Enfield

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Orchardside School, 230 Bullsmoor Ln, Enfield, EN1 4RL

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Enfield Man V Fat Football is a community of footballers who love the game, that is big enough to be really competitive but small enough for every player to feel supported on their weight loss journey

Jonathan Constantine, Coach, Enfield

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Arse 'N' All (Red)
6
4
9
2
Pique Blinders (Yellow)
6
3
7
3
Slim Reapers (Black)
6
3
7
4
FullMouth Argyle (Green)
6
2
5
5
Man Titty FC (Blue)
6
2
4
6
White Whales
6
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Arse 'N' All (Red) 6 4 1 1 70 53 17 9
Pique Blinders (Yellow) 6 3 1 2 53 48 5 7
Slim Reapers (Black) 6 3 1 2 53 55 -2 7
FullMouth Argyle (Green) 6 2 1 3 35 49 -14 5
Man Titty FC (Blue) 6 2 0 4 55 58 -3 4
White Whales 6 2 0 4 51 54 -3 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
FullMouth Argyle (Green) 6 4 1 1 20 9 11 9
Arse 'N' All (Red) 6 3 2 1 12 9 3 8
White Whales 6 3 1 2 17 15 2 7
Pique Blinders (Yellow) 6 3 0 3 19 16 3 6
Slim Reapers (Black) 6 3 0 3 10 14 -4 6
Man Titty FC (Blue) 6 0 0 6 3 18 -15 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Slim Reapers (Black) 6 4 0 2 21 19 2 8
Pique Blinders (Yellow) 6 4 0 2 15 15 0 8
Arse 'N' All (Red) 6 3 0 3 35 23 12 6
Man Titty FC (Blue) 6 3 0 3 30 21 9 6
White Whales 6 2 1 3 16 19 -3 5
FullMouth Argyle (Green) 6 1 1 4 -1 19 -20 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Man Titty FC (Blue) Lenny Jerome 11.00 7.73%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Adam Telling 11.00 1.87%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Philip Stubbs 9.00 3.29%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Michael Telling 8.50 8.97%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Billy Forman 8.50 6.42%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Michael Silva 8.00 6.85%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Mark Telling 8.00 2.18%
Slim Reapers (Black) Steve Kimberley 6.50 6.96%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Filipe De Freitas 6.50 3.89%
Slim Reapers (Black) Andrew Kyriacou 6.00 8.00%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Dom Lucente 6.00 6.05%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Christian Asare-Anderson 6.00 4.31%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Erhan Mustafa 5.00 7.57%
White Whales CRISTIAN BARBOSU 5.00 2.06%
White Whales Wesley Santos 4.00 1.16%
White Whales James Carter 3.50 4.55%
Slim Reapers (Black) Michael Maxwell 3.50 0.35%
Slim Reapers (Black) Daniel Cantle 3.00 3.45%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Connor Booth 3.00 2.82%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Connor Webb 3.00 2.26%
White Whales Dan Warren 3.00 2.06%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Anthony Ansah 2.50 3.55%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Ben Booth 2.50 3.38%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Martin Castell 2.50 2.72%
Slim Reapers (Black) Kerim Boudjema 2.50 2.71%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Ryan Ballard 2.50 2.46%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Matthew Ansah 2.50 1.93%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Gareth John 2.50 1.92%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Alexandru Costel Budean 2.50 1.16%
Slim Reapers (Black) Lawrence Kill 2.50 0.74%
White Whales Ben Bruce 2.50 0.70%
White Whales Douglas Curtis 2.50 -1.12%
Slim Reapers (Black) Beyz Beyz 2.00 1.45%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Richard Olaneye 2.00 1.44%
Slim Reapers (Black) Chris Leontiou 1.50 0.72%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Connor Devlin 1.50 0.41%
White Whales Jamie Hurley 1.50 0.09%
Slim Reapers (Black) Barckley Sumner 1.50 -0.11%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Robert Cook 1.00 2.72%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Steven Vickers 1.00 1.87%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Harry Constantinou 1.00 1.42%
Slim Reapers (Black) Darryl Daniel 0.50 2.07%
White Whales Nathan Benn 0.50 1.48%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Alfie Jerome 0.50 0.10%
White Whales Edward Dadzie 0.50 -0.49%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Cos Costa 0.50 -1.89%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 04 September

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 04 September

    White Whales
    VS 20:30
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 07 August

    White Whales
    3 - 9
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    18 - 5
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    2 - 2
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    16 - 2
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    7 - 12
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    White Whales
    10 - 9
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    White Whales
    0 - 0
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

 

  • Thursday 21 August

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 21 August

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    White Whales

  • Thursday 28 August

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 28 August

    White Whales
    VS 20:30
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 11 September

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    White Whales

  • Thursday 18 September

    White Whales
    VS 20:00
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    VS 21:00
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 14 August

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    7 - 7
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    3 - 7
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    8 - 3
    White Whales

  • Thursday 31 July

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    6 - 9
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    2 - 12
    White Whales
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    7 - 12
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 24 July

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    7 - 9
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    14 - 8
    White Whales
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    9 - 9
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 17 July

    White Whales
    11 - 12
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    11 - 6
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    11 - 14
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    10 - 11
    White Whales
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    6 - 15
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    5 - 4
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    12 - 14
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    White Whales
    6 - 8
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    10 - 12
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    White Whales

  • Thursday 28 August

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    0 - 0
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    White Whales
    0 - 0
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 11 September

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    0 - 0
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    White Whales

  • Thursday 18 September

    White Whales
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    0 - 0
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)