Hull

Tuesday | 19:00-21:00

St Mary's College, Cranbrook Ave Hull, HU6 7TN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Hull. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat.

Alan Noden, Coach, Hull

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Seven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Bloobs (Blue)
2
2
4
2
The Pink Team (Purple)
2
2
4
3
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
2
2
4
4
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
2
1
2
5
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
2
1
2
6
Fatsumos (Orange)
2
0
0
7
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
2
0
0
8
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Bloobs (Blue) 2 2 0 0 20 10 10 4
The Pink Team (Purple) 2 2 0 0 29 21 8 4
Dynamo Kebab FC (White) 2 2 0 0 18 11 7 4
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) 2 1 0 1 21 18 3 2
OZEMPIAKOS (Red) 2 1 0 1 15 16 -1 2
Fatsumos (Orange) 2 0 0 2 10 14 -4 0
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) 2 0 0 2 17 28 -11 0
All Blacks No Snacks (Black) 2 0 0 2 10 22 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Bloobs (Blue) 2 2 0 0 6 2 4 4
The Pink Team (Purple) 2 1 1 0 11 4 7 3
OZEMPIAKOS (Red) 2 1 1 0 6 4 2 3
Dynamo Kebab FC (White) 2 1 0 1 6 2 4 2
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) 2 0 2 0 5 5 0 2
All Blacks No Snacks (Black) 2 1 0 1 2 4 -2 2
Fatsumos (Orange) 2 0 0 2 3 6 -3 0
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) 2 0 0 2 2 14 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) 2 2 0 0 10 5 5 4
Man Bloobs (Blue) 2 1 1 0 8 4 4 3
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) 2 1 0 1 8 7 1 2
Dynamo Kebab FC (White) 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 2
OZEMPIAKOS (Red) 2 1 0 1 5 6 -1 2
The Pink Team (Purple) 2 1 0 1 8 11 -3 2
Fatsumos (Orange) 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 1
All Blacks No Snacks (Black) 2 0 0 2 4 9 -5 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Man Bloobs (Blue) Mark Dinsdale 3.50 3.04%
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) Bryn Thomas 3.50 2.24%
Fatsumos (Orange) Adam Holt 2.00 2.03%
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) Gavin Cliff 2.00 1.29%
The Pink Team (Purple) Thomas Smith 2.00 1.26%
All Blacks No Snacks (Black) Max Wood 2.00 -0.74%
Man Bloobs (Blue) Stuart Cromarty 1.00 5.16%
The Pink Team (Purple) Daniel Craig 1.00 2.99%
The Pink Team (Purple) Christopher Wilson 1.00 2.81%
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) John-Paul Page 1.00 2.60%
OZEMPIAKOS (Red) Jonathan Battams 1.00 2.54%
The Pink Team (Purple) Liam Noble 1.00 2.47%
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) Ally Scarlett 1.00 2.46%
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) Steve Sprague 1.00 2.20%
Dynamo Kebab FC (White) Kenny Watson 1.00 2.16%
Man Bloobs (Blue) Will Proud 1.00 2.15%
Fatsumos (Orange) Dom Platt 1.00 1.93%
Man Bloobs (Blue) Clint Nelligan 1.00 1.85%
OZEMPIAKOS (Red) James Moore 1.00 1.77%
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) Terence Buckle 1.00 1.48%
The Pink Team (Purple) Adam Trevor 1.00 1.43%
All Blacks No Snacks (Black) Josh Plenderleith 1.00 1.40%
The Pink Team (Purple) Mike Patterson 1.00 1.33%
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) Matthew Fenwick 1.00 1.07%
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) Luke Carter 1.00 1.03%
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) Ross Puttock 1.00 1.01%
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) Robert Doggett 1.00 0.95%
OZEMPIAKOS (Red) Ben Smith 1.00 0.75%
All Blacks No Snacks (Black) Aron Nelligan 1.00 0.61%
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) John Hall 1.00 0.55%
The Pink Team (Purple) Andrew Stamp 1.00 0.50%
Dynamo Kebab FC (White) Willi Midgley 0.50 4.59%
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) Nathan Coulbeck 0.50 3.80%
Fatsumos (Orange) Leon Wilson 0.50 2.45%
Man Bloobs (Blue) Tom Heath 0.50 2.00%
All Blacks No Snacks (Black) Robert Woodward 0.50 1.50%
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) Chris Long 0.50 1.46%
Man Bloobs (Blue) Mike Burnham 0.50 1.43%
The Pink Team (Purple) James Robinson 0.50 1.27%
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) Robert Fisher 0.50 0.82%
Man Bloobs (Blue) Xander Cromarty 0.50 0.78%
Dynamo Kebab FC (White) Stuart farmer 0.50 0.75%
Dynamo Kebab FC (White) Andrew Craggs 0.50 0.68%
Man Bloobs (Blue) Dave Bell 0.50 0.60%
OZEMPIAKOS (Red) Liam Hughes 0.50 0.54%
Dynamo Kebab FC (White) Phil Jubb 0.50 0.53%
OZEMPIAKOS (Red) Joe Graham 0.50 0.30%
OZEMPIAKOS (Red) Peter Hildyard 0.50 0.30%
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) Ashley Kemp 0.50 0.19%
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) Gareth Holmes 0.50 0.19%
All Blacks No Snacks (Black) Jon Musgrave 0.50 0.19%
Fatsumos (Orange) Joshua Bond 0.50 0.17%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Fatsumos (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Man Bloobs (Blue)

  • Tuesday 25 November

    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    VS 20:00
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    VS 20:30
    The Pink Team (Purple)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    VS 19:30
    The Pink Team (Purple)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Fatsumos (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    VS 19:30
    Fatsumos (Orange)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    VS 20:00
    Man Bloobs (Blue)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    The Pink Team (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    The Pink Team (Purple)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    VS 19:30
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Fatsumos (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    VS 19:00
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    VS 19:30
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    The Pink Team (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Fatsumos (Orange)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Man Bloobs (Blue)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Man Bloobs (Blue)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Fatsumos (Orange)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    The Pink Team (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    VS 20:30
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    VS 19:00
    The Pink Team (Purple)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    VS 19:30
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Fatsumos (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Man Bloobs (Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Fatsumos (Orange)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    VS 20:00
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    The Pink Team (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    VS 19:00
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    The Pink Team (Purple)
    VS 19:30
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Man Bloobs (Blue)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsumos (Orange)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Fatsumos (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    VS 20:30
    The Pink Team (Purple)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    The Pink Team (Purple)
    VS 19:00
    Man Bloobs (Blue)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    VS 19:30
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    VS 20:00
    Fatsumos (Orange)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    VS 19:00
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Fatsumos (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    The Pink Team (Purple)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    5 - 4
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    6 - 10
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    4 - 7
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    17 - 10
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)

  • Tuesday 11 November

    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    7 - 11
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    11 - 12
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    6 - 9
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    15 - 6
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Fatsumos (Orange)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    0 - 0
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    0 - 0
    The Pink Team (Purple)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    0 - 0
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    0 - 0
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    0 - 0
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    0 - 0
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Bloobs (Blue)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    0 - 0
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    0 - 0
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Man Bloobs (Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    0 - 0
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    0 - 0
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumos (Orange)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    0 - 0
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    0 - 0
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    0 - 0
    The Pink Team (Purple)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    The Pink Team (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
    0 - 0
    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    0 - 0
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
    0 - 0
    AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
    Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
    Fatsumos (Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Pink Team (Purple)
    Man Bloobs (Blue)
    0 - 0
    OZEMPIAKOS (Red)