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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ
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Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2023
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real McRib (Falmer Red)
5
5
10
2
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
5
3
7
3
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
5
3
6
4
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
5
3
6
5
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
5
2
5
6
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
5
2
4
7
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
5
1
2
8
Inter The Chippy (Black)
5
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 12 | 9 | 10 |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 7 |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 26 | 19 | 7 | 6 |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 6 |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 5 |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6 | -1 | 7 | 4 |
| St Fatienne (Falmer Green) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 18 | -9 | 2 |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 12 | 28 | -16 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 8 |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 5 | 7 | 7 |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 7 |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 6 | 9 | 6 |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 5 |
| St Fatienne (Falmer Green) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 4 |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 15 | -9 | 3 |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 16 | -14 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 11 | 8 |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | -1 | -8 | 7 | 6 |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 5 |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 3 |
| St Fatienne (Falmer Green) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | -8 | 5 | -13 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | Dan Inman | 3.50 | 6.81% |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | Clive Pullen | 3.00 | 3.71% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Andy Clapham | 3.00 | 2.37% |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | Rhys Bloy | 3.00 | -1.14% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | Dominic Rose | 2.50 | 4.59% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | Paul Salvage | 2.50 | 4.37% |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | Dan Cobb | 2.50 | 4.03% |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | Christian Strange | 2.50 | 2.61% |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | Andrew Davies | 2.50 | 1.33% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Peter Cumner | 2.50 | -1.14% |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | George Head | 2.00 | 1.47% |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | Michael Pannett | 1.00 | 3.17% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Travis Blake | 1.00 | 2.96% |
| St Fatienne (Falmer Green) | Nathan Hardy | 1.00 | 2.15% |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | Ben Argent | 1.00 | 2.06% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | Nicholas Brooker | 1.00 | 1.60% |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | Simon Jago | 1.00 | 1.07% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Ben Ferrer | 1.00 | 0.94% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | Mike Doyle | 1.00 | 0.89% |
| St Fatienne (Falmer Green) | derek hanley | 1.00 | 0.71% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Mike Clark | 1.00 | 0.69% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | Robert Barkworth | 1.00 | 0.23% |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | Lee Ramsey | 1.00 | 0.18% |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | Tom Argent | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | Ben Coomson | 0.50 | 4.07% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Andrew Stolton | 0.50 | 1.67% |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | Simon Strange | 0.50 | 1.54% |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | Antony Turner | 0.50 | 0.92% |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | Kevin Ward | 0.50 | 0.91% |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | Russell Healey | 0.50 | 0.83% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | Rob Van Der Steen | 0.50 | 0.80% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Phil Edmunds | 0.50 | 0.77% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | Dan Foyster | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | Alex Hotham | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | Nathan Etheridge | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 05 June
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 20:00St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 05 June
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 20:30Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 05 June
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 21:00Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 05 June
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)VS 21:30Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 12 June
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)VS 20:00Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 12 June
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 20:30River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 12 June
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)VS 21:00Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 12 June
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 21:30Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 19 June
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 20:00Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 19 June
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 20:30Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 19 June
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)VS 21:00River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 19 June
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 21:30Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 26 June
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)VS 20:00St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 26 June
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 20:30Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 26 June
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)VS 21:00Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 26 June
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 21:30Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 03 July
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 20:00Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 03 July
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 20:30River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 03 July
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 21:00Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 03 July
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)VS 21:30Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 10 July
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 20:00Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 10 July
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)VS 20:30Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 10 July
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)VS 21:00Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 10 July
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)VS 21:30Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 17 July
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 20:00River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 17 July
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 20:30Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 17 July
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 21:00Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 17 July
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 21:30St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 24 July
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)VS 20:00Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 24 July
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 20:30Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 24 July
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 21:00Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 24 July
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)VS 21:30River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 31 July
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 20:00Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 31 July
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)VS 20:30Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 31 July
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 21:00St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 31 July
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 21:30Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 22 May
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)8 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue)Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 5Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)Fatarcelona (Falmer White)5 - 3Inter The Chippy (Black)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)2 - 6Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 15 May
Inter The Chippy (Black)3 - 8River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)1 - 1Fatarcelona (Falmer White)Real McRib (Falmer Red)4 - 3St Fatienne (Falmer Green)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)-6 - 2Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 24 April
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)3 - -5St Fatienne (Falmer Green)Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 4Fatzio (Falmer Blue)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)7 - -2Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)Inter The Chippy (Black)2 - 3Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 17 April
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)6 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)9 - 3River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)Real McRib (Falmer Red)2 - 1Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 5Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 03 April
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)3 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)6 - 3St Fatienne (Falmer Green)Inter The Chippy (Black)4 - 6Fatzio (Falmer Blue)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)4 - 6Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 05 June
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green)Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue)Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 12 June
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 0Real McRib (Falmer Red)Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 19 June
Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 26 June
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green)Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Real McRib (Falmer Red)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)0 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue)Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 03 July
Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White)St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 10 July
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue)St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 0Real McRib (Falmer Red)Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 17 July
Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 24 July
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Real McRib (Falmer Red)Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 31 July
Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)0 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue)