Leyton

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Feel Good Too, Ive Farm Close, London Leyton Orient, E10 5UE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Leyton. The most diverse football location in East London, where Losers are the real winners, we are here to support you with both the battle on the pitch but most importantly the challenges we face with our weight & fitness.

Bob Stamegna, Coach, Leyton

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
10
9
19
2
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
10
7
15
3
White Pudding (Leyton White)
10
7
14
4
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
10
6
12
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
10
3
7
6
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
10
3
7
7
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
10
2
5
8
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
10
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) 10 9 1 0 120 36 84 19
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) 10 7 1 2 77 55 22 15
White Pudding (Leyton White) 10 7 0 3 57 50 7 14
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) 10 6 0 4 66 51 15 12
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) 10 3 1 6 51 61 -10 7
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) 10 3 1 6 51 72 -21 7
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) 10 2 1 7 51 74 -23 5
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) 10 0 1 9 23 97 -74 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) 10 8 2 0 49 7 42 18
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) 10 7 2 1 30 9 21 16
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) 10 6 2 2 33 10 23 14
White Pudding (Leyton White) 10 4 2 4 23 20 3 10
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) 10 3 2 5 12 20 -8 8
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) 10 4 0 6 19 38 -19 8
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) 10 2 0 8 11 34 -23 4
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) 10 1 0 9 11 50 -39 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) 10 9 0 1 34 0 34 18
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) 10 7 1 2 17 14 3 15
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) 10 5 2 3 12 14 -2 12
White Pudding (Leyton White) 10 5 1 4 9 1 8 11
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) 10 3 1 6 7 14 -7 7
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) 10 3 0 7 2 8 -6 6
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) 10 2 2 6 3 12 -9 6
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) 10 2 1 7 -2 19 -21 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Jack Tulley 12.00 3.37%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Garry Tooey 8.00 2.46%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Joe Philipson 6.00 2.44%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Waseem Jamal 5.50 5.67%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Douglas Curtis 5.00 4.37%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Badar Haq 5.00 1.74%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Chris Rutherford 5.00 0.85%
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) Jerome Jacobs 4.00 1.13%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Benjamin Cox 3.50 1.57%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Jaysen Griffin 3.50 0.97%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Patrick Coeur De Lion 3.50 0.92%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Hasan Sarwar 3.50 -0.42%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Hichem Larafa 3.00 5.25%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Lewis Steward 3.00 3.97%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Carlos Puerta 3.00 3.24%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Nghiem Khuu 3.00 2.60%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Jorge Pinto 3.00 1.90%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Steven Coeur De Lion 2.50 1.29%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Daniel Reid 1.50 2.19%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Andrew Robson 1.50 1.40%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Lee Wardley 1.50 0.74%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Kristian Coote 1.00 5.99%
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) Stephen Sango 1.00 2.57%
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) Daniel Fernandez Duran 1.00 1.18%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Glen Patterson 1.00 1.06%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Simon Bailey 1.00 0.78%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Lee Mara 1.00 0.20%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Aubrey Davis 1.00 0.00%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Andre Bucknor 1.00 -0.17%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Charles Melvin 1.00 -1.42%
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) Ethan Banham 0.50 2.16%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Ben Westaway 0.50 1.49%
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) Bradley Reed 0.50 0.89%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Darren Jewell 0.50 0.75%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Barry Dixon 0.50 0.72%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Dipak Gosai 0.50 0.22%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Alan Smith 0.50 -0.18%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Dylan Miller smith 0.50 -0.33%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    VS 19:30
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
  • Tuesday 11 February

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
  • Tuesday 11 February

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
  • Tuesday 11 February

    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
  • Tuesday 18 February

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    VS 19:30
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
  • Tuesday 18 February

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    VS 20:00
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
  • Tuesday 18 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    VS 20:30
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
  • Tuesday 18 February

    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    VS 21:00
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
  • Tuesday 25 February

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
  • Tuesday 25 February

    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    VS 20:00
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
  • Tuesday 25 February

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    VS 20:30
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
  • Tuesday 25 February

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
  • Tuesday 04 March

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    VS 19:30
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
  • Tuesday 04 March

    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
  • Tuesday 04 March

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    VS 20:30
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
  • Tuesday 04 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    VS 21:00
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    3 - 12
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    6 - 6
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    1 - 5
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    3 - 8
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
  • Tuesday 28 January

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    7 - 2
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    14 - 7
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    4 - 7
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    16 - 4
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
  • Tuesday 21 January

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    1 - 16
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    4 - 4
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    6 - 4
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    11 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
  • Tuesday 14 January

    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    3 - 10
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    7 - 11
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    7 - 10
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    10 - 5
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
  • Tuesday 07 January

    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    4 - 12
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    5 - 3
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    6 - 4
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    6 - 2
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
  • Tuesday 17 December

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 9
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    2 - 2
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    8 - 3
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    8 - 7
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
  • Tuesday 10 December

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    3 - 13
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    6 - 13
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    11 - 0
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    7 - 10
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
  • Tuesday 03 December

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    4 - 2
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    12 - 3
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    5 - 11
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    3 - 1
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
  • Tuesday 26 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    2 - 4
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    1 - 3
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    6 - 3
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    -1 - 13
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
  • Tuesday 19 November

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    14 - 5
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    11 - 2
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    9 - 5
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    6 - 9
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
  • Tuesday 11 February

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 0
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
  • Tuesday 18 February

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    0 - 0
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    0 - 0
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    0 - 0
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
  • Tuesday 25 February

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    0 - 0
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    0 - 0
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
  • Tuesday 04 March

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    0 - 0
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    0 - 0
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)