Poole
MAN v FAT Football is a game changer! They say 90% of men lose weight … and they do! MvF helped me to shed 30kg, (25% of my body weight), whilst playing the sport I love. Now I have the honour of helping others to do the same! We are all about long term sustainable changes and healthy choices that improve your waist and your health. We at MAN v FAT Poole pride ourselves on our sense or community and camaraderie. We compete and play the beautiful game on possibly one of the finest surfaces in the county. So why not come and join us, there’s nothing to lose except your waistline!
Dan LLoyd, Coach, Poole
Leaderboard
Season Ten | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Poole Blue
10
7
14
2
Poole Red
10
6
12
3
Poole White
10
5
10
4
Poole Green
10
4
8
5
Poole Yellow
10
4
8
6
Poole Black
10
4
8
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Blue | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 113 | 73 | 40 | 14 |
| Poole Red | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 111 | 91 | 20 | 12 |
| Poole White | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 70 | 76 | -6 | 10 |
| Poole Green | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 91 | 102 | -11 | 8 |
| Poole Yellow | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 68 | 86 | -18 | 8 |
| Poole Black | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 53 | 78 | -25 | 8 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Blue | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 11 | 20 | 17 |
| Poole White | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 13 | -2 | 12 |
| Poole Black | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 10 |
| Poole Green | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 9 |
| Poole Red | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 10 | 20 | -10 | 6 |
| Poole Yellow | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 5 | 15 | -10 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Red | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 63 | 46 | 17 | 16 |
| Poole Blue | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 51 | 37 | 14 | 16 |
| Poole Yellow | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 40 | 33 | 7 | 11 |
| Poole White | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 27 | 34 | -7 | 7 |
| Poole Green | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 44 | 60 | -16 | 6 |
| Poole Black | 10 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 20 | 35 | -15 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Poole White | Kyle Webster | 16.50 | 12.30% |
| Poole Red | Martyn Smith | 16.00 | 16.69% |
| Poole Yellow | Ashley Darby-Clarke | 14.00 | 1.45% |
| Poole Blue | Philip Rodrigues | 13.50 | 9.48% |
| Poole Black | Rob Allsopp | 13.50 | 8.23% |
| Poole Red | James Green | 13.50 | 3.10% |
| Poole Red | Ian Zumbuhl | 12.00 | 6.57% |
| Poole Green | Steven Driver | 11.50 | 14.14% |
| Poole Yellow | Robert Hellawell | 11.50 | 8.53% |
| Poole Blue | Dean Williams | 11.50 | 4.17% |
| Poole Green | James Shadbolt | 10.50 | 8.64% |
| Poole Yellow | Nathan Pill | 10.50 | 5.17% |
| Poole Black | Christian O'neill | 9.50 | 5.06% |
| Poole Green | Jack Wilson | 9.00 | 4.60% |
| Poole Yellow | Tony Darby | 9.00 | 1.70% |
| Poole Green | Daniel Hawkins | 8.50 | 4.72% |
| Poole Red | Maciej Swiatowy | 8.50 | 0.80% |
| Poole Green | Alex Simmonds | 8.00 | 4.10% |
| Poole Blue | Stuart Heavens | 8.00 | 3.92% |
| Poole Blue | Jez Graves | 8.00 | 1.93% |
| Poole Red | russell loughnane | 7.50 | 10.03% |
| Poole White | Jamie foot | 7.50 | 5.04% |
| Poole Blue | Daniel Keets | 7.50 | 3.67% |
| Poole White | Jim Lovell | 7.50 | 1.32% |
| Poole Yellow | Christopher McNaught | 6.50 | 6.49% |
| Poole Red | Jordan Manning | 6.50 | 3.30% |
| Poole Yellow | Ian Downer | 6.00 | 4.76% |
| Poole Black | Carl Cahill | 6.00 | 1.91% |
| Poole Blue | Gary Still | 5.00 | 7.50% |
| Poole Black | George Allsopp | 5.00 | 1.80% |
| Poole Green | Rob Grisdale | 5.00 | 1.04% |
| Poole Blue | Russell Keets | 4.50 | 2.62% |
| Poole Black | Matt Whitcher | 4.00 | 5.08% |
| Poole Black | Chris Lawrence | 4.00 | 4.04% |
| Poole Blue | Charlie Saunders | 2.50 | 8.14% |
| Poole Green | Ben Franklin | 2.50 | 0.89% |
| Poole Red | George Snelling | 2.50 | 0.86% |
| Poole White | Adam Sweet | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Poole Red | Farley Baker | 1.50 | -1.14% |
| Poole White | Adam Thompson | 1.00 | 4.05% |
| Poole White | Jack Mead | 1.00 | 3.19% |
| Poole Black | John Connors | 1.00 | 0.53% |
| Poole Green | Ryan Lolley | 1.00 | -0.81% |
| Poole Blue | Connor Doe | 1.00 | -1.72% |
| Poole Red | Mike Bailey | 1.00 | -3.29% |
| Poole White | Kieran Payne | 0.50 | 0.74% |
| Poole Red | David Robson | 0.50 | 0.09% |
| Poole Black | Paul Rodwell | 0.50 | -0.20% |
| Poole White | William Gasper | 0.50 | -0.48% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 07 July
Poole WhiteVS 20:30Poole Red -
Monday 07 July
Poole GreenVS 21:00Poole Black -
Monday 07 July
Poole BlueVS 21:30Poole Yellow
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 16 June
Poole White2 - 9Poole BluePoole Black10 - 7Poole RedPoole Yellow7 - 5Poole Green -
Monday 12 May
Poole Black7 - 10Poole YellowPoole Blue8 - 7Poole GreenPoole White8 - 2Poole Red -
Monday 31 March
Poole Blue6 - 11Poole RedPoole White10 - 14Poole YellowPoole Black7 - 8Poole Green -
Monday 07 July
Poole White0 - 0Poole RedPoole Green0 - 0Poole BlackPoole Blue0 - 0Poole Yellow
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 30 June
Poole Blue15 - 17Poole RedPoole White5 - 3Poole YellowPoole Black9 - 6Poole Green -
Monday 23 June
Poole Yellow5 - 8Poole BlackPoole Green2 - 12Poole BluePoole Red9 - 4Poole White -
Monday 09 June
Poole Yellow13 - 9Poole RedPoole Black4 - 12Poole BluePoole Green7 - 11Poole White -
Monday 02 June
Poole White3 - 5Poole BlackPoole Red9 - 12Poole GreenPoole Blue10 - 5Poole Yellow -
Monday 19 May
Poole Red18 - 9Poole BluePoole Yellow6 - 4Poole WhitePoole Green10 - 6Poole Black -
Monday 28 April
Poole Blue9 - 10Poole WhitePoole Red10 - 6Poole BlackPoole Green18 - 9Poole Yellow -
Monday 14 April
Poole Red14 - 5Poole YellowPoole Blue11 - -1Poole BlackPoole White17 - 13Poole Green -
Monday 07 April
Poole Black6 - 5Poole WhitePoole Green11 - 9Poole RedPoole Yellow8 - 11Poole Blue -
Monday 24 March
Poole Yellow5 - 0Poole BlackPoole Green5 - 11Poole BluePoole Red5 - 6Poole White -
Monday 17 March
Poole White5 - 13Poole BluePoole Black10 - 11Poole RedPoole Yellow9 - 7Poole Green