Enfield

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Orchardside School, 230 Bullsmoor Ln, Enfield, EN1 4RL

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Enfield Man V Fat Football is a community of footballers who love the game, that is big enough to be really competitive but small enough for every player to feel supported on their weight loss journey

Jonathan Constantine, Coach, Enfield

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FullMouth Argyle (Green)
1
1
2
2
Slim Reapers (Black)
1
1
2
3
Arse 'N' All (Red)
1
1
2
4
Man Titty FC (Blue)
1
0
0
5
White Whales
1
0
0
6
Pique Blinders (Yellow)
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
FullMouth Argyle (Green) 1 1 0 0 8 6 2 2
Slim Reapers (Black) 1 1 0 0 12 10 2 2
Arse 'N' All (Red) 1 1 0 0 14 12 2 2
Man Titty FC (Blue) 1 0 0 1 10 12 -2 0
White Whales 1 0 0 1 6 8 -2 0
Pique Blinders (Yellow) 1 0 0 1 12 14 -2 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pique Blinders (Yellow) 1 1 0 0 5 1 4 2
FullMouth Argyle (Green) 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Slim Reapers (Black) 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Man Titty FC (Blue) 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
White Whales 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Arse 'N' All (Red) 1 0 0 1 1 5 -4 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Arse 'N' All (Red) 1 1 0 0 10 3 7 2
Slim Reapers (Black) 1 1 0 0 6 4 2 2
FullMouth Argyle (Green) 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
White Whales 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Man Titty FC (Blue) 1 0 0 1 4 6 -2 0
Pique Blinders (Yellow) 1 0 0 1 3 10 -7 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Arse 'N' All (Red) Adam Telling 3.50 2.21%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Billy Forman 3.50 1.89%
Slim Reapers (Black) Andrew Kyriacou 3.50 1.83%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Beyz Beyz 1.00 1.02%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Philip Stubbs 1.00 0.68%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Ben Booth 0.50 6.52%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Martin Castell 0.50 3.12%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Rich Dobson 0.50 2.94%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Michael Silva 0.50 2.82%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Matthew Ansah 0.50 2.71%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Filipe De Freitas 0.50 2.68%
Slim Reapers (Black) Joseph Hull 0.50 2.27%
White Whales Douglas Curtis 0.50 2.23%
Slim Reapers (Black) Darryl Daniel 0.50 2.16%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Connor Booth 0.50 2.02%
White Whales Jamie Hurley 0.50 1.94%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Anthony Ansah 0.50 1.89%
White Whales Dan Warren 0.50 1.76%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Pavlos Loizou 0.50 1.74%
White Whales James Carter 0.50 1.37%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Alexandru Costel Budean 0.50 1.25%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Alfie Jerome 0.50 1.20%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Connor Webb 0.50 0.88%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Mark Telling 0.50 0.85%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Christian Asare-Anderson 0.50 0.84%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Michael Harper 0.50 0.81%
Slim Reapers (Black) Daniel Cantle 0.50 0.77%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Richard Olaneye 0.50 0.68%
Slim Reapers (Black) Barckley Sumner 0.50 0.55%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Gareth John 0.50 0.52%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Carlos Ahumada 0.50 0.46%
Slim Reapers (Black) Lawrence Kill 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 03 July

    White Whales
    VS 20:00
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    VS 21:00
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 31 July

    White Whales
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 28 August

    White Whales
    VS 20:30
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 03 July

    White Whales
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    0 - 0
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    White Whales
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    White Whales
    0 - 0
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

 

  • Thursday 26 June

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    White Whales

  • Thursday 10 July

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    VS 20:30
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 10 July

    White Whales
    VS 21:00
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    VS 20:30
    White Whales

  • Thursday 17 July

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 24 July

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    VS 20:30
    White Whales

  • Thursday 24 July

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    VS 20:00
    White Whales

  • Thursday 07 August

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 07 August

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 14 August

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    White Whales

  • Thursday 21 August

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 21 August

    White Whales
    VS 20:30
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 04 September

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    White Whales

  • Thursday 11 September

    White Whales
    VS 20:00
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    VS 21:00
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 19 June

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    12 - 14
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    White Whales
    6 - 8
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    10 - 12
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 26 June

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    0 - 0
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    White Whales

  • Thursday 10 July

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    0 - 0
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    White Whales
    0 - 0
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    0 - 0
    White Whales
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    0 - 0
    White Whales
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    0 - 0
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    0 - 0
    White Whales
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    0 - 0
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    White Whales

  • Thursday 21 August

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    0 - 0
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    White Whales
    0 - 0
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 04 September

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    0 - 0
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    White Whales

  • Thursday 11 September

    White Whales
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    0 - 0
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)