Oldbury

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

Leaderboard

Season Twenty | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Units
11
7
14
2
18 Stone Roses
11
7
14
3
Real Madras FC
11
6
12
4
Inter MiBelli
11
6
12
5
Forest Green Bloaters FC
11
6
12
6
Cobra Pie
11
5
11
7
Toulouse Weight
11
5
10
8
Oompa Plumpas
11
1
3

"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Units 11 7 0 4 123 106 17 14
18 Stone Roses 11 7 0 4 136 124 12 14
Real Madras FC 11 6 0 5 134 128 6 12
Inter MiBelli 11 6 0 5 146 141 5 12
Forest Green Bloaters FC 11 6 0 5 135 131 4 12
Cobra Pie 11 5 1 5 135 130 5 11
Toulouse Weight 11 5 0 6 133 141 -8 10
Oompa Plumpas 11 1 1 9 93 134 -41 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras FC 11 7 1 3 40 22 18 15
18 Stone Roses 11 7 1 3 32 21 11 15
Cobra Pie 11 7 1 3 29 23 6 15
The Units 11 4 3 4 31 17 14 11
Toulouse Weight 11 5 1 5 35 32 3 11
Oompa Plumpas 11 5 0 6 31 38 -7 10
Forest Green Bloaters FC 11 4 1 6 27 45 -18 9
Inter MiBelli 11 1 0 10 22 49 -27 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Forest Green Bloaters FC 11 7 4 3 43 27 16 18
Inter MiBelli 11 6 4 4 60 34 26 16
The Units 11 5 6 3 33 27 6 16
Cobra Pie 11 7 2 4 48 45 3 16
Toulouse Weight 11 4 4 4 44 45 -1 12
Real Madras FC 11 4 4 6 33 46 -13 12
18 Stone Roses 11 4 3 6 37 45 -8 11
Oompa Plumpas 11 2 3 9 6 35 -29 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Cobra Pie Dexter Barnfield 14.00 14.61%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Tyler Harrison 14.00 13.26%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Gary Doleman 14.00 -0.78%
Cobra Pie Paul Hill 12.50 4.99%
Real Madras FC Dan Hickman 12.00 -0.53%
Inter MiBelli Alex White 12.00 -1.30%
Inter MiBelli Brad McEntee 11.50 7.28%
Toulouse Weight Raheem Aziz 11.00 3.97%
Real Madras FC Richard Steele 10.50 5.95%
Toulouse Weight Paul Fellows 9.00 8.95%
Real Madras FC Nicholas Crossfield 9.00 4.35%
Cobra Pie Mohammed Zahir 8.50 5.02%
The Units Josh Abbott 8.50 4.63%
Inter MiBelli Jermaine Powell 8.50 3.90%
18 Stone Roses Richard Bridgewood 8.00 7.76%
Inter MiBelli Jesse Brayshaw 8.00 3.72%
Oompa Plumpas David Gordon-Hughes 6.50 4.50%
Inter MiBelli Bradley Morgan 6.50 0.76%
18 Stone Roses Kevin Randle 6.00 6.66%
Toulouse Weight Benjamin Ebanks 6.00 4.65%
The Units David Browning 6.00 -1.72%
18 Stone Roses Ben Farnsworth 5.50 5.00%
The Units Gerard Butterly 5.00 3.72%
Cobra Pie Terry Gunn 5.00 3.47%
18 Stone Roses Mark Greenwell 5.00 2.44%
Real Madras FC Sean Coldicott 5.00 2.13%
The Units Sunil Gura 5.00 1.57%
The Units Gordon Winwood 4.00 3.93%
The Units Halim Aziz 4.00 2.80%
Toulouse Weight Gurdeep Kang 4.00 2.67%
Inter MiBelli Steven Brayshaw 4.00 2.20%
Toulouse Weight Hussain Razi 3.50 5.08%
18 Stone Roses Ryan Sherwood 3.50 3.04%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Richard James 3.50 1.37%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Alan Mills 3.50 1.26%
Cobra Pie Dan Cronin 3.50 -1.03%
Oompa Plumpas Ryan Holloway 3.00 3.61%
Toulouse Weight Rod Jones 3.00 2.34%
Oompa Plumpas Ryan Rice 3.00 1.72%
Inter MiBelli Jonathan Stanaway 3.00 1.62%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Jack Smith 3.00 1.28%
Inter MiBelli Ian Peniket 3.00 1.10%
Real Madras FC Stuart Leaver 3.00 1.09%
18 Stone Roses Kieran Harper 3.00 1.04%
Cobra Pie James Evans 2.50 3.64%
18 Stone Roses Brendon Perry 2.50 1.66%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Jack Ainge 2.50 0.91%
18 Stone Roses Connor Galbraith 2.50 0.81%
Toulouse Weight Ste Weston 2.50 0.63%
Cobra Pie Darrin Tucker 2.50 0.53%
Toulouse Weight Ashley Powell 2.50 -1.37%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Suki Singh 1.50 0.61%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Mohammad Tayyab 1.50 0.14%
Inter MiBelli Peter Makafan 1.50 -0.18%
Cobra Pie Mark Cronin 1.50 -0.23%
18 Stone Roses Daniel Turrell 1.00 2.03%
Inter MiBelli Sergio Carneiro 1.00 0.98%
18 Stone Roses Luke Stamps 1.00 0.71%
Oompa Plumpas John Barrett 1.00 0.27%
Oompa Plumpas Luke Jefferson 0.50 1.34%
Cobra Pie Felipe Bernardis 0.50 0.73%
The Units Kirk Harrison 0.50 0.63%
The Units Anthony Brookes 0.50 0.29%
Toulouse Weight Ashley White 0.50 0.26%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Robert Smith 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 02 August

