Oldbury

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

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Leaderboard

Season Eighteen | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Toulouse Weight
8
6
13
2
The Units
8
5
11
3
Real Madras FC
8
5
10
4
Cobra Pie
8
3
6
5
18 Stone Rose
8
3
6
6
Gorgonzola Laziale
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Toulouse Weight 8 6 1 1 114 81 33 13
The Units 8 5 1 2 102 71 31 11
Real Madras FC 8 5 0 3 90 83 7 10
Cobra Pie 8 3 0 5 94 105 -11 6
18 Stone Rose 8 3 0 5 71 96 -25 6
Gorgonzola Laziale 8 1 0 7 63 98 -35 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras FC 8 6 0 2 24 12 12 12
Toulouse Weight 8 5 1 2 18 11 7 11
The Units 8 4 1 3 18 11 7 9
Cobra Pie 8 4 1 3 19 15 4 9
18 Stone Rose 8 2 0 6 7 16 -9 4
Gorgonzola Laziale 8 1 1 6 8 29 -21 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Units 8 7 0 1 40 13 27 14
Toulouse Weight 8 7 0 1 48 28 20 14
Gorgonzola Laziale 8 3 2 3 19 22 -3 8
Real Madras FC 8 3 1 4 22 25 -3 7
18 Stone Rose 8 1 2 5 17 38 -21 4
Cobra Pie 8 0 1 7 27 47 -20 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Toulouse Weight Gary Doleman 14.00 -0.87%
Toulouse Weight Sid Millington 13.50 11.28%
Toulouse Weight Alex White 11.50 7.23%
The Units Nathan Hadley 11.50 5.36%
The Units Anthony Brookes 8.50 11.44%
The Units David Browning 8.00 3.66%
Toulouse Weight Ian Peniket 8.00 3.46%
Real Madras FC Paul Rainbow 6.00 2.71%
18 Stone Rose Kevin Randle 5.50 5.37%
Toulouse Weight Mohammed Zahir 5.50 2.14%
The Units Gordon Winwood 5.50 0.73%
Gorgonzola Laziale Paul Burgess 5.50 0.18%
Real Madras FC Dan Hickman 5.00 7.14%
Real Madras FC Nathan Tipper 5.00 3.42%
Cobra Pie Paul Hill 5.00 3.37%
Gorgonzola Laziale Muhammad U Chaudhry 5.00 2.78%
Real Madras FC Sean Coldicott 5.00 1.65%
Cobra Pie Chris Rodgers 4.00 0.44%
Cobra Pie Edward Garner 3.50 2.69%
Cobra Pie Dan Cronin 3.50 2.43%
Real Madras FC Bradley Morgan 3.50 2.13%
18 Stone Rose Daniel Turrell 3.50 1.98%
Cobra Pie Wayne Manley 3.50 1.95%
Cobra Pie Robert Smith 3.50 0.65%
The Units julian nartey 3.00 6.37%
18 Stone Rose Mark Greenwell 3.00 2.40%
Cobra Pie Mark Cronin 3.00 2.24%
Gorgonzola Laziale Sam Benham 3.00 1.16%
Gorgonzola Laziale Garry Hall 3.00 0.25%
Toulouse Weight Darren Hooper 3.00 0.08%
The Units Kirk Harrison 3.00 -1.75%
Toulouse Weight Harris Javed 2.50 3.36%
The Units Salal Amjad 2.50 1.46%
Cobra Pie Ben Farnsworth 2.50 1.45%
18 Stone Rose Kieran Harper 2.50 1.22%
Gorgonzola Laziale Suki Singh 2.50 0.42%
Gorgonzola Laziale James Evans 1.50 -0.60%
The Units Lee Burgess 1.00 1.55%
18 Stone Rose Adrian Wall-Hayes 1.00 1.23%
The Units Ryan Cudlipp 1.00 0.86%
Toulouse Weight Karter Davis 1.00 0.85%
Toulouse Weight Francis Adenuga 1.00 0.17%
Gorgonzola Laziale Rogan Milne 1.00 0.00%
Real Madras FC Matthew Kiteley 1.00 -0.16%
The Units Rylie Glaze 0.50 3.50%
Real Madras FC Richard Valero 0.50 1.94%
Real Madras FC Jeetinder Sangha 0.50 1.30%
Cobra Pie Robin Harvey 0.50 -0.18%
Cobra Pie Garry Taylor 0.50 -1.54%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 15 December

