Newport

Pre-Season Start Date: 30/04/2021 19:30

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Nash road Newport, NP19 4RP

MAN v FAT Football returns in 2021. You can still register to join our leagues and a member of the team will be in contact once a space becomes available.

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Being a MAN v FAT footballer changed my life. 8 stone down, and staying off thanks to great coaching and support from my team. After working as a player facilitator for 2 years I'm excited to start my coaching journey in Newport - helping guys to 'Weigh, Play, Lose, Win'

James Stanford, Coach, Newport

Leaderboard

Season One | 2021
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Largentina! (Black)
0
0
0
2
FC Blue Balls
0
0
0
3
FATburn Rovers. (Green)
0
0
0
4
Real. Madras (Red)
0
0
0
5
Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
0
0
0
6
Fatletico Madrid. (White)
0
0
0
7
Orange is the New(port) Fat
0
0
0
8
Gerth Glory (Purple)
0
0
0

Launching Friday 20th November Sign up to reserve your place!

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina! (Black) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FC Blue Balls 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FATburn Rovers. (Green) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Real. Madras (Red) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fatletico Madrid. (White) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Orange is the New(port) Fat 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gerth Glory (Purple) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina! (Black) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FC Blue Balls 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FATburn Rovers. (Green) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Real. Madras (Red) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fatletico Madrid. (White) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Orange is the New(port) Fat 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gerth Glory (Purple) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina! (Black) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FC Blue Balls 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
FATburn Rovers. (Green) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Real. Madras (Red) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fatletico Madrid. (White) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Orange is the New(port) Fat 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gerth Glory (Purple) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 07 May

    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    VS 20:00
    FC Blue Balls
  • Friday 07 May

    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
  • Friday 07 May

    Real. Madras (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
  • Friday 07 May

    Largentina! (Black)
    VS 21:30
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
  • Friday 14 May

    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    VS 20:00
    Largentina! (Black)
  • Friday 14 May

    FC Blue Balls
    VS 20:30
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
  • Friday 14 May

    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Real. Madras (Red)
  • Friday 14 May

    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    VS 21:30
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
  • Friday 21 May

    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    FC Blue Balls
  • Friday 21 May

    Real. Madras (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
  • Friday 21 May

    Largentina! (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
  • Friday 21 May

    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
  • Friday 28 May

    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
  • Friday 28 May

    FC Blue Balls
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
  • Friday 28 May

    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina! (Black)
  • Friday 28 May

    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Real. Madras (Red)
  • Friday 04 June

    Real. Madras (Red)
    VS 20:00
    FC Blue Balls
  • Friday 04 June

    Largentina! (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
  • Friday 04 June

    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
  • Friday 04 June

    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    VS 21:30
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
  • Friday 11 June

    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
  • Friday 11 June

    FC Blue Balls
    VS 20:30
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
  • Friday 11 June

    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
  • Friday 11 June

    Real. Madras (Red)
    VS 21:30
    Largentina! (Black)
  • Friday 18 June

    Largentina! (Black)
    VS 20:00
    FC Blue Balls
  • Friday 18 June

    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Real. Madras (Red)
  • Friday 18 June

    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    VS 21:00
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
  • Friday 18 June

    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
  • Friday 25 June

    FC Blue Balls
    VS 20:00
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
  • Friday 25 June

    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
  • Friday 25 June

    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    VS 21:00
    Real. Madras (Red)
  • Friday 25 June

    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Largentina! (Black)
  • Friday 02 July

    Largentina! (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
  • Friday 02 July

    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    VS 20:30
    FC Blue Balls
  • Friday 02 July

    Real. Madras (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
  • Friday 02 July

    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
  • Friday 09 July

    FC Blue Balls
    VS 20:00
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
  • Friday 09 July

    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    VS 20:30
    Real. Madras (Red)
  • Friday 09 July

    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina! (Black)
  • Friday 09 July

    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    VS 21:30
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
  • Friday 16 July

    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
  • Friday 16 July

    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    VS 20:30
    FC Blue Balls
  • Friday 16 July

    Largentina! (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
  • Friday 16 July

    Real. Madras (Red)
    VS 21:30
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
  • Friday 23 July

    FC Blue Balls
    VS 20:00
    Real. Madras (Red)
  • Friday 23 July

    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina! (Black)
  • Friday 23 July

    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    VS 21:00
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
  • Friday 23 July

    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
  • Friday 30 July

    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    VS 20:00
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
  • Friday 30 July

    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    FC Blue Balls
  • Friday 30 July

    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
  • Friday 30 July

    Largentina! (Black)
    VS 21:30
    Real. Madras (Red)
  • Friday 06 August

    FC Blue Balls
    VS 20:00
    Largentina! (Black)
  • Friday 06 August

    Real. Madras (Red)
    VS 20:30
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
  • Friday 06 August

    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
  • Friday 06 August

    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    VS 21:30
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)

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  • Friday 07 May

    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    0 - 0
    FC Blue Balls
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    Real. Madras (Red)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    Largentina! (Black)
    0 - 0
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
  • Friday 14 May

    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    0 - 0
    Largentina! (Black)
    FC Blue Balls
    0 - 0
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real. Madras (Red)
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    0 - 0
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
  • Friday 21 May

    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    0 - 0
    FC Blue Balls
    Real. Madras (Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    Largentina! (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
  • Friday 28 May

    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    FC Blue Balls
    0 - 0
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    0 - 0
    Largentina! (Black)
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real. Madras (Red)
  • Friday 04 June

    Real. Madras (Red)
    0 - 0
    FC Blue Balls
    Largentina! (Black)
    0 - 0
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    0 - 0
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
  • Friday 11 June

    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    FC Blue Balls
    0 - 0
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    0 - 0
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    Real. Madras (Red)
    0 - 0
    Largentina! (Black)
  • Friday 18 June

    Largentina! (Black)
    0 - 0
    FC Blue Balls
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Real. Madras (Red)
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    0 - 0
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
  • Friday 25 June

    FC Blue Balls
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    0 - 0
    Real. Madras (Red)
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Largentina! (Black)
  • Friday 02 July

    Largentina! (Black)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    0 - 0
    FC Blue Balls
    Real. Madras (Red)
    0 - 0
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
  • Friday 09 July

    FC Blue Balls
    0 - 0
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    0 - 0
    Real. Madras (Red)
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Largentina! (Black)
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    0 - 0
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
  • Friday 16 July

    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    0 - 0
    FC Blue Balls
    Largentina! (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    Real. Madras (Red)
    0 - 0
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
  • Friday 23 July

    FC Blue Balls
    0 - 0
    Real. Madras (Red)
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Largentina! (Black)
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    0 - 0
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
  • Friday 30 July

    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    0 - 0
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FC Blue Balls
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    Largentina! (Black)
    0 - 0
    Real. Madras (Red)
  • Friday 06 August

    FC Blue Balls
    0 - 0
    Largentina! (Black)
    Real. Madras (Red)
    0 - 0
    FATburn Rovers. (Green)
    Gerth Glory (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the New(port) Fat
    Fatletico Madrid. (White)
    0 - 0
    Borussia DontMunch. (Yellow)

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