.00 | -4.17% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Conor Hill | 11.00 | 13.18% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Valentin Bastea | 10.50 | 2.39% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Ross Bowman | 10.50 | 2.06% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Philip Durham | 10.50 | 1.82% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Dylan Scales | 8.50 | 4.63% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Gary Cunningham | 7.50 | 2.28% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Richard Silvester | 7.00 | -2.60% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Dayn Clarke | 6.00 | 7.42% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Mark Burfutt | 6.00 | 1.58% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Carl Briley | 5.50 | 5.29% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Lee Baulcomb | 5.50 | 4.05% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | James Wells | 5.50 | 3.10% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Andrew Lee | 5.50 | 2.22% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Nyle Green | 5.00 | 2.77% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Jack Scott | 5.00 | 2.18% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Sam Jaban | 5.00 | 1.96% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Lewis Uphill | 5.00 | 1.15% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Kevin Vine | 4.50 | 2.78% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Paul Smith | 4.00 | 1.89% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Michael Fox | 4.00 | 0.14% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Jon Wootton | 4.00 | -0.96% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Danny Leach | 3.50 | -0.50% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Ben Johnson | 3.00 | 0.21% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Christian Thwaites | 3.00 | -0.44% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | George Smith | 2.00 | 2.00% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Connor Kilby-Morris | 2.00 | -0.22% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | John Morley | 2.00 | -7.20% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Luke Burrage | 1.50 | 2.56% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Ben Welch | 1.00 | 2.35% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Miles Hobden | 1.00 | 0.90% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Jack Beadle-Daly | 0.50 | 3.22% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Ben Mepham | 0.50 | 2.24% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Kai Hunnisett | 0.50 | 1.16% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Ryan Baulcomb | 0.50 | 0.60% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Stephen Gibbs | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Mark Sanderson | 0.50 | 0.39% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Josh Young | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | DAVID BOWLEY | 0.50 | 0.18% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Jose Gonçalves | 0.50 | -0.10% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Rob Watts | 0.50 | -0.33% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Joseph Turner | 0.50 | -0.98% |
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Wednesday 11 February
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)2 - 7Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)9 - 7FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)5 - 1Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)3 - 2Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 04 February
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)4 - 4Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)6 - 3Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)10 - 7Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)10 - 11Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 28 January
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)9 - 14FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)7 - 1Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)3 - 3Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)19 - 6Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 21 January
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)1 - 9Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)10 - -1Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)9 - 12Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)3 - 10Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 14 January
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)12 - 10Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)7 - 3Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)9 - 5Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)8 - 3Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 07 January
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)6 - 4Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)4 - 3Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)2 - 5Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)14 - 6FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 17 December
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)7 - 6Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)6 - 7Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)10 - 12Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)11 - 2Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 10 December
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)12 - 2Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)8 - 8Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)3 - 5Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)2 - 8Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 03 December
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)6 - 6Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)11 - 4Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)11 - 8Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)11 - 5FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 26 November
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)9 - 12Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)5 - 12Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)8 - 11Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)3 - 12Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 19 November
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)7 - 3Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)2 - 7Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)16 - 9FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)5 - 2Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 12 November
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)3 - 10FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)4 - 8Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)8 - 2Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)8 - 7Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 05 November
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)6 - 2Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)8 - 4Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)11 - 4Fatzio (Eastbourne White)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)6 - 8Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 29 October
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)4 - 6Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)11 - 4FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)5 - 13Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)7 - 10Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)