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Season Sixteen | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real McRib (Falmer Red)
5
5
10
2
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
5
3
7
3
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
5
3
6
4
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
5
3
6
5
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
5
2
5
6
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
5
2
4
7
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
5
1
2
8
Inter The Chippy (Black)
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real McRib (Falmer Red) 5 5 0 0 21 12 9 10
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) 5 3 1 1 14 8 6 7
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) 5 3 0 2 26 19 7 6
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) 5 3 0 2 13 17 -4 6
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) 5 2 1 2 14 14 0 5
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) 5 2 0 3 6 -1 7 4
St Fatienne (Falmer Green) 5 1 0 4 9 18 -9 2
Inter The Chippy (Black) 5 0 0 5 12 28 -16 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) 5 4 0 1 9 7 2 8
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) 5 3 1 1 12 5 7 7
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) 5 3 1 1 10 7 3 7
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) 5 3 0 2 15 6 9 6
Real McRib (Falmer Red) 5 2 1 2 7 7 0 5
St Fatienne (Falmer Green) 5 2 0 3 13 11 2 4
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) 5 1 1 3 6 15 -9 3
Inter The Chippy (Black) 5 0 0 5 2 16 -14 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) 5 4 0 1 6 -5 11 8
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) 5 4 0 1 1 1 0 8
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) 5 2 2 1 -1 -8 7 6
Real McRib (Falmer Red) 5 2 1 2 3 1 2 5
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) 5 2 1 2 1 1 0 5
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) 5 2 1 2 5 9 -4 5
Inter The Chippy (Black) 5 1 1 3 3 6 -3 3
St Fatienne (Falmer Green) 5 0 0 5 -8 5 -13 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Real McRib (Falmer Red) Dan Inman 3.50 6.81%
Inter The Chippy (Black) Clive Pullen 3.00 3.71%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Andy Clapham 3.00 2.37%
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) Rhys Bloy 3.00 -1.14%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) Dominic Rose 2.50 4.59%
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) Paul Salvage 2.50 4.37%
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) Dan Cobb 2.50 4.03%
Real McRib (Falmer Red) Christian Strange 2.50 2.61%
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) Andrew Davies 2.50 1.33%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Peter Cumner 2.50 -1.14%
Inter The Chippy (Black) George Head 2.00 1.47%
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) Michael Pannett 1.00 3.17%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Travis Blake 1.00 2.96%
St Fatienne (Falmer Green) Nathan Hardy 1.00 2.15%
Inter The Chippy (Black) Ben Argent 1.00 2.06%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) Nicholas Brooker 1.00 1.60%
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) Simon Jago 1.00 1.07%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Ben Ferrer 1.00 0.94%
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) Mike Doyle 1.00 0.89%
St Fatienne (Falmer Green) derek hanley 1.00 0.71%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Mike Clark 1.00 0.69%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) Robert Barkworth 1.00 0.23%
Real McRib (Falmer Red) Lee Ramsey 1.00 0.18%
Inter The Chippy (Black) Tom Argent 1.00 0.00%
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) Ben Coomson 0.50 4.07%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Andrew Stolton 0.50 1.67%
Real McRib (Falmer Red) Simon Strange 0.50 1.54%
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) Antony Turner 0.50 0.92%
Inter The Chippy (Black) Kevin Ward 0.50 0.91%
Real McRib (Falmer Red) Russell Healey 0.50 0.83%
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) Rob Van Der Steen 0.50 0.80%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Phil Edmunds 0.50 0.77%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) Dan Foyster 0.50 0.41%
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) Alex Hotham 0.50 0.35%
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) Nathan Etheridge 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 05 June

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 20:00
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 05 June

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 05 June

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 05 June

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 12 June

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    VS 20:00
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 12 June

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 20:30
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 12 June

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    VS 21:00
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 12 June

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 19 June

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 20:00
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 19 June

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 19 June

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    VS 21:00
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 19 June

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 26 June

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    VS 20:00
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 26 June

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 26 June

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 26 June

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 21:30
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 03 July

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 20:00
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 03 July

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 20:30
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 03 July

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 03 July

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    VS 21:30
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 10 July

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 10 July

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    VS 20:30
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 10 July

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    VS 21:00
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 10 July

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 17 July

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 20:00
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 17 July

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 17 July

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 17 July

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 21:30
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 24 July

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    VS 20:00
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 24 July

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 24 July

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 24 July

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    VS 21:30
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 31 July

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 20:00
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 31 July

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 31 July

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 21:00
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 31 July

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 22 May

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    8 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 5
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    5 - 3
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    2 - 6
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 15 May

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    3 - 8
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    1 - 1
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    4 - 3
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    -6 - 2
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 24 April

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    3 - -5
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 4
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    7 - -2
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    2 - 3
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 17 April

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    6 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    9 - 3
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    2 - 1
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 5
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 03 April

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    3 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    6 - 3
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    4 - 6
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    4 - 6
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 05 June

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 12 June

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 0
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 19 June

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 26 June

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 03 July

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 10 July

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 0
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 17 July

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 24 July

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 31 July

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)