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Horntye Park, Bohemia Rd, Hastings, TN34 1EX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hastings. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed. You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Hi I am Pete the Hastings MAN v FAT Coach. I Iook forward to meeting and helping all new players reach their ideal weight and play some good football

Peter Morgan, Coach, Hastings | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
6
5
10
2
Bayern Munchin (Green)
6
5
10
3
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
6
4
8
4
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
6
3
6
5
Weight There (Black)
6
1
2
6
Scrandinavia (White)
6
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) 6 5 0 1 55 39 16 10
Bayern Munchin (Green) 6 5 0 1 49 34 15 10
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) 6 4 0 2 45 38 7 8
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) 6 3 0 3 44 39 5 6
Weight There (Black) 6 1 0 5 17 28 -11 2
Scrandinavia (White) 6 0 0 6 18 50 -32 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) 6 5 0 1 23 13 10 10
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) 6 4 1 1 19 12 7 9
Bayern Munchin (Green) 6 2 2 2 10 7 3 6
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) 6 2 2 2 15 16 -1 6
Weight There (Black) 6 1 3 2 12 11 1 5
Scrandinavia (White) 6 0 0 6 6 26 -20 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) 6 5 1 0 27 6 21 11
Bayern Munchin (Green) 6 5 0 1 24 10 14 10
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) 6 2 2 2 12 17 -5 6
Weight There (Black) 6 1 1 4 -4 6 -10 3
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) 6 1 1 4 4 14 -10 3
Scrandinavia (White) 6 1 1 4 1 11 -10 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) Charlie Welford 9.00 4.42%
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) Bifin Raju 6.50 4.11%
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) Ben Cross 6.00 5.86%
Bayern Munchin (Green) James Anderson 6.00 4.75%
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) Asa Croucher 6.00 3.24%
Scrandinavia (White) Joel Randoll 6.00 2.15%
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) Tom Swift 6.00 1.46%
Bayern Munchin (Green) Michael Duncan 5.50 2.17%
Bayern Munchin (Green) Jake Hughes 5.00 2.69%
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) Steve Groombridge 5.00 0.79%
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) Paul Semple 3.50 2.30%
Bayern Munchin (Green) Charlie Vidler 3.50 1.58%
Weight There (Black) Steve Ansett 3.50 0.87%
Weight There (Black) Desmond Brewster 3.50 0.39%
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) Marcus Bolton 3.00 2.20%
Bayern Munchin (Green) Craig Perry 3.00 1.29%
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) Henri Hayler 3.00 1.28%
Bayern Munchin (Green) Sean Buckley 2.50 5.84%
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) Max Cimbaluks 2.50 2.92%
Scrandinavia (White) TRISTAN GREEN 2.50 1.40%
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) Glen Anderson 2.50 0.89%
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) Matthew Denness 2.50 0.42%
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) Richard BUTTREY 2.00 4.70%
Bayern Munchin (Green) Adam Withrington 1.00 2.39%
Scrandinavia (White) Andrei Damian 1.00 0.88%
Bayern Munchin (Green) Dean Evans 1.00 0.61%
Weight There (Black) Adrien Collovray 1.00 0.45%
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) Liam Cookson 1.00 0.27%
Tikky Takka Musiala (Red) Samuel Jaban 0.50 1.09%
Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow) Dean Robinson 0.50 0.18%
Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue) Sascha Heilmeier 0.50 0.11%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 23 September

    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Scrandinavia (White)

  • Monday 23 September

    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)

  • Monday 23 September

    Weight There (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Munchin (Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 19 August

    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    6 - 6
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    10 - 3
    Scrandinavia (White)
    Weight There (Black)
    2 - 3
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)

  • Monday 22 July

    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    6 - 8
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    Weight There (Black)
    6 - 8
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    9 - 8
    Scrandinavia (White)

  • Monday 23 September

    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Scrandinavia (White)
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    0 - 0
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    Weight There (Black)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Green)

 

  • Monday 09 September

    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    VS 19:30
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)

  • Monday 09 September

    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Scrandinavia (White)

  • Monday 09 September

    Weight There (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)

  • Monday 16 September

    Scrandinavia (White)
    VS 19:30
    Weight There (Black)

  • Monday 16 September

    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Munchin (Green)

  • Monday 16 September

    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)

  • Monday 30 September

    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Weight There (Black)

  • Monday 30 September

    Scrandinavia (White)
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Munchin (Green)

  • Monday 30 September

    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)

  • Monday 07 October

    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Scrandinavia (White)

  • Monday 07 October

    Weight There (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)

  • Monday 07 October

    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)

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  • Monday 02 September

    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    10 - 6
    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    0 - -1
    Weight There (Black)
    Scrandinavia (White)
    5 - 7
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)

  • Monday 12 August

    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    6 - 5
    Weight There (Black)
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    13 - 12
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    Scrandinavia (White)
    2 - 8
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)

  • Monday 05 August

    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    10 - 8
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    5 - 4
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    Weight There (Black)
    7 - 2
    Scrandinavia (White)

  • Monday 29 July

    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    5 - 1
    Weight There (Black)
    Scrandinavia (White)
    1 - 8
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    10 - 15
    Bayern Munchin (Green)

  • Monday 15 July

    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    8 - 6
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    Scrandinavia (White)
    2 - 9
    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    7 - 2
    Weight There (Black)

  • Monday 08 July

    Weight There (Black)
    3 - 8
    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    10 - 7
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    11 - 6
    Scrandinavia (White)

  • Monday 09 September

    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    0 - 0
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Scrandinavia (White)
    Weight There (Black)
    0 - 0
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)

  • Monday 16 September

    Scrandinavia (White)
    0 - 0
    Weight There (Black)
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)

  • Monday 30 September

    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Weight There (Black)
    Scrandinavia (White)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)

  • Monday 07 October

    Tikky Takka Musiala (Red)
    0 - 0
    Scrandinavia (White)
    Weight There (Black)
    0 - 0
    Just 1 Cornet 0 (Blue)
    Bayern Munchin (Green)
    0 - 0
    Boruusia Moobs n Backfat (Yellow)