Hemel Hempstead

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Longdean Sports Centre Hemel Hempstead, HP3 8JH

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They say we men can't multi task. But we've been doing it for years..WEIGH, PLAY, LOSE, WIN

Nadim M, Coach, Hemel Hempstead

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Season Fourteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
5
4
8
2
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
5
3
7
3
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
5
3
7
4
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
5
3
6
5
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
5
2
6
6
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
5
2
4
7
Saka White Rice (Hemel)
5
1
2
8
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) 5 4 0 1 48 21 27 8
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) 5 3 1 1 46 31 15 7
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) 5 3 1 1 41 29 12 7
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) 5 3 0 2 44 36 8 6
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) 5 2 2 1 45 37 8 6
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) 5 2 0 3 34 41 -7 4
Saka White Rice (Hemel) 5 1 0 4 18 39 -21 2
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) 5 0 0 5 17 59 -42 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) 5 4 0 1 26 8 18 8
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) 5 4 0 1 24 13 11 8
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) 5 3 0 2 18 12 6 6
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) 5 3 0 2 24 20 4 6
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) 5 2 0 3 14 22 -8 4
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) 5 2 0 3 10 18 -8 4
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) 5 1 0 4 14 22 -8 2
Saka White Rice (Hemel) 5 1 0 4 9 24 -15 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) 5 4 1 0 18 4 14 9
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) 5 3 1 1 19 9 10 7
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) 5 3 0 2 9 7 2 6
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) 5 2 2 1 9 8 1 6
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) 5 2 1 2 11 13 -2 5
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) 5 2 0 3 12 6 6 4
Saka White Rice (Hemel) 5 1 1 3 2 8 -6 3
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) 5 0 0 5 -3 22 -25 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) Armando Pires 6.50 9.45%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) KEVIN PENNING 6.50 4.72%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Clive Theis 6.00 3.62%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) Canaan Nhidza 5.50 2.03%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) Richard Guy 4.00 3.50%
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) Dave Harman 4.00 0.81%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) James Redman 3.00 5.72%
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) Dan Mills 3.00 3.09%
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) Harry Mansbridge 3.00 2.82%
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) Mark Setterfield 3.00 2.49%
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) Darryl Robertson 3.00 1.84%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Haidan Smith 3.00 0.25%
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) Leon stapleton 2.50 4.44%
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) Philip Sale 2.50 3.85%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Alton Profit 2.50 3.15%
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) Michael Crisp 2.50 3.09%
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) Grzegorz Wrzosek 2.50 3.08%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) Graeme U'ren 2.50 0.95%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Glenn Pindred 1.00 3.02%
Saka White Rice (Hemel) Gary Andrews 1.00 2.87%
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) Connor Power 1.00 2.63%
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) Robert Mansbridge 1.00 2.29%
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) Alistair Jeffcoate 1.00 2.24%
Saka White Rice (Hemel) Aaron Hinton 1.00 1.40%
Saka White Rice (Hemel) Godsway Cudjoe 1.00 1.28%
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) Finlay Johnson 1.00 1.02%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) James Anderson-Gordon 1.00 0.97%
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) Glen Riley 1.00 0.78%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Nahim Iqbal 0.50 2.08%
Saka White Rice (Hemel) Jason Twine 0.50 1.68%
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) Lee Day 0.50 0.94%
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) James De Winter 0.50 0.36%
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) Peter Scammell 0.50 0.23%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) Phill Lewis 0.50 0.08%
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) Andrei Craiescu 0.50 -0.27%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 19:00
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 20:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 19:00
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 20:00
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 20:30
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 19:00
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 19:30
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 20:00
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 19:00
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 19:30
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 20:00
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 19:30
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 20:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 19:00
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 20:00
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 19:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 20:30
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    4 - 11
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    8 - 5
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    8 - 5
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    14 - 7
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    12 - 7
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    2 - 8
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    11 - 4
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    11 - 5
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    10 - 10
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    15 - 6
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    6 - 7
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    17 - 4
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    3 - 8
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    5 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    8 - 8
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 14
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    3 - 8
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    6 - 5
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    6 - 1
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    1 - 9
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)