Oldbury

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

Leaderboard

Season Nineteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Cobra Pie
11
7
16
2
Real Madras FC
11
7
15
3
Oompa Plumpas
11
5
12
4
The Units
11
5
10
5
Inter MiBelli
11
4
9
6
Toulouse Weight
11
4
9
7
Forest Green Bloaters FC
11
4
9
8
18 Stone Roses
11
4
8

"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Cobra Pie 11 7 2 2 147 132 15 16
Real Madras FC 11 7 1 3 157 148 9 15
Oompa Plumpas 11 5 2 4 148 132 16 12
The Units 11 5 0 6 158 158 0 10
Inter MiBelli 11 4 1 6 150 146 4 9
Toulouse Weight 11 4 1 6 159 158 1 9
Forest Green Bloaters FC 11 4 1 6 129 141 -12 9
18 Stone Roses 11 4 0 7 130 163 -33 8
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Units 11 7 1 3 27 14 13 15
Oompa Plumpas 11 5 4 2 27 22 5 14
Toulouse Weight 11 6 1 4 31 26 5 13
Cobra Pie 11 5 2 4 35 30 5 12
Inter MiBelli 11 5 2 4 26 24 2 12
Forest Green Bloaters FC 11 5 1 5 24 18 6 11
Real Madras FC 11 2 3 6 19 29 -10 7
18 Stone Roses 11 1 2 8 12 38 -26 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Oompa Plumpas 11 6 3 2 44 33 11 15
Real Madras FC 11 6 1 4 56 45 11 13
Cobra Pie 11 5 2 4 32 32 0 12
Toulouse Weight 11 5 1 5 52 50 2 11
Forest Green Bloaters FC 11 4 3 4 36 40 -4 11
18 Stone Roses 11 5 0 6 42 47 -5 10
The Units 11 5 0 6 51 63 -12 10
Inter MiBelli 11 3 0 8 43 46 -3 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Real Madras FC Alex White 15.00 2.72%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Gary Doleman 13.00 4.44%
The Units Gerard Butterly 12.00 11.70%
Cobra Pie Mark Cronin 11.50 9.61%
Toulouse Weight Richard Valero 10.50 8.24%
The Units David Browning 10.00 1.33%
Oompa Plumpas Lee McAvoy 9.00 8.80%
Toulouse Weight Andy Millington 9.00 8.62%
Inter MiBelli Brad McEntee 9.00 7.83%
The Units Sunil Gura 9.00 5.27%
Real Madras FC Richard Steele 8.50 7.17%
Cobra Pie Paul Hill 8.50 4.80%
18 Stone Roses Daniel Turrell 8.50 3.33%
The Units Anthony Brookes 8.50 2.80%
Toulouse Weight Hussain Razi 8.00 7.53%
Toulouse Weight Benjamin Ebanks 8.00 6.75%
Real Madras FC Stuart Leaver 8.00 6.42%
Inter MiBelli Richard James 8.00 5.81%
Oompa Plumpas Carl Walker-Shelton 8.00 5.42%
Oompa Plumpas Lee Burgess 7.50 -1.06%
18 Stone Roses Richard Bridgewood 6.50 9.36%
Toulouse Weight Raheem Aziz 5.50 10.48%
Real Madras FC Paul Rainbow 5.50 6.77%
Inter MiBelli Steven Brayshaw 5.00 5.99%
Real Madras FC Anton Clarke 5.00 5.80%
Toulouse Weight Sid Millington 5.00 3.69%
Real Madras FC Nathan Tipper 5.00 1.13%
Toulouse Weight Jermaine Powell 5.00 1.00%
18 Stone Roses Luke Stamps 5.00 0.69%
Oompa Plumpas Wayne Manley 3.50 5.89%
Real Madras FC Dan Hickman 3.50 4.82%
Oompa Plumpas Mat McAvoy 3.50 2.98%
Inter MiBelli Bradley Morgan 3.50 2.45%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Rogan Milne 3.50 2.44%
Real Madras FC Sean Coldicott 3.50 2.16%
18 Stone Roses Kevin Randle 3.50 1.17%
Cobra Pie Darrin Tucker 3.50 0.94%
Oompa Plumpas Harry Burgess-Lange 3.50 0.34%
Inter MiBelli Ben Farnsworth 3.50 0.19%
Cobra Pie James Evans 3.00 5.31%
Inter MiBelli Robert Smith 3.00 3.78%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Francis Adenuga 3.00 2.77%
Inter MiBelli Nicholas Crossfield 3.00 2.22%
Toulouse Weight Mohammed Zahir 3.00 1.37%
Oompa Plumpas Matthew Kiteley 3.00 1.15%
Cobra Pie Dan Cronin 3.00 0.81%
Cobra Pie Garry Taylor 3.00 0.57%
Inter MiBelli Peter Makafan 3.00 0.17%
Oompa Plumpas David Gordon-Hughes 2.50 4.85%
Toulouse Weight Rod Jones 2.50 3.46%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Sam Benham 2.50 2.59%
The Units Julian Nartey 2.50 2.39%
The Units Kirk Harrison 2.50 1.96%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Christopher Dudley 2.50 1.29%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Suki Singh 2.50 0.78%
18 Stone Roses Kieran Harper 2.50 0.00%
Real Madras FC Craig Armstrong 2.00 -1.06%
Toulouse Weight Ashley Powell 2.00 -2.16%
The Units Olamide Adefila 1.50 1.19%
Cobra Pie Robin Harvey 1.50 1.15%
18 Stone Roses Mark Greenwell 1.50 0.84%
Toulouse Weight Paul Fellows 1.00 1.96%
Inter MiBelli Alex Charlesworth 1.00 1.78%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Greg Jones 1.00 1.21%
Real Madras FC Lewis West 1.00 0.51%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Paul Burgess 0.50 4.54%
Cobra Pie Dexter Barnfield 0.50 1.54%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Terry Gunn 0.50 0.12%
18 Stone Roses Brendon Perry 0.50 0.10%
Forest Green Bloaters FC Oliver Maiden 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 19 April

