Oldbury

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

Leaderboard

Season Twenty | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Toulouse Weight
5
4
8
2
18 Stone Roses
5
4
8
3
The Units
5
3
6
4
Inter MiBelli
5
3
6
5
Real Madras FC
5
2
4
6
Cobra Pie
5
1
3
7
Oompa Plumpas
5
1
3
8
Forest Green Bloaters FC
5
1
2

"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Toulouse Weight 5 4 0 1 69 53 16 8
18 Stone Roses 5 4 0 1 58 52 6 8
The Units 5 3 0 2 53 46 7 6
Inter MiBelli 5 3 0 2 72 68 4 6
Real Madras FC 5 2 0 3 60 59 1 4
Cobra Pie 5 1 1 3 57 62 -5 3
Oompa Plumpas 5 1 1 3 46 56 -10 3
Forest Green Bloaters FC 5 1 0 4 51 70 -19 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras FC 5 4 0 1 12 9 3 8
Cobra Pie 5 3 1 1 13 9 4 7
The Units 5 2 2 1 11 7 4 6
Oompa Plumpas 5 3 0 2 13 10 3 6
Toulouse Weight 5 2 1 2 18 8 10 5
18 Stone Roses 5 2 1 2 9 7 2 5
Forest Green Bloaters FC 5 1 1 3 9 24 -15 3
Inter MiBelli 5 0 0 5 8 19 -11 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Units 5 2 11 1 15 10 5 15
Toulouse Weight 5 3 8 0 28 13 15 14
Inter MiBelli 5 2 10 2 31 21 10 14
Cobra Pie 5 3 7 2 20 25 -5 13
18 Stone Roses 5 2 8 2 19 19 0 12
Forest Green Bloaters FC 5 2 8 3 14 21 -7 12
Real Madras FC 5 2 8 3 16 25 -9 12
Oompa Plumpas 5 1 8 4 7 16 -9 10
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Toulouse Weight Raheem Aziz 9.00 1.64%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Tyler Harrison 6.50 8.30%
Toulouse Weight Paul Fellows 6.50 6.97%
Real Madras FC Richard Steele 6.50 4.48%
Real Madras FC Nicholas Crossfield 6.50 3.87%
Cobra Pie Dexter Barnfield 6.00 7.52%
The Units Josh Abbott 6.00 5.04%
Inter MiBelli Jermaine Powell 6.00 4.62%
Inter MiBelli Brad McEntee 6.00 3.64%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Gary Doleman 6.00 -2.34%
18 Stone Roses Richard Bridgewood 5.50 6.62%
Inter MiBelli Jesse Brayshaw 5.50 5.14%
Cobra Pie Paul Hill 5.50 2.65%
Inter MiBelli Alex White 5.00 0.59%
Real Madras FC Dan Hickman 4.00 -0.53%
The Units David Browning 4.00 -0.86%
The Units Sunil Gura 3.50 3.57%
18 Stone Roses Ben Farnsworth 3.00 3.65%
Oompa Plumpas David Gordon-Hughes 3.00 3.40%
Real Madras FC Stuart Leaver 3.00 2.17%
Cobra Pie Dan Cronin 3.00 1.96%
Inter MiBelli Peter Makafan 3.00 1.06%
Toulouse Weight Ste Weston 3.00 0.10%
18 Stone Roses Kevin Randle 2.50 4.88%
Toulouse Weight Hussain Razi 2.50 4.06%
The Units Gordon Winwood 2.50 2.69%
Inter MiBelli Ian Peniket 2.50 2.55%
Cobra Pie Mohammed Zahir 2.50 1.94%
18 Stone Roses Mark Greenwell 2.50 1.90%
Oompa Plumpas Ryan Rice 2.50 1.64%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Richard James 2.50 1.37%
Cobra Pie Mark Cronin 2.50 1.27%
Toulouse Weight Ashley Powell 2.50 1.09%
18 Stone Roses Kieran Harper 2.50 0.64%
The Units Halim Aziz 2.00 2.97%
18 Stone Roses Brendon Perry 2.00 0.39%
Toulouse Weight Gurdeep Kang 1.50 1.64%
Inter MiBelli Jonathan Stanaway 1.00 2.50%
Toulouse Weight Rod Jones 1.00 2.42%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Alan Mills 1.00 1.94%
Oompa Plumpas Carl Walker-Shelton 1.00 1.84%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Jack Smith 1.00 1.74%
Real Madras FC Sean Coldicott 1.00 0.87%
Oompa Plumpas Matthew Kiteley 1.00 0.72%
Inter MiBelli Steven Brayshaw 1.00 0.70%
18 Stone Roses Connor Galbraith 1.00 0.65%
Cobra Pie Terry Gunn 1.00 0.58%
Cobra Pie Darrin Tucker 1.00 0.47%
Toulouse Weight Olamide Adefila 1.00 0.36%
18 Stone Roses Luke Stamps 1.00 0.24%
18 Stone Roses Ryan Sherwood 1.00 0.17%
Inter MiBelli Bradley Morgan 1.00 0.00%
Cobra Pie James Evans 0.50 2.83%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Oliver Maiden 0.50 1.70%
Toulouse Weight Benjamin Ebanks 0.50 1.32%
Cobra Pie Felipe Bernardis 0.50 0.73%
The Units Reece Brueton 0.50 0.56%
Inter MiBelli Sergio Carneiro 0.50 0.37%
The Units Anthony Brookes 0.50 0.29%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 21 June

