Leyton
Tuesday | 19:30-21:30
Welcome to MAN v FAT Leyton. The most diverse football location in East London, where Losers are the real winners, we are here to support you with both the battle on the pitch but most importantly the challenges we face with our weight & fitness.
Bob Stamegna, Coach, Leyton
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Three | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
10
9
19
2
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
10
7
15
3
White Pudding (Leyton White)
10
7
14
4
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
10
6
12
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
10
3
7
6
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
10
3
7
7
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
10
2
5
8
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
10
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 120 | 36 | 84 | 19 |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 77 | 55 | 22 | 15 |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 14 |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 66 | 51 | 15 | 12 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 51 | 61 | -10 | 7 |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 51 | 72 | -21 | 7 |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 51 | 74 | -23 | 5 |
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 10 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 23 | 97 | -74 | 1 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 49 | 7 | 42 | 18 |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 30 | 9 | 21 | 16 |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 10 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 33 | 10 | 23 | 14 |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 23 | 20 | 3 | 10 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 12 | 20 | -8 | 8 |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 19 | 38 | -19 | 8 |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 11 | 34 | -23 | 4 |
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 11 | 50 | -39 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 0 | 34 | 18 |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 15 |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 12 |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 9 | 1 | 8 | 11 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 14 | -7 | 7 |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 6 |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 12 | -9 | 6 |
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | -2 | 19 | -21 | 5 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Jack Tulley | 12.00 | 3.37% |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Garry Tooey | 8.00 | 2.46% |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Joe Philipson | 6.00 | 2.44% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Waseem Jamal | 5.50 | 5.67% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Douglas Curtis | 5.00 | 4.37% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Badar Haq | 5.00 | 1.74% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Chris Rutherford | 5.00 | 0.85% |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Jerome Jacobs | 4.00 | 1.13% |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Benjamin Cox | 3.50 | 1.57% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Jaysen Griffin | 3.50 | 0.97% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Patrick Coeur De Lion | 3.50 | 0.92% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Hasan Sarwar | 3.50 | -0.42% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Hichem Larafa | 3.00 | 5.25% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Lewis Steward | 3.00 | 3.97% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Carlos Puerta | 3.00 | 3.24% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Nghiem Khuu | 3.00 | 2.60% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Jorge Pinto | 3.00 | 1.90% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Steven Coeur De Lion | 2.50 | 1.29% |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Daniel Reid | 1.50 | 2.19% |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Andrew Robson | 1.50 | 1.40% |
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Lee Wardley | 1.50 | 0.74% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Kristian Coote | 1.00 | 5.99% |
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | Stephen Sango | 1.00 | 2.57% |
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Daniel Fernandez Duran | 1.00 | 1.18% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Glen Patterson | 1.00 | 1.06% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Simon Bailey | 1.00 | 0.78% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Lee Mara | 1.00 | 0.20% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Aubrey Davis | 1.00 | 0.00% |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Andre Bucknor | 1.00 | -0.17% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Charles Melvin | 1.00 | -1.42% |
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | Ethan Banham | 0.50 | 2.16% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Ben Westaway | 0.50 | 1.49% |
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | Bradley Reed | 0.50 | 0.89% |
White Pudding (Leyton White) | Darren Jewell | 0.50 | 0.75% |
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Barry Dixon | 0.50 | 0.72% |
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Dipak Gosai | 0.50 | 0.22% |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Alan Smith | 0.50 | -0.18% |
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Dylan Miller smith | 0.50 | -0.33% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 11 February
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 19:30FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 11 February
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 20:00Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 11 February
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 11 February
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 21:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 18 February
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 19:30Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 18 February
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:00Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 18 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 20:30Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 18 February
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 21:00Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 25 February
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 25 February
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 20:00Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 25 February
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:30White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 25 February
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 21:00Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 04 March
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 19:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 04 March
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 20:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 04 March
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 04 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 21:00FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 04 February
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)3 - 12Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)6 - 6Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)1 - 5Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)3 - 8White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 28 January
White Pudding (Leyton White)7 - 2Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)14 - 7FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)4 - 7Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)16 - 4Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 21 January
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)1 - 16Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)4 - 4Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)6 - 4White Pudding (Leyton White)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)11 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 14 January
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)3 - 10Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)7 - 11White Pudding (Leyton White)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)7 - 10Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)10 - 5Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 07 January
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)4 - 12Dark Knights (Leyton Black)White Pudding (Leyton White)5 - 3Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)6 - 4FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)6 - 2Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 17 December
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 9FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)2 - 2Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)8 - 3White Pudding (Leyton White)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)8 - 7Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 10 December
White Pudding (Leyton White)3 - 13Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)6 - 13Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)11 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)7 - 10Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 03 December
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)4 - 2Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)12 - 3FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)5 - 11Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)White Pudding (Leyton White)3 - 1Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 26 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)2 - 4White Pudding (Leyton White)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)1 - 3Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)6 - 3Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)-1 - 13Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 19 November
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)14 - 5Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)11 - 2Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)White Pudding (Leyton White)9 - 5FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)6 - 9Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 11 February
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 18 February
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 25 February
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 04 March
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)