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Friday | 20:10-22:30

Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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As a original Season 1 player from MvF Eastleigh, my journey has taken me from player, to facilitator to Coach. I'm dedicated to helping individuals achieve their health and weight loss goals through the power of football. With a love for team sports, I believe regular exercise and diet should be fun, interesting and inclusive! Having seen the transformative effects of combining physical activity with wider-team support and tracking progress, MvF Eastleigh is a welcoming environment for all skill levels, whether you’re a seasoned player or a beginner. The team and I are here to motivate and guide you on your journey to better health. With personalized coaching, nutritional programs and engaging challenges, we empower all team members to reach their goals while enjoying a weekly game of Football!

Joe Cooper, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
O.B. City (Pink)
9
8
17
2
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
9
8
16
3
Juventubs (White)
9
5
10
4
Fatford FC (Yellow)
9
4
9
5
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
9
4
8
6
Harchester United (Purple)
9
4
8
7
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
9
3
7
8
Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
9
2
6
9
Shrink-182 (Orange)
9
2
5
10
SS Fazio (Light Blue)
9
2
4

MANvFAT has been a crucial to my weight loss so far. Not only has it kept me accountable and provided a community of lads to figure it all out with, it’s also helped this weight loss journey to be fun! Adding a bit of competition to weight loss helps me to stay focused on my goals, and now after 6 months I am the lightest I’ve been in 10 years.

Ben Jackson

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
O.B. City (Pink) 9 8 1 0 109 42 67 17
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 9 8 0 1 109 56 53 16
Juventubs (White) 9 5 0 4 74 80 -6 10
Fatford FC (Yellow) 9 4 1 4 85 84 1 9
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 9 4 0 5 58 68 -10 8
Harchester United (Purple) 9 4 0 5 64 81 -17 8
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 9 3 1 5 66 77 -11 7
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 9 2 2 5 64 81 -17 6
Shrink-182 (Orange) 9 2 1 6 53 81 -28 5
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 9 2 0 7 52 84 -32 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 9 7 2 0 25 0 25 16
O.B. City (Pink) 9 6 2 1 36 3 33 14
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 9 5 1 3 20 24 -4 11
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 9 4 1 4 18 16 2 9
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 9 2 4 3 14 16 -2 8
Shrink-182 (Orange) 9 0 7 2 7 16 -9 7
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 9 3 1 5 21 31 -10 7
Juventubs (White) 9 2 2 5 16 20 -4 6
Fatford FC (Yellow) 9 2 2 5 9 24 -15 6
Harchester United (Purple) 9 2 2 5 14 30 -16 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
O.B. City (Pink) 9 7 2 0 38 12 26 16
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 9 7 0 2 47 28 19 14
Fatford FC (Yellow) 9 5 2 2 45 32 13 12
Harchester United (Purple) 9 4 3 2 26 25 1 11
Juventubs (White) 9 4 1 4 32 35 -3 9
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 9 3 2 4 24 38 -14 8
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 9 3 0 6 23 25 -2 6
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 9 2 2 5 21 27 -6 6
Shrink-182 (Orange) 9 3 0 6 24 39 -15 6
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 9 1 0 8 6 25 -19 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) James Nash 13.00 14.41%
O.B. City (Pink) Sam Mintrim 13.00 0.28%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Paul Russell 12.00 9.19%
Juventubs (White) Thomas simons 11.50 9.59%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Brian Edwards 11.00 9.14%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Daniel Leggett 10.50 7.27%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Oliver Hollman 10.50 3.68%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Adrian Beagley 9.00 4.71%
Harchester United (Purple) Scott Exell 8.50 7.49%
Juventubs (White) Harry Spacagna 8.50 5.99%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Adam Harris 8.50 5.89%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Ashley Healey 8.50 5.05%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Michael Salter 8.00 6.72%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Joshua Reynolds 8.00 2.33%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Andrew Reade 7.00 2.23%
Harchester United (Purple) Chris Hescott 7.00 1.42%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Nigel Lane 6.50 7.10%
O.B. City (Pink) Michael Salt 6.50 5.19%
Harchester United (Purple) Neil Hunter 6.00 3.49%
O.B. City (Pink) Mike Stephens 5.50 4.17%
Juventubs (White) Tom Biggs 5.50 3.78%
O.B. City (Pink) James Newell 5.50 3.30%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Matthew Stewart 5.50 2.38%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Lewis King 5.50 0.47%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Paul Fawley 5.50 0.28%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Mike Minnis 5.00 4.21%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Phil Cook 5.00 3.66%
Juventubs (White) Stuart White 5.00 3.51%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Justin Loader 5.00 3.00%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Marc Monet 5.00 2.97%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Richard Moseley 5.00 1.81%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Ken DAY 5.00 1.48%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Bradley Evans 5.00 0.87%
Harchester United (Purple) Daniel Andrews 4.50 -1.32%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Michael Wedge 4.00 4.56%
Harchester United (Purple) Ashley King 4.00 2.02%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Nathan Middleton 4.00 1.79%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) David Bradford 4.00 1.36%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) David Ray 3.50 3.94%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Adam Burt 3.50 2.85%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Ryan Bishop 3.50 2.29%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Kieran James 3.50 1.91%
Juventubs (White) Michael Barrow 3.50 1.42%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Matthew King 3.50 0.80%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Pablo Hazell 3.00 2.78%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Oscar Easton 3.00 2.14%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Liam Keavney 3.00 1.81%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Matthew Cook 2.50 5.03%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Jon Dean 2.50 3.58%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Gary Young 2.50 3.05%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Jack Medlock 2.50 1.79%
Harchester United (Purple) Martin Ogbonnaya 2.50 0.68%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Mark Holman 2.50 0.35%
O.B. City (Pink) Daniel Stephens 2.50 0.15%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Nygel West 2.50 -0.85%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Ed Redman 2.00 0.66%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Matthew Colwell 2.00 0.00%
O.B. City (Pink) Chris Wareham 1.50 1.39%
O.B. City (Pink) Dave Carey 1.50 0.69%
Juventubs (White) Adam Searle 1.50 0.16%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Aidan Stanley 1.50 0.07%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) JON BROOK 1.50 -0.35%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Connor Layland 1.50 -0.53%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Colin Harris 1.00 2.58%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Nick Mills 1.00 0.91%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Timothy Shipwey 1.00 0.20%
O.B. City (Pink) Jack Sherred 1.00 -0.58%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Adrian Cristea 0.50 -0.61%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 05 September

