Hull
Tuesday | 19:00-21:00
St Mary's College, Cranbrook Ave Hull, HU6 7TN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Hull. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat.
Alan Noden, Coach, Hull
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Seven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Pink Team (Purple)
9
7
15
2
Man Bloobs (Blue)
9
6
13
3
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
9
6
12
4
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
9
4
9
5
Fatsumos (Orange)
9
4
9
6
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
9
3
6
7
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
9
2
5
8
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
9
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Pink Team (Purple) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 111 | 76 | 35 | 15 |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 77 | 68 | 9 | 13 |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 81 | 69 | 12 | 12 |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 9 |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 76 | 73 | 3 | 9 |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 65 | 84 | -19 | 6 |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 67 | 89 | -22 | 5 |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 72 | 105 | -33 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Pink Team (Purple) | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 35 | 17 | 18 | 13 |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 27 | 12 | 15 | 12 |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 31 | 20 | 11 | 12 |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 10 |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 9 |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 23 | 16 | 7 | 7 |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 21 | 32 | -11 | 7 |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 13 | 50 | -37 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 40 | 27 | 13 | 13 |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 43 | 34 | 9 | 12 |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | 9 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 31 | 26 | 5 | 10 |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 27 | 27 | 0 | 8 |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | 9 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 22 | 24 | -2 | 8 |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 26 | 33 | -7 | 7 |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | 9 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 28 | 37 | -9 | 7 |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 23 | 32 | -9 | 7 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Bryn Thomas | 12.00 | 8.55% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Max Wood | 12.00 | -1.49% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Thomas Smith | 10.00 | 0.50% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Gavin Cliff | 10.00 | -2.01% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Kenny Watson | 9.00 | 7.57% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Stuart Cromarty | 8.50 | 5.05% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Mark Dinsdale | 8.50 | 3.55% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Adam Holt | 7.00 | 0.63% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Mike Patterson | 6.50 | 2.98% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Dom Platt | 6.00 | 2.86% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Leon Wilson | 5.50 | 5.94% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Adam Trevor | 5.50 | 3.56% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Ally Scarlett | 5.00 | 5.04% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Christopher Wilson | 5.00 | 4.98% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Josh Plenderleith | 5.00 | 1.95% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Liam Noble | 4.50 | 1.90% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Clint Nelligan | 4.00 | 1.21% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Will Proud | 3.50 | 4.61% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Daniel Craig | 3.50 | 2.81% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | James Robinson | 3.50 | 2.45% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Xander Cromarty | 3.50 | 2.34% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Steve Sprague | 3.50 | 1.92% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Ross Puttock | 3.50 | 1.20% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Andy Hayden | 3.00 | 2.74% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Robert Fisher | 3.00 | 2.45% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Nathan Coulbeck | 3.00 | 2.44% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Shawn Chapman | 3.00 | 2.15% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Andrew Craggs | 3.00 | 2.05% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Joe Graham | 3.00 | 1.21% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Jon Musgrave | 3.00 | 1.15% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | John-Paul Page | 3.00 | 0.63% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | James Moore | 3.00 | -0.28% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | John Hall | 3.00 | -0.64% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Stuart farmer | 2.50 | 5.01% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | James Riches | 2.50 | 2.12% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Anthony Travis | 2.50 | 0.74% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Peter Hildyard | 2.50 | 0.61% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Solomon Clarke | 2.50 | 0.38% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Liam Cox | 2.00 | 0.37% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Luke Carter | 2.00 | -0.41% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Joshua Bond | 2.00 | -1.05% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Davison Sedze | 2.00 | -1.77% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Dave Bell | 1.50 | 0.00% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Aron Nelligan | 1.50 | -0.73% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Ben Smith | 1.50 | -1.39% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Matthew Fenwick | 1.50 | -1.60% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Willi Midgley | 1.00 | 1.94% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Paul Jackson | 1.00 | 1.24% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Terence Buckle | 1.00 | 0.60% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Robert Doggett | 1.00 | -0.66% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Antony Welborn | 0.50 | 1.99% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Drew Harvey | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Andrew Stamp | 0.50 | -1.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 27 January
