East Kilbride
Friday | 19:00-21:00
Premier Soccer EK (PlaySport), Stewartfield Way, East Kilbride Glasgow, G74 4GT
Welcome to MAN v FAT East Kilbride. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.
Stop dreaming, start believing.
Kenny Noble, Coach, East Kilbride
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)
5
5
10
2
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)
5
3
7
3
Snowballers Utd (EK White)
5
3
6
4
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)
5
1
3
5
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)
5
1
3
6
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)
5
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 72 | 28 | 44 | 10 |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 37 | 21 | 7 |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 49 | 36 | 13 | 6 |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 36 | 52 | -16 | 3 |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 45 | -28 | 3 |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 20 | 54 | -34 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 7 | 19 | 10 |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 11 | 8 | 6 |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 6 |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 4 |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 15 | -15 | 2 |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 15 | -15 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 6 | 7 |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 6 |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 6 |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 4 |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | -4 | 4 |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Dan McDougall | 5.50 | 5.83% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Ged Blair | 5.50 | 3.51% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Matthew Bonnar | 5.00 | -2.60% |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | Pritpal Kalsi | 3.50 | 3.08% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Adam Haggerty | 3.50 | 2.24% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Kevin Currie | 2.50 | 0.20% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Darren McDowall | 2.00 | 0.36% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Ross Ferguson | 1.50 | 2.13% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Brian McDougall | 1.00 | 4.15% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Mark Langlands | 1.00 | 0.80% |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | Andrew Sinclair | 1.00 | 0.79% |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | Daniel Carrigan | 1.00 | 0.11% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Paul Kelly | 0.50 | 1.12% |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | Gary Crawford | 0.50 | 0.48% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 03 October
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 19:00Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 03 October
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)VS 19:30Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 03 October
Snowballers Utd (EK White)VS 20:00FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 24 October
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 19:00FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 24 October
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 19:30Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 24 October
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)VS 20:00Snowballers Utd (EK White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 05 September
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)1 - 0Man Titty Utd (EK Red)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)5 - 2Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Snowballers Utd (EK White)3 - 6Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 08 August
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)9 - 20Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Snowballers Utd (EK White)9 - 3Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)12 - 8Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 03 October
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Snowballers Utd (EK White)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 24 October
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White)
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Friday 12 September
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 19:00Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 12 September
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 19:30Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 12 September
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)VS 20:00FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 19 September
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)VS 19:00Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 19 September
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)VS 19:30Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 19 September
Snowballers Utd (EK White)VS 20:00Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 26 September
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 19:00Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 26 September
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)VS 19:30FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 26 September
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 20:00Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 10 October
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)VS 19:00Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 10 October
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 19:30FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 10 October
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 20:00Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 17 October
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)VS 19:00Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 17 October
Snowballers Utd (EK White)VS 19:30Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 17 October
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)VS 20:00Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 29 August
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)8 - 4Snowballers Utd (EK White)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)4 - 1Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 1Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 22 August
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)16 - 9Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)13 - 5Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Snowballers Utd (EK White)12 - 4Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 15 August
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)3 - 12Snowballers Utd (EK White)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)4 - 18Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 18FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 01 August
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)6 - 9Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)7 - 18FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)9 - 13Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 25 July
Snowballers Utd (EK White)8 - 12FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)14 - 14Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)5 - 5Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 12 September
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 19 September
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)0 - 0Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)0 - 0Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Snowballers Utd (EK White)0 - 0Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 26 September
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 10 October
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 17 October
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)0 - 0Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Snowballers Utd (EK White)0 - 0Man Titty Utd (EK Red)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)0 - 0Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)