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Season Eleven | 2022
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Eaterborough United (Blue)
3
2
5
2
Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
3
2
5
3
Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
2
2
4
4
Tea & Busquets (Green)
2
0
0
5
Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
2
0
0
6
Bayern Munching (Black)
2
0
0

Hi I'm the Coach Patrick, Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hastings

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Eaterborough United (Blue) 3 2 1 0 16 4 12 5
Inter MaBelly (Yellow) 3 2 1 0 21 9 12 5
Real Lettuce Leavers (Red) 2 2 0 0 15 12 3 4
Tea & Busquets (Green) 2 0 0 2 14 17 -3 0
Olympique Mayonnaise (white) 2 0 0 2 6 17 -11 0
Bayern Munching (Black) 2 0 0 2 5 18 -13 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Eaterborough United (Blue) 3 2 1 0 6 1 5 5
Inter MaBelly (Yellow) 3 2 1 0 6 2 4 5
Real Lettuce Leavers (Red) 2 2 0 0 11 2 9 4
Bayern Munching (Black) 2 0 0 2 2 5 -3 0
Tea & Busquets (Green) 2 0 0 2 2 9 -7 0
Olympique Mayonnaise (white) 2 0 0 2 1 9 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Eaterborough United (Blue) 3 2 1 0 7 -1 8 5
Tea & Busquets (Green) 2 2 0 0 7 3 4 4
Inter MaBelly (Yellow) 3 1 1 1 9 6 3 3
Olympique Mayonnaise (white) 2 1 0 1 2 6 -4 2
Real Lettuce Leavers (Red) 2 0 0 2 0 5 -5 0
Bayern Munching (Black) 2 0 0 2 1 7 -6 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Inter MaBelly (Yellow) Mark Barton 4.00 4.95%
Olympique Mayonnaise (white) Guy Wickens 4.00 1.80%
Tea & Busquets (Green) John Gordon 3.50 4.82%
Eaterborough United (Blue) Ricky Bourne 3.50 4.46%
Eaterborough United (Blue) James Hollands 1.00 2.72%
Inter MaBelly (Yellow) Daniel Pascoe 1.00 2.66%
Eaterborough United (Blue) Marcus Bolton 1.00 2.46%
Inter MaBelly (Yellow) Joshua Butterworth 1.00 1.97%
Tea & Busquets (Green) Robin Clifford 1.00 1.80%
Tea & Busquets (Green) Danny Sands 1.00 1.64%
Inter MaBelly (Yellow) Steve Groombridge 1.00 1.54%
Bayern Munching (Black) Sascha Heilmeier 1.00 0.77%
Olympique Mayonnaise (white) Max C 0.50 3.35%
Real Lettuce Leavers (Red) David Elias 0.50 2.56%
Eaterborough United (Blue) Jonathan Royston-Claire 0.50 2.24%
Inter MaBelly (Yellow) Paul Bridger 0.50 1.68%
Bayern Munching (Black) Guy Hendry 0.50 1.47%
Real Lettuce Leavers (Red) Lee McNaughton 0.50 1.36%
Eaterborough United (Blue) Matthew Denness 0.50 1.08%
Tea & Busquets (Green) Harri Boorman 0.50 1.00%
Tea & Busquets (Green) Michael Duncan 0.50 0.87%
Bayern Munching (Black) Robert Burgess 0.50 0.76%
Inter MaBelly (Yellow) David Barden 0.50 0.48%
Real Lettuce Leavers (Red) Tristan Green 0.50 0.37%
Inter MaBelly (Yellow) Luke Powell 0.50 0.25%
Real Lettuce Leavers (Red) steve o'connor 0.50 0.21%
Tea & Busquets (Green) Daniel Cookson 0.50 0.19%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 15 August

    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Munching (Black)
  • Monday 15 August

    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    VS 20:30
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
  • Monday 22 August

    Bayern Munching (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
  • Monday 22 August

    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
  • Monday 22 August

    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
  • Monday 29 August

    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Eaterborough United (Blue)
  • Monday 29 August

    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    VS 20:00
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
  • Monday 29 August

    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Munching (Black)
  • Monday 05 September

    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Bayern Munching (Black)
  • Monday 05 September

    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
  • Monday 05 September

    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    VS 20:30
    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
  • Monday 12 September

    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
  • Monday 12 September

    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    VS 20:00
    Eaterborough United (Blue)
  • Monday 12 September

    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Munching (Black)
  • Monday 19 September

    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
  • Monday 19 September

    Bayern Munching (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
  • Monday 19 September

    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
  • Monday 26 September

    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    VS 19:30
    Bayern Munching (Black)
  • Monday 26 September

    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Eaterborough United (Blue)
  • Monday 26 September

    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
  • Monday 03 October

    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
  • Monday 03 October

    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
  • Monday 03 October

    Bayern Munching (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Tea & Busquets (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 15 August

    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Eaterborough United (Blue)
  • Monday 08 August

    Bayern Munching (Black)
    0 - 11
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    9 - -1
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    5 - 7
    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
  • Monday 01 August

    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    8 - 7
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    10 - 9
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    Bayern Munching (Black)
    5 - 7
    Eaterborough United (Blue)
  • Monday 15 August

    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munching (Black)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    0 - 0
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
  • Monday 22 August

    Bayern Munching (Black)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
  • Monday 29 August

    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    0 - 0
    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    0 - 0
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munching (Black)
  • Monday 05 September

    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munching (Black)
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    0 - 0
    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
  • Monday 12 September

    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    0 - 0
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    0 - 0
    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munching (Black)
  • Monday 19 September

    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    Bayern Munching (Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
  • Monday 26 September

    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munching (Black)
    Tea & Busquets (Green)
    0 - 0
    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
  • Monday 03 October

    Eaterborough United (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Lettuce Leavers (Red)
    Inter MaBelly (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (white)
    Bayern Munching (Black)
    0 - 0
    Tea & Busquets (Green)