    Harchester United (Purple)
    VS 20:10
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 05 September

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 20:20
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 05 September

    O.B. City (Pink)
    VS 20:40
    Juventubs (White)
  • Friday 05 September

    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    VS 20:50
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 05 September

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    VS 21:10
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
  • Friday 12 September

    Harchester United (Purple)
    VS 20:10
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 12 September

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 20:20
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 12 September

    Juventubs (White)
    VS 20:40
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
  • Friday 12 September

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    VS 20:50
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 12 September

    O.B. City (Pink)
    VS 21:10
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 29 August

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    10 - 3
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    6 - 12
    Juventubs (White)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    8 - 9
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    9 - 11
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    3 - 8
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 22 August

    Harchester United (Purple)
    6 - 9
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    16 - 8
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    9 - 2
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    6 - 6
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Juventubs (White)
    3 - 5
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 15 August

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    8 - 10
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    2 - 9
    Juventubs (White)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    9 - 4
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    8 - 5
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    2 - 13
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
  • Friday 05 September

    Harchester United (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (White)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
  • Friday 12 September

    Harchester United (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Juventubs (White)
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 08 August

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    4 - 7
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    4 - 11
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    7 - 3
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    4 - 18
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Juventubs (White)
    12 - 8
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 01 August

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    7 - 9
    Juventubs (White)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    4 - 5
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    11 - 4
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    2 - 5
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    3 - 13
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 25 July

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    12 - 6
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    5 - 16
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    17 - 5
    Juventubs (White)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    17 - 2
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    18 - 8
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 18 July

    Harchester United (Purple)
    2 - 13
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    12 - 13
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    10 - 4
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    8 - 13
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    9 - 10
    Juventubs (White)
  • Friday 11 July

    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    11 - 10
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Juventubs (White)
    11 - 10
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    7 - 5
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    10 - 10
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    7 - 7
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 04 July

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    7 - 8
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    10 - 7
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 5
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Juventubs (White)
    5 - 8
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    14 - 2
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 27 June

    O.B. City (Pink)
    7 - 6
    Juventubs (White)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    2 - 9
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    4 - 5
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    11 - 9
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    2 - 11
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 20 June

    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    5 - 7
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    19 - 7
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    2 - 12
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    5 - 9
    Juventubs (White)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    1 - 9
    Harchester United (Purple)
  • Friday 13 June

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    11 - 10
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    8 - 10
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 7
    Juventubs (White)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    11 - 11
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    4 - 7
    Fatford FC (Yellow)