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)VS 19:00Fatsumos (Orange) -
Tuesday 27 January
Man Bloobs (Blue)VS 19:30Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Tuesday 27 January
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)VS 20:00AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) -
Tuesday 27 January
The Pink Team (Purple)VS 20:30Dynamo Kebab FC (White) -
Tuesday 03 February
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)VS 19:00OZEMPIAKOS (Red) -
Tuesday 03 February
The Pink Team (Purple)VS 19:30All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 03 February
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)VS 20:00Man Bloobs (Blue) -
Tuesday 03 February
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 20:30Fatsumos (Orange) -
Tuesday 10 February
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)VS 19:00Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Tuesday 10 February
Fatsumos (Orange)VS 19:30AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) -
Tuesday 10 February
Man Bloobs (Blue)VS 20:00Dynamo Kebab FC (White) -
Tuesday 10 February
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)VS 20:30The Pink Team (Purple) -
Tuesday 17 February
The Pink Team (Purple)VS 19:00Man Bloobs (Blue) -
Tuesday 17 February
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)VS 19:30All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 17 February
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)VS 20:00Fatsumos (Orange) -
Tuesday 17 February
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)VS 20:30Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Tuesday 24 February
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)VS 19:00AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) -
Tuesday 24 February
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 19:30Dynamo Kebab FC (White) -
Tuesday 24 February
Fatsumos (Orange)VS 20:00The Pink Team (Purple) -
Tuesday 24 February
Man Bloobs (Blue)VS 20:30OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 20 January
Fatsumos (Orange)11 - 11Man Bloobs (Blue)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)6 - 10OZEMPIAKOS (Red)Dynamo Kebab FC (White)11 - 7All Blacks No Snacks (Black)AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)6 - 14The Pink Team (Purple) -
Tuesday 13 January
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)6 - 11AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)The Pink Team (Purple)12 - 12Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)3 - 11Fatsumos (Orange)All Blacks No Snacks (Black)5 - 9Man Bloobs (Blue) -
Tuesday 06 January
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)1 - 7Man Bloobs (Blue)The Pink Team (Purple)8 - 10Fatsumos (Orange)Dynamo Kebab FC (White)9 - 3Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)8 - 8All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 16 December
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)13 - 3AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)Fatsumos (Orange)13 - 6Dynamo Kebab FC (White)All Blacks No Snacks (Black)14 - 11OZEMPIAKOS (Red)Man Bloobs (Blue)2 - 8The Pink Team (Purple) -
Tuesday 09 December
The Pink Team (Purple)12 - 6OZEMPIAKOS (Red)Dynamo Kebab FC (White)13 - 4Man Bloobs (Blue)AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)9 - 11Fatsumos (Orange)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)8 - 2All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 02 December
Fatsumos (Orange)4 - 11Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)Man Bloobs (Blue)12 - 9AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)All Blacks No Snacks (Black)10 - 14The Pink Team (Purple)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)6 - 9Dynamo Kebab FC (White) -
Tuesday 25 November
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)9 - 14The Pink Team (Purple)AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)9 - 13OZEMPIAKOS (Red)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)11 - 12Man Bloobs (Blue)Fatsumos (Orange)6 - 11All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 18 November
Man Bloobs (Blue)5 - 4Fatsumos (Orange)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)6 - 10Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)All Blacks No Snacks (Black)4 - 7Dynamo Kebab FC (White)The Pink Team (Purple)17 - 10AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) -
Tuesday 11 November
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)7 - 11Dynamo Kebab FC (White)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)11 - 12The Pink Team (Purple)Fatsumos (Orange)6 - 9OZEMPIAKOS (Red)Man Bloobs (Blue)15 - 6All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 27 January
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)0 - 0Fatsumos (Orange)Man Bloobs (Blue)0 - 0Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)0 - 0AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)The Pink Team (Purple)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab FC (White) -
Tuesday 03 February
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)0 - 0OZEMPIAKOS (Red)The Pink Team (Purple)0 - 0All Blacks No Snacks (Black)AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)0 - 0Man Bloobs (Blue)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Fatsumos (Orange) -
Tuesday 10 February
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)0 - 0Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)Fatsumos (Orange)0 - 0AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)Man Bloobs (Blue)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab FC (White)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)0 - 0The Pink Team (Purple) -
Tuesday 17 February
The Pink Team (Purple)0 - 0Man Bloobs (Blue)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)0 - 0All Blacks No Snacks (Black)Dynamo Kebab FC (White)0 - 0Fatsumos (Orange)AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)0 - 0Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Tuesday 24 February
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)0 - 0AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab FC (White)Fatsumos (Orange)0 - 0The Pink Team (Purple)Man Bloobs (Blue)0 - 0OZEMPIAKOS (Red)