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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Gillingham. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Medway District Council if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real fattiss (greens)
6
5
10
2
We're not athletic (red)
6
4
9
3
Porksmouth (pink)
6
4
8
4
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
6
4
8
5
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
6
3
6
6
Fatchester united (Purples)
6
2
5
7
Cold palmerson (blues)
6
2
4
8
Ozempiacos (whites)
6
2
4
9
Moobs like jabba (stripes)
6
2
4
10
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
6
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real fattiss (greens) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 83 | 50 | 33 | 10 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 9 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 69 | 55 | 14 | 8 |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 73 | 61 | 12 | 8 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 79 | 74 | 5 | 6 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 53 | 63 | -10 | 5 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 62 | 74 | -12 | 4 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 55 | 67 | -12 | 4 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 43 | 61 | -18 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 46 | 69 | -23 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real fattiss (greens) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 43 | 13 | 30 | 10 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 22 | 12 | 10 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 32 | 18 | 14 | 9 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 31 | 16 | 15 | 7 |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 23 | 26 | -3 | 6 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 23 | -5 | 6 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 31 | -11 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 36 | -19 | 4 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 15 | 30 | -15 | 3 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 11 | 29 | -18 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real fattiss (greens) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 24 | 23 | 1 | 10 |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 20 | 14 | 9 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 20 | 5 | 7 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 23 | 22 | 1 | 7 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 31 | 32 | -1 | 7 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 5 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 5 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 6 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 24 | 27 | -3 | 4 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 16 | -6 | 3 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 31 | 40 | -9 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Stuart Campbell | 10.00 | 1.14% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 8.00 | 8.95% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Lee Gambell | 8.00 | 6.12% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 8.00 | -0.23% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Toby Hull | 6.50 | 7.11% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Nick Tidy | 6.50 | 6.17% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Scott Aaron Tejada | 6.50 | 5.52% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Luke Mcleod | 6.50 | 4.97% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Jacob Morrison | 6.50 | 4.00% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 6.00 | 11.78% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | David Castle | 6.00 | 6.07% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Shaun Mckeever | 6.00 | 6.07% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Christopher Keeley | 5.50 | 8.25% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Billy Woods | 5.50 | 6.52% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Thye Squelch | 5.50 | 5.24% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 5.50 | 4.56% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Karl Collins | 5.50 | 2.42% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jack Archer | 5.00 | 6.65% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | James Worrell | 5.00 | 6.56% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 5.00 | 6.07% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Jake Wilson | 3.50 | 5.09% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Adam Blundell | 3.50 | 4.85% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lewis Coake | 3.50 | 4.74% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Paul Gill | 3.50 | 4.34% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Joe Weaver | 3.50 | 4.32% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Kane Illsley | 3.50 | 3.83% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Tom Yeomans | 3.50 | 3.81% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Terry Eeles | 3.50 | 2.86% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Daniele Goncalves | 3.50 | 2.82% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Alec Hemingway | 3.00 | 8.23% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Kelvin MacRae | 3.00 | 7.55% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Jerome Small | 3.00 | 4.58% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Michael Prempeh | 3.00 | 4.55% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Paul Wood | 3.00 | 3.94% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 3.00 | 3.62% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Iain Smith | 3.00 | 3.56% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Lester Franklin | 3.00 | 3.43% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Lee Carter | 3.00 | 3.20% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 3.00 | 2.70% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Danny Hewitt | 3.00 | 2.27% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | James Denman | 3.00 | 2.19% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Aaron Scott | 3.00 | 2.15% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Nick Pebody | 3.00 | 1.89% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Jake Logan | 3.00 | 1.63% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Ashley Wearing | 3.00 | 0.46% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Daniel Irwin | 3.00 | 0.40% |
