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Season Fourteen | 2022
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real McRib (Falmer Red)
2
2
4
2
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
2
2
4
3
Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
2
1
2
4
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
2
1
2
5
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
2
1
2
6
Inter The Chippy (Black)
2
0
1
7
St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
2
0
1
8
Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real McRib (Falmer Red) 2 2 0 0 8 3 5 4
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) 2 2 0 0 11 9 2 4
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) 2 1 0 1 14 10 4 2
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) 2 1 0 1 8 7 1 2
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) 2 1 0 1 6 5 1 2
Inter The Chippy (Black) 2 0 1 1 1 3 -2 1
St Fatienne (Falmer Green) 2 0 1 1 3 7 -4 1
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) 2 0 0 2 9 16 -7 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) 2 2 0 0 4 2 2 4
Inter The Chippy (Black) 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 3
St Fatienne (Falmer Green) 2 1 0 1 6 4 2 2
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) 2 1 0 1 6 5 1 2
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 2
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) 2 1 0 1 3 4 -1 2
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) 2 0 1 1 0 1 -1 1
Real McRib (Falmer Red) 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real McRib (Falmer Red) 2 2 0 0 3 -3 6 4
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) 2 1 1 0 6 2 4 3
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 3
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) 2 1 0 1 4 3 1 2
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) 2 0 2 0 5 5 0 2
Inter The Chippy (Black) 2 0 1 1 -2 0 -2 1
St Fatienne (Falmer Green) 2 0 1 1 -3 2 -5 1
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) 2 0 0 2 3 9 -6 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) Daniel Barnett 4.00 2.00%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Andy Clapham 4.00 1.14%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) Richard White 3.50 2.21%
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) Antony Turner 3.50 0.78%
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) Ross Bridle 1.00 2.17%
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) Dave Bennett 1.00 1.74%
Real McRib (Falmer Red) Joel Spicer 1.00 1.65%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) Rob Elkins 1.00 1.31%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) scott Gardiner 1.00 0.58%
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) Luke Baldwin 0.50 2.49%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Duncan Ladkin 0.50 1.84%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) David Williams 0.50 1.78%
Real McRib (Falmer Red) Zac Shinebourne 0.50 1.70%
Inter The Chippy (Black) Philip Burton 0.50 1.15%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Peter Cumner 0.50 1.14%
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) Neil Jenner 0.50 1.05%
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) Travis Blake 0.50 0.97%
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) Andrew Davies 0.50 0.92%
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) Mike Burton 0.50 0.86%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) Adrian Strange 0.50 0.76%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) Nicholas Brooker 0.50 0.68%
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) John Lawrence 0.50 0.45%
Real McRib (Falmer Red) Ben Tyson 0.50 0.44%
Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple) Chris Brown 0.50 0.41%
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) Christian Maher loughnan 0.50 0.35%
Real McRib (Falmer Red) Mark Lonergan 0.50 0.35%
Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange) Jake Field 0.50 0.21%
River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow) Liam Deller 0.50 0.21%
Fatzio (Falmer Blue) Craig Wood 0.50 0.17%
Real McRib (Falmer Red) Rob Van Der Steen 0.50 0.17%
St Fatienne (Falmer Green) derek hanley 0.50 0.00%
Fatarcelona (Falmer White) Nathan Etheridge 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 15 August

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 20:00
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 15 August

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 20:30
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 15 August

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 21:00
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 15 August

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 22 August

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 22 August

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 22 August

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    VS 21:00
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 22 August

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 21:30
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 29 August

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 29 August

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 29 August

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 21:00
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 29 August

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    VS 21:30
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 05 September

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    VS 20:00
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 05 September

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 20:30
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 05 September

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 21:00
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 05 September

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 12 September

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 12 September

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 12 September

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    VS 21:00
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 12 September

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 19 September

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 20:00
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 19 September

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 19 September

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    VS 21:00
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 19 September

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 26 September

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 26 September

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 26 September

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 21:00
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 26 September

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 21:30
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 03 October

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 03 October

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 03 October

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 03 October

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    VS 21:30
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 10 October

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 20:00
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 10 October

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    VS 20:30
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 10 October

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 21:00
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 10 October

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 17 October

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 17 October

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 20:30
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 17 October

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    VS 21:00
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 17 October

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 24 October

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    VS 20:00
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 24 October

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 24 October

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 24 October

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 31 October

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 31 October

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 31 October

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    VS 21:00
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 31 October

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    VS 21:30
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)

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  • Monday 08 August

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 4
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    5 - 3
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    -2 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    3 - 4
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 01 August

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    7 - 6
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    6 - 11
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    4 - 3
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    3 - 3
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
  • Monday 15 August

    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 22 August

    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 29 August

    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
  • Monday 05 September

    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 12 September

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 0
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 19 September

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
  • Monday 26 September

    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
  • Monday 03 October

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
  • Monday 10 October

    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
  • Monday 17 October

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
  • Monday 24 October

    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    0 - 0
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
  • Monday 31 October

    Inter The Chippy (Black)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Midriff (Falmer Purple)
    Fatzio (Falmer Blue)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Falmer Orange)
    Real McRib (Falmer Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatarcelona (Falmer White)
    St Fatienne (Falmer Green)
    0 - 0
    River Full Plate (Falmer Yellow)