Middlesbrough

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Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.

Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fatletico Madras (black)
6
5
10
2
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
6
4
8
3
Largentina (White)
6
4
8
4
Yellow Tits
6
2
5
5
Red Hot Chilli Parmos
6
1
3
6
Lean Green Eating Machines
6
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatletico Madras (black) 6 5 0 1 51 35 16 10
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 6 4 0 2 54 39 15 8
Largentina (White) 6 4 0 2 54 41 13 8
Yellow Tits 6 2 1 3 45 42 3 5
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 6 1 1 4 27 57 -30 3
Lean Green Eating Machines 6 1 0 5 39 56 -17 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 6 4 0 2 15 4 11 8
Fatletico Madras (black) 6 4 0 2 11 5 6 8
Lean Green Eating Machines 6 3 1 2 12 11 1 7
Largentina (White) 6 3 1 2 9 10 -1 7
Yellow Tits 6 2 1 3 7 4 3 5
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 6 0 1 5 0 20 -20 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina (White) 6 4 1 1 28 16 12 9
Fatletico Madras (black) 6 4 1 1 23 16 7 9
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 6 3 1 2 23 17 6 7
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 6 2 1 3 13 20 -7 5
Yellow Tits 6 1 2 3 22 23 -1 4
Lean Green Eating Machines 6 0 2 4 12 29 -17 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Lean Green Eating Machines Leon Winnhill 10.00 -4.17%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Nick McGloin 9.00 1.25%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Liam Booth 9.00 0.12%
Fatletico Madras (black) Eddie Ndhlovu 8.50 7.16%
Yellow Tits Billy Johnson 8.00 9.15%
Fatletico Madras (black) Norman Mcmurray 7.50 3.45%
Largentina (White) Jonathan Taylor 6.50 7.68%
Largentina (White) Jordan Read 6.50 5.66%
Fatletico Madras (black) Dave Mac 5.50 3.42%
Largentina (White) Jay West 5.50 1.40%
Fatletico Madras (black) Mike Dean 5.00 4.00%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Owen West 5.00 2.04%
Yellow Tits Michael Spence 5.00 1.72%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Stephen Walker 5.00 0.68%
Largentina (White) Joe Garrens 4.50 0.17%
Yellow Tits Darren Frain 4.00 2.27%
Yellow Tits Chris Topping 3.50 3.66%
Lean Green Eating Machines David Mohan 3.50 1.62%
Yellow Tits John Hodgson 3.50 1.13%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Stephen Wright 3.00 4.49%
Largentina (White) Raye Butcher 3.00 2.71%
Fatletico Madras (black) NATHAN SMITH 3.00 2.32%
Lean Green Eating Machines Anthony Darton 3.00 1.65%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Jake Davies 2.50 3.60%
Fatletico Madras (black) Michael Baldwin 2.50 3.06%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) john wood 2.50 1.97%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Matthew Ratcliffe 2.50 1.14%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Chris McQuillan 2.00 1.28%
Lean Green Eating Machines Simon Bouttell 2.00 1.20%
Lean Green Eating Machines Chris Taggart 1.50 1.95%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Mark Blackmore 1.50 1.94%
Lean Green Eating Machines Connor Simpson 1.50 0.70%
Largentina (White) Kevin Gatenby 1.50 0.51%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Robert Parker 1.50 -1.88%
Largentina (White) Iain Olvanhill 1.00 2.55%
Yellow Tits Kris Wood 1.00 1.70%
Largentina (White) Danny Milner 1.00 1.35%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos James Limon 1.00 1.15%
Fatletico Madras (black) Ben Norton 1.00 1.12%
Fatletico Madras (black) MARK BAILEY 1.00 0.91%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos James Nugent 1.00 0.82%
Lean Green Eating Machines Kalim Hunter 1.00 0.76%
Yellow Tits Matthew Kelsey 0.50 2.77%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Simon Robson 0.50 1.34%
Lean Green Eating Machines Sam Wilson 0.50 0.61%
Yellow Tits Sam Shan 0.50 0.24%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:45
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Yellow Tits

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 13
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    4 - 3
    Largentina (White)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    22 - 9
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 28 May

    Yellow Tits
    7 - 7
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    9 - 5
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    3 - 7
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits

 

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:45
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:45
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 20:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:45
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 20:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Yellow Tits
    VS 20:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    9 - 8
    Yellow Tits
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    6 - 11
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Largentina (White)
    5 - 6
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Yellow Tits
    5 - 9
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    15 - 4
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Largentina (White)
    14 - 9
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 11 June

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    10 - 4
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    4 - 4
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    6 - 8
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    7 - 17
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Largentina (White)
    12 - 2
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    6 - 10
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 21 May

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    8 - 2
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Largentina (White)
    6 - 12
    Yellow Tits
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    7 - 3
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 14 May

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    8 - 6
    Yellow Tits
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    4 - 8
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    6 - 9
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)