Margate (Group A)

Monday | 19:30-22:00

Margate Football Club, Hartsdown Rd Margate, CT9 5QZ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Margate. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Being a MAN v FAT footballer changed my life. It helped me lose weight I'd carried for years and keep it off! I now have the rewarding role coaching MAN v FAT Margate and supporting the many successes. I'd love to welcome more guys to do the same. It's either "one day" or day one - the best time to start is now.

Adam Ratcliffe, Coach, Margate (Group A)

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
5
5
10
2
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
5
4
8
3
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
5
3
7
4
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
5
3
6
5
BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
5
2
4
6
MK Donald's (Margate White)
5
1
3
7
Man Titty (Margate Purple)
5
1
2
8
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) 5 5 0 0 79 36 43 10
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) 5 4 0 1 61 43 18 8
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) 5 3 1 1 54 49 5 7
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) 5 3 0 2 52 55 -3 6
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) 5 2 0 3 42 46 -4 4
MK Donald's (Margate White) 5 1 1 3 48 56 -8 3
Man Titty (Margate Purple) 5 1 0 4 40 60 -20 2
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) 5 0 0 5 34 65 -31 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Margate Purple) 5 5 0 0 21 6 15 10
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) 5 3 1 1 22 12 10 7
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) 5 3 0 2 17 12 5 6
MK Donald's (Margate White) 5 3 0 2 19 16 3 6
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) 5 3 0 2 20 20 0 6
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) 5 2 0 3 9 9 0 4
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) 5 0 1 4 12 23 -11 1
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) 5 0 0 5 3 25 -22 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) 5 5 0 0 39 10 29 10
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) 5 3 1 1 23 14 9 7
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) 5 3 1 1 18 13 5 7
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) 5 3 0 2 19 15 4 6
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) 5 2 0 3 8 13 -5 4
MK Donald's (Margate White) 5 2 0 3 14 19 -5 4
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) 5 1 0 4 13 20 -7 2
Man Titty (Margate Purple) 5 0 0 5 -1 29 -30 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Jamie Douglas 6.50 6.99%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Neil Hornus 6.00 6.33%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Bowen Goldhawk 6.00 4.37%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Callum Beer 6.00 2.78%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) David Jarman 6.00 2.73%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Terry Little 6.00 1.14%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Raul Martinez 6.00 0.14%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Conor Steptoe 5.50 1.73%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Phil Matthews 5.00 1.26%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Keven Gabriel 5.00 -0.24%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Simon Dannell 4.00 1.79%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Stuart Lamb 3.50 5.39%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Reece Kavanagh 3.50 3.14%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Chris Allen 3.50 2.34%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Tim Williams 3.00 5.30%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Joe Davison 3.00 5.05%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Josh Bryant 3.00 4.73%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Graham Megrath 3.00 4.49%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Graham Cammish 3.00 2.97%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Michael Couchman 3.00 2.96%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Alex Aylett 3.00 2.53%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Kieron Donoghue 3.00 2.37%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Chris Beer 3.00 1.50%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Connah Mount 3.00 1.39%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Daniel Terry 3.00 0.88%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Nick Ansell 2.50 5.42%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Christopher Morris 2.50 4.02%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Charlie Lane 2.50 3.70%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Joshua Hall 2.50 3.17%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Rhys Goldhawk 2.50 3.00%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Louie Bottali 2.50 2.63%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Thomas Aylett 2.50 2.59%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Jamie Hewitt 2.50 1.61%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Calvin Mitchell 2.50 0.98%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Daniel Aylett 2.50 0.92%
Man Titty (Margate Purple) Jonathan Deslandes 2.00 0.09%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Andrew Chinn 1.50 0.80%
Man Titty (Margate Purple) Shaun Cudworth 1.50 0.42%
Man Titty (Margate Purple) Jake Farmer 1.00 3.55%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Jack Scott 1.00 1.11%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Rob Macer 1.00 0.53%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Stefan Nash 1.00 0.46%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Daniel Macer 1.00 0.22%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Joe Head 0.50 1.99%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Martin Bellamy 0.50 1.59%
Man Titty (Margate Purple) David Hodder 0.50 0.23%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Connor Todd 0.50 -0.18%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 24 March

    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 24 March

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    VS 20:00
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)

  • Monday 24 March

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    VS 20:30
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 24 March

    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 31 March

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    VS 19:30
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 31 March

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    VS 20:00
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 31 March

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    VS 20:30
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 31 March

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    VS 21:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 07 April

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    VS 19:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 07 April

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 07 April

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 07 April

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    VS 21:00
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 14 April

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 14 April

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    VS 20:00
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 14 April

    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)

  • Monday 14 April

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    VS 21:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 28 April

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    VS 19:30
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 28 April

    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 28 April

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    VS 20:30
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 28 April

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 05 May

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    VS 19:30
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)

  • Monday 05 May

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    VS 20:00
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 05 May

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    VS 20:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 05 May

    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 12 May

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    VS 19:30
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 12 May

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    VS 20:00
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 12 May

    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 12 May

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 19 May

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    VS 19:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 19 May

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    VS 20:00
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 19 May

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    VS 20:30
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 19 May

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    VS 21:00
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 26 May

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    VS 19:30
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 26 May

    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 26 May

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 26 May

    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 17 March

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    16 - 8
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    13 - 8
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    6 - 9
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    14 - 11
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 10 March

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    6 - 17
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    13 - 12
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    9 - 8
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    10 - 17
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 03 March

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    9 - 7
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    13 - 13
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    11 - 15
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    24 - 4
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 24 February

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    2 - 8
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    6 - 11
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    7 - 11
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    3 - 8
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 17 February

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    7 - 14
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    15 - 7
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    11 - 9
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    10 - 8
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 24 March

    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    0 - 0
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    0 - 0
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    0 - 0
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 31 March

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    0 - 0
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    0 - 0
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    0 - 0
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 07 April

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    0 - 0
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    0 - 0
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 14 April

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    0 - 0
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 28 April

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    0 - 0
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    0 - 0
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    0 - 0
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    0 - 0
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 05 May

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    0 - 0
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    0 - 0
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 12 May

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    0 - 0
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    0 - 0
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 19 May

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    0 - 0
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    0 - 0
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    0 - 0
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 26 May

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    0 - 0
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    0 - 0
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)