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:00
    Forest Green Bloaters FC

  • Friday 02 August

    Oompa Plumpas
    VS 20:30
    Toulouse Weight

  • Friday 02 August

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:00
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 02 August

    The Units
    VS 21:30
    Cobra Pie

  • Friday 09 August

    Cobra Pie
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 09 August

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    VS 20:30
    The Units

  • Friday 09 August

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:00
    Oompa Plumpas

  • Friday 09 August

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 21:30
    Toulouse Weight

  • Friday 16 August

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:00
    Forest Green Bloaters FC

  • Friday 16 August

    Toulouse Weight
    VS 20:30
    Cobra Pie

  • Friday 16 August

    The Units
    VS 21:00
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 16 August

    Oompa Plumpas
    VS 21:30
    18 Stone Roses

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 26 July

    Oompa Plumpas
    4 - 13
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Toulouse Weight
    10 - 20
    Real Madras FC
    Cobra Pie
    16 - 8
    Inter MiBelli
    18 Stone Roses
    12 - 14
    The Units

  • Friday 19 July

    The Units
    12 - 14
    Toulouse Weight
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    17 - 10
    Cobra Pie
    Inter MiBelli
    11 - 17
    18 Stone Roses
    Oompa Plumpas
    9 - 12
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 12 July

    The Units
    5 - 3
    Real Madras FC
    Oompa Plumpas
    10 - 12
    Cobra Pie
    18 Stone Roses
    9 - 10
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Toulouse Weight
    11 - 15
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 05 July

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    16 - 14
    Toulouse Weight
    Real Madras FC
    10 - 20
    Inter MiBelli
    The Units
    18 - 9
    Oompa Plumpas
    Cobra Pie
    19 - 14
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 28 June

    Inter MiBelli
    8 - 13
    The Units
    18 Stone Roses
    11 - 9
    Oompa Plumpas
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    14 - 16
    Real Madras FC
    Cobra Pie
    10 - 6
    Toulouse Weight

  • Friday 21 June

    Real Madras FC
    13 - 11
    Cobra Pie
    Toulouse Weight
    9 - 15
    18 Stone Roses
    The Units
    8 - 14
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Oompa Plumpas
    6 - 12
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 14 June

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    11 - 19
    Inter MiBelli
    Cobra Pie
    9 - 13
    The Units
    18 Stone Roses
    17 - 21
    Real Madras FC
    Toulouse Weight
    13 - 11
    Oompa Plumpas

  • Friday 07 June

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    9 - 10
    Oompa Plumpas
    The Units
    6 - 8
    18 Stone Roses
    Real Madras FC
    9 - 12
    Toulouse Weight
    Inter MiBelli
    15 - 19
    Cobra Pie

  • Friday 31 May

    Oompa Plumpas
    5 - 13
    Real Madras FC
    Cobra Pie
    12 - 16
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    18 Stone Roses
    14 - 10
    Inter MiBelli
    Toulouse Weight
    13 - 12
    The Units

  • Friday 24 May

    Inter MiBelli
    12 - 11
    Toulouse Weight
    Real Madras FC
    4 - 9
    The Units
    Oompa Plumpas
    8 - 8
    Cobra Pie
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    6 - 9
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 17 May

    18 Stone Roses
    10 - 9
    Cobra Pie
    Toulouse Weight
    20 - 9
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Real Madras FC
    13 - 16
    Inter MiBelli
    Oompa Plumpas
    12 - 13
    The Units

  • Friday 02 August

    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Oompa Plumpas
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    The Units
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie

  • Friday 09 August

    Cobra Pie
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    0 - 0
    The Units
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Oompa Plumpas
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight

  • Friday 16 August

    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Toulouse Weight
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie
    The Units
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Oompa Plumpas
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses