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Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2022
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real McRib (Falmer Red)
2
2
4
2
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
2
2
4
3
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
2
1
2
4
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
2
1
2
5
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
2
1
2
6
Inter The Chippy (Black)
2
0
1
7
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
2
0
1
8
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 4 |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 4 |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 2 |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 2 |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 1 |
| St Fatienne (Falmer Green) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 1 |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 16 | -7 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| St Fatienne (Falmer Green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 2 |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 1 |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 6 | 4 |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 3 |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -2 | 0 | -2 | 1 |
| St Fatienne (Falmer Green) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -3 | 2 | -5 | 1 |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | Daniel Barnett | 4.00 | 2.00% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Andy Clapham | 4.00 | 1.14% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | Richard White | 3.50 | 2.21% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | Antony Turner | 3.50 | 0.78% |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | Ross Bridle | 1.00 | 2.17% |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | Dave Bennett | 1.00 | 1.74% |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | Joel Spicer | 1.00 | 1.65% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | Rob Elkins | 1.00 | 1.31% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | scott Gardiner | 1.00 | 0.58% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | Luke Baldwin | 0.50 | 2.49% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Duncan Ladkin | 0.50 | 1.84% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | David Williams | 0.50 | 1.78% |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | Zac Shinebourne | 0.50 | 1.70% |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | Philip Burton | 0.50 | 1.15% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Peter Cumner | 0.50 | 1.14% |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | Neil Jenner | 0.50 | 1.05% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | Travis Blake | 0.50 | 0.97% |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | Andrew Davies | 0.50 | 0.92% |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | Mike Burton | 0.50 | 0.86% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | Adrian Strange | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | Nicholas Brooker | 0.50 | 0.68% |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | John Lawrence | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | Ben Tyson | 0.50 | 0.44% |
| Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) | Chris Brown | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | Christian Maher loughnan | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | Mark Lonergan | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) | Jake Field | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) | Liam Deller | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| Fatzio (Falmer Blue) | Craig Wood | 0.50 | 0.17% |
| Real McRib (Falmer Red) | Rob Van Der Steen | 0.50 | 0.17% |
| St Fatienne (Falmer Green) | derek hanley | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Fatarcelona (Falmer White) | Nathan Etheridge | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 15 August
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 20:00Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 15 August
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 20:30St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 15 August
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 21:00River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 15 August
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 21:30Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 22 August
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)VS 20:00Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 22 August
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 20:30Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 22 August
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)VS 21:00Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 22 August
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 21:30Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 29 August
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 20:00Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 29 August
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 20:30Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 29 August
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 21:00St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 29 August
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)VS 21:30River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 05 September
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)VS 20:00Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 05 September
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 20:30River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 05 September
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 21:00Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 05 September
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 21:30Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 12 September
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 20:00Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 12 September
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 20:30Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 12 September
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)VS 21:00Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 12 September
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)VS 21:30St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 19 September
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 20:00St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 19 September
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)VS 20:30Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 19 September
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)VS 21:00Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 19 September
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 21:30Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 26 September
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 20:00Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 26 September
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 20:30Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 26 September
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 21:00River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 26 September
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 21:30St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 03 October
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 20:00Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 03 October
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)VS 20:30Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 03 October
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)VS 21:00Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 03 October
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)VS 21:30Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 10 October
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 20:00River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 10 October
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)VS 20:30Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 10 October
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 21:00St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 10 October
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 21:30Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 17 October
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 20:00Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 17 October
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 20:30Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 17 October
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)VS 21:00Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 17 October
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)VS 21:30Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 24 October
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)VS 20:00St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 24 October
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)VS 20:30Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 24 October
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)VS 21:00Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 24 October
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)VS 21:30Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 31 October
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 20:00Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 31 October
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)VS 20:30Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 31 October
Real McRib (Falmer Red)VS 21:00Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 31 October
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)VS 21:30River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
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Monday 08 August
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 4Real McRib (Falmer Red)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)5 - 3Fatzio (Falmer Blue)Inter The Chippy (Black)-2 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)Fatarcelona (Falmer White)3 - 4Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 01 August
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)7 - 6Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)6 - 11Fatarcelona (Falmer White)Real McRib (Falmer Red)4 - 3River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)St Fatienne (Falmer Green)3 - 3Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 15 August
Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green)Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 22 August
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White)St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 29 August
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Real McRib (Falmer Red)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green)Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) -
Monday 05 September
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White)Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 12 September
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue)Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 0Real McRib (Falmer Red)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 19 September
Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)0 - 0Real McRib (Falmer Red)Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 26 September
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green) -
Monday 03 October
Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Real McRib (Falmer Red)St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)0 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 10 October
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Real McRib (Falmer Red) -
Monday 17 October
Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue)Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White) -
Monday 24 October
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)0 - 0St Fatienne (Falmer Green)River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Real McRib (Falmer Red)Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Fatzio (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 31 October
Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)Fatzio (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)Real McRib (Falmer Red)0 - 0Fatarcelona (Falmer White)St Fatienne (Falmer Green)0 - 0River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)