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Draper Tools Community Stadium, Bartons Triangle, Martin Road, Havant, PO9 5TH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Havant. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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MANvFAT has been such a great community since starting. As well as being a great bit of fun where lads can enjoy playing 5 a side (often for the first time in years) it has been fantastic to see so many guys lose weight and really buy into the programme along the way. We’ve had so many player reach big milestones already in their weightloss journeys, with players losing up to 25kg over the last 6 months since starting. It would be great to have more people join the Havant league!

Martin Beeson , Coach, Havant | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
12
10
22
2
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
12
9
18
3
Man Titty (HAV Purple)
12
7
17
4
Black Puddings (HAV Black)
12
6
13
5
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
12
5
12
6
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
12
3
7
7
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
12
2
5
8
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
12
1
2

The whole set up for Man v Fat could not have helped me more, there are so many benefits to being part of this. Since starting I have not only lost a considerable amount of weight (so much more than expected) but its also really helped my own mental health wellbeing. Over the last few years my mental mindset has not been great however starting this was the best thing I have done in a long time, I have really built my self confidence and now also have the ability to really focus on my own personal health which in turn not only benefits me but also the people around me. A massive positive to this is also the people you play alongside and against, yes of course its football and you want to win but the support you get is unbelievable and helps so much in your journey.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) 12 10 2 0 128 47 81 22
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) 12 9 0 3 92 59 33 18
Man Titty (HAV Purple) 12 7 3 2 97 53 44 17
Black Puddings (HAV Black) 12 6 1 5 62 64 -2 13
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) 12 5 2 5 72 73 -1 12
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) 12 3 1 8 56 91 -35 7
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) 12 2 1 9 45 114 -69 5
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) 12 1 0 11 47 98 -51 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (HAV Purple) 12 11 1 0 49 12 37 23
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) 12 9 1 2 53 19 34 19
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) 12 6 3 3 51 21 30 15
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) 12 6 1 5 45 33 12 13
Black Puddings (HAV Black) 12 4 2 6 29 34 -5 10
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) 12 3 1 8 30 63 -33 7
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) 12 2 1 9 22 69 -47 5
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) 12 1 2 9 31 59 -28 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) 12 11 0 1 46 4 42 22
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) 12 6 1 5 15 6 9 13
Black Puddings (HAV Black) 12 6 1 5 11 12 -1 13
Man Titty (HAV Purple) 12 5 2 5 21 20 1 12
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) 12 5 2 5 12 18 -6 12
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) 12 4 1 7 2 18 -16 9
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) 12 3 2 7 7 22 -15 8
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) 12 3 1 8 5 19 -14 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) James West 13.00 7.21%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) Sam Fleming 10.50 7.34%
Man Titty (HAV Purple) Darren Stephen 9.00 3.13%
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) George Berry 9.00 0.72%
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) David Maughan 6.00 2.47%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) Jack Wake 5.50 1.56%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) Chris Turner 5.00 4.11%
Black Puddings (HAV Black) Ashley Rimmer 5.00 2.69%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) Chris Vinton 5.00 -0.18%
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) Daren Aylward 4.00 0.21%
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) Jordan Macintosh 3.50 2.97%
Black Puddings (HAV Black) Luke Sutton 3.50 2.63%
Black Puddings (HAV Black) Sean Logan 3.50 1.29%
Man Titty (HAV Purple) David Saunders 3.50 0.95%
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) REECE HAWKINS 3.50 0.61%
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) Frazer Sadler 3.50 0.10%
Man Titty (HAV Purple) Adam Sharp 3.00 4.74%
Black Puddings (HAV Black) Neil Horn 3.00 3.44%
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) Jake Harmer 3.00 1.74%
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) Owen Tull 3.00 0.86%
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) Samuel Cutting 2.50 5.58%
Man Titty (HAV Purple) Liam Leggett 2.50 3.56%
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) Richard Lopez 2.50 1.35%
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) Clint Barron 2.50 0.54%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) Mike Holmes 2.50 -0.19%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) Timothy Costall 2.00 0.92%
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) Adam Davies 2.00 -0.53%
Black Puddings (HAV Black) Thomas Norgrove 1.50 3.41%
Man Titty (HAV Purple) Goody Bassey 1.50 2.16%
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) Wayne Grant 1.50 0.34%
Man Titty (HAV Purple) Lee Hickley 1.50 0.00%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) Curtis Vickers 1.50 -0.87%
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) David Eastcroft 1.00 4.08%
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) Otis Lindblom-Smith 1.00 0.75%
Black Puddings (HAV Black) Harry Bartholomew 1.00 -0.64%
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) Alex Rayner 1.00 -2.62%
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) Thomas Brough 0.50 0.42%
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) Kane Burr 0.50 0.40%
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) Colin Hannick 0.50 0.08%
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) Simon Savidge-Conway 0.50 0.00%
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) Simon Ross 0.50 -0.09%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) James Hopkins 0.50 -0.29%
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) Liam Rayner 0.50 -0.56%
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) Clint Marsh 0.50 -0.64%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 11 December

    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    VS 19:30
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
  • Monday 11 December

    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
  • Monday 11 December

    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    VS 20:30
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
  • Monday 11 December

    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
  • Monday 18 December

    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
  • Monday 18 December

    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    VS 20:00
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
  • Monday 18 December

    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    VS 20:30
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
  • Monday 18 December

    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 04 December

    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    4 - 9
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    6 - 6
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    3 - 10
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    8 - -1
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
  • Monday 27 November

    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    3 - 4
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    5 - 5
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    3 - 11
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    6 - 2
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
  • Monday 20 November

    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    0 - 9
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    2 - 2
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    8 - 1
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    8 - -1
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
  • Monday 13 November

    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    1 - 12
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    0 - 5
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    4 - 8
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    3 - 3
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
  • Monday 06 November

    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    3 - 11
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    8 - 2
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    13 - 2
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    5 - 8
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
  • Monday 30 October

    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    5 - 13
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    18 - 4
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    10 - 8
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    5 - 8
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
  • Monday 23 October

    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    4 - 7
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    3 - 4
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    5 - 12
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    14 - 3
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
  • Monday 16 October

    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    2 - 6
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    4 - 6
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    9 - 5
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    5 - 7
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
  • Monday 09 October

    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    10 - 3
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    8 - 4
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    6 - 5
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    2 - 8
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
  • Monday 02 October

    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    6 - -1
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    14 - 7
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    5 - 21
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    5 - 14
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
  • Monday 25 September

    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    13 - 2
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    7 - 5
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    6 - 0
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    3 - 14
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
  • Monday 18 September

    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    13 - 2
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    12 - 3
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    7 - 7
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    14 - 6
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
  • Monday 11 December

    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    0 - 0
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    0 - 0
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
  • Monday 18 December

    Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (HAV Purple)
    Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
    0 - 0
    Black Puddings (HAV Black)
    Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
    0 - 0
    2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)