Newcastle

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NUCASTLE, , Diana Street, Newcastle, NE4 6BQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Newcastle. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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If you enjoy football and are wanting to lose weight, then Man v Fat is the perfect opportunity. It enables you to be a part of a social and much wider community all trying to reach a common goal in losing weight.

Ellen Bullock, Coach, Newcastle

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-One | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter Piami (Pinks)
9
8
16
2
S.S FATzio (Blues)
9
6
12
3
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
9
6
12
4
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
9
5
10
5
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
9
3
7
6
Kebaberdeen (Greens)
9
3
6
7
OB City (Newcastle Red)
9
2
5
8
Watfood (Yellows)
9
1
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Piami (Pinks) 9 8 0 1 59 39 20 16
S.S FATzio (Blues) 9 6 0 3 64 43 21 12
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) 9 6 0 3 53 42 11 12
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) 9 5 0 4 60 49 11 10
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) 9 3 1 5 51 61 -10 7
Kebaberdeen (Greens) 9 3 0 6 57 77 -20 6
OB City (Newcastle Red) 9 2 1 6 46 57 -11 5
Watfood (Yellows) 9 1 2 6 44 66 -22 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
S.S FATzio (Blues) 9 7 0 2 32 13 19 14
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) 9 6 1 2 35 18 17 13
Inter Piami (Pinks) 9 6 1 2 32 15 17 13
Watfood (Yellows) 9 5 1 3 27 24 3 11
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) 9 3 3 3 24 22 2 9
OB City (Newcastle Red) 9 2 1 6 21 34 -13 5
Kebaberdeen (Greens) 9 2 0 7 14 37 -23 4
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) 9 1 1 7 18 40 -22 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) 9 7 2 0 9 -3 12 16
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) 9 5 1 3 9 5 4 11
S.S FATzio (Blues) 9 3 4 2 11 8 3 10
Kebaberdeen (Greens) 9 4 1 4 18 21 -3 9
OB City (Newcastle Red) 9 3 2 4 7 2 5 8
Inter Piami (Pinks) 9 4 0 5 7 5 2 8
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) 9 3 1 5 5 7 -2 7
Watfood (Yellows) 9 0 3 6 3 24 -21 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
S.S FATzio (Blues) David Ladd 8.00 5.20%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Glen Jamieson 8.00 5.06%
OB City (Newcastle Red) Connor Redpath 6.50 6.71%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Stephen Wood 6.50 6.59%
Inter Piami (Pinks) Lee Tate 6.50 6.12%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Alex Maddison 5.50 1.46%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Matt Richardson 5.00 1.84%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Kevin Partington 5.00 0.51%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Luke Foster 4.00 -1.41%
OB City (Newcastle Red) Peter Mills 3.50 4.10%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Gary Card 3.00 1.55%
Watfood (Yellows) Toby Masters 3.00 1.27%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) PAUL MORRIS 3.00 1.01%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) Jonathan Bartlett 2.50 3.90%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Michael Maughan 2.50 2.49%
S.S FATzio (Blues) Daragh Lambert 2.50 2.34%
S.S FATzio (Blues) Steven James 2.50 2.34%
Watfood (Yellows) Christopher Fairlamb 2.50 1.86%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) matthew percy 2.50 1.63%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Nick Tynan 2.50 0.37%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Liam Potter 2.00 1.55%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Paul Birkett 2.00 1.20%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Carl Humphrey 1.50 0.58%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Shah Rouf 1.00 0.16%
Inter Piami (Pinks) Callum Riley 0.50 0.93%
Inter Piami (Pinks) Alex Smith 0.50 0.59%
S.S FATzio (Blues) Joe Jensen 0.50 0.55%
OB City (Newcastle Red) Daniel Powton 0.50 0.29%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 07 July

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    VS 18:00
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
  • Monday 07 July

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    VS 18:30
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
  • Monday 07 July

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    VS 19:00
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 07 July

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Watfood (Yellows)
  • Monday 14 July

    Watfood (Yellows)
    VS 18:00
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
  • Monday 14 July

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    VS 18:30
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 14 July

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 19:00
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
  • Monday 14 July

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    VS 19:30
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
  • Monday 21 July

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    VS 18:00
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
  • Monday 21 July

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    VS 18:30
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 21 July

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    VS 19:00
    Watfood (Yellows)
  • Monday 21 July

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    VS 19:30
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
  • Monday 28 July

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    VS 18:00
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
  • Monday 28 July

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    VS 18:30
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 28 July

    Watfood (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
  • Monday 28 July

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 19:30
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
  • Monday 04 August

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    VS 18:00
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 04 August

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    VS 18:30
    Watfood (Yellows)
  • Monday 04 August

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    VS 19:00
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
  • Monday 04 August

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Piami (Pinks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 30 June

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    7 - 4
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    3 - 10
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    5 - 10
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    7 - 13
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
  • Monday 23 June

    Watfood (Yellows)
    6 - 8
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    5 - 8
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    2 - 7
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    8 - 17
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
  • Monday 16 June

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    5 - 4
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    3 - 1
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    8 - 8
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    11 - 1
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 09 June

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    7 - 4
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    8 - 2
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    1 - 5
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    3 - 7
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
  • Monday 02 June

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    2 - 3
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    1 - 6
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    3 - 8
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    5 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 19 May

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    2 - 7
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    8 - 3
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    5 - 8
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    5 - 2
    Watfood (Yellows)
  • Monday 12 May

    Watfood (Yellows)
    8 - 4
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    2 - 5
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    4 - 7
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    11 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 28 April

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    6 - 2
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    9 - 4
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    11 - 6
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    3 - 2
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 14 April

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    6 - 6
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    5 - 8
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    14 - 15
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    9 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 07 July

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Watfood (Yellows)
  • Monday 14 July

    Watfood (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
  • Monday 21 July

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
  • Monday 28 July

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
  • Monday 04 August

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (Pinks)