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:00
    The Units

  • Friday 19 April

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    VS 20:30
    Toulouse Weight

  • Friday 19 April

    Oompa Plumpas
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 19 April

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:30
    Cobra Pie

  • Friday 26 April

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:00
    Forest Green Bloaters FC

  • Friday 26 April

    Toulouse Weight
    VS 20:30
    Cobra Pie

  • Friday 26 April

    The Units
    VS 21:00
    Oompa Plumpas

  • Friday 26 April

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 03 May

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:00
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 03 May

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:30
    Toulouse Weight

  • Friday 03 May

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    VS 21:00
    Oompa Plumpas

  • Friday 03 May

    Cobra Pie
    VS 21:30
    The Units

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 12 April

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    14 - 13
    The Units
    Toulouse Weight
    16 - 12
    18 Stone Roses
    Inter MiBelli
    12 - 13
    Real Madras FC
    Cobra Pie
    12 - 12
    Oompa Plumpas

  • Friday 05 April

    Cobra Pie
    12 - 8
    18 Stone Roses
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    10 - 13
    Real Madras FC
    Inter MiBelli
    10 - 13
    The Units
    Oompa Plumpas
    14 - 11
    Toulouse Weight

  • Friday 22 March

    Inter MiBelli
    19 - 16
    Toulouse Weight
    The Units
    13 - 20
    Real Madras FC
    Oompa Plumpas
    19 - 10
    18 Stone Roses
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    10 - 17
    Cobra Pie

  • Friday 15 March

    Oompa Plumpas
    11 - 10
    Inter MiBelli
    Cobra Pie
    19 - 12
    Real Madras FC
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    20 - 10
    18 Stone Roses
    Toulouse Weight
    14 - 11
    The Units

  • Friday 08 March

    Real Madras FC
    15 - 14
    Toulouse Weight
    18 Stone Roses
    12 - 14
    Inter MiBelli
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    11 - 10
    Oompa Plumpas
    Cobra Pie
    18 - 15
    The Units

  • Friday 01 March

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    15 - 13
    Inter MiBelli
    Cobra Pie
    11 - 8
    Toulouse Weight
    18 Stone Roses
    10 - 17
    Real Madras FC
    Oompa Plumpas
    19 - 8
    The Units

  • Friday 23 February

    Oompa Plumpas
    12 - 13
    Real Madras FC
    Cobra Pie
    9 - 22
    Inter MiBelli
    18 Stone Roses
    20 - 18
    The Units
    Toulouse Weight
    16 - 11
    Forest Green Bloaters FC

  • Friday 16 February

    Toulouse Weight
    13 - 15
    18 Stone Roses
    Cobra Pie
    11 - 11
    Oompa Plumpas
    The Units
    17 - 8
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Inter MiBelli
    18 - 16
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 09 February

    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    14 - 14
    Real Madras FC
    The Units
    17 - 9
    Inter MiBelli
    Toulouse Weight
    23 - 20
    Oompa Plumpas
    Cobra Pie
    18 - 12
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 02 February

    18 Stone Roses
    11 - 7
    Oompa Plumpas
    Inter MiBelli
    11 - 11
    Toulouse Weight
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    7 - 8
    Cobra Pie
    The Units
    14 - 9
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 26 January

    Toulouse Weight
    17 - 19
    The Units
    Real Madras FC
    15 - 12
    Cobra Pie
    Oompa Plumpas
    13 - 12
    Inter MiBelli
    18 Stone Roses
    10 - 9
    Forest Green Bloaters FC

  • Friday 19 April

    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    The Units
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight
    Oompa Plumpas
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie

  • Friday 26 April

    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    Toulouse Weight
    0 - 0
    Cobra Pie
    The Units
    0 - 0
    Oompa Plumpas
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 03 May

    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight
    Forest Green Bloaters FC
    0 - 0
    Oompa Plumpas
    Cobra Pie
    0 - 0
    The Units