Middlesbrough

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Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.

Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fatletico Madras (black)
8
7
14
2
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
8
6
12
3
Largentina (White)
8
4
8
4
Yellow Tits
8
3
7
5
Lean Green Eating Machines
8
2
4
6
Red Hot Chilli Parmos
8
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatletico Madras (black) 8 7 0 1 73 49 24 14
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 8 6 0 2 74 44 30 12
Largentina (White) 8 4 0 4 65 58 7 8
Yellow Tits 8 3 1 4 74 63 11 7
Lean Green Eating Machines 8 2 0 6 63 81 -18 4
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 8 1 1 6 32 86 -54 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 8 6 0 2 24 4 20 12
Lean Green Eating Machines 8 5 1 2 18 12 6 11
Fatletico Madras (black) 8 4 1 3 12 8 4 9
Largentina (White) 8 3 2 3 10 15 -5 8
Yellow Tits 8 3 1 4 11 10 1 7
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 8 0 1 7 2 28 -26 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatletico Madras (black) 8 5 2 1 38 22 16 12
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 8 5 1 2 28 18 10 11
Largentina (White) 8 4 2 2 33 22 11 10
Yellow Tits 8 2 2 4 41 33 8 6
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 8 2 1 5 13 35 -22 5
Lean Green Eating Machines 8 1 2 5 24 47 -23 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatletico Madras (black) Eddie Ndhlovu 13.50 10.00%
Lean Green Eating Machines Leon Winnhill 13.00 -2.87%
Yellow Tits Billy Johnson 12.00 11.77%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Nick McGloin 12.00 0.62%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Liam Booth 9.00 2.89%
Largentina (White) Jonathan Taylor 8.50 9.05%
Fatletico Madras (black) Mike Dean 8.50 5.05%
Yellow Tits Darren Frain 8.50 3.71%
Largentina (White) Jordan Read 8.00 6.72%
Fatletico Madras (black) Norman Mcmurray 8.00 4.87%
Lean Green Eating Machines David Mohan 8.00 1.28%
Fatletico Madras (black) Dave Mac 7.50 3.71%
Largentina (White) Jay West 7.00 2.20%
Yellow Tits Michael Spence 6.00 2.41%
Yellow Tits Matthew Kelsey 5.50 5.88%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Owen West 5.50 1.88%
Largentina (White) Raye Butcher 5.00 3.94%
Yellow Tits Chris Topping 5.00 3.38%
Yellow Tits John Hodgson 5.00 1.02%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Stephen Walker 5.00 0.59%
Lean Green Eating Machines Simon Bouttell 4.00 2.22%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Stephen Wright 3.50 4.59%
Fatletico Madras (black) NATHAN SMITH 3.50 2.46%
Lean Green Eating Machines Anthony Darton 3.50 1.55%
Largentina (White) Joe Garrens 3.50 -1.01%
Fatletico Madras (black) Ben Norton 3.00 3.71%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Jake Davies 2.50 3.60%
Largentina (White) Iain Olvanhill 2.50 2.95%
Fatletico Madras (black) MARK BAILEY 2.50 2.61%
Yellow Tits Kris Wood 2.50 1.80%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Matthew Ratcliffe 2.50 0.50%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Mark Blackmore 2.00 2.01%
Lean Green Eating Machines Connor Simpson 2.00 1.34%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Chris McQuillan 2.00 0.69%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) sean Thompson 1.50 1.91%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Robert Parker 1.50 -0.73%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) john wood 1.50 -0.91%
Yellow Tits Sam Shan 1.00 1.31%
Largentina (White) Danny Milner 1.00 1.26%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos James Nugent 1.00 0.82%
Lean Green Eating Machines Sam Wilson 1.00 0.81%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Simon Robson 0.50 0.71%
Lean Green Eating Machines Mark Bowman 0.50 0.18%
Lean Green Eating Machines Chris Taggart 0.50 -0.76%
Largentina (White) Kevin Gatenby 0.50 -1.54%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:45
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Yellow Tits

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 13
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    4 - 3
    Largentina (White)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    22 - 9
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Yellow Tits
    7 - 7
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    9 - 5
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    3 - 7
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits

 

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:45
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 20:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Yellow Tits
    VS 20:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    8 - 15
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    5 - 19
    Yellow Tits
    Largentina (White)
    5 - 10
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    10 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    7 - 6
    Largentina (White)
    Yellow Tits
    10 - 16
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    9 - 8
    Yellow Tits
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    6 - 11
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Largentina (White)
    5 - 6
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Yellow Tits
    5 - 9
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    15 - 4
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Largentina (White)
    14 - 9
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    10 - 4
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    4 - 4
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    6 - 8
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    7 - 17
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Largentina (White)
    12 - 2
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    6 - 10
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    8 - 2
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Largentina (White)
    6 - 12
    Yellow Tits
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    7 - 3
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    8 - 6
    Yellow Tits
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    4 - 8
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    6 - 9
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)