Middlesbrough

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Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.

Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Largentina (White)
8
6
14
2
Yellow Tits
8
5
11
3
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
8
5
11
4
Lean Green Eating Machines
8
4
8
5
Red Hot Chilli Parmos
8
2
4
6
Fatletico Madras (black)
8
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina (White) 8 6 2 0 66 33 33 14
Yellow Tits 8 5 1 2 78 51 27 11
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 8 5 1 2 72 48 24 11
Lean Green Eating Machines 8 4 0 4 56 56 0 8
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 8 2 0 6 24 74 -50 4
Fatletico Madras (black) 8 0 0 8 39 73 -34 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Tits 8 7 0 1 30 2 28 14
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 8 6 0 2 21 3 18 12
Largentina (White) 8 6 0 2 21 8 13 12
Lean Green Eating Machines 8 3 0 5 9 15 -6 6
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 8 2 0 6 5 25 -20 4
Fatletico Madras (black) 8 0 0 8 -1 32 -33 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina (White) 8 5 1 2 23 7 16 11
Lean Green Eating Machines 8 5 1 2 28 22 6 11
Fatletico Madras (black) 8 3 3 2 24 20 4 9
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 8 3 2 3 30 29 1 8
Yellow Tits 8 3 1 4 29 30 -1 7
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 8 0 2 6 3 29 -26 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Liam Smith 10.50 9.14%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Russell Gray 10.50 8.19%
Yellow Tits Darren Frain 8.50 6.71%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Stephen Wright 8.50 6.31%
Fatletico Madras (black) Norman Mcmurray 8.50 6.15%
Fatletico Madras (black) Ben Norton 5.50 4.22%
Fatletico Madras (black) Steven Daniels 3.50 4.86%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Daniel Boyle 2.50 0.39%
Largentina (White) Joe Cowley 1.50 2.52%
Largentina (White) Jonathan Taylor 1.50 2.37%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Owen West 1.50 1.51%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Chris McQuillan 1.50 0.88%
Largentina (White) Jay West 1.50 0.63%
Fatletico Madras (black) Mike Dean 1.50 0.49%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Jake Davies 1.50 -3.41%
Lean Green Eating Machines Chris Taggart 1.00 6.96%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Nick McGloin 1.00 3.10%
Yellow Tits Billy Johnson 0.50 9.40%
Yellow Tits Sam Shan 0.50 6.65%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Stephen Bott 0.50 6.29%
Largentina (White) Dan Holland 0.50 5.29%
Lean Green Eating Machines Aaron Archer 0.50 5.19%
Lean Green Eating Machines Connor Simpson 0.50 4.53%
Lean Green Eating Machines Anthony Darton 0.50 2.84%
Yellow Tits Michael Spence 0.50 2.84%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Mark Blackmore 0.50 0.94%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) David Hardy-Fisher 0.50 0.23%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 18:45
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Yellow Tits
    VS 20:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    7 - 3
    Largentina (White)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    19 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    3 - 8
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    5 - 2
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Largentina (White)
    2 - 13
    Yellow Tits
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    18 - 9
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Largentina (White)
    10 - 6
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    13 - 4
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    3 - 11
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

 

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:45
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 20:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:15
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Largentina (White)
    VS 20:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 22 October

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    5 - -1
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    2 - 6
    Largentina (White)
    Yellow Tits
    11 - 5
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    8 - 7
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    9 - 13
    Yellow Tits
    Largentina (White)
    11 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    3 - 4
    Largentina (White)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    2 - 15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Yellow Tits
    5 - 6
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Largentina (White)
    10 - 10
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    3 - 10
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    12 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    4 - 6
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Largentina (White)
    12 - 5
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    9 - 3
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    6 - 10
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Yellow Tits
    15 - 10
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    2 - 10
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 27 August

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    3 - 10
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    6 - 6
    Largentina (White)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    2 - 10
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 20 August

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    5 - 7
    Largentina (White)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    10 - 9
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    6 - 13
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)