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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Falmer. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bayern Munchin (Orange)
13
10
21
2
Inter Your Tummy (White)
13
10
20
3
Real Madras - (Green)
13
8
16
4
Kebaberdeen (Blue)
13
6
14
5
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
13
6
13
6
Red Bull Salsburger
13
4
8
7
Fenerbackache (Pink)
13
2
7
8
Fat Men in Black
13
1
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 13 10 1 2 84 48 36 21
Inter Your Tummy (White) 13 10 0 3 75 39 36 20
Real Madras - (Green) 13 8 0 5 77 64 13 16
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 13 6 2 5 44 53 -9 14
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 13 6 1 6 51 65 -14 13
Red Bull Salsburger 13 4 0 9 46 65 -19 8
Fenerbackache (Pink) 13 2 3 8 46 59 -13 7
Fat Men in Black 13 1 3 9 34 64 -30 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 13 9 1 3 35 23 12 19
Real Madras - (Green) 13 8 2 3 39 34 5 18
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 13 5 3 5 31 26 5 13
Inter Your Tummy (White) 13 5 2 6 30 28 2 12
Fat Men in Black 13 5 2 6 26 33 -7 12
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 13 4 3 6 27 30 -3 11
Red Bull Salsburger 13 3 4 6 32 34 -2 10
Fenerbackache (Pink) 13 3 3 7 22 34 -12 9
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 13 11 1 1 33 10 23 23
Inter Your Tummy (White) 13 9 3 1 39 -2 41 21
Real Madras - (Green) 13 7 1 5 19 15 4 15
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 13 5 2 6 14 19 -5 12
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 13 6 0 7 4 16 -12 12
Fenerbackache (Pink) 13 3 4 6 4 9 -5 10
Red Bull Salsburger 13 3 2 8 1 20 -19 8
Fat Men in Black 13 1 1 11 -6 21 -27 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Real Madras - (Green) Dave Bennett 13.50 7.71%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andrés Cadavid 12.00 9.24%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Kevin Cox 12.00 2.76%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Luke Baldwin 9.50 7.80%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Mark Mcneill 8.00 3.67%
Red Bull Salsburger Joseph Rossi 7.50 4.56%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Vinny Stephenson 6.50 9.27%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Scott Blayney 6.00 3.25%
Red Bull Salsburger Martin Bouette 5.50 4.64%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) James Trow 5.50 3.11%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Mark Fenton 5.50 2.70%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andy Clapham 5.50 2.01%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Derek Hanley 5.00 4.75%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Matthew Rutherford-West 4.50 8.33%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Alastair Lichten 4.50 3.95%
Fat Men in Black Kevin Ward 4.00 5.22%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andy Standen 4.00 2.24%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Steve Sayers 3.50 5.40%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Ben Diboll 3.50 4.98%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Joe Green 3.50 3.47%
Fat Men in Black Clive Pullen 3.50 0.10%
Real Madras - (Green) Ben Ferrer 3.00 4.14%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Jeff Pollock 3.00 3.07%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Craig Dainty 3.00 1.91%
Real Madras - (Green) Mike Burton 3.00 0.35%
Real Madras - (Green) Duncan Ladkin 2.50 5.47%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Alex Hotham 2.50 3.38%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Neil Jenner 2.50 0.20%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Mike Doyle 2.00 2.10%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Giles Smith 2.00 0.40%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Ed Bliss 1.50 3.32%
Real Madras - (Green) Derek Warner 1.50 1.87%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Matthew Deen 1.50 0.35%
Red Bull Salsburger James Kite 1.50 -1.39%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Daryl Pledge 1.50 -2.63%
Real Madras - (Green) Chris Bolton 0.50 5.04%
Red Bull Salsburger Alexander Harmer 0.50 1.14%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Peter Cumner 0.50 0.82%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Travis Blake 0.50 -0.42%
Real Madras - (Green) Liam Deller 0.50 -0.44%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Sam Clapham 0.50 -0.65%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Nathan Etheridge 0.50 -1.26%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 03 November

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 03 November

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 03 November

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 03 November

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 21:30
    Fat Men in Black

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 27 October

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    1 - 2
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    2 - 3
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Fat Men in Black
    3 - 4
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    1 - 9
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 20 October

    Fat Men in Black
    -2 - 4
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    2 - 3
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    5 - 5
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    7 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 13 October

    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 1
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    3 - 5
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    6 - 8
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    9 - 5
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 06 October

    Real Madras - (Green)
    3 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Fat Men in Black
    4 - 4
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    5 - 1
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    2 - 1
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 29 September

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    6 - 4
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    8 - 4
    Fat Men in Black
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    8 - 11
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    3 - 6
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 22 September

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    4 - 3
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    12 - 6
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Fat Men in Black
    -1 - 2
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    8 - 4
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 15 September

    Fat Men in Black
    1 - 3
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    6 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    6 - 4
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    2 - 5
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 08 September

    Red Bull Salsburger
    4 - 6
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    5 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    5 - 5
    Fat Men in Black
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    11 - 7
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 01 September

    Real Madras - (Green)
    9 - 5
    Fat Men in Black
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 8
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    3 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    3 - 8
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 18 August

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    3 - 8
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    3 - 2
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    5 - 6
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fat Men in Black
    3 - 7
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 11 August

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    -1 - 2
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    2 - 2
    Fat Men in Black
    Red Bull Salsburger
    2 - 5
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    2 - 6
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 04 August

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    7 - -2
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Fat Men in Black
    -1 - 4
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    8 - -1
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    7 - 4
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 28 July

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    8 - 4
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    4 - 8
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    3 - 6
    Fat Men in Black
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    9 - 7
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 03 November

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black