Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Gillingham. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Medway District Council if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Real fattiss (greens) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 106 | 69 | 37 | 12 |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 95 | 74 | 21 | 12 |
We're not athletic (red) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 87 | 76 | 11 | 11 |
Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 112 | 85 | 27 | 10 |
Porksmouth (pink) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 87 | 76 | 11 | 10 |
Cold palmerson (blues) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 84 | 80 | 4 | 8 |
Ozempiacos (whites) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 73 | 90 | -17 | 6 |
Fatchester united (Purples) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 65 | 87 | -22 | 5 |
Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 48 | 89 | -41 | 4 |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 60 | 91 | -31 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 48 | 23 | 25 | 13 |
Real fattiss (greens) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 54 | 21 | 33 | 12 |
Porksmouth (pink) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 40 | 21 | 19 | 11 |
We're not athletic (red) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 38 | 33 | 5 | 10 |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 32 | 31 | 1 | 10 |
Ozempiacos (whites) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 28 | 34 | -6 | 8 |
Cold palmerson (blues) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 29 | 31 | -2 | 7 |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 23 | 47 | -24 | 4 |
Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 24 | 48 | -24 | 4 |
Fatchester united (Purples) | 8 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 13 | 40 | -27 | 1 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 42 | 24 | 18 | 13 |
Real fattiss (greens) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 31 | 29 | 2 | 12 |
Cold palmerson (blues) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 35 | 32 | 3 | 10 |
Porksmouth (pink) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 27 | 34 | -7 | 9 |
We're not athletic (red) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 33 | 24 | 9 | 8 |
Fatchester united (Purples) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 31 | 28 | 3 | 8 |
Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 43 | 44 | -1 | 7 |
Ozempiacos (whites) | 8 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 29 | 34 | -5 | 5 |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 19 | 26 | -7 | 5 |
Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 8 | 23 | -15 | 3 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Stuart Campbell | 14.00 | -1.00% |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 12.00 | 9.60% |
Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 12.00 | -0.46% |
We're not athletic (red) | Billy Woods | 11.00 | 9.64% |
Real fattiss (greens) | Lee Gambell | 9.00 | 7.24% |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Shaun Mckeever | 8.50 | 9.00% |
Cold palmerson (blues) | Toby Hull | 8.50 | 7.83% |
Porksmouth (pink) | Lewis Coake | 8.50 | 5.88% |
Fatchester united (Purples) | Joe Weaver | 8.50 | 5.53% |
We're not athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 8.00 | 14.57% |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Luke Mcleod | 8.00 | 6.98% |
We're not athletic (red) | Scott Aaron Tejada | 8.00 | 6.76% |
Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Nick Tidy | 8.00 | 5.95% |
Cold palmerson (blues) | James Worrell | 7.50 | 9.83% |
Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 7.50 | 2.03% |
Cold palmerson (blues) | David Castle | 6.50 | 7.45% |
Fatchester united (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 6.50 | 5.40% |
Porksmouth (pink) | Jacob Morrison | 6.50 | 3.77% |
Cold palmerson (blues) | Thye Squelch | 6.00 | 5.71% |
Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 6.00 | 5.67% |
Real fattiss (greens) | Karl Collins | 6.00 | 4.33% |
Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jack Archer | 5.50 | 6.88% |
Fatchester united (Purples) | Christopher Keeley | 5.50 | 6.08% |
We're not athletic (red) | Alec Hemingway | 5.00 | 10.70% |
Real fattiss (greens) | Jake Wilson | 5.00 | 5.66% |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Nick Pebody | 5.00 | 4.77% |
Real fattiss (greens) | Adam Blundell | 5.00 | 4.64% |
Fatchester united (Purples) | Adam Farrall | 5.00 | 4.25% |
Ozempiacos (whites) | Kane Illsley | 5.00 | 3.95% |
Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Daniele Goncalves | 5.00 | 3.07% |
Ozempiacos (whites) | Lester Franklin | 5.00 | 3.00% |
Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Ashley Wearing | 5.00 | 1.61% |
Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Terry Eeles | 4.00 | 1.84% |
We're not athletic (red) | John Millgate | 3.50 | 6.41% |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Shaun Kay | 3.50 | 5.45% |
Fatchester united (Purples) | Kelvin MacRae | 3.50 | 5.31% |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Ashley Goodwillie | 3.50 | 4.39% |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Paul Wood | 3.50 | 4.04% |
Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 3.50 | 3.94% |
Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Tom Yeomans | 3.50 | 3.81% |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mick Feehan | 3.50 | 3.55% |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Hasaan Sheikh | 3.50 | 3.27% |
Cold palmerson (blues) | Lee Carter | 3.50 | 2.96% |
Ozempiacos (whites) | Aaron Scott | 3.50 | 2.79% |
Ozempiacos (whites) | Jake Logan | 3.50 | 2.21% |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | James Denman | 3.50 | 2.19% |
Ozempiacos (whites) | Paul Gill | 3.50 | 1.50% |
Porksmouth (pink) | Alexandros Antorka Pieri | 3.00 | 6.01% |
Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Michael Prempeh | 3.00 | 4.55% |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Iain Smith | 3.00 | 3.19% |
Real fattiss (greens) | Jerome Small | 3.00 | 2.96% |
Fatchester united (Purples) | Bradley Kerton | 3.00 | 2.67% |
Real fattiss (greens) | Dominic Jones | 3.00 | 2.57% |
Real fattiss (greens) | Steven Peeling | 3.00 | 2.05% |
Cold palmerson (blues) | Danny Hewitt | 3.00 | 1.81% |
Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 3.00 | 1.67% |
