Middlesbrough
Wednesday | 19:00-21:00
Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD
Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.
Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Largentina (White)
4
3
6
2
Fatletico Madras (black)
4
3
6
3
Yellow Tits
4
2
5
4
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
4
2
4
5
Lean Green Eating Machines
4
1
2
6
Red Hot Chilli Parmos
4
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Largentina (White) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 26 | 9 | 6 |
| Fatletico Madras (black) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 27 | 23 | 4 | 6 |
| Yellow Tits | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 32 | 24 | 8 | 5 |
| Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 34 | 28 | 6 | 4 |
| Lean Green Eating Machines | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 31 | -7 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chilli Parmos | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 37 | -20 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lean Green Eating Machines | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 8 | 7 |
| Yellow Tits | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 5 |
| Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 4 |
| Fatletico Madras (black) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 4 |
| Largentina (White) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 4 |
| Red Hot Chilli Parmos | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | -1 | 14 | -15 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Largentina (White) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 9 | 13 | 8 |
| Fatletico Madras (black) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 6 |
| Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 13 | 2 | 3 |
| Yellow Tits | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 3 |
| Red Hot Chilli Parmos | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 12 | -3 | 3 |
| Lean Green Eating Machines | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 20 | -15 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) | Liam Booth | 8.00 | 3.59% |
| Yellow Tits | Billy Johnson | 6.00 | 6.74% |
| Fatletico Madras (black) | Eddie Ndhlovu | 6.00 | 3.68% |
| Lean Green Eating Machines | Leon Winnhill | 6.00 | -4.04% |
| Largentina (White) | Jonathan Taylor | 5.50 | 5.76% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) | Nick McGloin | 5.00 | -0.12% |
| Red Hot Chilli Parmos | Stephen Walker | 4.50 | 1.95% |
| Largentina (White) | Jay West | 4.50 | 0.90% |
| Largentina (White) | Joe Garrens | 4.50 | 0.17% |
| Yellow Tits | Darren Frain | 4.00 | 2.27% |
| Fatletico Madras (black) | Mike Dean | 3.00 | 2.67% |
| Yellow Tits | Michael Spence | 3.00 | 1.26% |
| Fatletico Madras (black) | Michael Baldwin | 2.50 | 3.71% |
| Largentina (White) | Jordan Read | 2.50 | 3.07% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) | john wood | 2.50 | 3.03% |
| Largentina (White) | Raye Butcher | 2.50 | 2.63% |
| Fatletico Madras (black) | Norman Mcmurray | 2.50 | 1.68% |
| Red Hot Chilli Parmos | Robert Parker | 2.50 | 1.67% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) | Owen West | 2.50 | 1.31% |
| Yellow Tits | Chris Topping | 2.50 | 1.03% |
| Lean Green Eating Machines | David Mohan | 2.50 | 0.43% |
| Lean Green Eating Machines | Simon Bouttell | 2.50 | 0.28% |
| Yellow Tits | John Hodgson | 2.50 | 0.10% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) | Chris McQuillan | 1.50 | 1.28% |
| Largentina (White) | Kevin Gatenby | 1.50 | 1.02% |
| Fatletico Madras (black) | MARK BAILEY | 1.00 | 2.27% |
| Red Hot Chilli Parmos | Jake Davies | 1.00 | 1.84% |
| Red Hot Chilli Parmos | Matthew Ratcliffe | 1.00 | 1.07% |
| Fatletico Madras (black) | NATHAN SMITH | 1.00 | 0.14% |
| Lean Green Eating Machines | Anthony Darton | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) | Stephen Wright | 0.50 | 1.86% |
| Red Hot Chilli Parmos | Simon Robson | 0.50 | 1.34% |
| Yellow Tits | James Ritchings | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Largentina (White) | Iain Olvanhill | 0.50 | 0.39% |
| Lean Green Eating Machines | Kalim Hunter | 0.50 | 0.30% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 25 June
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)VS 19:15Fatletico Madras (black) -
Wednesday 25 June
Yellow TitsVS 19:45Largentina (White) -
Wednesday 25 June
Red Hot Chilli ParmosVS 20:15Lean Green Eating Machines -
Wednesday 23 July
Lean Green Eating MachinesVS 19:15Largentina (White) -
Wednesday 23 July
Red Hot Chilli ParmosVS 19:45Fatletico Madras (black) -
Wednesday 23 July
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)VS 20:15Yellow Tits
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 28 May
Yellow Tits7 - 7Fatletico Madras (black)Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)9 - 5Lean Green Eating MachinesRed Hot Chilli Parmos3 - 7Largentina (White) -
Wednesday 25 June
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)0 - 0Fatletico Madras (black)Yellow Tits0 - 0Largentina (White)Red Hot Chilli Parmos0 - 0Lean Green Eating Machines -
Wednesday 23 July
Lean Green Eating Machines0 - 0Largentina (White)Red Hot Chilli Parmos0 - 0Fatletico Madras (black)Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)0 - 0Yellow Tits
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Wednesday 18 June
Largentina (White)VS 19:15Lean Green Eating Machines -
Wednesday 18 June
Fatletico Madras (black)VS 19:45Red Hot Chilli Parmos -
Wednesday 18 June
Yellow TitsVS 20:15Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) -
Wednesday 02 July
Largentina (White)VS 19:15Red Hot Chilli Parmos -
Wednesday 02 July
Lean Green Eating MachinesVS 19:45Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) -
Wednesday 02 July
Fatletico Madras (black)VS 20:15Yellow Tits -
Wednesday 09 July
Yellow TitsVS 19:15Lean Green Eating Machines -
Wednesday 09 July
Fatletico Madras (black)VS 19:45Largentina (White) -
Wednesday 09 July
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)VS 20:15Red Hot Chilli Parmos -
Wednesday 16 July
Largentina (White)VS 19:15Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) -
Wednesday 16 July
Red Hot Chilli ParmosVS 19:45Yellow Tits -
Wednesday 16 July
Lean Green Eating MachinesVS 20:15Fatletico Madras (black) -
Wednesday 30 July
Fatletico Madras (black)VS 19:15Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) -
Wednesday 30 July
Largentina (White)VS 19:45Yellow Tits -
Wednesday 30 July
Lean Green Eating MachinesVS 20:15Red Hot Chilli Parmos -
Wednesday 06 August
Red Hot Chilli ParmosVS 19:15Largentina (White) -
Wednesday 06 August
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)VS 19:45Lean Green Eating Machines -
Wednesday 06 August
Yellow TitsVS 20:15Fatletico Madras (black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 11 June
Fatletico Madras (black)10 - 4Lean Green Eating MachinesYellow Tits4 - 4Red Hot Chilli ParmosUnathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)6 - 8Largentina (White) -
Wednesday 04 June
Red Hot Chilli Parmos7 - 17Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)Largentina (White)12 - 2Fatletico Madras (black)Lean Green Eating Machines6 - 10Yellow Tits -
Wednesday 21 May
Lean Green Eating Machines8 - 2Red Hot Chilli ParmosLargentina (White)6 - 12Yellow TitsFatletico Madras (black)7 - 3Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) -
Wednesday 14 May
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)8 - 6Yellow TitsRed Hot Chilli Parmos4 - 8Fatletico Madras (black)Lean Green Eating Machines6 - 9Largentina (White) -
Wednesday 18 June
Largentina (White)0 - 0Lean Green Eating MachinesFatletico Madras (black)0 - 0Red Hot Chilli ParmosYellow Tits0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) -
Wednesday 02 July
Largentina (White)0 - 0Red Hot Chilli ParmosLean Green Eating Machines0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)Fatletico Madras (black)0 - 0Yellow Tits -
Wednesday 09 July
Yellow Tits0 - 0Lean Green Eating MachinesFatletico Madras (black)0 - 0Largentina (White)Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)0 - 0Red Hot Chilli Parmos -
Wednesday 16 July
Largentina (White)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)Red Hot Chilli Parmos0 - 0Yellow TitsLean Green Eating Machines0 - 0Fatletico Madras (black) -
Wednesday 30 July
Fatletico Madras (black)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)Largentina (White)0 - 0Yellow TitsLean Green Eating Machines0 - 0Red Hot Chilli Parmos -
Wednesday 06 August
Red Hot Chilli Parmos0 - 0Largentina (White)Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)0 - 0Lean Green Eating MachinesYellow Tits0 - 0Fatletico Madras (black)