Oxford | Barton Park Pavilion | FUNDED PLACES AVAILABLE | Monday | 7-9pm

Oxford | Barton Park Pavilion | FUNDED PLACES AVAILABLE | Monday | 7-9pm

Barton Park Pavilion, OFF Barton Field Road, Oxford, OX3 9LD Open map →

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Coach: Chris Lowes

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Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras (ox) 10 7 0 3 82 58 24 14
Real Midriff (ox) 10 6 1 3 69 65 4 13
Fat Burn Rovers (ox) 10 5 1 4 76 72 4 11
Yellow Bellies (ox) 10 5 0 5 61 62 -1 10
KFC Wombles 10 3 0 7 62 68 -6 6
Hardly Athletic (ox) 10 3 0 7 49 74 -25 6
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Bellies (ox) 10 6 2 2 27 12 15 14
Real Midriff (ox) 10 5 3 2 30 17 13 13
Fat Burn Rovers (ox) 10 5 1 4 21 21 0 11
Real Madras (ox) 10 4 2 4 18 17 1 10
KFC Wombles 10 2 2 6 21 28 -7 6
Hardly Athletic (ox) 10 2 2 6 16 38 -22 6
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras (ox) 10 6 0 4 50 28 22 12
Fat Burn Rovers (ox) 10 5 1 4 41 37 4 11
KFC Wombles 10 4 3 4 30 26 4 11
Real Midriff (ox) 10 5 1 5 29 35 -6 11
Hardly Athletic (ox) 10 4 1 5 18 22 -4 9
Yellow Bellies (ox) 10 4 0 6 18 38 -20 8
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fat Burn Rovers (ox) Chris House 11.50 8.37%
KFC Wombles James Connelly 9.50 8.06%
Real Midriff (ox) Jaspinder Lallie 9.50 4.94%
Real Madras (ox) Ivan Georgiev 9.00 11.11%
Real Midriff (ox) Curtis Simpson 9.00 4.12%
Real Madras (ox) Cliff Wolstenholme 8.50 6.29%
KFC Wombles Sean Hargrave 8.50 5.83%
Fat Burn Rovers (ox) Jamie Hazeldine 8.50 1.84%
Real Madras (ox) Daryl Merry 6.50 5.71%
Fat Burn Rovers (ox) Joe Smith 6.50 3.37%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday, 27 January 2020

    Real Midriff (ox)
    VS 19:00
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)

  • Monday, 27 January 2020

    KFC Wombles
    VS 19:30
    Hardly Athletic (ox)

  • Monday, 27 January 2020

    Real Madras (ox)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Bellies (ox)

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Monday, 20 January 2020

    Real Midriff (ox)
    4 - 9
    KFC Wombles
    Yellow Bellies (ox)
    5 - 4
    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    Real Madras (ox)
    7 - 7
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)

  • Monday, 13 January 2020

    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)
    6 - 4
    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    Yellow Bellies (ox)
    1 - 9
    KFC Wombles
    Real Madras (ox)
    5 - 10
    Real Midriff (ox)

  • Monday, 27 January 2020

    Real Midriff (ox)
    0 - 0
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)
    KFC Wombles
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    Real Madras (ox)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bellies (ox)

 

  • Monday, 20 January 2020

    Real Midriff (ox)
    VS 20:00
    KFC Wombles

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  • Monday, 06 January 2020

    Real Midriff (ox)
    1 - 6
    KFC Wombles
    Real Madras (ox)
    1 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)
    2 - -3
    Yellow Bellies (ox)

  • Monday, 16 December 2019

    Yellow Bellies (ox)
    3 - 9
    Real Madras (ox)
    KFC Wombles
    6 - 8
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)
    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    7 - 11
    Real Midriff (ox)

  • Monday, 09 December 2019

    KFC Wombles
    8 - 5
    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    Real Midriff (ox)
    8 - 3
    Yellow Bellies (ox)
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)
    4 - 6
    Real Madras (ox)

  • Monday, 02 December 2019

    Real Madras (ox)
    5 - 11
    Real Midriff (ox)
    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    5 - 8
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)
    Yellow Bellies (ox)
    6 - 8
    KFC Wombles

  • Monday, 25 November 2019

    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    5 - 12
    Yellow Bellies (ox)
    KFC Wombles
    7 - 8
    Real Madras (ox)
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)
    14 - 8
    Real Midriff (ox)

  • Monday, 18 November 2019

    KFC Wombles
    4 - 7
    Real Midriff (ox)
    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    8 - 7
    Real Madras (ox)
    Yellow Bellies (ox)
    12 - 11
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)

  • Monday, 11 November 2019

    Real Madras (ox)
    7 - 9
    Yellow Bellies (ox)
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)
    12 - 9
    KFC Wombles
    Real Midriff (ox)
    7 - 4
    Hardly Athletic (ox)

  • Monday, 04 November 2019

    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    8 - 7
    KFC Wombles
    Yellow Bellies (ox)
    4 - 6
    Real Midriff (ox)
    Real Madras (ox)
    19 - 8
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)

  • Monday, 28 October 2019

    Real Midriff (ox)
    4 - 12
    Real Madras (ox)
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)
    3 - 4
    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    KFC Wombles
    3 - 5
    Yellow Bellies (ox)

  • Monday, 21 October 2019

    Yellow Bellies (ox)
    10 - 3
    Hardly Athletic (ox)
    Real Madras (ox)
    8 - 4
    KFC Wombles
    Real Midriff (ox)
    6 - 6
    Fat Burn Rovers (ox)

  • Monday, 20 January 2020

    Real Midriff (ox)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wombles

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