Newport (Black)

Friday | 20:00-21:30

Nash road Newport, NP19 4RP

Welcome to MAN v FAT Newport. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch to add you to a team (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £28.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Being a MANvFAT footballer changed my life. It helped me lose weight, keep it off and change my outlook on life. I now have the privilege of working with the guys at MANvFAT Newport and supporting their successes. In season one our guys lost over 600kg and on average lost well over a stone each! I would love to welcome more guys to do the same....get in touch today

James Stanford, Coach, Newport (Black)

Leaderboard

Season Five | 2022
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
6
5
10
2
BISNO (Newport Orange)
6
4
8
3
Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
6
3
6
4
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
6
3
6
5
Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
6
2
4
6
Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
6
1
2

MANvFAT means health, community and achievement to me. In 9 months I’ve dropped 2 stone in weight and feel fitter both physically and mentally. MvF means community and friendship, such a large group of lads and all willing to help. Finally it means achievement. I have achieved a 5% body weight loss and close to achieving 10%. I have achieved getting back down to 15st for the first time in over 15 years. MvF has helped me improve physically and mentally and also improved my confidence within a group. People say it’s all downhill over 40, I’m 41 and I’ve just started climbing!

Gavin Edwards

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald) 6 5 0 1 85 39 46 10
BISNO (Newport Orange) 6 4 0 2 68 60 8 8
Pink Lazies (Newport Pink) 6 3 0 3 44 50 -6 6
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) 6 3 0 3 44 60 -16 6
Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime) 6 2 0 4 51 65 -14 4
Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red) 6 1 0 5 39 57 -18 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald) 6 5 0 1 20 6 14 10
Pink Lazies (Newport Pink) 6 4 1 1 19 6 13 9
BISNO (Newport Orange) 6 3 1 2 19 20 -1 7
Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime) 6 2 2 2 13 17 -4 6
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) 6 1 1 4 9 11 -2 3
Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red) 6 0 1 5 6 26 -20 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald) 6 5 0 1 41 12 29 10
BISNO (Newport Orange) 6 5 0 1 30 19 11 10
Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red) 6 3 0 3 17 13 4 6
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) 6 2 0 4 18 29 -11 4
Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime) 6 2 0 4 15 30 -15 4
Pink Lazies (Newport Pink) 6 1 0 5 7 25 -18 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald) Richard Nessbert 17.00 10.71%
The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald) Joseph Merola 8.00 8.67%
The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald) Jordan Lewis 8.00 5.31%
BISNO (Newport Orange) Jonathan Fryer 8.00 0.13%
The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald) Callum George 8.00 -0.79%
BISNO (Newport Orange) Wesley Langley 6.50 6.45%
BISNO (Newport Orange) Jac Villis 6.50 1.73%
Pink Lazies (Newport Pink) Jordan Davis 6.00 6.97%
Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime) Shane O'Reilly 6.00 5.59%
Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime) Lawrence Royal 6.00 5.15%
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) Paul James 6.00 4.68%
Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red) Nathan Watkins 6.00 -2.01%
Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red) Ben Hughes 5.50 1.25%
BISNO (Newport Orange) Thomas Nicholls 5.00 1.66%
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) James Morling 5.00 -0.13%
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) Matthew Hubbard 4.00 0.12%
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) Lloyd Wyatt 3.50 2.77%
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) David Clegg 3.50 1.57%
Pink Lazies (Newport Pink) Daniel Mckenzie 3.00 4.71%
Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red) mathew hall 3.00 4.27%
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) James Flynn 3.00 3.55%
Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red) Luke Rogers 3.00 0.95%
BISNO (Newport Orange) Grant Morgan 2.00 1.44%
The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald) Dave Rogers 1.50 0.22%
BISNO (Newport Orange) Matthew Wren 1.50 -1.84%
Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red) Craig Taylor 1.00 3.88%
Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime) Phil Sorrell 1.00 1.31%
Pink Lazies (Newport Pink) Peter Hallows 1.00 1.07%
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) Kieran Pugsley 1.00 0.88%
Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red) Michael Davies 1.00 0.86%
Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime) Alex Mayes 1.00 0.21%
Pink Lazies (Newport Pink) Bryan O Shea 1.00 -0.07%
Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime) Yohanese Tadese 0.50 1.61%
Pink Lazies (Newport Pink) Leigh Jones 0.50 1.30%
Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue) Chris Jennings 0.50 0.86%
BISNO (Newport Orange) Shaun Thomas 0.50 -0.42%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 07 October

    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    VS 20:00
    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
  • Friday 07 October

    BISNO (Newport Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
  • Friday 07 October

    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
  • Friday 14 October

    BISNO (Newport Orange)
    VS 18:30
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
  • Friday 14 October

    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    VS 19:00
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
  • Friday 14 October

    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
    VS 19:30
    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
  • Friday 21 October

    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
    VS 20:00
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
  • Friday 21 October

    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
    VS 20:30
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
  • Friday 21 October

    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    VS 21:00
    BISNO (Newport Orange)
  • Friday 28 October

    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
    VS 18:30
    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
  • Friday 28 October

    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    VS 19:00
    BISNO (Newport Orange)
  • Friday 28 October

    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
    VS 19:30
    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 30 September

    BISNO (Newport Orange)
    14 - 13
    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
    8 - 5
    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    12 - 11
    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
  • Friday 23 September

    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
    12 - 11
    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
    13 - 5
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    BISNO (Newport Orange)
    13 - 5
    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
  • Friday 16 September

    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    12 - 11
    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
    10 - 7
    BISNO (Newport Orange)
    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
    5 - 17
    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
  • Friday 02 September

    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
    12 - 4
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
    9 - 8
    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    6 - 11
    BISNO (Newport Orange)
  • Thursday 25 August

    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
    7 - 1
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    BISNO (Newport Orange)
    8 - 18
    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    7 - 3
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
  • Friday 19 August

    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    3 - 12
    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    8 - 7
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
    BISNO (Newport Orange)
    15 - 8
    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
  • Friday 07 October

    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    0 - 0
    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
    BISNO (Newport Orange)
    0 - 0
    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
  • Friday 14 October

    BISNO (Newport Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    0 - 0
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
    0 - 0
    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
  • Friday 21 October

    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)
    0 - 0
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
    0 - 0
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    0 - 0
    BISNO (Newport Orange)
  • Friday 28 October

    Crocked Wombles (Newport Lime)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Vienetta (Newport Red)
    Paris Spam Germain (Newport Sky Blue)
    0 - 0
    BISNO (Newport Orange)
    Pink Lazies (Newport Pink)
    0 - 0
    The Bogeymen (Newport Emerald)