Havant | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Monday | 19:30-21:00
Draper Tools Community Stadium, Bartons Triangle, Martin Road, Havant, PO9 5TH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Havant. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
MANvFAT has been such a great community since starting. As well as being a great bit of fun where lads can enjoy playing 5 a side (often for the first time in years) it has been fantastic to see so many guys lose weight and really buy into the programme along the way. We’ve had so many player reach big milestones already in their weightloss journeys, with players losing up to 25kg over the last 6 months since starting. It would be great to have more people join the Havant league!
Martin Beeson , Coach, Havant | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Ten | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)
12
10
22
2
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)
12
9
18
3
Man Titty (HAV Purple)
12
7
17
4
Black Puddings (HAV Black)
12
6
13
5
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
12
5
12
6
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)
12
3
7
7
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)
12
2
5
8
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)
12
1
2
The whole set up for Man v Fat could not have helped me more, there are so many benefits to being part of this. Since starting I have not only lost a considerable amount of weight (so much more than expected) but its also really helped my own mental health wellbeing. Over the last few years my mental mindset has not been great however starting this was the best thing I have done in a long time, I have really built my self confidence and now also have the ability to really focus on my own personal health which in turn not only benefits me but also the people around me. A massive positive to this is also the people you play alongside and against, yes of course its football and you want to win but the support you get is unbelievable and helps so much in your journey.
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 128 | 47 | 81 | 22 |
| Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 92 | 59 | 33 | 18 |
| Man Titty (HAV Purple) | 12 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 97 | 53 | 44 | 17 |
| Black Puddings (HAV Black) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 62 | 64 | -2 | 13 |
| Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) | 12 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 72 | 73 | -1 | 12 |
| 2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 56 | 91 | -35 | 7 |
| Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 45 | 114 | -69 | 5 |
| Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) | 12 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 47 | 98 | -51 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (HAV Purple) | 12 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 49 | 12 | 37 | 23 |
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 53 | 19 | 34 | 19 |
| Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) | 12 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 51 | 21 | 30 | 15 |
| Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 45 | 33 | 12 | 13 |
| Black Puddings (HAV Black) | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 29 | 34 | -5 | 10 |
| 2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 30 | 63 | -33 | 7 |
| Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 22 | 69 | -47 | 5 |
| Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) | 12 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 31 | 59 | -28 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 46 | 4 | 42 | 22 |
| 2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 15 | 6 | 9 | 13 |
| Black Puddings (HAV Black) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 13 |
| Man Titty (HAV Purple) | 12 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 21 | 20 | 1 | 12 |
| Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) | 12 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 12 | 18 | -6 | 12 |
| Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 18 | -16 | 9 |
| Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) | 12 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 7 | 22 | -15 | 8 |
| Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 19 | -14 | 7 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | James West | 13.00 | 7.21% |
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | Sam Fleming | 10.50 | 7.34% |
| Man Titty (HAV Purple) | Darren Stephen | 9.00 | 3.13% |
| 2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) | George Berry | 9.00 | 0.72% |
| Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) | David Maughan | 6.00 | 2.47% |
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | Jack Wake | 5.50 | 1.56% |
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | Chris Turner | 5.00 | 4.11% |
| Black Puddings (HAV Black) | Ashley Rimmer | 5.00 | 2.69% |
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | Chris Vinton | 5.00 | -0.18% |
| 2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) | Daren Aylward | 4.00 | 0.21% |
| Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) | Jordan Macintosh | 3.50 | 2.97% |
| Black Puddings (HAV Black) | Luke Sutton | 3.50 | 2.63% |
| Black Puddings (HAV Black) | Sean Logan | 3.50 | 1.29% |
| Man Titty (HAV Purple) | David Saunders | 3.50 | 0.95% |
| Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) | REECE HAWKINS | 3.50 | 0.61% |
| Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) | Frazer Sadler | 3.50 | 0.10% |
| Man Titty (HAV Purple) | Adam Sharp | 3.00 | 4.74% |
| Black Puddings (HAV Black) | Neil Horn | 3.00 | 3.44% |
| 2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) | Jake Harmer | 3.00 | 1.74% |
| Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) | Owen Tull | 3.00 | 0.86% |
| Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) | Samuel Cutting | 2.50 | 5.58% |
| Man Titty (HAV Purple) | Liam Leggett | 2.50 | 3.56% |
| Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) | Richard Lopez | 2.50 | 1.35% |
| Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) | Clint Barron | 2.50 | 0.54% |
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | Mike Holmes | 2.50 | -0.19% |
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | Timothy Costall | 2.00 | 0.92% |
| Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) | Adam Davies | 2.00 | -0.53% |
| Black Puddings (HAV Black) | Thomas Norgrove | 1.50 | 3.41% |
| Man Titty (HAV Purple) | Goody Bassey | 1.50 | 2.16% |
| Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) | Wayne Grant | 1.50 | 0.34% |
| Man Titty (HAV Purple) | Lee Hickley | 1.50 | 0.00% |
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | Curtis Vickers | 1.50 | -0.87% |
| Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) | David Eastcroft | 1.00 | 4.08% |
| Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) | Otis Lindblom-Smith | 1.00 | 0.75% |
| Black Puddings (HAV Black) | Harry Bartholomew | 1.00 | -0.64% |
| Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) | Alex Rayner | 1.00 | -2.62% |
| 2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) | Thomas Brough | 0.50 | 0.42% |
| Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) | Kane Burr | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) | Colin Hannick | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| 2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) | Simon Savidge-Conway | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) | Simon Ross | 0.50 | -0.09% |
| Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) | James Hopkins | 0.50 | -0.29% |
| Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) | Liam Rayner | 0.50 | -0.56% |
| Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) | Clint Marsh | 0.50 | -0.64% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 11 December
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)VS 19:30Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) -
Monday 11 December
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)VS 20:00Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) -
Monday 11 December
Black Puddings (HAV Black)VS 20:30Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) -
Monday 11 December
Man Titty (HAV Purple)VS 21:00Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) -
Monday 18 December
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)VS 19:30Man Titty (HAV Purple) -
Monday 18 December
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)VS 20:00Black Puddings (HAV Black) -
Monday 18 December
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)VS 20:302 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) -
Monday 18 December
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)VS 21:00Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 04 December
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)4 - 92 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)6 - 6Black Puddings (HAV Black)Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)3 - 10Man Titty (HAV Purple)Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)8 - -1Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) -
Monday 27 November
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)3 - 4Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)Man Titty (HAV Purple)5 - 5Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)3 - 11Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)Black Puddings (HAV Black)6 - 2Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow) -
Monday 20 November
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)0 - 9Black Puddings (HAV Black)Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)2 - 2Man Titty (HAV Purple)Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)8 - 1Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)8 - -1Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green) -
Monday 13 November
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)1 - 12Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)0 - 5Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)Black Puddings (HAV Black)4 - 8Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)Man Titty (HAV Purple)3 - 32 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) -
Monday 06 November
Black Puddings (HAV Black)3 - 11Man Titty (HAV Purple)2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)8 - 2Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)13 - 2Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)5 - 8Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue) -
Monday 30 October
Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)5 - 13Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)18 - 4Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)Black Puddings (HAV Black)10 - 8Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)Man Titty (HAV Purple)5 - 8Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) -
Monday 23 October
Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)4 - 7Man Titty (HAV Purple)Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)3 - 4Black Puddings (HAV Black)Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)5 - 12Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)14 - 32 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White) -
Monday 16 October
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)2 - 6Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)Black Puddings (HAV Black)4 - 6Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)Man Titty (HAV Purple)9 - 5Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)5 - 7Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) -
Monday 09 October
Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)10 - 3Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)8 - 4Man Titty (HAV Purple)Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)6 - 52 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)2 - 8Black Puddings (HAV Black) -
Monday 02 October
Black Puddings (HAV Black)6 - -12 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)Man Titty (HAV Purple)14 - 7Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)5 - 21Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)5 - 14Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) -
Monday 25 September
Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)13 - 2Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)7 - 5Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)6 - 0Black Puddings (HAV Black)2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)3 - 14Man Titty (HAV Purple) -
Monday 18 September
Man Titty (HAV Purple)13 - 2Black Puddings (HAV Black)Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)12 - 32 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)7 - 7Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)14 - 6Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange) -
Monday 11 December
2 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)0 - 0Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)0 - 0Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)Black Puddings (HAV Black)0 - 0Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)Man Titty (HAV Purple)0 - 0Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red) -
Monday 18 December
Wotsit Wanderers (HAV Orange)0 - 0Man Titty (HAV Purple)Red Star GetWeighed (HAV Red)0 - 0Black Puddings (HAV Black)Moobs like Jabba (HAV Green)0 - 02 gingers and a packet of crisps (HAV White)Bluebelly Muffin Tops (HAV Blue)0 - 0Inter Mabelly (HAV Yellow)