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Eastbourne Borough Football Club, Priory Ln Eastbourne, BN23 7QH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastbourne. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Five | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)
9
8
16
2
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)
9
6
13
3
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)
9
6
12
4
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)
9
5
11
5
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)
9
3
7
6
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)
9
3
6
7
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)
9
2
4
8
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)
9
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 91 | 45 | 46 | 16 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 70 | 63 | 7 | 13 |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 79 | 53 | 26 | 12 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 51 | 51 | 0 | 11 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 59 | 60 | -1 | 7 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 48 | 66 | -18 | 6 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 36 | 69 | -33 | 4 |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 63 | 90 | -27 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 15 | 18 | 16 |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 44 | 12 | 32 | 13 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 27 | 15 | 12 | 11 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 31 | 29 | 2 | 11 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 17 | 12 | 5 | 9 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 21 | 23 | -2 | 8 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 31 | -25 | 4 |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 46 | -42 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 36 | 22 | 14 | 12 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 17 | -5 | 12 |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 29 | 15 | 14 | 11 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 22 | 19 | 3 | 11 |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 22 | 16 | 6 | 10 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 9 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 16 | -10 | 6 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 6 | 17 | -11 | 6 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 14 | 25 | -11 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Conor Hill | 11.00 | 16.58% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Kyle Williams | 10.00 | 6.95% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Joe Gonnella | 10.00 | 1.10% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Valentin Bastea | 8.50 | 2.91% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Roberto Cioc | 8.00 | 2.27% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Ross Bowman | 8.00 | 0.57% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Philip Durham | 8.00 | 0.00% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Richard Silvester | 6.50 | -1.41% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | John Morley | 6.00 | 0.43% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Travis Wood | 6.00 | -6.59% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Andrew Lee | 5.00 | 2.80% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Dylan Scales | 5.00 | 1.99% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Jon Wootton | 5.00 | -0.21% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Michael Fox | 4.50 | -1.04% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Simon King | 4.00 | 0.58% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Nyle Green | 3.50 | 1.88% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | James Wells | 3.50 | 1.84% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Mark Burfutt | 3.50 | 1.08% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Lewis Uphill | 3.50 | -1.40% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Paul Smith | 3.50 | -1.51% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Lee Baulcomb | 3.00 | 3.25% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Gary Cunningham | 3.00 | 1.37% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Jack Scott | 3.00 | 0.87% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Kyle Whittlesey | 3.00 | 0.66% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Jacob Prior | 3.00 | 0.52% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Danny Leach | 3.00 | -0.12% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Jose Gonçalves | 3.00 | -0.61% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Chris Sawyer | 3.00 | -0.69% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Christian Thwaites | 3.00 | -1.55% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Jamie Walsh | 2.50 | 1.61% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Sean Corson | 2.50 | 0.68% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Connor Kilby-Morris | 2.50 | 0.15% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Ben Johnson | 2.50 | -0.62% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | James Ashton | 2.50 | -1.36% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Zachary Burrage | 2.50 | -1.47% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | George Smith | 2.50 | -2.00% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Luke Burrage | 2.50 | -2.67% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | James Davis | 2.50 | -3.99% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Nick Bridle | 2.00 | 1.50% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Sam Jaban | 2.00 | -0.71% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Kieren Hill | 2.00 | -1.76% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Paul Cox | 2.00 | -2.36% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Guy Edmondson | 2.00 | -4.41% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Joseph Turner | 1.50 | -0.22% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Roberto Tedesco | 1.50 | -0.69% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Matt Hockedy | 1.50 | -0.92% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Callum Fleming | 1.50 | -1.59% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | John Payne | 1.50 | -2.09% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Ben Mepham | 1.00 | 1.16% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Rob Watts | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Kevin Vine | 1.00 | -0.89% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Fatos Halilaj | 1.00 | -1.50% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Matt Jackson | 1.00 | -2.48% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Matt Burman | 1.00 | -2.94% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Nick Charlton | 1.00 | -3.40% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Kevin Alves | 1.00 | -4.07% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Tony Cameron | 1.00 | -4.30% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Aaron Atkins | 1.00 | -6.18% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Ashley Mardlin | 1.00 | -8.28% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Peter Blackburn | 0.50 | 2.27% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 14 January
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)VS 20:00Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 14 January
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:30Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 14 January
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:00Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 14 January
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)VS 21:30Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 21 January
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)VS 20:00Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 21 January
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:30Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 21 January
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:00Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 21 January
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)VS 21:30Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 28 January
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)VS 20:00Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 28 January
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)VS 20:30Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 28 January
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)VS 21:00Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 28 January
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:30FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 04 February
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:00Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 04 February
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 20:30Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 04 February
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)VS 21:00Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 04 February
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:30Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 11 February
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)VS 20:00Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 11 February
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)VS 20:30Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 11 February
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)VS 21:00FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 11 February
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)VS 21:30Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 07 January
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)6 - 4Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)4 - 3Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)2 - 5Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)14 - 6FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 17 December
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)7 - 6Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)6 - 7Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)10 - 12Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)11 - 2Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 10 December
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)12 - 2Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)8 - 8Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)3 - 5Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)2 - 8Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 03 December
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)6 - 6Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)11 - 4Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)11 - 8Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)11 - 5FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 26 November
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)9 - 12Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)5 - 12Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)8 - 11Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)3 - 12Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 19 November
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)7 - 3Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)2 - 7Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)16 - 9FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)5 - 2Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 12 November
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)3 - 10FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)4 - 8Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)8 - 2Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)8 - 7Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 05 November
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)6 - 2Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)8 - 4Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)11 - 4Fatzio (Eastbourne White)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)6 - 8Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 29 October
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)4 - 6Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)11 - 4FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)5 - 13Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)7 - 10Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 14 January
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 21 January
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 28 January
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 04 February
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 11 February
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)