Edinburgh

Thursday | 19:00-20:00

Peffermill Playing Fields, Peffermill Rd Edinburgh, EH165LL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Edinburgh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Welcome to the MAN V FAT Edinburgh home page. I’m your health coach - Kris. Here we support, play and challenge you so that you become an amazing loser of weight and a winner of your weight loss transformation. Your not on your own - its an inclusive community with a team mindset all reaching for a common goal on and off the pitch. Its about football… and much more. Get in touch and come on board !

Kris Kumari-Bowles, Coach, Edinburgh

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
3
2
5
2
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
3
1
3
3
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
3
1
2
4
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
3
1
2

I joined MAN v FAT a couple of months ago and I honestly can't say enough how it has helped my health, fitness, and mental health. This club has a brilliant sense of community and togetherness. It has made trying to lose weight enjoyable and achievable for me. This is a massive highlight in my week and I highly recommend Man vs Fat to anyone who is looking for an enjoyable way to  lose  weight .

Chris Tompson

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue) 3 2 1 0 39 24 15 5
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) 3 1 1 1 35 26 9 3
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) 3 1 0 2 24 34 -10 2
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) 3 1 0 2 21 35 -14 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue) 3 2 1 0 32 19 13 5
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) 3 1 1 1 33 20 13 3
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) 3 1 0 2 17 26 -9 2
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) 3 1 0 2 14 31 -17 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) 3 3 0 0 4 0 4 6
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue) 3 1 1 1 1 1 0 3
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) 3 1 0 2 -1 1 -2 2
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) 3 0 1 2 2 4 -2 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) Alan Smith 4.50 2.63%
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue) Roderick Finlayson 2.50 3.40%
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) Connor Macdonald 2.50 1.92%
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) Connor Chlopuk 2.50 1.80%
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) Darren Burnett 2.50 1.53%
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue) Declan McGuire 2.50 1.07%
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) Chris Thomson 1.50 0.54%
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) Craig Bootman 1.00 9.36%
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) Kieran Gray 1.00 1.56%
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) Steven Carroll 0.50 0.48%
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) Colin O’brien 0.50 0.23%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 09 May

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    VS 19:00
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)

  • Thursday 09 May

    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 06 June

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 06 June

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 19:30
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 20 June

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 19:00
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)

  • Thursday 20 June

    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 11 April

    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    20 - 12
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    14 - 6
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)

  • Thursday 09 May

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    0 - 0
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 06 June

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 20 June

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

 

  • Thursday 25 April

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 25 April

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 19:30
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 02 May

    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)

  • Thursday 02 May

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    VS 19:30
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 16 May

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 16 May

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 19:30
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 23 May

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 23 May

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    VS 19:30
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 30 May

    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 30 May

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 19:30
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)

  • Thursday 13 June

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 13 June

    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    VS 19:30
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 18 April

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    14 - 8
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    9 - 9
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 04 April

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    2 - 14
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    3 - 15
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 28 March

    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    12 - 15
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    11 - 7
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)

  • Thursday 25 April

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 02 May

    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    0 - 0
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 16 May

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 23 May

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 30 May

    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)

  • Thursday 13 June

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    0 - 0
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)