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Westway Sports and Fitness Centre , 1 Crowthorne Road Central London, W10 6RP

Welcome to MAN v FAT Kensington. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £33.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You Kensington if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Hello and welcome to Man v Fat Football Kensington. Not everything is worth the weight but Man v Fat Football sure is. Join the club and start playing now with goals to be scored both on and off the pitch.

Josh Pusey, Coach, Kensington | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
0
0
0
2
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
0
0
0
3
8ton Orient (Red Team)
0
0
0
4
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
0
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8ton Orient (Red Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8ton Orient (Red Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8ton Orient (Red Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Rhys-Lewis Atkins 3.50 2.50%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Chris Bell 1.00 0.49%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Chris Russell 0.50 1.14%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Paul McNamara 0.50 1.04%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Adnan Faisal 0.50 0.90%
8ton Orient (Red Team) MICHAEL SIOU 0.50 0.62%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Liam Wallace 0.50 0.60%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Alex Nairn 0.50 0.58%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Paul Brown 0.50 0.42%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Andres Carrasco 0.50 0.36%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Michael Hutchinson 0.50 0.29%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Sam Revill 0.50 0.19%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Saturday 10 August

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:15
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 10 August

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    VS 10:45
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 07 September

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:15
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 07 September

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 05 October

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:15
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 05 October

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Saturday 10 August

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 07 September

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 05 October

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

 

  • Saturday 27 July

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:15
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 27 July

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    VS 10:45
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 03 August

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:15
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 03 August

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 17 August

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    VS 10:15
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 17 August

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:45
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 24 August

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:15
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 24 August

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 31 August

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:15
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 31 August

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 14 September

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:15
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 14 September

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 21 September

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:15
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 21 September

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 28 September

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:15
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 28 September

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:45
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 12 October

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:15
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 12 October

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    VS 10:45
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Saturday 27 July

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 03 August

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 17 August

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 24 August

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 31 August

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 14 September

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 21 September

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 28 September

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 12 October

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)