Poole

Monday | 20:30-22:00

Blandford Close, Hamworthy Poole, BH15 4BF

Welcome to MAN v FAT Poole. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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MAN v FAT Football is a game changer! They say 90% of men lose weight … and they do! MvF helped me to shed 30kg, (25% of my body weight), whilst playing the sport I love. Now I have the honour of helping others to do the same! We are all about long term sustainable changes and healthy choices that improve your waist and your health. We at MAN v FAT Poole pride ourselves on our sense or community and camaraderie. We compete and play the beautiful game on possibly one of the finest surfaces in the county. So why not come and join us, there’s nothing to lose except your waistline!

Dan LLoyd, Coach, Poole

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Poole Blue
5
4
8
2
Poole Red
5
3
6
3
Poole White
5
3
6
4
Poole Green
5
2
4
5
Poole Yellow
5
2
4
6
Poole Black
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Poole Blue 5 4 0 1 55 27 28 8
Poole Red 5 3 0 2 49 38 11 6
Poole White 5 3 0 2 43 46 -3 6
Poole Green 5 2 0 3 54 55 -1 4
Poole Yellow 5 2 0 3 36 50 -14 4
Poole Black 5 1 0 4 21 42 -21 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Poole Blue 5 4 1 0 16 4 12 9
Poole Black 5 3 0 2 7 9 -2 6
Poole White 5 2 1 2 7 11 -4 5
Poole Green 5 2 0 3 7 4 3 4
Poole Yellow 5 2 0 3 4 6 -2 4
Poole Red 5 1 0 4 5 12 -7 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Poole Red 5 5 0 0 22 11 11 10
Poole Blue 5 5 0 0 20 9 11 10
Poole Yellow 5 2 0 3 17 18 -1 4
Poole White 5 1 1 3 15 14 1 3
Poole Green 5 1 0 4 22 33 -11 2
Poole Black 5 0 1 4 5 16 -11 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Poole White Kyle Webster 8.00 4.14%
Poole Yellow Tony Darby 8.00 3.12%
Poole Red Martyn Smith 6.50 6.03%
Poole Green Daniel Hawkins 6.50 4.95%
Poole Blue Dean Williams 6.50 3.57%
Poole Black Rob Allsopp 6.00 4.26%
Poole Green Alex Simmonds 6.00 4.18%
Poole Yellow Ashley Darby-Clarke 6.00 3.02%
Poole White Jamie foot 6.00 2.91%
Poole Red Ian Zumbuhl 6.00 2.80%
Poole Blue Jez Graves 6.00 2.22%
Poole Blue Philip Rodrigues 5.00 5.79%
Poole Yellow Robert Hellawell 5.00 5.26%
Poole Green James Shadbolt 5.00 4.50%
Poole Black Christian O'neill 5.00 2.66%
Poole Red James Green 5.00 1.49%
Poole Yellow Christopher McNaught 3.50 2.89%
Poole White Jim Lovell 3.50 1.81%
Poole Red Maciej Swiatowy 3.00 2.20%
Poole Yellow Nathan Pill 3.00 1.37%
Poole Blue Connor Doe 3.00 0.17%
Poole Green Jack Wilson 2.50 3.78%
Poole Green James Hennessy 2.50 1.51%
Poole Black George Allsopp 2.50 1.12%
Poole Green Rob Grisdale 2.50 1.04%
Poole Blue Daniel Keets 2.50 0.95%
Poole Yellow Scott Gair 2.50 0.87%
Poole Black Carl Cahill 2.00 -0.38%
Poole Green Ben Franklin 1.50 2.22%
Poole Blue Stuart Heavens 1.50 0.44%
Poole Red Farley Baker 1.50 0.29%
Poole Green Adam Sweet 1.50 -0.14%
Poole White Dave Payne 1.00 2.23%
Poole White Zak Read 1.00 2.06%
Poole Yellow Chris Maidment 1.00 1.66%
Poole Red Jordan Manning 1.00 1.25%
Poole Red Mike Bailey 1.00 0.57%
Poole Black Paul Rodwell 1.00 0.50%
Poole Green Ryan Lolley 1.00 0.29%
Poole White Adam Thompson 0.50 2.89%
Poole Green Steven Driver 0.50 1.97%
Poole Blue Russell Keets 0.50 0.75%
Poole Black Carl Bacciocchi 0.50 0.43%
Poole Black John Connors 0.50 -0.43%
Poole Black Jordan Bateson 0.50 -0.80%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 12 May

