Middlesbrough

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Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.

Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Lean Green Eating Machines
1
1
2
2
Yellow Tits
1
1
2
3
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
1
1
2
4
Fatletico Madras (black)
1
0
0
5
Largentina (White)
1
0
0
6
Red Hot Chilli Parmos
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Lean Green Eating Machines 1 1 0 0 12 6 6 2
Yellow Tits 1 1 0 0 11 8 3 2
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 1 1 0 0 11 9 2 2
Fatletico Madras (black) 1 0 0 1 9 11 -2 0
Largentina (White) 1 0 0 1 8 11 -3 0
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 1 0 0 1 6 12 -6 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Tits 1 1 0 0 6 2 4 2
Lean Green Eating Machines 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 2
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 2
Fatletico Madras (black) 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
Largentina (White) 1 0 0 1 2 6 -4 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Lean Green Eating Machines 1 1 0 0 6 3 3 2
Fatletico Madras (black) 1 1 0 0 6 5 1 2
Largentina (White) 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Yellow Tits 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) 1 0 0 1 5 6 -1 0
Red Hot Chilli Parmos 1 0 0 1 3 6 -3 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Lean Green Eating Machines Aaron Archer 3.50 3.45%
Fatletico Madras (black) Steven Daniels 3.50 2.74%
Yellow Tits Sam Shan 1.00 0.93%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Nick McGloin 1.00 -1.66%
Largentina (White) Danny Milner 0.50 5.62%
Largentina (White) Raye Butcher 0.50 2.48%
Fatletico Madras (black) Mike Dean 0.50 2.09%
Largentina (White) Joe Cowley 0.50 1.81%
Largentina (White) Kevin Gatenby 0.50 1.34%
Largentina (White) Jay West 0.50 1.14%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Russell Gray 0.50 1.07%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Mark Blackmore 0.50 1.03%
Fatletico Madras (black) Eddie Ndhlovu 0.50 0.93%
Yellow Tits Billy Llewellyn 0.50 0.89%
Lean Green Eating Machines Craig Gall 0.50 0.72%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Liam Keenan 0.50 0.72%
Fatletico Madras (black) Dave Mac 0.50 0.59%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Paul Adams 0.50 0.58%
Yellow Tits John Hodgson 0.50 0.40%
Fatletico Madras (black) Mark McNally 0.50 0.39%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Stephen Walker 0.50 0.38%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Jonathan Poole 0.50 0.36%
Lean Green Eating Machines David Mohan 0.50 0.35%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Owen West 0.50 0.34%
Yellow Tits Michael Spence 0.50 0.25%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) David Hardy-Fisher 0.50 0.23%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Liam Smith 0.50 0.11%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Stephen Wright 0.50 0.11%
Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue) Chris McQuillan 0.50 0.10%
Red Hot Chilli Parmos Jake Davies 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:45
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 20:15
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:45
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 20:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

 

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:45
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Yellow Tits
    VS 20:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:45
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 20:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 20:15
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:15
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:45
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Yellow Tits
    VS 19:45
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 20:15
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 19:15
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:45
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 20:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:45
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Yellow Tits
    VS 20:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    VS 19:15
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Largentina (White)
    VS 19:45
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Yellow Tits
    VS 20:15
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    VS 19:15
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    VS 19:45
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 03 December

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    9 - 11
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    12 - 6
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Yellow Tits
    11 - 8
    Largentina (White)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Red Hot Chilli Parmos
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    Largentina (White)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    Yellow Tits
    0 - 0
    Lean Green Eating Machines

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Lean Green Eating Machines
    0 - 0
    Largentina (White)
    Fatletico Madras (black)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tits
    Unathletico Madrid (Mid Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chilli Parmos