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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Falmer. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Madras - (Green)
2
2
4
2
Bayern Munchin (Orange)
2
2
4
3
Kebaberdeen (Blue)
2
2
4
4
Fat Men in Black
2
1
2
5
Fenerbackache (Purple)
2
1
2
6
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
2
0
0
7
Red Bull Salsburger
2
0
0
8
Inter Your Tummy (White)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras - (Green) 2 2 0 0 11 2 9 4
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 2 2 0 0 12 7 5 4
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 2 2 0 0 10 6 4 4
Fat Men in Black 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 2
Fenerbackache (Purple) 2 1 0 1 9 11 -2 2
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 2 0 0 2 1 4 -3 0
Red Bull Salsburger 2 0 0 2 8 11 -3 0
Inter Your Tummy (White) 2 0 0 2 4 14 -10 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras - (Green) 2 1 1 0 6 1 5 3
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 2 1 1 0 6 2 4 3
Fat Men in Black 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 3
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 2 1 1 0 5 3 2 3
Fenerbackache (Purple) 2 1 0 1 4 7 -3 2
Red Bull Salsburger 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 1
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
Inter Your Tummy (White) 2 0 0 2 2 9 -7 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras - (Green) 2 2 0 0 5 0 5 4
Fenerbackache (Purple) 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 3
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 3
Fat Men in Black 2 1 0 1 0 -1 1 2
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 2
Red Bull Salsburger 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 1
Inter Your Tummy (White) 2 0 1 1 0 4 -4 1
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 2 0 0 2 -2 1 -3 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fenerbackache (Purple) Marcus Cook 1.00 2.57%
Real Madras - (Green) Rob Elkins 1.00 1.62%
Fenerbackache (Purple) Troy Markwick 1.00 1.58%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Dan Inman 1.00 0.93%
Real Madras - (Green) Aidan Smallwood 1.00 0.80%
Red Bull Salsburger Joseph Rossi 1.00 0.60%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andy Clapham 1.00 0.54%
Fenerbackache (Purple) Scott Blayney 1.00 0.53%
Real Madras - (Green) Dave Bennett 1.00 0.35%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Antonio Plati 0.50 3.55%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Ed Bliss 0.50 2.73%
Red Bull Salsburger Etienne Mustow 0.50 1.30%
Red Bull Salsburger James Kite 0.50 1.28%
Real Madras - (Green) Ben Ferrer 0.50 0.88%
Real Madras - (Green) Stuart Westcott 0.50 0.84%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Paul Elliott 0.50 0.74%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Richard Green 0.50 0.74%
Real Madras - (Green) Mike Burton 0.50 0.65%
Fenerbackache (Purple) Dan Wright 0.50 0.56%
Fat Men in Black Andrew Sander 0.50 0.50%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Simon Penney 0.50 0.46%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andy Standen 0.50 0.44%
Fenerbackache (Purple) Joe Green 0.50 0.39%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Nathan Etheridge 0.50 0.36%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Neil Jenner 0.50 0.30%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) James Trow 0.50 0.28%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Derek Hanley 0.50 0.27%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Giles Smith 0.50 0.24%
Fat Men in Black Matt Thorn 0.50 0.18%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Daryl Pledge 0.50 0.11%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Luke Baldwin 0.50 0.11%
Red Bull Salsburger Liam Deller 0.50 0.09%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Phil Edmunds 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 24 November

    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 24 November

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 24 November

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 24 November

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 21:30
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 01 December

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 20:00
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 01 December

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 01 December

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 01 December

    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 08 December

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 08 December

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fenerbackache (Purple)

  • Monday 08 December

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 08 December

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 21:30
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 15 December

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 15 December

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 15 December

    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 15 December

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 05 January

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 05 January

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 05 January

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 21:00
    Fenerbackache (Purple)

  • Monday 05 January

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 12 January

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 12 January

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 20:30
    Fenerbackache (Purple)

  • Monday 12 January

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 21:00
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 12 January

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 19 January

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 19 January

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 19 January

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 19 January

    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 26 January

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fenerbackache (Purple)

  • Monday 26 January

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 26 January

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 26 January

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 21:30
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 02 February

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:00
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 02 February

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 02 February

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 02 February

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Fenerbackache (Purple)

  • Monday 09 February

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 09 February

    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 09 February

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 09 February

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 21:30
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 16 February

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 16 February

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 16 February

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 21:00
    Fenerbackache (Purple)

  • Monday 16 February

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 23 February

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 23 February

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 23 February

    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 23 February

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Red Bull Salsburger

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 17 November

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    6 - 3
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    3 - 5
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    -2 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 7
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 10 November

    Real Madras - (Green)
    4 - 2
    Fat Men in Black
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    7 - 4
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    6 - 5
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    4 - 3
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 24 November

    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 01 December

    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 08 December

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 15 December

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 05 January

    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 12 January

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 19 January

    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 26 January

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 02 February

    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Purple)

  • Monday 09 February

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 16 February

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 23 February

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger