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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Falmer. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter Your Tummy (White)
11
7
14
2
Kebaberdeen (Blue)
11
6
14
3
Red Bull Salsburger
11
5
13
4
Bayern Munchin (Orange)
11
6
13
5
Real Madras - (Green)
11
5
13
6
Fenerbackache (Pink)
11
4
9
7
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
11
2
7
8
Fat Men in Black
11
2
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Your Tummy (White) 11 7 0 4 73 56 17 14
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 11 6 2 3 65 64 1 14
Red Bull Salsburger 11 5 3 3 72 56 16 13
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 11 6 1 4 64 52 12 13
Real Madras - (Green) 11 5 3 3 63 53 10 13
Fenerbackache (Pink) 11 4 1 6 76 64 12 9
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 11 2 3 6 38 63 -25 7
Fat Men in Black 11 2 1 8 33 76 -43 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Bull Salsburger 11 8 0 3 48 17 31 16
Fenerbackache (Pink) 11 7 1 3 28 24 4 15
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 11 6 2 3 25 17 8 14
Inter Your Tummy (White) 11 6 2 3 26 23 3 14
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 11 6 0 5 29 25 4 12
Fat Men in Black 11 2 3 6 13 39 -26 7
Real Madras - (Green) 11 2 2 7 17 27 -10 6
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 11 2 0 9 14 28 -14 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras - (Green) 11 8 0 3 32 13 19 16
Inter Your Tummy (White) 11 8 0 3 31 17 14 16
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 11 7 0 4 33 8 25 14
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 11 7 0 4 22 22 0 14
Fenerbackache (Pink) 11 4 1 6 25 25 0 9
Red Bull Salsburger 11 4 1 6 6 24 -18 9
Fat Men in Black 11 4 0 7 5 19 -14 8
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 11 1 0 10 2 28 -26 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Real Madras - (Green) Derek Warner 11.50 10.40%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Kieran Howard 8.50 6.29%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Matthew Deen 8.50 2.71%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) James Trow 8.00 3.48%
Real Madras - (Green) Dave Bennett 7.50 6.77%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Richard Green 7.50 2.81%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Daryl Pledge 6.00 6.67%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Paul Elliott 6.00 4.84%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Marcus Cook 6.00 3.40%
Red Bull Salsburger James Kite 6.00 0.18%
Red Bull Salsburger Muhammed Razak 5.00 4.58%
Real Madras - (Green) Martin Bouette 5.00 4.44%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Nathan Etheridge 5.00 3.64%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Stuart Westcott 5.00 1.07%
Fat Men in Black Jack Young 4.00 1.90%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Simon Argles 4.00 1.69%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Alexander Kenney 4.00 1.36%
Fat Men in Black Tom Webster 4.00 0.90%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Jeff Pollock 3.50 9.43%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Antony Turner 3.50 5.38%
Fenerbackache (Pink) George Head 3.50 3.99%
Real Madras - (Green) Craig Ralston 3.50 3.75%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Simon Penney 3.50 3.48%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Mike Doyle 3.50 3.02%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Aaron Devoy 3.50 1.60%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Steve Sayers 3.50 0.16%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Kevin Cox 3.00 5.37%
Red Bull Salsburger Charlie Dopson 3.00 4.32%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Dan Inman 3.00 3.98%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Craig Dainty 3.00 3.79%
Real Madras - (Green) James Meade 3.00 2.66%
Real Madras - (Green) Peter Cumner 3.00 1.95%
Fat Men in Black Michael Abatan 3.00 1.12%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Gabriel Cavalcante 3.00 1.11%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Lehan Zhang 2.50 3.40%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Giles Smith 2.50 1.02%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Cosmin Stoica 2.50 0.70%
Red Bull Salsburger Josh Ellis-Smith 2.50 0.20%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Ben Diboll 1.50 0.70%
Fenerbackache (Pink) Luke Baldwin 1.00 4.35%
Real Madras - (Green) Chris Bolton 1.00 2.23%
Real Madras - (Green) Liam Deller 1.00 2.17%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Vinny Stephenson 1.00 2.07%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Steve Norman 1.00 0.84%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Brad Smith 0.50 1.09%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andrés Cadavid 0.50 0.68%
Fat Men in Black Clive Pullen 0.50 0.40%
Red Bull Salsburger Martin Barrett 0.50 0.20%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Mike Burton 0.50 -0.78%
Real Madras - (Green) Serge Abdelkader 0.50 -1.14%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 07 July

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 07 July

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 07 July

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 07 July

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 14 July

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 14 July

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 14 July

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 21:00
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 14 July

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 21 July

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 20:00
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 21 July

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 21 July

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 21 July

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 30 June

    Real Madras - (Green)
    7 - 3
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    7 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    5 - 5
    Fat Men in Black
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    10 - 6
    Fenerbackache (Pink)

  • Monday 23 June

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    3 - 9
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    3 - 6
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    5 - 5
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fat Men in Black
    -2 - 6
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 16 June

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    12 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    6 - 5
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    8 - 2
    Fat Men in Black
    Red Bull Salsburger
    5 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 09 June

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    12 - 3
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    2 - 8
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    6 - 2
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Fat Men in Black
    6 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 02 June

    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    8 - 4
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    3 - 3
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    5 - 6
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    10 - 1
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 12 May

    Real Madras - (Green)
    5 - 5
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    3 - 7
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fat Men in Black
    2 - 13
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    8 - 7
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 28 April

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    -1 - 9
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    2 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    3 - 9
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    3 - 6
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 14 April

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    7 - 6
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    5 - 5
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Fat Men in Black
    2 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    8 - 9
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 07 April

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    3 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    12 - 5
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    5 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    9 - 5
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 31 March

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    3 - 1
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    5 - 5
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 5
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 4
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 24 March

    Red Bull Salsburger
    12 - 3
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    7 - 4
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    9 - 8
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    5 - 6
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 07 July

    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 14 July

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Fenerbackache (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 21 July

    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Pink)