| We're not athletic (red) | John Millgate | 2.50 | 4.02% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Ashley Goodwillie | 2.50 | 3.95% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Jimmy Howard | 2.50 | 3.30% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 2.50 | 3.19% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Shaun Kay | 2.50 | 2.69% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mick Feehan | 2.50 | 2.68% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Bradley Kerton | 2.50 | 2.12% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Liam Anderson | 2.50 | 1.92% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Adam Farrall | 2.50 | 1.90% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Hasaan Sheikh | 2.50 | 1.90% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Chris Enoh | 2.50 | 1.76% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Fraser Peel | 2.50 | 1.69% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Harry Truss | 2.50 | 1.55% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 2.50 | 1.51% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Lee Harper | 2.50 | 1.12% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Steven Peeling | 2.50 | 0.94% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Eric King | 2.50 | 0.74% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lee Dawkins | 2.50 | 0.25% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Winston Burke | 2.00 | 1.14% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Phil Allen | 2.00 | 0.21% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Ashley Wood | 1.50 | 1.51% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Matthew Fuller | 1.50 | -0.35% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Alexandros Antorka Pieri | 1.00 | 5.21% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Daniel Stamper | 1.00 | 2.16% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Lee Harmer | 1.00 | 0.62% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Jay Twigg | 1.00 | 0.60% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Kieran O’Dea | 1.00 | 0.37% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Dominic Jones | 1.00 | 0.18% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 1.00 | 0.18% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Aaron Cook | 1.00 | 0.11% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Bradley Hewitt | 1.00 | -0.60% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | charlie hunt | 1.00 | -1.11% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 0.50 | 2.64% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Michael Kiernan | 0.50 | 1.70% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Orhan Misiri | 0.50 | 1.36% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Mark Jarmak | 0.50 | 1.34% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Nix Clifton | 0.50 | 1.31% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Joe Negus | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Daniel Lamb | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Vineeth Mathew Joseph | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Graham Holroyd | 0.50 | 0.15% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 27 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 27 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 27 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 27 August
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 27 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 10 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 10 September
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 20:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 10 September
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 10 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 17 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 17 September
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 17 September
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Porksmouth (pink)VS 21:00Real fattiss (greens)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 30 July
Porksmouth (pink)12 - 9We're not athletic (red)Moobs like jabba (stripes)4 - 11Real fattiss (greens)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)10 - 8Ozempiacos (whites)Cold palmerson (blues)8 - 15Ivory Stout (Oranges)Al-fattihad (Yellows)8 - 4Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 02 July
Real fattiss (greens)14 - 8We're not athletic (red)Ozempiacos (whites)11 - 10Porksmouth (pink)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)15 - 3Moobs like jabba (stripes)Fatchester united (Purples)6 - 18Ivory Stout (Oranges)Al-fattihad (Yellows)11 - 15Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 27 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)
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Wednesday 13 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 19:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 13 August
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:30We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 13 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 21:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 20 August
We're not athletic (red)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 20 August
Real fattiss (greens)VS 19:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 20 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 20 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 20 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 21:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 03 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 03 September
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 03 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 20:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 03 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 03 September
Real fattiss (greens)VS 21:00Ivory Stout (Oranges)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 06 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)11 - 6Porksmouth (pink)Cold palmerson (blues)7 - 16Real fattiss (greens)Ozempiacos (whites)8 - 10Fatchester united (Purples)Al-fattihad (Yellows)5 - 16Ivory Stout (Oranges)We're not athletic (red)9 - 3Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 23 July
Ivory Stout (Oranges)14 - 16Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Moobs like jabba (stripes)6 - 13Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)9 - 14We're not athletic (red)Cold palmerson (blues)13 - 8Ozempiacos (whites)Real fattiss (greens)13 - 8Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 16 July
Porksmouth (pink)14 - 10Cold palmerson (blues)Ivory Stout (Oranges)7 - 12Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)17 - 9Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)10 - 7Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ozempiacos (whites)8 - 15We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 09 July
Ozempiacos (whites)13 - 10Moobs like jabba (stripes)We're not athletic (red)12 - 12Fatchester united (Purples)Al-fattihad (Yellows)9 - 16Real fattiss (greens)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)15 - 10Cold palmerson (blues)Porksmouth (pink)15 - 16Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 25 June
Fatchester united (Purples)6 - 11Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ivory Stout (Oranges)16 - 15Cold palmerson (blues)Porksmouth (pink)9 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Real fattiss (greens)15 - 3Moobs like jabba (stripes)We're not athletic (red)11 - 10Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 18 June
We're not athletic (red)6 - 14Real fattiss (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)10 - 11Ozempiacos (whites)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)4 - 11Moobs like jabba (stripes)Fatchester united (Purples)5 - 12Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)5 - 7Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 13 August
Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 20 August
We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 03 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)