    Poole White
    VS 20:30
    Poole Red
  • Monday 12 May

    Poole Blue
    VS 21:00
    Poole Green
  • Monday 12 May

    Poole Black
    VS 21:30
    Poole Yellow
  • Monday 16 June

    Poole Yellow
    VS 20:30
    Poole Green
  • Monday 16 June

    Poole Black
    VS 21:00
    Poole Red
  • Monday 16 June

    Poole White
    VS 21:30
    Poole Blue

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 31 March

    Poole Blue
    6 - 11
    Poole Red
    Poole White
    10 - 14
    Poole Yellow
    Poole Black
    7 - 8
    Poole Green
  • Monday 12 May

    Poole White
    0 - 0
    Poole Red
    Poole Blue
    0 - 0
    Poole Green
    Poole Black
    0 - 0
    Poole Yellow
  • Monday 16 June

    Poole Yellow
    0 - 0
    Poole Green
    Poole Black
    0 - 0
    Poole Red
    Poole White
    0 - 0
    Poole Blue

 

  • Monday 19 May

    Poole Green
    VS 20:30
    Poole Black
  • Monday 19 May

    Poole Yellow
    VS 21:00
    Poole White
  • Monday 19 May

    Poole Red
    VS 21:30
    Poole Blue
  • Monday 02 June

    Poole Blue
    VS 20:30
    Poole Yellow
  • Monday 02 June

    Poole Red
    VS 21:00
    Poole Green
  • Monday 02 June

    Poole White
    VS 21:30
    Poole Black
  • Monday 09 June

    Poole Green
    VS 20:30
    Poole White
  • Monday 09 June

    Poole Black
    VS 21:00
    Poole Blue
  • Monday 09 June

    Poole Yellow
    VS 21:30
    Poole Red
  • Monday 23 June

    Poole Red
    VS 20:30
    Poole White
  • Monday 23 June

    Poole Green
    VS 21:00
    Poole Blue
  • Monday 23 June

    Poole Yellow
    VS 21:30
    Poole Black
  • Monday 30 June

    Poole Black
    VS 20:30
    Poole Green
  • Monday 30 June

    Poole White
    VS 21:00
    Poole Yellow
  • Monday 30 June

    Poole Blue
    VS 21:30
    Poole Red

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 28 April

    Poole Blue
    9 - 10
    Poole White
    Poole Red
    10 - 6
    Poole Black
    Poole Green
    18 - 9
    Poole Yellow
  • Monday 14 April

    Poole Red
    14 - 5
    Poole Yellow
    Poole Blue
    11 - -1
    Poole Black
    Poole White
    17 - 13
    Poole Green
  • Monday 07 April

    Poole Black
    6 - 5
    Poole White
    Poole Green
    11 - 9
    Poole Red
    Poole Yellow
    8 - 11
    Poole Blue
  • Monday 24 March

    Poole Yellow
    5 - 0
    Poole Black
    Poole Green
    5 - 11
    Poole Blue
    Poole Red
    5 - 6
    Poole White
  • Monday 17 March

    Poole White
    5 - 13
    Poole Blue
    Poole Black
    10 - 11
    Poole Red
    Poole Yellow
    9 - 7
    Poole Green
  • Monday 19 May

    Poole Green
    0 - 0
    Poole Black
    Poole Yellow
    0 - 0
    Poole White
    Poole Red
    0 - 0
    Poole Blue
  • Monday 02 June

    Poole Blue
    0 - 0
    Poole Yellow
    Poole Red
    0 - 0
    Poole Green
    Poole White
    0 - 0
    Poole Black
  • Monday 09 June

    Poole Green
    0 - 0
    Poole White
    Poole Black
    0 - 0
    Poole Blue
    Poole Yellow
    0 - 0
    Poole Red
  • Monday 23 June

    Poole Red
    0 - 0
    Poole White
    Poole Green
    0 - 0
    Poole Blue
    Poole Yellow
    0 - 0
    Poole Black
  • Monday 30 June

    Poole Black
    0 - 0
    Poole Green
    Poole White
    0 - 0
    Poole Yellow
    Poole Blue
    0 - 0
    Poole Red