Oldbury

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Atletico Madras
11
8
16
2
Real Madras FC
11
8
16
3
Fat Man City
11
7
14
4
18 Stone Roses
11
5
11
5
Dynamo Kebab
11
4
9
6
Inter MiBelli
11
3
8
7
Triple XL
11
3
7
8
KFC Wimbledon
11
3
7

"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Atletico Madras 11 8 0 3 174 128 46 16
Real Madras FC 11 8 0 3 197 164 33 16
Fat Man City 11 7 0 4 151 151 0 14
18 Stone Roses 11 5 1 5 134 124 10 11
Dynamo Kebab 11 4 1 6 130 142 -12 9
Inter MiBelli 11 3 2 6 117 133 -16 8
Triple XL 11 3 1 7 132 156 -24 7
KFC Wimbledon 11 3 1 7 130 167 -37 7
P W D L F A GD PTS
Atletico Madras 11 8 0 3 41 22 19 16
Fat Man City 11 8 0 3 32 19 13 16
Inter MiBelli 11 6 0 5 24 25 -1 12
Triple XL 11 6 0 5 28 32 -4 12
Dynamo Kebab 11 5 0 6 28 29 -1 10
Real Madras FC 11 5 0 6 33 35 -2 10
18 Stone Roses 11 3 1 7 24 24 0 7
KFC Wimbledon 11 2 1 8 11 35 -24 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
18 Stone Roses 11 10 0 1 49 27 22 20
Real Madras FC 11 7 0 4 87 64 23 14
Atletico Madras 11 7 0 4 56 44 12 14
Inter MiBelli 11 4 2 5 35 45 -10 10
Dynamo Kebab 11 3 2 6 39 45 -6 8
Triple XL 11 3 2 6 35 47 -12 8
KFC Wimbledon 11 3 1 7 50 62 -12 7
Fat Man City 11 2 3 6 46 63 -17 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Real Madras FC Dan Hickman 14.00 4.04%
Fat Man City Paul Fellows 14.00 3.75%
Real Madras FC Anton Clarke 13.00 1.25%
Atletico Madras Darren Hooper 12.00 9.28%
18 Stone Roses Gary Doleman 12.00 -0.50%
Real Madras FC Paul Rainbow 10.50 10.30%
Fat Man City Karter Davis 10.00 2.70%
Dynamo Kebab Sew Ore 9.00 10.00%
18 Stone Roses Nathan Numan 9.00 5.31%
Atletico Madras Zac Burns 8.50 8.06%
Real Madras FC Matt Dobson 8.50 6.95%
Real Madras FC Nicholas Crossfield 8.50 6.07%
KFC Wimbledon Gordon Winwood 8.00 8.00%
Atletico Madras Brad Anslow 8.00 7.29%
Dynamo Kebab Dan Higgins 8.00 7.06%
Fat Man City Daniel Greenway 8.00 5.36%
18 Stone Roses Dylan Fletcher 8.00 1.63%
Real Madras FC David Hutchins 7.50 4.72%
Dynamo Kebab Christopher edwards 7.50 3.39%
18 Stone Roses Luke Stamps 7.00 -3.07%
Atletico Madras Ellis Edmunds 6.50 3.59%
KFC Wimbledon Daniel Price 6.50 1.03%
Inter MiBelli Josh Hayward 6.00 5.19%
Triple XL John Harrison 6.00 2.12%
KFC Wimbledon Andy McHugo 6.00 1.92%
Atletico Madras Dave Vernon 5.50 9.28%
Atletico Madras James Clarke 5.50 5.80%
Real Madras FC Craig Bishop 5.50 4.59%
Triple XL Shaun Martin 5.50 4.23%
Real Madras FC Paul Burgess 5.50 4.03%
Triple XL Ben Farnsworth 5.50 3.35%
KFC Wimbledon Kirk Harrison 5.50 2.66%
18 Stone Roses Tom Ashford 5.50 1.60%
KFC Wimbledon Garry Hall 5.00 4.19%
Atletico Madras Dan Cronin 5.00 2.78%
KFC Wimbledon Gerard Butterly 5.00 2.72%
KFC Wimbledon Andrew Woodhouse 4.50 3.94%
Triple XL Isaac Abraham 4.00 0.77%
Fat Man City Duane Price 3.50 3.50%
Inter MiBelli James Evans 3.50 2.12%
KFC Wimbledon Thomas Coley 3.50 1.82%
Atletico Madras Adam Willetts 3.50 1.65%
Inter MiBelli Zac Tuckley 3.50 1.34%
Triple XL Neil Agar 3.50 0.99%
KFC Wimbledon Dom Soulsby 3.00 3.71%
Real Madras FC Richard Steele 3.00 3.56%
Dynamo Kebab Mandeep Nijjar 3.00 3.24%
Fat Man City Carl Walker-Shelton 3.00 2.09%
18 Stone Roses Daniel Turrell 3.00 1.00%
Dynamo Kebab Martin Haffner 3.00 0.90%
Inter MiBelli Bradley Morgan 3.00 0.35%
Atletico Madras Terry Fox 2.50 3.85%
18 Stone Roses Sean Johnson 2.50 3.30%
Dynamo Kebab Ryan Cummins 2.50 2.91%
Triple XL Terry Gunn 2.50 2.75%
Inter MiBelli Jacob Westwood 2.50 2.24%
Triple XL Brad McEntee 2.50 1.89%
Real Madras FC Pardeep Ubhi 2.50 1.72%
Fat Man City Nathan Tipper 2.50 1.47%
Atletico Madras Mohammed Zahir 2.50 1.18%
18 Stone Roses Lewis West 2.50 1.12%
Inter MiBelli Paul Haworth 2.50 0.00%
Dynamo Kebab Christopher Kinsey 2.00 0.34%
Fat Man City Robin Harvey 1.50 1.18%
Inter MiBelli William Bennett 1.00 2.75%
Atletico Madras Mehran Kamranfar 1.00 1.19%
Triple XL Shibil S Parammel 1.00 1.17%
Fat Man City Matthew Kiteley 1.00 -1.70%
Dynamo Kebab Dexter Barnfield 1.00 -5.45%
KFC Wimbledon Daniel Sefton 0.50 4.08%
Inter MiBelli Edward Priest 0.50 1.15%
Triple XL Daniel Unitt 0.50 0.87%
Inter MiBelli Lennox Wilson 0.50 0.67%
Dynamo Kebab Lee Roughton 0.50 0.37%
Fat Man City Jack Nash 0.50 0.29%
Dynamo Kebab Benjamin Ebanks 0.50 -0.08%
KFC Wimbledon Robert Smith 0.50 -0.89%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 25 July

