Nottingham | Astro Kings | Fridays | 7-9PM

Nottingham | Astro Kings | Fridays | 7-9PM

Astro Kings, Wigman Rd, Nottingham, NG8 4PB Open map →

Registration Session:

Venue: Harvey Hadden Sports Village, Wigman Road, NG8 4PB
04/01/2019 19:00

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Coach: Steven James

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Games Start

11/01/2019 19:00

Next Season Start

04/01/2019 19:00

Latest league news

Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White) 2 2 0 0 36 11 25 4
Dynamo Kebab (Red) 2 2 0 0 23 18 5 4
The Incredible Bulk (Green) 2 1 0 1 26 24 2 2
Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy) 2 1 0 1 21 22 -1 2
O.B.City FC (Yellow) 2 1 0 1 21 23 -2 2
Man Titty (blue) 2 1 0 1 20 33 -13 2
Not Long Eaton FC (Orange) 2 0 0 2 15 19 -4 0
Hardly Athletic (Black) 2 0 0 2 13 25 -12 0
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White) 2 2 0 0 21 1 20 4
Dynamo Kebab (Red) 2 2 0 0 11 5 6 4
Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy) 2 0 2 0 7 7 0 2
O.B.City FC (Yellow) 2 1 0 1 11 12 -1 2
Man Titty (blue) 2 1 0 1 7 17 -10 2
The Incredible Bulk (Green) 2 0 1 1 9 11 -2 1
Not Long Eaton FC (Orange) 2 0 1 1 3 6 -3 1
Hardly Athletic (Black) 2 0 0 2 5 15 -10 0
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White) 2 2 0 0 10 6 4 4
The Incredible Bulk (Green) 2 1 1 0 11 7 4 3
O.B.City FC (Yellow) 2 0 2 0 6 6 0 2
Not Long Eaton FC (Orange) 2 1 0 1 7 7 0 2
Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy) 2 1 0 1 8 10 -2 2
Hardly Athletic (Black) 2 0 1 1 5 6 -1 1
Dynamo Kebab (Red) 2 0 1 1 6 8 -2 1
Man Titty (blue) 2 0 1 1 7 10 -3 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White) Mr. Al Rea 4.00 5.41%
The Incredible Bulk (Green) Mr. Adam Seddon 4.00 5.33%
Man Titty (blue) Mr. Marcus Pope 1.00 4.74%
Man Titty (blue) Mr. Kev Jackson 1.00 4.64%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White) Mr. Gary Blore 1.00 4.59%
Not Long Eaton FC (Orange) Mr. Glen-Frazer McNab 1.00 4.58%
Dynamo Kebab (Red) Mr. Chris Pownall 1.00 4.56%
Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy) Mr. Craig Davis 1.00 4.24%
O.B.City FC (Yellow) Mr. Daniel Taylor 1.00 4.02%
Dynamo Kebab (Red) Mr. Shahid Irshad 1.00 4.01%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

Tap score to see breakdown.

 

  • Friday, 25 January 2019

    Man Titty (blue)
    VS 19:00
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
  • Friday, 25 January 2019

    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
  • Friday, 25 January 2019

    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    VS 20:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
  • Friday, 25 January 2019

    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
  • Friday, 01 February 2019

    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    VS 19:00
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
  • Friday, 01 February 2019

    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
  • Friday, 01 February 2019

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
  • Friday, 01 February 2019

    Man Titty (blue)
    VS 20:30
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
  • Friday, 08 February 2019

    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    VS 19:00
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
  • Friday, 08 February 2019

    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (blue)
  • Friday, 08 February 2019

    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
  • Friday, 08 February 2019

    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
  • Friday, 15 February 2019

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    VS 19:00
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
  • Friday, 15 February 2019

    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    VS 19:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
  • Friday, 15 February 2019

    Man Titty (blue)
    VS 20:00
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
  • Friday, 15 February 2019

    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
  • Friday, 22 February 2019

    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
  • Friday, 22 February 2019

    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
  • Friday, 22 February 2019

    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (blue)
  • Friday, 22 February 2019

    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
  • Friday, 01 March 2019

    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
  • Friday, 01 March 2019

    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (blue)
  • Friday, 01 March 2019

    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
  • Friday, 01 March 2019

    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
  • Friday, 08 March 2019

    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
  • Friday, 08 March 2019

    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
  • Friday, 08 March 2019

    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    VS 20:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
  • Friday, 08 March 2019

    Man Titty (blue)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
  • Friday, 15 March 2019

    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (blue)
  • Friday, 15 March 2019

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    VS 19:30
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
  • Friday, 15 March 2019

    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
  • Friday, 15 March 2019

    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
  • Friday, 22 March 2019

    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
  • Friday, 22 March 2019

    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
  • Friday, 22 March 2019

    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
  • Friday, 22 March 2019

    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (blue)
  • Friday, 29 March 2019

    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
  • Friday, 29 March 2019

    Man Titty (blue)
    VS 19:30
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
  • Friday, 29 March 2019

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    VS 20:00
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
  • Friday, 29 March 2019

    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
  • Friday, 05 April 2019

    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
  • Friday, 05 April 2019

    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    VS 19:30
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
  • Friday, 05 April 2019

    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (blue)
  • Friday, 05 April 2019

    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
  • Friday, 12 April 2019

    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
  • Friday, 12 April 2019

    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    VS 19:30
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
  • Friday, 12 April 2019

    Man Titty (blue)
    VS 20:00
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
  • Friday, 12 April 2019

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday, 11 January 2019

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    13 - 3
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    Man Titty (blue)
    12 - 10
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    9 - 6
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    13 - 9
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
  • Friday, 18 January 2019

    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    9 - 10
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    10 - 12
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    16 - 12
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    23 - 8
    Man Titty (blue)
  • Friday, 25 January 2019

    Man Titty (blue)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
  • Friday, 01 February 2019

    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    0 - 0
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    Man Titty (blue)
    0 - 0
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
  • Friday, 08 February 2019

    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (blue)
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
  • Friday, 15 February 2019

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    Man Titty (blue)
    0 - 0
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
  • Friday, 22 February 2019

    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (blue)
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
  • Friday, 01 March 2019

    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (blue)
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
  • Friday, 08 March 2019

    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    Man Titty (blue)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
  • Friday, 15 March 2019

    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (blue)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    0 - 0
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
  • Friday, 22 March 2019

    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (blue)
  • Friday, 29 March 2019

    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    0 - 0
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    Man Titty (blue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    0 - 0
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
  • Friday, 05 April 2019

    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (blue)
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    0 - 0
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
  • Friday, 12 April 2019

    Hardly Athletic (Black)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Red)
    Xavi Dodgers (Burgundy)
    0 - 0
    O.B.City FC (Yellow)
    Man Titty (blue)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton FC (Orange)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Green)

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Your questions answered

Weigh, play, lose, win

MAN v FAT Football is a football league only for guys who want to lose weight. Every player is in the same situation and wants the same thing - to enjoy football, lose weight and get healthier. Uniquely, the league is decided not just on points won, but pounds lost. We give support to every player with unique resources, inspiration and 24/7 support to help you lose weight, get fitter and enjoy the beautiful game.

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That depends on how much you put into the league and how much of the support you take (the more, the better!) In an assessed 14 week pilot scheme run by Solihull Council, players lost 22lbs on average, with 62% hitting their 5% body weight target. The maximum weight lost by one player was 67lbs and the maximum bodyweight percentage lost was 26%. 95% of players lose weight.
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