Leyton
Tuesday | 19:30-21:30
Welcome to MAN v FAT Leyton. The most diverse football location in East London, where Losers are the real winners, we are here to support you with both the battle on the pitch but most importantly the challenges we face with our weight & fitness.
Bob Stamegna, Coach, Leyton
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Four | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
White Pudding (Leyton White)
8
6
12
2
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
8
5
10
3
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
8
5
10
4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
8
4
8
5
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
8
4
8
6
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
8
4
8
7
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
8
4
8
8
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
8
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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White Pudding (Leyton White) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 61 | 40 | 21 | 12 |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 79 | 59 | 20 | 10 |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 69 | 56 | 13 | 10 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 65 | 59 | 6 | 8 |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 52 | 50 | 2 | 8 |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 60 | 60 | 0 | 8 |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 53 | 55 | -2 | 8 |
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 8 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 12 | 72 | -60 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 40 | 13 | 27 | 14 |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 17 | 21 | -4 | 11 |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 28 | 9 | 19 | 10 |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 15 | 9 | 6 | 10 |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 8 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 17 | 18 | -1 | 7 |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 7 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 8 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 22 | -12 | 4 |
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 8 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 38 | -33 | 1 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 11 | 14 | 13 |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 6 | 15 | 12 |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 10 |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 9 |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 16 | 17 | -1 | 6 |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 16 | -14 | 5 |
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | -9 | 5 | -14 | 5 |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 8 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 18 | 22 | -4 | 4 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Vincent Wood | 11.50 | 8.63% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | tom martin | 11.00 | 8.67% |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | William Ellis | 6.50 | 8.04% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Chris Rutherford | 6.50 | 3.09% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Douglas Curtis | 6.00 | 3.88% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Ben Westaway | 6.00 | 0.77% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Lee Mara | 5.00 | 7.49% |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Joe Philipson | 5.00 | 4.06% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Waseem Jamal | 5.00 | 2.45% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Darren Jewell | 4.50 | 0.95% |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Alex Riesel | 3.50 | 5.93% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Gleave Parsons | 3.50 | 3.29% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Aubrey Davis | 3.50 | 2.66% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Gregory Meehan | 3.50 | 2.02% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Patrick Coeur De Lion | 3.50 | 1.21% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Dipak Gosai | 3.50 | 0.89% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Jorge Pinto | 3.00 | 2.53% |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Luis Cabana | 3.00 | 0.00% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Carlos Puerta | 2.50 | 2.99% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | mel sibindi | 2.50 | 2.50% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Jack Barker | 2.50 | 2.21% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Robert Davies | 2.50 | 1.70% |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Andrew Robson | 2.50 | 1.41% |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Ross Evans | 2.50 | 0.92% |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Inan Gul | 2.50 | 0.32% |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Bradley Reed | 2.50 | 0.30% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Charles Melvin | 2.50 | 0.26% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | David Moss | 2.00 | 1.29% |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Dylan Miller smith | 2.00 | 0.98% |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Alan Smith | 2.00 | 0.44% |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Chris Rees | 1.50 | 1.86% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Lewis Steward | 1.50 | 0.94% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Badar Haq | 1.50 | 0.48% |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Andre Bucknor | 1.50 | 0.00% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | absey amaret | 1.00 | 1.95% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Quincy Dwamena | 1.00 | 1.73% |
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | Omar Nasar | 1.00 | 1.72% |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Peter Donaghy | 1.00 | 1.62% |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Jack McGruer | 1.00 | 0.13% |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Dan Gottschalk | 0.50 | 2.68% |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Mehmet Akdeniz | 0.50 | 1.99% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Steven Coeur De Lion | 0.50 | 1.01% |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Garry Tooey | 0.50 | 0.93% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Kristian Coote | 0.50 | 0.71% |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | James Turner | 0.50 | 0.34% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 06 May
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 19:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 06 May
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 06 May
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 06 May
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 21:00Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 13 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 19:30Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 13 May
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 20:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 13 May
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 20:30FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 13 May
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 21:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 20 May
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 19:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 20 May
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 20 May
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 20:30Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 20 May
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 21:00Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 27 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 19:30White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 27 May
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 20:00FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 27 May
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 20:30Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 27 May
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 21:00Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 03 June
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 19:30Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 03 June
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 03 June
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:30Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 03 June
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 21:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 10 June
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 19:30FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 10 June
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 10 June
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 20:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 10 June
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 21:00Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 29 April
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)8 - 5FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)1 - 8White Pudding (Leyton White)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)3 - 11Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)6 - 11Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 22 April
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)3 - 13Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)4 - 9Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)2 - 5White Pudding (Leyton White)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)4 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 15 April
White Pudding (Leyton White)3 - 7FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)12 - 5Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)11 - 7Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)12 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 08 April
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)-2 - 7Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)11 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)12 - 11Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)White Pudding (Leyton White)10 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 01 April
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)10 - 12White Pudding (Leyton White)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)11 - 5FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)10 - 1Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)4 - 6Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 25 March
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)6 - 2Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)5 - 10Dark Knights (Leyton Black)White Pudding (Leyton White)9 - 3Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)8 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 18 March
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)5 - 10Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)8 - 3White Pudding (Leyton White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)9 - 4Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)2 - 9FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 11 March
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)13 - 10Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)White Pudding (Leyton White)11 - 4Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)8 - 11Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)14 - 12Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 06 May
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 13 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 20 May
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 27 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 03 June
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 10 June
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)