Poole
MAN v FAT Football is a game changer! They say 90% of men lose weight … and they do! MvF helped me to shed 30kg, (25% of my body weight), whilst playing the sport I love. Now I have the honour of helping others to do the same! We are all about long term sustainable changes and healthy choices that improve your waist and your health. We at MAN v FAT Poole pride ourselves on our sense or community and camaraderie. We compete and play the beautiful game on possibly one of the finest surfaces in the county. So why not come and join us, there’s nothing to lose except your waistline!
Dan LLoyd, Coach, Poole
Leaderboard
Season Eleven | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Poole White
5
5
10
2
Poole Green
5
5
10
3
Poole Black
5
3
6
4
Poole Yellow
5
1
2
5
Poole Red
5
1
2
6
Poole Blue
5
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole White | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 57 | 5 | 52 | 10 |
| Poole Green | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 39 | 9 | 30 | 10 |
| Poole Black | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 22 | -1 | 6 |
| Poole Yellow | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 38 | -18 | 2 |
| Poole Red | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 48 | -37 | 2 |
| Poole Blue | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 33 | -26 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole White | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 17 | -4 | 21 | 10 |
| Poole Green | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 16 | -2 | 18 | 8 |
| Poole Black | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 6 |
| Poole Red | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 9 | -5 | 3 |
| Poole Blue | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 16 | -15 | 2 |
| Poole Yellow | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 22 | -18 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole White | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 29 | 1 | 28 | 9 |
| Poole Green | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 7 | 6 | 6 |
| Poole Black | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 6 |
| Poole Yellow | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 5 |
| Poole Blue | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8 | -8 | 2 |
| Poole Red | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 28 | -26 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Yellow | Martyn Smith | 8.50 | 9.84% |
| Poole White | Kyle Webster | 8.00 | 2.85% |
| Poole White | Jamie foot | 7.00 | 5.75% |
| Poole Black | Chris Lawrence | 6.00 | -5.83% |
| Poole Green | Matt Whitcher | 5.50 | 5.64% |
| Poole White | Jim Lovell | 4.00 | 4.12% |
| Poole Green | Chris Price | 3.50 | 6.06% |
| Poole Red | David Robson | 3.50 | 2.88% |
| Poole White | Dave Payne | 3.50 | 1.82% |
| Poole Yellow | Matthew Sheehan | 3.00 | 4.11% |
| Poole Green | James Hennessy | 3.00 | 2.96% |
| Poole Red | russell loughnane | 3.00 | 2.94% |
| Poole Yellow | Peter Castle | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| Poole Green | Daniel Hawkins | 2.50 | 2.58% |
| Poole Yellow | Christopher McNaught | 2.50 | 1.51% |
| Poole Black | Carl Cahill | 2.50 | 1.07% |
| Poole Black | Jordan Bateson | 1.50 | 0.94% |
| Poole Blue | Charlie Saunders | 1.00 | 2.99% |
| Poole White | Jack Mead | 1.00 | 2.53% |
| Poole Red | George Snelling | 1.00 | 1.26% |
| Poole Blue | Gary Still | 1.00 | 1.05% |
| Poole White | George Lovell | 1.00 | 0.98% |
| Poole White | Kieran Payne | 1.00 | 0.53% |
| Poole Green | Rob Grisdale | 1.00 | 0.11% |
| Poole Green | James Shadbolt | 1.00 | -9.00% |
| Poole Green | Steven Driver | 0.50 | 2.49% |
| Poole Green | Charlie Taylor-Rees | 0.50 | 1.20% |
| Poole Red | Farley Baker | 0.50 | 1.11% |
| Poole Black | Christian O'neill | 0.50 | 0.07% |
| Poole Black | George Allsopp | 0.50 | -0.63% |
| Poole Green | Alex Simmonds | 0.50 | -0.79% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 08 September
Poole WhiteVS 20:30Poole Black -
Monday 08 September
Poole RedVS 21:00Poole Yellow -
Monday 08 September
Poole BlueVS 21:30Poole Green -
Monday 06 October
Poole GreenVS 20:30Poole Yellow -
Monday 06 October
Poole BlueVS 21:00Poole Black -
Monday 06 October
Poole WhiteVS 21:30Poole Red
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 04 August
Poole Red-3 - 1Poole BlackPoole White3 - 7Poole GreenPoole Blue7 - 2Poole Yellow -
Monday 08 September
Poole White0 - 0Poole BlackPoole Red0 - 0Poole YellowPoole Blue0 - 0Poole Green -
Monday 06 October
Poole Green0 - 0Poole YellowPoole Blue0 - 0Poole BlackPoole White0 - 0Poole Red
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Monday 15 September
Poole YellowVS 20:30Poole Blue -
Monday 15 September
Poole GreenVS 21:00Poole White -
Monday 15 September
Poole BlackVS 21:30Poole Red -
Monday 22 September
Poole RedVS 20:30Poole Green -
Monday 22 September
Poole BlackVS 21:00Poole Yellow -
Monday 22 September
Poole WhiteVS 21:30Poole Blue -
Monday 29 September
Poole YellowVS 20:30Poole White -
Monday 29 September
Poole BlueVS 21:00Poole Red -
Monday 29 September
Poole GreenVS 21:30Poole Black -
Monday 13 October
Poole BlackVS 20:30Poole White -
Monday 13 October
Poole YellowVS 21:00Poole Red -
Monday 13 October
Poole GreenVS 21:30Poole Blue -
Monday 20 October
Poole BlueVS 20:30Poole Yellow -
Monday 20 October
Poole WhiteVS 21:00Poole Green -
Monday 20 October
Poole RedVS 21:30Poole Black
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 01 September
Poole Red0 - 19Poole WhitePoole Black5 - 2Poole BluePoole Yellow7 - 13Poole Green -
Monday 18 August
Poole Black2 - 6Poole GreenPoole Red6 - 3Poole BluePoole White9 - 3Poole Yellow -
Monday 11 August
Poole Blue3 - 9Poole WhitePoole Yellow2 - 7Poole BlackPoole Green7 - 4Poole Red -
Monday 28 July
Poole Green5 - -4Poole BluePoole Yellow8 - 1Poole RedPoole Black-1 - 9Poole White -
Monday 21 July
Poole White11 - 0Poole RedPoole Blue3 - 8Poole BlackPoole Green8 - 0Poole Yellow -
Monday 15 September
Poole Yellow0 - 0Poole BluePoole Green0 - 0Poole WhitePoole Black0 - 0Poole Red -
Monday 22 September
Poole Red0 - 0Poole GreenPoole Black0 - 0Poole YellowPoole White0 - 0Poole Blue -
Monday 29 September
Poole Yellow0 - 0Poole WhitePoole Blue0 - 0Poole RedPoole Green0 - 0Poole Black -
Monday 13 October
Poole Black0 - 0Poole WhitePoole Yellow0 - 0Poole RedPoole Green0 - 0Poole Blue -
Monday 20 October
Poole Blue0 - 0Poole YellowPoole White0 - 0Poole GreenPoole Red0 - 0Poole Black