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Kings College - Community Sports Hub, Southway, Guildford, GU2 8DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Guildford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via One You Surrey for anyone with a Surrey County Council Postcode- you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Man V Fat Guildford and myself as the coach are there on the good weeks to cheer you on, as you lose weight and win matches and we are there on those tough weeks when things didn't go to plan, to guide you back to success again. Exercising is easier if it's something you enjoy and motivation comes from being part of a team. It starts with the kick of a ball but with support leads to a lifestyle change that sticks. I suggest you come and see  for  yourself

Sam Morgan, Coach, Guildford | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fatsuma's (Orange)
6
6
12
2
SS Fatzio (Blue)
6
5
10
3
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
6
4
8
4
Diabetico Madrid (Red)
6
2
4
5
Yellow Fridge Raiders
6
1
2
6
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
6
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatsuma's (Orange) 6 6 0 0 62 36 26 12
SS Fatzio (Blue) 6 5 0 1 46 28 18 10
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) 6 4 0 2 58 38 20 8
Diabetico Madrid (Red) 6 2 0 4 39 43 -4 4
Yellow Fridge Raiders 6 1 0 5 22 55 -33 2
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) 6 0 0 6 22 49 -27 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatsuma's (Orange) 6 6 0 0 31 9 22 12
SS Fatzio (Blue) 6 4 1 1 19 12 7 9
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) 6 3 0 3 21 19 2 6
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) 6 2 1 3 14 21 -7 5
Yellow Fridge Raiders 6 2 0 4 13 16 -3 4
Diabetico Madrid (Red) 6 0 0 6 9 30 -21 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) 6 5 0 1 23 8 15 10
SS Fatzio (Blue) 6 4 1 1 13 4 9 9
Fatsuma's (Orange) 6 4 0 2 21 16 5 8
Diabetico Madrid (Red) 6 3 1 2 17 7 10 7
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) 6 0 1 5 -2 16 -18 1
Yellow Fridge Raiders 6 0 1 5 3 24 -21 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
SS Fatzio (Blue) Urfan Khan 11.50 6.44%
Fatsuma's (Orange) Mark Smithies 9.00 10.08%
Fatsuma's (Orange) Chris Pain 9.00 4.42%
SS Fatzio (Blue) Aqeel Zaman 8.50 5.62%
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) Jamie West 8.00 5.54%
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) Colby Silver 6.00 8.95%
Diabetico Madrid (Red) Steve Kerslake 6.00 6.88%
Diabetico Madrid (Red) Matthew Sullivan 5.50 1.36%
Diabetico Madrid (Red) Olumide Busuyi Oje-Adetule 5.00 3.87%
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) Peter Yorston 3.50 3.23%
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) Steven Kilpin 3.50 1.75%
Fatsuma's (Orange) Ray Tizzard 3.50 1.32%
Fatsuma's (Orange) Hayden Goodwin 3.00 2.28%
SS Fatzio (Blue) Oliver Petherick 3.00 1.33%
SS Fatzio (Blue) Josh Price 2.50 2.40%
Diabetico Madrid (Red) Tim Grove 2.50 1.05%
Fatsuma's (Orange) Samson Lewis 2.00 2.31%
Diabetico Madrid (Red) Richard Knight 2.00 2.09%
Yellow Fridge Raiders Will Martyr 2.00 1.53%
Diabetico Madrid (Red) Paul Murnane 2.00 0.13%
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) Nicholas Betts 2.00 -0.06%
Fatsuma's (Orange) Jon Blanch 1.50 1.08%
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) Daniel Hildreth 1.50 0.36%
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) Tim Lawrence 1.50 -0.84%
Fatsuma's (Orange) Tommy Hope 1.00 5.11%
Fatsuma's (Orange) Luke Mcdonald 1.00 1.25%
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) Kieran Lunn 1.00 1.00%
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) Jon Skelton 1.00 -0.37%
Yellow Fridge Raiders Rob Barton 1.00 -0.39%
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) Alex Rushent 0.50 0.39%
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) James Musallam 0.50 -0.35%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 11 July

    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    VS 19:30
    SS Fatzio (Blue)

  • Friday 11 July

    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)

  • Friday 11 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsuma's (Orange)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 13 June

    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    3 - 1
    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    7 - 1
    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    6 - -1
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)

  • Friday 16 May

    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    9 - 4
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    6 - 2
    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    7 - 7
    SS Fatzio (Blue)

  • Friday 11 July

    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    0 - 0
    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma's (Orange)

 

  • Friday 27 June

    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Yellow Fridge Raiders

  • Friday 27 June

    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    SS Fatzio (Blue)

  • Friday 27 June

    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)

  • Friday 04 July

    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)

  • Friday 04 July

    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Fatsuma's (Orange)

  • Friday 04 July

    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)

  • Friday 18 July

    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)

  • Friday 18 July

    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fatsuma's (Orange)

  • Friday 18 July

    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)

  • Friday 25 July

    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    VS 19:30
    SS Fatzio (Blue)

  • Friday 25 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Fridge Raiders

  • Friday 25 July

    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 20 June

    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    6 - 11
    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    -1 - 13
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    9 - 7
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)

  • Friday 06 June

    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    11 - 7
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    5 - 9
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    9 - 3
    Yellow Fridge Raiders

  • Friday 30 May

    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    2 - 8
    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    13 - 8
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    2 - 9
    SS Fatzio (Blue)

  • Friday 23 May

    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    11 - 4
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    5 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    3 - 9
    Fatsuma's (Orange)

  • Friday 09 May

    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    3 - 13
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    5 - 10
    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    5 - 6
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)

  • Friday 02 May

    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    7 - 8
    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    10 - 4
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    6 - 9
    SS Fatzio (Blue)

  • Friday 27 June

    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)

  • Friday 04 July

    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)

  • Friday 18 July

    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)

  • Friday 25 July

    Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
    0 - 0
    SS Fatzio (Blue)
    Diabetico Madrid (Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Fridge Raiders
    Fatsuma's (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)