    Triple XL
    VS 19:30
    Atletico Madras
  • Friday 25 July

    Fat Man City
    VS 20:00
    Inter MiBelli
  • Friday 25 July

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 25 July

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wimbledon
  • Friday 01 August

    Real Madras FC
    VS 19:30
    18 Stone Roses
  • Friday 01 August

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:00
    Atletico Madras
  • Friday 01 August

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:30
    Triple XL
  • Friday 01 August

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:00
    Fat Man City
  • Friday 08 August

    Atletico Madras
    VS 19:30
    KFC Wimbledon
  • Friday 08 August

    Fat Man City
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 08 August

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab
  • Friday 08 August

    Triple XL
    VS 21:00
    Inter MiBelli

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 18 July

    Inter MiBelli
    11 - 11
    18 Stone Roses
    Atletico Madras
    22 - 20
    Fat Man City
    Real Madras FC
    16 - 10
    Triple XL
    KFC Wimbledon
    7 - 18
    Dynamo Kebab
  • Friday 11 July

    Triple XL
    19 - 7
    Fat Man City
    Real Madras FC
    25 - 15
    KFC Wimbledon
    18 Stone Roses
    9 - 14
    Atletico Madras
    Dynamo Kebab
    9 - 14
    Inter MiBelli
  • Friday 04 July

    Atletico Madras
    22 - 6
    Dynamo Kebab
    KFC Wimbledon
    14 - 14
    Triple XL
    Inter MiBelli
    15 - 21
    Real Madras FC
    Fat Man City
    17 - 14
    18 Stone Roses
  • Friday 27 June

    KFC Wimbledon
    12 - 8
    Inter MiBelli
    Triple XL
    9 - 12
    18 Stone Roses
    Dynamo Kebab
    10 - 13
    Fat Man City
    Real Madras FC
    14 - 19
    Atletico Madras
  • Friday 20 June

    Real Madras FC
    22 - 15
    Fat Man City
    KFC Wimbledon
    8 - 17
    Atletico Madras
    Dynamo Kebab
    5 - 11
    18 Stone Roses
    Inter MiBelli
    13 - 3
    Triple XL
  • Friday 13 June

    Atletico Madras
    13 - 11
    Inter MiBelli
    Fat Man City
    18 - 8
    KFC Wimbledon
    Triple XL
    15 - 8
    Dynamo Kebab
    18 Stone Roses
    19 - 10
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 06 June

    Real Madras FC
    13 - 25
    Dynamo Kebab
    Inter MiBelli
    8 - 12
    Fat Man City
    Atletico Madras
    24 - 7
    Triple XL
    KFC Wimbledon
    17 - 6
    18 Stone Roses
  • Friday 30 May

    18 Stone Roses
    10 - 5
    Inter MiBelli
    Triple XL
    14 - 17
    Real Madras FC
    Dynamo Kebab
    15 - 12
    KFC Wimbledon
    Fat Man City
    6 - 12
    Atletico Madras
  • Friday 23 May

    KFC Wimbledon
    10 - 16
    Real Madras FC
    Atletico Madras
    5 - 13
    18 Stone Roses
    Fat Man City
    14 - 10
    Triple XL
    Inter MiBelli
    7 - 7
    Dynamo Kebab
  • Friday 16 May

    Dynamo Kebab
    15 - 14
    Atletico Madras
    18 Stone Roses
    14 - 15
    Fat Man City
    Triple XL
    15 - 16
    KFC Wimbledon
    Real Madras FC
    24 - 10
    Inter MiBelli
  • Friday 09 May

    Inter MiBelli
    15 - 11
    KFC Wimbledon
    Atletico Madras
    12 - 19
    Real Madras FC
    Fat Man City
    14 - 12
    Dynamo Kebab
    18 Stone Roses
    15 - 16
    Triple XL
  • Friday 25 July

    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
  • Friday 01 August

    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Triple XL
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
  • Friday 08 August

    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Triple XL
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli