Norwich | Thorpe St Andrew | Friday | 7:30 - 9:30pm

Norwich | Thorpe St Andrew | Friday | 7:30 - 9:30pm

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Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Gertha Berlin (Red) 8 4 2 2 80 65 15 10
Man Titty (Norwich Yellow) 8 4 1 3 81 63 18 9
Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black) 8 4 0 4 74 74 0 8
Forever Largentina (Green) 8 3 2 3 60 69 -9 8
I Predict A Diet (Blue) 8 3 1 4 76 85 -9 7
AC Meringue (White) 8 2 2 4 62 77 -15 6
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Gertha Berlin (Red) 8 7 1 0 24 5 19 15
AC Meringue (White) 8 4 2 2 10 6 4 10
Forever Largentina (Green) 8 4 1 3 6 4 2 9
I Predict A Diet (Blue) 8 3 1 4 8 14 -6 7
Man Titty (Norwich Yellow) 8 3 0 5 11 15 -4 6
Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black) 8 0 1 7 2 17 -15 1
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Norwich Yellow) 8 6 1 1 51 29 22 13
Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black) 8 5 2 1 50 36 14 12
I Predict A Diet (Blue) 8 3 1 4 49 50 -1 7
Gertha Berlin (Red) 8 3 0 5 36 43 -7 6
Forever Largentina (Green) 8 3 0 5 33 43 -10 6
AC Meringue (White) 8 2 0 6 32 50 -18 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
I Predict A Diet (Blue) Christopher Smedley 12.00 11.90%
Gertha Berlin (Red) Jordan Wilson 9.00 5.84%
Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black) David Browne 9.00 5.36%
I Predict A Diet (Blue) Dan Sloman 8.50 7.43%
Man Titty (Norwich Yellow) Jamie Crozier 8.50 7.07%
AC Meringue (White) Stuart Pates 8.50 6.42%
Forever Largentina (Green) Mark Buckenham 8.00 7.76%
I Predict A Diet (Blue) Jordan Stone 8.00 6.22%
I Predict A Diet (Blue) Thomas Mortimer 8.00 5.39%
Man Titty (Norwich Yellow) Stuart Vincent 6.50 7.69%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Friday, 27 March 2020

    Gertha Berlin (Red)
    VS 19:30
    AC Meringue (White)

  • Friday, 27 March 2020

    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)

  • Friday, 27 March 2020

    I Predict A Diet (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Forever Largentina (Green)

  • Friday, 03 April 2020

    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    I Predict A Diet (Blue)

  • Friday, 03 April 2020

    Forever Largentina (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Gertha Berlin (Red)

  • Friday, 03 April 2020

    AC Meringue (White)
    VS 20:30
    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)

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  • Friday, 06 March 2020

    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)
    12 - 10
    Gertha Berlin (Red)
    AC Meringue (White)
    5 - 12
    I Predict A Diet (Blue)
    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)
    5 - 7
    Forever Largentina (Green)

  • Friday, 28 February 2020

    Forever Largentina (Green)
    6 - 6
    AC Meringue (White)
    Gertha Berlin (Red)
    10 - 4
    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)
    I Predict A Diet (Blue)
    6 - 8
    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)

  • Friday, 21 February 2020

    Gertha Berlin (Red)
    12 - 8
    I Predict A Diet (Blue)
    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)
    9 - 10
    Forever Largentina (Green)
    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)
    8 - 6
    AC Meringue (White)

  • Friday, 14 February 2020

    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)
    11 - 7
    AC Meringue (White)
    Gertha Berlin (Red)
    10 - 7
    Forever Largentina (Green)
    I Predict A Diet (Blue)
    7 - 20
    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)

  • Friday, 07 February 2020

    Forever Largentina (Green)
    11 - 7
    I Predict A Diet (Blue)
    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)
    12 - 8
    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)
    AC Meringue (White)
    8 - 6
    Gertha Berlin (Red)

  • Friday, 31 January 2020

    Gertha Berlin (Red)
    14 - 8
    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)
    I Predict A Diet (Blue)
    18 - 13
    AC Meringue (White)
    Forever Largentina (Green)
    6 - 14
    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)

  • Friday, 24 January 2020

    AC Meringue (White)
    7 - 7
    Forever Largentina (Green)
    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)
    9 - 9
    Gertha Berlin (Red)
    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)
    7 - 9
    I Predict A Diet (Blue)

  • Friday, 17 January 2020

    I Predict A Diet (Blue)
    9 - 9
    Gertha Berlin (Red)
    Forever Largentina (Green)
    6 - 11
    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)
    AC Meringue (White)
    10 - 9
    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)

  • Friday, 27 March 2020

    Gertha Berlin (Red)
    0 - 0
    AC Meringue (White)
    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)
    I Predict A Diet (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Forever Largentina (Green)

  • Friday, 03 April 2020

    Man Titty (Norwich Yellow)
    0 - 0
    I Predict A Diet (Blue)
    Forever Largentina (Green)
    0 - 0
    Gertha Berlin (Red)
    AC Meringue (White)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth FC (Norwich Black)

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