Cold palmerson (blues) | Chris Enoh | 3.00 | 1.42% |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 3.00 | 0.75% |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Eric King | 3.00 | 0.41% |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Daniel Stamper | 2.50 | 1.86% |
Real fattiss (greens) | Lee Harmer | 2.50 | 1.77% |
Fatchester united (Purples) | Harry Truss | 2.50 | 1.40% |
Fatchester united (Purples) | Winston Burke | 2.50 | 1.35% |
Ozempiacos (whites) | Daniel Irwin | 2.50 | 0.70% |
Porksmouth (pink) | Lee Dawkins | 2.50 | -0.25% |
Cold palmerson (blues) | Ashley Wood | 2.00 | 2.67% |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Jimmy Howard | 2.00 | 2.20% |
Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Steven Coltman | 2.00 | 0.85% |
Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Phil Allen | 2.00 | 0.21% |
Ozempiacos (whites) | Damien Etheridge | 1.50 | 0.73% |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | charlie hunt | 1.50 | 0.32% |
Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Fraser Peel | 1.50 | -0.09% |
Real fattiss (greens) | Orhan Misiri | 1.00 | 3.07% |
Porksmouth (pink) | Daniel Lamb | 1.00 | 1.48% |
Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Josh Holland | 1.00 | 1.16% |
Porksmouth (pink) | Matthew Fuller | 1.00 | 0.70% |
Porksmouth (pink) | Kieran O’Dea | 1.00 | 0.37% |
Ozempiacos (whites) | Jay Twigg | 1.00 | 0.24% |
We're not athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 1.00 | 0.00% |
Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Bradley Hewitt | 1.00 | -0.50% |
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 0.50 | 2.64% |
Ozempiacos (whites) | Alex Jones | 0.50 | 1.95% |
Ozempiacos (whites) | Joe Negus | 0.50 | 0.68% |
Cold palmerson (blues) | Liam Anderson | 0.50 | -3.16% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 10 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 10 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 10 September
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 20:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 10 September
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 10 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 17 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 17 September
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 17 September
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Porksmouth (pink)VS 21:00Real fattiss (greens)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 27 August
Ozempiacos (whites)5 - 7We're not athletic (red)Moobs like jabba (stripes)6 - 10Porksmouth (pink)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)13 - 8Real fattiss (greens)Cold palmerson (blues)9 - 12Fatchester united (Purples)Al-fattihad (Yellows)6 - 13Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 30 July
Porksmouth (pink)12 - 9We're not athletic (red)Moobs like jabba (stripes)4 - 11Real fattiss (greens)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)10 - 8Ozempiacos (whites)Cold palmerson (blues)8 - 15Ivory Stout (Oranges)Al-fattihad (Yellows)8 - 4Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 02 July
Real fattiss (greens)14 - 8We're not athletic (red)Ozempiacos (whites)11 - 10Porksmouth (pink)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)15 - 3Moobs like jabba (stripes)Fatchester united (Purples)6 - 18Ivory Stout (Oranges)Al-fattihad (Yellows)11 - 15Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 10 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)
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Wednesday 03 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 03 September
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 03 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 20:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 03 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 03 September
Real fattiss (greens)VS 21:00Ivory Stout (Oranges)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 20 August
Cold palmerson (blues)11 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)13 - 6Fatchester united (Purples)Ozempiacos (whites)13 - 7Al-fattihad (Yellows)Real fattiss (greens)7 - 12Porksmouth (pink)We're not athletic (red)6 - 16Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 13 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)7 - 9Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Porksmouth (pink)6 - 14We're not athletic (red)Ivory Stout (Oranges)17 - 5Moobs like jabba (stripes)Ozempiacos (whites)7 - 16Real fattiss (greens)Cold palmerson (blues)11 - 6Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 06 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)11 - 6Porksmouth (pink)Cold palmerson (blues)7 - 16Real fattiss (greens)Ozempiacos (whites)8 - 10Fatchester united (Purples)Al-fattihad (Yellows)5 - 16Ivory Stout (Oranges)We're not athletic (red)9 - 3Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 23 July
Ivory Stout (Oranges)14 - 16Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Moobs like jabba (stripes)6 - 13Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)9 - 14We're not athletic (red)Cold palmerson (blues)13 - 8Ozempiacos (whites)Real fattiss (greens)13 - 8Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 16 July
Porksmouth (pink)14 - 10Cold palmerson (blues)Ivory Stout (Oranges)7 - 12Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)17 - 9Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)10 - 7Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ozempiacos (whites)6 - 15We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 09 July
Ozempiacos (whites)13 - 10Moobs like jabba (stripes)We're not athletic (red)12 - 12Fatchester united (Purples)Al-fattihad (Yellows)9 - 16Real fattiss (greens)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)15 - 10Cold palmerson (blues)Porksmouth (pink)15 - 16Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 25 June
Fatchester united (Purples)6 - 11Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ivory Stout (Oranges)16 - 15Cold palmerson (blues)Porksmouth (pink)9 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Real fattiss (greens)15 - 3Moobs like jabba (stripes)We're not athletic (red)11 - 10Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 18 June
We're not athletic (red)6 - 14Real fattiss (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)10 - 11Ozempiacos (whites)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)4 - 11Moobs like jabba (stripes)Fatchester united (Purples)5 - 12Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)5 - 7Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 03 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)