Hemel Hempstead

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Longdean Sports Centre Hemel Hempstead, HP3 8JH

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They say we men can't multi task. But we've been doing it for years..WEIGH, PLAY, LOSE, WIN

Nadim M, Coach, Hemel Hempstead

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Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
0
0
0
2
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
0
0
0
3
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
0
0
0
4
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
0
0
0
5
Saka White Rice (Hemel)
0
0
0
6
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
0
0
0
7
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
0
0
0
8
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
0
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Saka White Rice (Hemel) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Saka White Rice (Hemel) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 4
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 3
Saka White Rice (Hemel) 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 2
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
  • Tuesday 20 May

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
  • Tuesday 20 May

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 20:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
  • Tuesday 20 May

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 20:30
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 19:00
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 20:00
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 19:00
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 19:30
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
  • Tuesday 10 June

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 19:00
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
  • Tuesday 10 June

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 19:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
  • Tuesday 10 June

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
  • Tuesday 10 June

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
  • Tuesday 17 June

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 19:00
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
  • Tuesday 17 June

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 19:30
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
  • Tuesday 17 June

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
  • Tuesday 17 June

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
  • Tuesday 24 June

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
  • Tuesday 24 June

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
  • Tuesday 24 June

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
  • Tuesday 24 June

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 20:30
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
  • Tuesday 01 July

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 19:00
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
  • Tuesday 01 July

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
  • Tuesday 01 July

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 20:00
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
  • Tuesday 01 July

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 20:30
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 19:30
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
  • Tuesday 08 July

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 20:00
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 20:30
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
  • Tuesday 15 July

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 19:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
  • Tuesday 15 July

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
  • Tuesday 15 July

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 20:00
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
  • Tuesday 15 July

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 20:00
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
  • Tuesday 22 July

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 20:30
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 19:00
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
  • Tuesday 29 July

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
  • Tuesday 29 July

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 20:00
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 20:30
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 19:30
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 19:00
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 20:30
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 19:00
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 19:30
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 20:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
  • Tuesday 10 June

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
  • Tuesday 17 June

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
  • Tuesday 24 June

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
  • Tuesday 01 July

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
  • Tuesday 15 July

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)