Hastings | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Friday | 19:20-21:00
St Leonards Academy, Edinburgh Road, Hastings, TN38 8HH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Hastings. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Hi I am Pete the Hastings MAN v FAT Coach. I Iook forward to meeting and helping all new players reach their ideal weight and play some good football
Rob Impey, Coach, Hastings | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-One | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
4
2
5
2
Cholesterol Palace- Red
4
2
5
3
Al Fattihad- Green
4
2
5
4
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
4
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SnackBar Donetsk- Blue | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 12 | 10 | 5 |
| Cholesterol Palace- Red | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 5 |
| Al Fattihad- Green | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 22 | -1 | 5 |
| Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 22 | -17 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SnackBar Donetsk- Blue | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 11 | 8 |
| Cholesterol Palace- Red | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 5 |
| Al Fattihad- Green | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 3 |
| Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 9 | -7 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace- Red | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 2 | 8 | 6 |
| Al Fattihad- Green | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 6 |
| SnackBar Donetsk- Blue | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 7 | -10 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Al Fattihad- Green | Charlie Welford | 5.00 | 1.98% |
| Cholesterol Palace- Red | Jak Reader | 4.00 | 1.35% |
| Cholesterol Palace- Red | James Anderson | 3.50 | -3.00% |
| Cholesterol Palace- Red | Daniel Okines | 2.50 | 4.33% |
| SnackBar Donetsk- Blue | Max Cimbaluks | 2.50 | -2.04% |
| Al Fattihad- Green | Jake Beale | 1.00 | 1.89% |
| Al Fattihad- Green | Stephen Conroy | 1.00 | 0.80% |
| Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow | Tom Swift | 1.00 | 0.72% |
| SnackBar Donetsk- Blue | Besnik Rexha | 1.00 | 0.51% |
| Al Fattihad- Green | Desmond Brewster | 1.00 | -1.33% |
| SnackBar Donetsk- Blue | Matthew Denness | 1.00 | -2.35% |
| Al Fattihad- Green | Bifin Raju | 0.50 | 1.30% |
| Cholesterol Palace- Red | Daniel Pascoe | 0.50 | 0.68% |
| Al Fattihad- Green | Steve Groombridge | 0.50 | -0.31% |
| Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow | Ashley Holloway | 0.50 | -0.53% |
| Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow | Robert Burgess | 0.50 | -1.15% |
| SnackBar Donetsk- Blue | Joshua Butterworth | 0.50 | -1.51% |
| Cholesterol Palace- Red | Michael Duncan | 0.50 | -2.53% |
| Cholesterol Palace- Red | DANNY LAWRENCE | 0.50 | -3.94% |
| Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow | Billy Burgess | 0.50 | -4.76% |
| Cholesterol Palace- Red | Steve Ansett | 0.50 | -4.78% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 23 January
Yellow Tubmarines- YellowVS 19:20Cholesterol Palace- Red -
Friday 23 January
SnackBar Donetsk- BlueVS 19:50Al Fattihad- Green -
Friday 20 February
Yellow Tubmarines- YellowVS 19:20SnackBar Donetsk- Blue -
Friday 20 February
Cholesterol Palace- RedVS 19:50Al Fattihad- Green
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 05 December
Al Fattihad- Green0 - 4Yellow Tubmarines- YellowSnackBar Donetsk- Blue0 - 0Cholesterol Palace- Red -
Friday 23 January
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow0 - 0Cholesterol Palace- RedSnackBar Donetsk- Blue0 - 0Al Fattihad- Green -
Friday 20 February
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow0 - 0SnackBar Donetsk- BlueCholesterol Palace- Red0 - 0Al Fattihad- Green
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Friday 16 January
SnackBar Donetsk- BlueVS 19:20Cholesterol Palace- Red -
Friday 16 January
Yellow Tubmarines- YellowVS 19:50Al Fattihad- Green -
Friday 30 January
Yellow Tubmarines- YellowVS 19:20SnackBar Donetsk- Blue -
Friday 30 January
Cholesterol Palace- RedVS 19:50Al Fattihad- Green -
Friday 06 February
Cholesterol Palace- RedVS 19:20SnackBar Donetsk- Blue -
Friday 06 February
Yellow Tubmarines- YellowVS 19:50Al Fattihad- Green -
Friday 13 February
SnackBar Donetsk- BlueVS 19:20Al Fattihad- Green -
Friday 13 February
Cholesterol Palace- RedVS 19:50Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow -
Friday 27 February
Cholesterol Palace- RedVS 19:20SnackBar Donetsk- Blue -
Friday 27 February
Al Fattihad- GreenVS 19:50Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 09 January
Cholesterol Palace- Red5 - 5Al Fattihad- GreenYellow Tubmarines- Yellow4 - 4SnackBar Donetsk- Blue -
Friday 12 December
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow-1 - 3Cholesterol Palace- RedAl Fattihad- Green2 - 6SnackBar Donetsk- Blue -
Friday 28 November
Cholesterol Palace- Red5 - 6Al Fattihad- GreenYellow Tubmarines- Yellow-2 - 6SnackBar Donetsk- Blue -
Friday 21 November
Al Fattihad- Green8 - 6SnackBar Donetsk- BlueCholesterol Palace- Red9 - 4Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow -
Friday 16 January
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue0 - 0Cholesterol Palace- RedYellow Tubmarines- Yellow0 - 0Al Fattihad- Green -
Friday 30 January
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow0 - 0SnackBar Donetsk- BlueCholesterol Palace- Red0 - 0Al Fattihad- Green -
Friday 06 February
Cholesterol Palace- Red0 - 0SnackBar Donetsk- BlueYellow Tubmarines- Yellow0 - 0Al Fattihad- Green -
Friday 13 February
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue0 - 0Al Fattihad- GreenCholesterol Palace- Red0 - 0Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow -
Friday 27 February
Cholesterol Palace- Red0 - 0SnackBar Donetsk- BlueAl Fattihad- Green0 - 0Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow