Poole

Monday | 20:30-22:00

Blandford Close, Hamworthy Poole, BH15 4BF

Welcome to MAN v FAT Poole. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch to add you to a team (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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MAN v FAT Football is a game changer! They say 90% of men lose weight … and they do! MvF helped me to shed 30kg, (25% of my body weight), whilst playing the sport I love. Now I have the honour of helping others to do the same! We are all about long term sustainable changes and healthy choices that improve your waist and your health. We at MAN v FAT Poole pride ourselves on our sense or community and camaraderie. We compete and play the beautiful game on possibly one of the finest surfaces in the county. So why not come and join us, there’s nothing to lose except your waistline!

Dan LLoyd, Coach, Poole

Leaderboard

Season Seven | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Belli Alli (Blue)
2
2
4
2
FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
2
1
2
3
The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
2
1
2
4
Tighty Whiteys
2
1
2
5
Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
2
0
1
6
Brazil Nots (Yellow)
2
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Belli Alli (Blue) 2 2 0 0 18 14 4 4
FC Van Der Sarnies (Red) 2 1 0 1 19 14 5 2
The Incredible Bulk. (Green) 2 1 0 1 16 16 0 2
Tighty Whiteys 2 1 0 1 12 19 -7 2
Ronaldoughnuts (Black) 2 0 1 1 10 11 -1 1
Brazil Nots (Yellow) 2 0 1 1 9 10 -1 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Belli Alli (Blue) 2 1 1 0 8 5 3 3
The Incredible Bulk. (Green) 2 1 0 1 7 5 2 2
FC Van Der Sarnies (Red) 2 1 0 1 9 9 0 2
Ronaldoughnuts (Black) 2 0 2 0 5 5 0 2
Tighty Whiteys 2 1 0 1 6 9 -3 2
Brazil Nots (Yellow) 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
FC Van Der Sarnies (Red) 2 2 0 0 6 1 5 4
Brazil Nots (Yellow) 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 3
Belli Alli (Blue) 2 1 0 1 6 6 0 2
The Incredible Bulk. (Green) 2 1 0 1 5 6 -1 2
Ronaldoughnuts (Black) 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
Tighty Whiteys 2 0 0 2 2 7 -5 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
FC Van Der Sarnies (Red) James Shadbolt 5.50 5.17%
Belli Alli (Blue) Lee Johnson 4.00 3.99%
The Incredible Bulk. (Green) Paul Rodwell 4.00 1.03%
FC Van Der Sarnies (Red) Adam Burton 3.50 0.43%
Belli Alli (Blue) James Green 2.50 5.69%
Ronaldoughnuts (Black) Marc Simpson 2.50 2.99%
Belli Alli (Blue) Mike Bailey 2.50 2.11%
Tighty Whiteys Aaron Power 2.50 1.85%
The Incredible Bulk. (Green) Daniel Keets 2.50 1.54%
The Incredible Bulk. (Green) Jim Lovell 2.50 1.47%
FC Van Der Sarnies (Red) Carl Bacciocchi 2.50 1.18%
Ronaldoughnuts (Black) Shane Finch 1.00 2.22%
Tighty Whiteys Ian Leigh 1.00 2.21%
Tighty Whiteys Maciej Swiatowy 1.00 1.80%
FC Van Der Sarnies (Red) John Connors 1.00 1.74%
Brazil Nots (Yellow) Stephen Norman 1.00 1.41%
FC Van Der Sarnies (Red) Chris Habgood 1.00 0.63%
Tighty Whiteys Ashley Jacobs 1.00 0.54%
Brazil Nots (Yellow) Ben Hunter 1.00 0.49%
The Incredible Bulk. (Green) George Lovell 0.50 1.36%
Tighty Whiteys Mario Zebrowski 0.50 0.87%
Tighty Whiteys Mike Hurst 0.50 0.86%
Belli Alli (Blue) Ryan Lolley 0.50 0.83%
Brazil Nots (Yellow) James Hennessy 0.50 0.76%
Brazil Nots (Yellow) Chris Berry 0.50 0.74%
Brazil Nots (Yellow) Charlie Saunders 0.50 0.40%
Brazil Nots (Yellow) Scott Gair 0.50 0.32%
Tighty Whiteys Ian Zumbuhl 0.50 0.29%
Ronaldoughnuts (Black) Mike Collins 0.50 0.19%
Ronaldoughnuts (Black) Dean Williams 0.50 0.16%
FC Van Der Sarnies (Red) Jordan Bateson 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 20 May

    Tighty Whiteys
    VS 20:30
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)

  • Monday 20 May

    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    VS 21:00
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 20 May

    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    VS 21:30
    Belli Alli (Blue)

  • Monday 24 June

    Belli Alli (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 24 June

    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)

  • Monday 24 June

    Tighty Whiteys
    VS 21:30
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 15 April

    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    10 - 2
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    Tighty Whiteys
    9 - 1
    Belli Alli (Blue)
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    0 - 7
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 20 May

    Tighty Whiteys
    0 - 0
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    0 - 0
    Belli Alli (Blue)

  • Monday 24 June

    Belli Alli (Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    0 - 0
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    Tighty Whiteys
    0 - 0
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)

 

  • Monday 22 April

    Belli Alli (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)

  • Monday 22 April

    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)

  • Monday 22 April

    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    VS 21:30
    Tighty Whiteys

  • Monday 29 April

    Tighty Whiteys
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 29 April

    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)

  • Monday 29 April

    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Belli Alli (Blue)

  • Monday 13 May

    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Belli Alli (Blue)

  • Monday 13 May

    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)

  • Monday 13 May

    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    VS 21:30
    Tighty Whiteys

  • Monday 03 June

    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)

  • Monday 03 June

    Belli Alli (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Tighty Whiteys

  • Monday 03 June

    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)

  • Monday 10 June

    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Belli Alli (Blue)

  • Monday 10 June

    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 10 June

    Tighty Whiteys
    VS 21:30
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)

  • Monday 17 June

    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Tighty Whiteys

  • Monday 17 June

    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    VS 21:00
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)

  • Monday 17 June

    Belli Alli (Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)

  • Monday 01 July

    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Tighty Whiteys

  • Monday 01 July

    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    VS 21:00
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)

  • Monday 01 July

    Belli Alli (Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)

  • Monday 08 July

    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 08 July

    Tighty Whiteys
    VS 21:00
    Belli Alli (Blue)

  • Monday 08 July

    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    VS 21:30
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 08 April

    Belli Alli (Blue)
    6 - 5
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    7 - 4
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    4 - 5
    Tighty Whiteys

  • Monday 25 March

    Tighty Whiteys
    7 - 15
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    5 - 5
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    Belli Alli (Blue)
    12 - 9
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)

  • Monday 22 April

    Belli Alli (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    0 - 0
    Tighty Whiteys

  • Monday 29 April

    Tighty Whiteys
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    0 - 0
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Belli Alli (Blue)

  • Monday 13 May

    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Belli Alli (Blue)
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    0 - 0
    Tighty Whiteys

  • Monday 03 June

    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    Belli Alli (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Tighty Whiteys
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)

  • Monday 10 June

    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    0 - 0
    Belli Alli (Blue)
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    Tighty Whiteys
    0 - 0
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)

  • Monday 17 June

    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    0 - 0
    Tighty Whiteys
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    0 - 0
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    Belli Alli (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)

  • Monday 01 July

    Brazil Nots (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Tighty Whiteys
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    0 - 0
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    Belli Alli (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)

  • Monday 08 July

    Ronaldoughnuts (Black)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk. (Green)
    Tighty Whiteys
    0 - 0
    Belli Alli (Blue)
    FC Van Der Sarnies (Red)
    0 - 0
    Brazil Nots (Yellow)