    Oompa Plumpas
    VS 20:00
    Inter MiBelli
  • Friday 21 June

    The Units
    VS 20:30
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
  • Friday 21 June

    Toulouse Weight
    VS 21:00
    18 Stone Roses
  • Friday 21 June

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:30
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 28 June

    Cobra Pie
    VS 20:00
    Toulouse Weight
  • Friday 28 June

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 28 June

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 21:00
    Oompa Plumpas
  • Friday 28 June

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:30
    The Units
  • Friday 05 July

    Cobra Pie
    VS 20:00
    18 Stone Roses
  • Friday 05 July

    The Units
    VS 20:30
    Oompa Plumpas
  • Friday 05 July

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:00
    Inter MiBelli
  • Friday 05 July

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    VS 21:30
    Toulouse Weight
  • Friday 12 July

    Toulouse Weight
    VS 20:00
    Inter MiBelli
  • Friday 12 July

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:30
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
  • Friday 12 July

    Oompa Plumpas
    VS 21:00
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 12 July

    The Units
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 19 July

    Oompa Plumpas
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 19 July

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:30
    18 Stone Roses
  • Friday 19 July

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    VS 21:00
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 19 July

    The Units
    VS 21:30
    Toulouse Weight
  • Friday 26 July

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:00
    The Units
  • Friday 26 July

    Cobra Pie
    VS 20:30
    Inter MiBelli
  • Friday 26 July

    Toulouse Weight
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 26 July

    Oompa Plumpas
    VS 21:30
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
  • Friday 02 August

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:00
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
  • Friday 02 August

    Oompa Plumpas
    VS 20:30
    Toulouse Weight
  • Friday 02 August

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:00
    18 Stone Roses
  • Friday 02 August

    The Units
    VS 21:30
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 09 August

    Cobra Pie
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 09 August

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    VS 20:30
    The Units
  • Friday 09 August

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:00
    Oompa Plumpas
  • Friday 09 August

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 21:30
    Toulouse Weight
  • Friday 16 August

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:00
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
  • Friday 16 August

    Toulouse Weight
    VS 20:30
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 16 August

    The Units
    VS 21:00
    Inter MiBelli
  • Friday 16 August

    Oompa Plumpas
    VS 21:30
    18 Stone Roses

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 14 June

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    11 - 19
    Inter MiBelli
    Cobra Pie
    9 - 13
    The Units
    18 Stone Roses
    17 - 21
    Real Madras FC
    Toulouse Weight
    13 - 11
    Oompa Plumpas
  • Friday 07 June

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    9 - 10
    Oompa Plumpas
    The Units
    6 - 8
    18 Stone Roses
    Real Madras FC
    9 - 12
    Toulouse Weight
    Inter MiBelli
    15 - 19
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 31 May

    Oompa Plumpas
    5 - 13
    Real Madras FC
    Cobra Pie
    12 - 16
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    18 Stone Roses
    14 - 10
    Inter MiBelli
    Toulouse Weight
    13 - 12
    The Units
  • Friday 24 May

    Inter MiBelli
    12 - 11
    Toulouse Weight
    Real Madras FC
    4 - 9
    The Units
    Oompa Plumpas
    8 - 8
    Cobra Pie
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    6 - 9
    18 Stone Roses
  • Friday 17 May

    18 Stone Roses
    10 - 9
    Cobra Pie
    Toulouse Weight
    20 - 9
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Real Madras FC
    13 - 16
    Inter MiBelli
    Oompa Plumpas
    12 - 13
    The Units
  • Friday 21 June

    Oompa Plumpas
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    The Units
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Toulouse Weight
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 28 June

    Cobra Pie
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Oompa Plumpas
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    The Units
  • Friday 05 July

    Cobra Pie
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    The Units
    0 - 0
    Oompa Plumpas
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight
  • Friday 12 July

    Toulouse Weight
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Oompa Plumpas
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie
    The Units
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
  • Friday 19 July

    Oompa Plumpas
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie
    The Units
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight
  • Friday 26 July

    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    The Units
    Cobra Pie
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Toulouse Weight
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Oompa Plumpas
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
  • Friday 02 August

    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Oompa Plumpas
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    The Units
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie
  • Friday 09 August

    Cobra Pie
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    0 - 0
    The Units
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Oompa Plumpas
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight
  • Friday 16 August

    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Toulouse Weight
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie
    The Units
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Oompa Plumpas
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses