Enfield
Thursday | 20:00-22:00
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Enfield Man V Fat Football is a community of footballers who love the game, that is big enough to be really competitive but small enough for every player to feel supported on their weight loss journey
Jonathan Constantine, Coach, Enfield
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
7
6
12
2
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
7
5
11
3
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
7
3
7
4
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
7
2
5
5
Flabberden (Enfield Red)
7
2
4
6
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
7
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 102 | 44 | 58 | 12 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 44 | 31 | 11 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 52 | 68 | -16 | 7 |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 41 | 57 | -16 | 5 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 50 | 77 | -27 | 4 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 38 | 68 | -30 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 4 | 24 | 14 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 11 | 14 | 10 |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 7 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 18 | -6 | 6 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 19 | -10 | 4 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 7 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 22 | -18 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 49 | 15 | 34 | 12 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 25 | 12 | 13 | 12 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 7 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 26 | -14 | 7 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 7 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 16 | 27 | -11 | 5 |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 7 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 11 | 21 | -10 | 3 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 19 | 31 | -12 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Billy Forman | 11.50 | 2.38% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Ben Booth | 11.00 | 13.88% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Michael Silva | 10.50 | 5.02% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Douglas Curtis | 7.50 | 4.86% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Mark Telling | 6.50 | 6.68% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Adam Telling | 6.00 | 8.10% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Edward Dadzie | 6.00 | 5.00% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Carlos Ahumada | 6.00 | 3.75% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Cos Costa | 5.50 | 5.35% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Jason Phasouliotis | 5.50 | 3.10% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Emmanuel Dadzie | 5.50 | 0.62% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Daniel Cantle | 5.00 | 2.80% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Beyz Beyz | 5.00 | 1.14% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Philip Stubbs | 4.00 | 2.88% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Jamie Trevatt | 3.50 | 2.74% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Michael Harper | 3.50 | 2.73% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | CRISTIAN BARBOSU | 3.50 | 2.28% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Jan Ozkan | 3.50 | 1.93% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Alfie Jerome | 3.50 | 0.99% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Filipe De Freitas | 3.00 | 5.81% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Anthony Ansah | 3.00 | 4.84% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Joshua Ansah | 3.00 | 3.25% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Connor Webb | 3.00 | 2.12% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Kingsley Appiah | 3.00 | 0.51% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Pavlos Loizou | 2.50 | 1.51% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Peter Eberle | 2.50 | 0.91% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Barckley Sumner | 2.50 | 0.65% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Raphael Owusu | 2.50 | 0.62% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Thomas Cotton | 2.50 | 0.53% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | James Carter | 2.50 | 0.27% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Erhan Mustafa | 2.00 | 2.42% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Darryl Daniel | 2.00 | 1.67% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Lawrence Kill | 2.00 | 1.19% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Gareth John | 1.50 | 0.62% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Chris Leontiou | 1.50 | 0.24% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Bogdan Stefanescu | 1.00 | 5.38% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Michael Maxwell | 1.00 | 3.32% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Steven Vickers | 1.00 | 2.65% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Connor Booth | 1.00 | 2.30% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Christian Asare-Anderson | 1.00 | 2.20% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Kerim Boudjema | 1.00 | 1.57% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Manny Omideyi | 1.00 | 1.43% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Oscar Veloz Cano | 0.50 | 0.63% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Daniel Smith | 0.50 | 0.53% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Ben Bruce | 0.50 | -1.56% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Joseph Hull | 0.50 | -2.54% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 15 May
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 20:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 15 May
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:30REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 15 May
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 21:00Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 17 April
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)12 - 13Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)2 - 10Flabberden (Enfield Red)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)6 - 8REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 20 March
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)11 - 8REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)8 - 7Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)8 - 7Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 15 May
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
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Thursday 08 May
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:00Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 08 May
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:30Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 08 May
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 21:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 22 May
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)VS 20:00Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 22 May
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:30Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 22 May
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 21:00Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 29 May
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 29 May
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 20:30Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 29 May
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 21:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 01 May
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)3 - 13Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)14 - 5Flabberden (Enfield Red)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)4 - 11Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 24 April
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)9 - 6Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)18 - 3Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Flabberden (Enfield Red)5 - 9Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 10 April
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)1 - 2Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)2 - 11Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Flabberden (Enfield Red)11 - 19Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 03 April
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)7 - 20Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)11 - 11Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)8 - 9Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 27 March
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)12 - 8Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Flabberden (Enfield Red)12 - 5REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)13 - 3Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 13 March
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)5 - 10Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Flabberden (Enfield Red)2 - 6Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)5 - 5Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 06 March
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)9 - 10Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)9 - 10REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)16 - 6Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 08 May
Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 22 May
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 29 May
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)