Oldbury
Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one goal at a time!
Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Four | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
13
12
24
2
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
13
9
19
3
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
13
9
18
4
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
13
6
13
5
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
13
5
11
6
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
13
3
7
7
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
13
3
6
8
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
13
3
6
"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | 13 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 203 | 133 | 70 | 24 |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | 13 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 169 | 130 | 39 | 19 |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | 13 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 176 | 138 | 38 | 18 |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 156 | 152 | 4 | 13 |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | 13 | 5 | 1 | 7 | 142 | 158 | -16 | 11 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | 13 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 143 | 180 | -37 | 7 |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | 13 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 133 | 172 | -39 | 6 |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | 13 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 136 | 195 | -59 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 48 | 7 | 41 | 23 |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | 13 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 46 | 12 | 34 | 20 |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | 13 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 38 | 32 | 6 | 14 |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | 13 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 36 | 49 | -13 | 13 |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | 13 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 33 | 32 | 1 | 12 |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | 13 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 32 | 37 | -5 | 12 |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | 13 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 20 | 46 | -26 | 7 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | 13 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 20 | 58 | -38 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | 13 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 74 | 45 | 29 | 20 |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | 13 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 18 |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 45 | 31 | 14 | 13 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | 13 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 41 | 49 | -8 | 13 |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | 13 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 33 | 46 | -13 | 12 |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | 13 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 32 | 48 | -16 | 12 |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | 13 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 35 | 33 | 2 | 11 |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | 13 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 29 | 49 | -20 | 7 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Gary Doleman | 14.00 | -0.25% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Dylan Fletcher | 13.00 | 3.19% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Benjamin Ebanks | 12.00 | 4.14% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Paul Fellows | 12.00 | 1.31% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Dan Hickman | 12.00 | -7.79% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Brad Anslow | 11.00 | 11.20% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Sew Ore | 11.00 | 6.99% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Brad McEntee | 11.00 | 5.42% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Nathan Numan | 10.50 | 5.71% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Sean Johnson | 10.50 | 3.63% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | William Bennett | 10.50 | 3.32% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Josh Hayward | 9.00 | 9.14% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Anton Clarke | 9.00 | -2.88% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Lee Burgess | 8.50 | 7.48% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Connor Anslow | 8.50 | 6.58% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Kevin Randle | 8.50 | 6.35% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Christopher Kinsey | 8.00 | 5.82% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Mandeep Nijjar | 8.00 | 5.47% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | James Evans | 8.00 | 3.26% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Dan Cronin | 7.50 | 6.48% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Gordon Winwood | 7.50 | 3.26% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Ben Dickenson | 7.00 | 2.21% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Matt Dobson | 6.50 | 1.99% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Adam Willetts | 6.00 | 7.00% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Terry Gunn | 6.00 | 5.34% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Bradley Morgan | 6.00 | 2.10% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Steven Brayshaw | 6.00 | 0.67% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Andy McHugo | 6.00 | -0.26% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Edward Garner | 5.50 | 4.63% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Dave Vernon | 5.00 | 9.90% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Mehran Kamranfar | 5.00 | 2.11% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Senthuran Sivarajah | 5.00 | 1.38% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Darren Hooper | 5.00 | 1.19% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Nathan Tipper | 5.00 | 0.69% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Gerard Butterly | 5.00 | 0.48% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | David Hutchins | 4.00 | 1.60% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Sean Westley | 3.50 | 3.11% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Kirk Harrison | 3.50 | 2.31% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Daniel Turrell | 3.50 | 1.67% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Kris Rudge | 3.00 | 4.69% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Thomas Coley | 3.00 | 2.19% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Wayne Manley | 3.00 | 1.86% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Andrew Woodhouse | 3.00 | 1.49% |
| A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) | Patrick McCoy | 2.50 | 2.96% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Zac Burns | 2.50 | 1.25% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Robert Smith | 2.50 | 0.99% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Paul Haworth | 2.50 | 0.67% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Lennox Wilson | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Gurdeep Kang | 2.00 | 1.38% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Paul Rainbow | 2.00 | 1.16% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Dexter Barnfield | 2.00 | 0.49% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Matthew Kiteley | 2.00 | 0.00% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Shaun Martin | 1.50 | 0.89% |
| Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) | Inde Kang | 1.00 | 3.30% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Josh Abbott | 1.00 | 1.90% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Duane Price | 1.00 | 0.64% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) | Chris Rodgers | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | Mark Greenwell | 1.00 | -0.46% |
| FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) | Isaac Abraham | 1.00 | -4.34% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Terry Fox | 0.50 | 1.64% |
| Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) | Aman Sandhu | 0.50 | 1.62% |
| Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) | Daniel Bishop | 0.50 | 1.34% |
| Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) | Ryan Cummins | 0.50 | 1.11% |
| Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) | John Harrison | 0.50 | 0.87% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 21 November
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)VS 20:00Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) -
Friday 21 November
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)VS 20:30A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) -
Friday 21 November
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)VS 21:00Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) -
Friday 21 November
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)VS 21:30Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 14 November
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)13 - 10Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)16 - 8Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)8 - 21A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)12 - 14Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 07 November
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)10 - 13A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)16 - 8Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)12 - 9Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)8 - 10Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) -
Friday 31 October
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)3 - 9FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)8 - 7Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)16 - 14Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)13 - 3Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) -
Friday 24 October
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)10 - 4Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)12 - 7Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)4 - 13FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)10 - 5Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) -
Friday 17 October
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)4 - 25A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)14 - 13Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)12 - 16Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)15 - 9Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 10 October
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)11 - 11Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)14 - 16FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)6 - 9Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)13 - 6Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) -
Friday 03 October
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)5 - 9Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)11 - 8Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)17 - 9Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)4 - 18FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) -
Friday 26 September
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)15 - 10Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)12 - 15A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)10 - 9Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)10 - 4Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) -
Friday 19 September
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)12 - 10Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)13 - 12Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)5 - 9FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)14 - 11Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) -
Friday 12 September
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)25 - 18Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)12 - 15Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)25 - 15A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)17 - 17Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) -
Friday 05 September
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)19 - 21A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)11 - 16Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)22 - 12Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)14 - 20Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) -
Friday 29 August
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)5 - 10FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)19 - 6Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)19 - 9Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)16 - 12Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) -
Friday 22 August
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)15 - 19Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)10 - 16A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)15 - 9Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)12 - 15Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) -
Friday 21 November
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)0 - 0Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)0 - 0A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)0 - 0Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)0 - 0Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)