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:00
    18 Stone Rose
  • Friday 15 December

    Gorgonzola Laziale
    VS 20:30
    The Units
  • Friday 15 December

    Toulouse Weight
    VS 21:00
    Cobra Pie

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 08 December

    Real Madras FC
    10 - 13
    Toulouse Weight
    Cobra Pie
    10 - 9
    The Units
    18 Stone Rose
    12 - 2
    Gorgonzola Laziale
  • Friday 10 November

    Cobra Pie
    17 - 8
    18 Stone Rose
    Toulouse Weight
    12 - 3
    Gorgonzola Laziale
    Real Madras FC
    12 - 10
    The Units
  • Friday 13 October

    Cobra Pie
    5 - 9
    Gorgonzola Laziale
    Real Madras FC
    3 - 12
    18 Stone Rose
    Toulouse Weight
    11 - 7
    The Units
  • Friday 15 December

    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Rose
    Gorgonzola Laziale
    0 - 0
    The Units
    Toulouse Weight
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie

 

  • Friday 05 January

    The Units
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 05 January

    Gorgonzola Laziale
    VS 20:30
    Toulouse Weight
  • Friday 05 January

    18 Stone Rose
    VS 21:00
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 12 January

    Toulouse Weight
    VS 20:00
    The Units
  • Friday 12 January

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:30
    18 Stone Rose
  • Friday 12 January

    Cobra Pie
    VS 21:00
    Gorgonzola Laziale

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 01 December

    18 Stone Rose
    4 - 13
    The Units
    Cobra Pie
    8 - 14
    Toulouse Weight
    Gorgonzola Laziale
    10 - 8
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 24 November

    The Units
    10 - 5
    Gorgonzola Laziale
    Real Madras FC
    9 - 11
    Cobra Pie
    Toulouse Weight
    12 - 4
    18 Stone Rose
  • Friday 17 November

    The Units
    12 - 12
    Toulouse Weight
    18 Stone Rose
    8 - 12
    Real Madras FC
    Gorgonzola Laziale
    8 - 11
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 03 November

    Gorgonzola Laziale
    1 - 12
    18 Stone Rose
    The Units
    13 - 14
    Cobra Pie
    Toulouse Weight
    14 - 7
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 27 October

    Real Madras FC
    16 - 10
    Gorgonzola Laziale
    Toulouse Weight
    20 - 15
    Cobra Pie
    The Units
    18 - 7
    18 Stone Rose
  • Friday 20 October

    Cobra Pie
    13 - 15
    Real Madras FC
    Gorgonzola Laziale
    8 - 17
    The Units
    18 Stone Rose
    12 - 18
    Toulouse Weight
  • Friday 06 October

    Gorgonzola Laziale
    10 - 12
    Toulouse Weight
    18 Stone Rose
    12 - 11
    Cobra Pie
    The Units
    5 - 10
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 29 September

    Real Madras FC
    13 - 12
    Toulouse Weight
    Cobra Pie
    11 - 14
    The Units
    18 Stone Rose
    12 - 11
    Gorgonzola Laziale
  • Friday 05 January

    The Units
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Gorgonzola Laziale
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight
    18 Stone Rose
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 12 January

    Toulouse Weight
    0 - 0
    The Units
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Rose
    Cobra Pie
    0 - 0
    Gorgonzola Laziale