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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ

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Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2026
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Porksmouth (pink)
3
3
6
2
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
3
2
5
3
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
3
2
4
4
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
3
2
4
5
Real Fatties (greens)
3
1
3
6
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
3
1
2
7
We're Not Athletic (red)
3
1
2
8
Fatchester United (Purples)
3
1
2
9
Cold Palmersan (Blues)
3
1
2
10
Ozempiacos (whites)
3
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Porksmouth (pink) 3 3 0 0 32 15 17 6
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 3 2 1 0 41 16 25 5
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) 3 2 0 1 34 25 9 4
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 3 2 0 1 38 29 9 4
Real Fatties (greens) 3 1 1 1 30 31 -1 3
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) 3 1 0 2 34 30 4 2
We're Not Athletic (red) 3 1 0 2 24 28 -4 2
Fatchester United (Purples) 3 1 0 2 25 33 -8 2
Cold Palmersan (Blues) 3 1 0 2 21 31 -10 2
Ozempiacos (whites) 3 0 0 3 12 53 -41 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Fatties (greens) 3 3 0 0 22 10 12 6
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) 3 2 1 0 17 7 10 5
Porksmouth (pink) 3 2 0 1 16 12 4 4
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 3 2 0 1 18 14 4 4
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 3 1 1 1 20 9 11 3
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) 3 1 0 2 19 19 0 2
Fatchester United (Purples) 3 1 0 2 16 17 -1 2
Cold Palmersan (Blues) 3 1 0 2 12 18 -6 2
We're Not Athletic (red) 3 1 0 2 11 18 -7 2
Ozempiacos (whites) 3 0 0 3 6 33 -27 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 3 3 1 0 13 2 11 7
Porksmouth (pink) 3 3 1 0 8 -1 9 7
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 3 2 2 0 12 10 2 6
We're Not Athletic (red) 3 2 1 1 7 2 5 5
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) 3 2 0 1 7 6 1 4
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) 3 1 2 1 10 11 -1 4
Cold Palmersan (Blues) 3 1 0 2 4 6 -2 2
Real Fatties (greens) 3 0 1 3 1 14 -13 1
Fatchester United (Purples) 3 0 0 3 5 8 -3 0
Ozempiacos (whites) 3 0 0 3 3 12 -9 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Paul High 5.50 5.40%
Porksmouth (pink) Charlie Knight 5.50 2.52%
We're Not Athletic (red) Paul Akehurst 4.00 2.06%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) David Merrony 4.00 0.23%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Chris Mirrlees 3.50 6.00%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Lee John Bridgeman 3.50 0.00%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Jordan Peacock 2.50 4.08%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Matthew Palmer 2.50 2.99%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Josh Holloway 2.50 2.93%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Ashley Wearing 2.50 2.72%
Cold Palmersan (Blues) Toby Hull 2.50 2.16%
We're Not Athletic (red) Greg Goodman 2.50 1.67%
Fatchester United (Purples) Luke Morton-Holtham 2.00 0.00%
Cold Palmersan (Blues) Gary Nelson 1.00 2.90%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Scott Sherry 1.00 2.85%
Fatchester United (Purples) Kelvin MacRae 1.00 2.39%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Dan Inch 1.00 2.34%
Ozempiacos (whites) Frankie Fairbrass 1.00 2.05%
Ozempiacos (whites) Sean Connor 1.00 1.59%
Cold Palmersan (Blues) James Worrell 1.00 1.42%
We're Not Athletic (red) Ashley Goodwillie 1.00 1.22%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Steven Ireland 1.00 1.12%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Mike Gabell 1.00 1.10%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Josh Oriwoh 1.00 1.09%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Daniel Jacobs 1.00 0.88%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Chris Hatcher 1.00 0.87%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Daniele Goncalves 1.00 0.87%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Ryan Andrews 1.00 0.86%
Porksmouth (pink) Lewis Coake 1.00 0.76%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Vinny Mehmet 1.00 0.73%
Porksmouth (pink) Nathan Ribbens 1.00 0.29%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Eric King 1.00 0.17%
Fatchester United (Purples) Craig Marshall 0.50 3.45%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Richard Fuller 0.50 3.30%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Aaron Mizon 0.50 3.25%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Nathan Laker 0.50 2.82%
Fatchester United (Purples) Shaun Kay 0.50 2.68%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Tom East 0.50 2.62%
Ozempiacos (whites) Max Jones 0.50 2.52%
Real Fatties (greens) Dominic Monk 0.50 2.42%
Real Fatties (greens) John Goodwin 0.50 2.28%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Sam Jones 0.50 2.20%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Louis Covington 0.50 1.79%
Ozempiacos (whites) Daniel Irwin 0.50 1.11%
We're Not Athletic (red) Callum Newman 0.50 0.89%
Fatchester United (Purples) charlie hunt 0.50 0.70%
Real Fatties (greens) Lee Harmer 0.50 0.64%
Cold Palmersan (Blues) David Castle 0.50 0.51%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Luke Kinchin 0.50 0.43%
Porksmouth (pink) Thomas Hindley 0.50 0.41%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Bradley Hewitt 0.50 0.40%
Porksmouth (pink) Jacob Morrison 0.50 0.24%
Fatchester United (Purples) Daniel Wyatt 0.50 0.23%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Paul Wood 0.50 0.21%
Porksmouth (pink) Reece Barber 0.50 0.21%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Mick Feehan 0.50 0.20%
Real Fatties (greens) Karl Collins 0.50 0.17%
Real Fatties (greens) Adam Blundell 0.50 0.11%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Jimmy Howard 0.50 0.10%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Fatchester United (Purples)
    VS 19:00
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:00
    Porksmouth (pink)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Real Fatties (greens)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Real Fatties (greens)
    VS 19:00
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    VS 19:30
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Fatchester United (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Porksmouth (pink)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 19:00
    Real Fatties (greens)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 19:30
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Fatchester United (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 21:00
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 19:30
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    We're Not Athletic (red)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Real Fatties (greens)
    VS 21:00
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 19:00
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Real Fatties (greens)
    VS 19:30
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 19:00
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Real Fatties (greens)
    VS 20:00
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 21:00
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 18 November

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    We're Not Athletic (red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    19 - 15
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    13 - 6
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    12 - 9
    Real Fatties (greens)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    23 - 2
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    9 - 14
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    19 - 7
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    7 - 12
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    8 - 2
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    10 - 10
    Real Fatties (greens)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    11 - 2
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    11 - 3
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    10 - 9
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    12 - 4
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    9 - 11
    Real Fatties (greens)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    4 - 8
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Fatchester United (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatties (greens)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Real Fatties (greens)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    0 - 0
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatties (greens)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    Real Fatties (greens)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Real Fatties (greens)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Real Fatties (greens)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 18 November

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    We're Not Athletic (red)