Oldbury

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Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
12
11
22
2
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
12
9
19
3
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
12
8
16
4
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
12
6
13
5
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
12
4
9
6
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
12
3
6
7
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
12
3
6
8
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
12
2
5

"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) 12 11 0 1 182 125 57 22
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) 12 9 1 2 161 109 52 19
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) 12 8 0 4 163 128 35 16
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) 12 6 1 5 148 136 12 13
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) 12 4 1 7 126 150 -24 9
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) 12 3 0 9 123 159 -36 6
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) 12 3 0 9 124 181 -57 6
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) 12 2 1 9 129 168 -39 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) 12 10 1 1 47 7 40 21
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) 12 9 2 1 46 11 35 20
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) 12 6 0 6 33 27 6 12
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) 12 6 0 6 34 30 4 12
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) 12 5 2 5 36 49 -13 12
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) 12 4 2 6 27 37 -10 10
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) 12 3 1 8 18 42 -24 7
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) 12 1 0 11 20 58 -38 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) 12 7 4 2 60 43 17 18
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) 12 8 0 4 44 35 9 16
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) 12 5 3 5 30 45 -15 13
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) 12 5 2 6 42 29 13 12
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) 12 5 2 5 31 32 -1 12
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) 12 4 3 6 33 28 5 11
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) 12 4 3 5 36 45 -9 11
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) 12 2 3 7 25 44 -19 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) Gary Doleman 13.00 -0.13%
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) Dylan Fletcher 12.00 4.30%
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) Benjamin Ebanks 11.50 2.97%
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) Dan Hickman 11.00 -5.87%
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) Brad Anslow 10.50 8.33%
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) Sew Ore 10.50 6.59%
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) Nathan Numan 10.50 6.40%
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) William Bennett 10.50 5.76%
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) Brad McEntee 10.50 4.64%
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) Paul Fellows 10.00 -1.42%
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) Sean Johnson 9.00 3.56%
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) Josh Hayward 8.50 8.50%
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) Kevin Randle 8.50 7.77%
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) Lee Burgess 8.50 7.48%
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) Connor Anslow 8.50 6.58%
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) Christopher Kinsey 8.00 5.82%
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) James Evans 8.00 3.26%
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) Anton Clarke 8.00 -3.00%
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) Ben Dickenson 7.00 2.21%
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) Mandeep Nijjar 6.50 4.58%
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) Dan Cronin 6.00 6.39%
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) Terry Gunn 6.00 5.34%
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) Gordon Winwood 6.00 2.14%
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) Steven Brayshaw 6.00 2.00%
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) Edward Garner 5.50 4.63%
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) Dave Vernon 5.00 7.33%
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) Gerard Butterly 5.00 4.16%
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) Mehran Kamranfar 5.00 2.11%
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) Matt Dobson 5.00 1.80%
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) Nathan Tipper 5.00 1.56%
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) Andy McHugo 5.00 0.00%
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) Bradley Morgan 4.50 1.28%
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) Sean Westley 3.50 3.11%
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) Kirk Harrison 3.50 2.31%
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) Senthuran Sivarajah 3.50 1.15%
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) David Hutchins 3.50 1.06%
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) Darren Hooper 3.50 0.76%
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) Wayne Manley 3.00 1.86%
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) Daniel Turrell 3.00 1.56%
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) Andrew Woodhouse 3.00 1.49%
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) Kris Rudge 2.50 4.37%
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) Patrick McCoy 2.50 2.96%
A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow) Adam Willetts 2.50 2.82%
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) Thomas Coley 2.50 1.97%
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) Zac Burns 2.50 1.25%
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) Robert Smith 2.50 0.99%
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) Lennox Wilson 2.50 0.00%
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) Dexter Barnfield 2.00 0.49%
Waist Management (Oldbury Pink) Paul Haworth 2.00 0.22%
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) Mark Greenwell 2.00 0.18%
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) Matthew Kiteley 2.00 0.00%
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) Gurdeep Kang 1.50 0.92%
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) Paul Rainbow 1.50 0.09%
Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange) Inde Kang 1.00 3.30%
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) Josh Abbott 1.00 1.90%
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) Duane Price 1.00 1.10%
Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red) Chris Rodgers 1.00 0.00%
Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green) Shaun Martin 1.00 -0.10%
FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black) Isaac Abraham 1.00 -4.34%
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) Terry Fox 0.50 1.64%
Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White) Ryan Cummins 0.50 1.11%
Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey) John Harrison 0.50 0.87%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 14 November

    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
  • Friday 14 November

    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    VS 20:30
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
  • Friday 14 November

    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
  • Friday 14 November

    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    VS 21:30
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
  • Friday 21 November

    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
  • Friday 21 November

    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    VS 20:30
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
  • Friday 21 November

    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    VS 21:00
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
  • Friday 21 November

    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    VS 21:30
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 07 November

    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    10 - 13
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    16 - 8
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    12 - 9
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    8 - 10
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
  • Friday 31 October

    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    3 - 9
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    8 - 7
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    16 - 14
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    13 - 3
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
  • Friday 24 October

    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    10 - 4
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    12 - 7
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    4 - 13
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    10 - 5
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
  • Friday 17 October

    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    4 - 25
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    14 - 13
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    12 - 16
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    15 - 9
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
  • Friday 10 October

    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    11 - 11
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    14 - 16
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    6 - 9
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    13 - 6
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
  • Friday 03 October

    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    5 - 9
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    11 - 8
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    17 - 9
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    4 - 18
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
  • Friday 26 September

    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    15 - 10
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    12 - 15
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    10 - 9
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    10 - 4
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
  • Friday 19 September

    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    12 - 10
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    13 - 12
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    5 - 9
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    14 - 11
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
  • Friday 12 September

    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    25 - 18
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    12 - 15
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    25 - 15
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    17 - 17
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
  • Friday 05 September

    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    19 - 21
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    11 - 16
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    22 - 12
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    14 - 20
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
  • Friday 29 August

    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    5 - 10
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    19 - 6
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    19 - 9
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    16 - 12
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
  • Friday 22 August

    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    15 - 19
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    10 - 16
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    15 - 9
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    12 - 15
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
  • Friday 14 November

    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    0 - 0
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    0 - 0
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    0 - 0
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
  • Friday 21 November

    Waist Management (Oldbury Pink)
    0 - 0
    Real Manjaro Madras (Oldbury White)
    Cheffield Fryday (Oldbury Green)
    0 - 0
    A Load Of Kaka (Oldbury Yellow)
    Fatburn Rovers (Oldbury Red)
    0 - 0
    Sh*t On It FC (Oldbury Grey)
    FC Bayern Munching (Oldbury Black)
    0 - 0
    Roast Ham United (Oldbury Orange)