Edinburgh
Thursday | 18:30-20:00
Welcome to the MAN V FAT Edinburgh home page. I’m your health coach - Kris. Here we support, play and challenge you so that you become an amazing loser of weight and a winner of your weight loss transformation. Your not on your own - its an inclusive community with a team mindset all reaching for a common goal on and off the pitch. Its about football… and much more. Get in touch and come on board !
Kris Kumari-Bowles, Coach, Edinburgh
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)
5
5
10
2
Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)
5
2
4
3
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)
5
2
4
4
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)
5
1
2
I joined MAN v FAT a couple of months ago and I honestly can't say enough how it has helped my health, fitness, and mental health. This club has a brilliant sense of community and togetherness. It has made trying to lose weight enjoyable and achievable for me. This is a massive highlight in my week and I highly recommend Man vs Fat to anyone who is looking for an enjoyable way to lose weight .
Chris Tompson
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 83 | 58 | 25 | 10 |
| Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 59 | 62 | -3 | 4 |
| Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 49 | 63 | -14 | 4 |
| Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 50 | 58 | -8 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 62 | 44 | 18 | 8 |
| Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 48 | 38 | 10 | 4 |
| Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 43 | 51 | -8 | 4 |
| Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 35 | 55 | -20 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 7 |
| Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 7 | 9 | 6 |
| Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 6 |
| Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | -1 | 14 | -15 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) | Chris Matthews | 8.00 | 7.50% |
| Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) | Steven Crombie | 6.50 | 4.78% |
| Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) | Iain Crombie | 5.50 | 3.79% |
| Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black) | Roderick Finlayson | 5.00 | 2.53% |
| Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) | Euan Campbell | 2.50 | 2.62% |
| Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) | Gareth McIlhatton | 1.50 | 0.32% |
| Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black) | Adam Duckett | 1.00 | 1.38% |
| Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) | Andy Third | 1.00 | 0.92% |
| Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) | Cameron Taylor | 1.00 | 0.81% |
| Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) | Matt McAllister | 0.50 | 0.47% |
| Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) | Norman Burgess | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 27 March
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)VS 18:30Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black) -
Thursday 27 March
Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)VS 19:00Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) -
Thursday 24 April
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)VS 18:30Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) -
Thursday 24 April
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)VS 19:00Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) -
Thursday 08 May
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)VS 18:30Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) -
Thursday 08 May
Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)VS 19:00Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 27 February
Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)7 - 9Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)7 - 10Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black) -
Thursday 27 March
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)0 - 0Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)0 - 0Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) -
Thursday 24 April
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)0 - 0Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)0 - 0Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) -
Thursday 08 May
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)0 - 0Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)0 - 0Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)
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Thursday 03 April
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)VS 18:30Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) -
Thursday 03 April
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)VS 19:00Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) -
Thursday 10 April
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)VS 18:30Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) -
Thursday 10 April
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)VS 19:00Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) -
Thursday 17 April
Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)VS 18:30Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) -
Thursday 17 April
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)VS 19:00Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) -
Thursday 01 May
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)VS 18:30Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) -
Thursday 01 May
Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)VS 19:00Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) -
Thursday 15 May
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)VS 18:30Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) -
Thursday 15 May
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)VS 19:00Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 20 March
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)5 - 19Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)21 - 11Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black) -
Thursday 13 March
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)16 - 4Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)11 - 19Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) -
Thursday 06 March
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)11 - 8Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)14 - 16Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) -
Thursday 20 February
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)11 - 12Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)12 - 13Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red) -
Thursday 13 February
Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)10 - 14Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)4 - 10Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) -
Thursday 03 April
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)0 - 0Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)0 - 0Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) -
Thursday 10 April
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)0 - 0Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)0 - 0Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White) -
Thursday 17 April
Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)0 - 0Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)0 - 0Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) -
Thursday 01 May
Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)0 - 0Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)0 - 0Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue) -
Thursday 15 May
Chelsea Buns (Edinburgh Blue)0 - 0Fat Arsenal (Edinburgh Red)Huge Ventus (Edinburgh Black)0 - 0Real Fatrid (Edinburgh White)