East Kilbride
Friday | 19:00-21:00
Premier Soccer EK (PlaySport), Stewartfield Way, East Kilbride Glasgow, G74 4GT
Welcome to MAN v FAT East Kilbride. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.
Stop dreaming, start believing.
Kenny Noble, Coach, East Kilbride
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)
8
6
13
2
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)
8
5
10
3
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)
8
3
8
4
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)
8
3
8
5
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)
8
3
7
6
Snowballers Utd (EK White)
8
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 145 | 98 | 47 | 13 |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 110 | 106 | 4 | 10 |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 123 | 118 | 5 | 8 |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 111 | 123 | -12 | 8 |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 122 | 107 | 15 | 7 |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 61 | 120 | -59 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 50 | 26 | 24 | 10 |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 45 | 27 | 18 | 10 |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 38 | 35 | 3 | 10 |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 27 | 35 | -8 | 9 |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 25 | 44 | -19 | 5 |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 26 | 44 | -18 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 44 | 20 | 24 | 16 |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 30 | 21 | 9 | 11 |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 9 |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 17 | 22 | -5 | 4 |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 10 | 19 | -9 | 4 |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 11 | 30 | -19 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Ged Blair | 14.00 | 10.20% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Matthew Bonnar | 14.00 | 0.71% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Mark Langlands | 12.00 | 8.22% |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | Kevin Campbell | 9.00 | 7.21% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Andrew Maclachlan | 9.00 | 6.70% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Sean Bentley | 9.00 | 5.69% |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | Stephen Boyd | 9.00 | 5.53% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Jason Tomlinson | 9.00 | 4.36% |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | Scott Hunter | 8.50 | 8.87% |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | Euan McVie | 8.50 | 8.63% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Adam Forsythe | 8.00 | 4.37% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Alistair Harkness | 8.00 | 2.91% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | David Clark | 6.50 | 6.10% |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | Daniel Carrigan | 5.50 | 4.35% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Sandy Maclarty | 3.50 | 2.40% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Shaun Vallance | 3.00 | 1.85% |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | Kevin Cain | 2.50 | 2.85% |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | Scott Smith | 2.50 | 1.36% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Lee Crawford | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Warren Kelly | 2.00 | 1.60% |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | Peter Coyne | 2.00 | 1.19% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Kevin Currie | 2.00 | -8.19% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Adam Haggerty | 1.50 | 0.77% |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | David Cain | 1.00 | 2.84% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Fraser Dalgleish | 1.00 | 2.51% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Robert Knott | 1.00 | 1.89% |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | David Malcolm | 1.00 | 0.96% |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | Andrew Rodgers | 0.50 | 2.23% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Ross Ferguson | 0.50 | 1.34% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 11 July
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)VS 19:00Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 11 July
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 19:30Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 11 July
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)VS 20:00Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 20 June
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)16 - 8Snowballers Utd (EK White)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)9 - 15Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)10 - 19Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 23 May
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)16 - 16FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Snowballers Utd (EK White)9 - 6Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)20 - 19Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 25 April
Snowballers Utd (EK White)9 - 11Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)17 - 9FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)17 - 17Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 11 July
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)0 - 0Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)
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Friday 27 June
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)VS 19:00Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 27 June
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 19:30Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 27 June
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)VS 20:00Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 04 July
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 19:00Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 04 July
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)VS 19:30FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 04 July
Snowballers Utd (EK White)VS 20:00Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 13 June
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)12 - 13Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)7 - 4Snowballers Utd (EK White)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)13 - 13Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 06 June
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)20 - 12Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)20 - 12Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Snowballers Utd (EK White)1 - 16FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 30 May
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)19 - 14Snowballers Utd (EK White)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)22 - 25Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)20 - 8Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 16 May
Snowballers Utd (EK White)4 - 17Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)15 - 25Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)17 - 13FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 09 May
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)12 - 12FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Snowballers Utd (EK White)11 - 14Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)15 - 22Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 02 May
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)18 - 18Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)13 - 16Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)16 - 9Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 11 April
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)12 - 19Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)10 - 12Snowballers Utd (EK White)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)6 - 18Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 04 April
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)21 - 6Snowballers Utd (EK White)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)12 - 8Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)19 - 11Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 27 June
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)0 - 0Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)0 - 0Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 04 July
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Snowballers Utd (EK White)0 - 0Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)