Poole

Monday | 20:30-22:00

Blandford Close, Hamworthy Poole, BH15 4BF

Welcome to MAN v FAT Poole. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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MAN v FAT Football is a game changer! They say 90% of men lose weight … and they do! MvF helped me to shed 30kg, (25% of my body weight), whilst playing the sport I love. Now I have the honour of helping others to do the same! We are all about long term sustainable changes and healthy choices that improve your waist and your health. We at MAN v FAT Poole pride ourselves on our sense or community and camaraderie. We compete and play the beautiful game on possibly one of the finest surfaces in the county. So why not come and join us, there’s nothing to lose except your waistline!

Dan LLoyd, Coach, Poole

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Poole Red
6
4
8
2
Poole Blue
6
4
8
3
Poole Green
6
3
6
4
Poole White
6
3
6
5
Poole Yellow
6
3
6
6
Poole Black
6
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Poole Red 6 4 0 2 67 47 20 8
Poole Blue 6 4 0 2 64 45 19 8
Poole Green 6 3 0 3 64 61 3 6
Poole White 6 3 0 3 47 52 -5 6
Poole Yellow 6 3 0 3 42 54 -12 6
Poole Black 6 1 0 5 27 52 -25 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Poole Blue 6 4 1 1 17 8 9 9
Poole White 6 3 1 2 8 9 -1 7
Poole Green 6 3 0 3 9 4 5 6
Poole Black 6 3 0 3 7 11 -4 6
Poole Red 6 2 0 4 9 13 -4 4
Poole Yellow 6 2 0 4 2 7 -5 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Poole Red 6 6 0 0 34 17 17 12
Poole Blue 6 5 0 1 26 21 5 10
Poole Yellow 6 3 0 3 24 19 5 6
Poole Green 6 2 0 4 28 37 -9 4
Poole White 6 1 1 4 16 21 -5 3
Poole Black 6 0 1 5 9 22 -13 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Poole Red Martyn Smith 11.50 9.80%
Poole White Kyle Webster 9.00 7.79%
Poole Yellow Robert Hellawell 9.00 6.55%
Poole Yellow Ashley Darby-Clarke 9.00 2.41%
Poole Red James Green 9.00 2.11%
Poole Blue Dean Williams 8.50 4.25%
Poole Yellow Tony Darby 8.50 3.12%
Poole Green Daniel Hawkins 8.00 5.17%
Poole Red Maciej Swiatowy 8.00 5.09%
Poole Black Christian O'neill 7.00 2.92%
Poole Black Rob Allsopp 6.50 4.64%
Poole Green Alex Simmonds 6.50 4.36%
Poole Red Ian Zumbuhl 6.50 4.29%
Poole White Jamie foot 6.50 2.91%
Poole Blue Philip Rodrigues 6.00 6.94%
Poole Green James Shadbolt 6.00 6.51%
Poole Blue Jez Graves 6.00 2.22%
Poole Green Steven Driver 5.50 8.14%
Poole Yellow Christopher McNaught 5.50 5.17%
Poole White Jim Lovell 5.50 2.05%
Poole Blue Gary Still 4.50 5.86%
Poole Blue Daniel Keets 4.50 2.37%
Poole Green Jack Wilson 3.50 4.05%
Poole Yellow Nathan Pill 3.50 2.43%
Poole Black Carl Cahill 3.50 1.43%
Poole Black George Allsopp 3.00 2.54%
Poole Green Rob Grisdale 3.00 1.76%
Poole Blue Connor Doe 3.00 0.17%
Poole Blue Stuart Heavens 2.50 2.53%
Poole Red Jordan Manning 2.50 2.16%
Poole Green Adam Sweet 2.50 1.22%
Poole Yellow Scott Gair 2.50 0.87%
Poole Green Ben Franklin 1.50 0.76%
Poole Black John Connors 1.50 0.75%
Poole Yellow Steve Mannion 1.50 0.63%
Poole Red Farley Baker 1.50 0.29%
Poole White Adam Thompson 1.00 4.05%
Poole White Dave Payne 1.00 1.52%
Poole Yellow Chris Maidment 1.00 1.41%
Poole Green Ryan Lolley 1.00 -0.81%
Poole Red Mike Bailey 1.00 -3.29%
Poole Black Matt Whitcher 0.50 2.09%
Poole Yellow George Gyimah 0.50 0.57%
Poole Green James Hennessy 0.50 -0.58%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 16 June

    Poole Yellow
    VS 20:30
    Poole Green
  • Monday 16 June

    Poole Black
    VS 21:00
    Poole Red
  • Monday 16 June

    Poole White
    VS 21:30
    Poole Blue

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 12 May

    Poole Black
    7 - 10
    Poole Yellow
    Poole Blue
    8 - 7
    Poole Green
    Poole White
    8 - 2
    Poole Red
  • Monday 31 March

    Poole Blue
    6 - 11
    Poole Red
    Poole White
    10 - 14
    Poole Yellow
    Poole Black
    7 - 8
    Poole Green
  • Monday 16 June

    Poole Yellow
    0 - 0
    Poole Green
    Poole Black
    0 - 0
    Poole Red
    Poole White
    0 - 0
    Poole Blue

 

  • Monday 02 June

    Poole Blue
    VS 20:30
    Poole Yellow
  • Monday 02 June

    Poole Red
    VS 21:00
    Poole Green
  • Monday 02 June

    Poole White
    VS 21:30
    Poole Black
  • Monday 09 June

    Poole Green
    VS 20:30
    Poole White
  • Monday 09 June

    Poole Black
    VS 21:00
    Poole Blue
  • Monday 09 June

    Poole Yellow
    VS 21:30
    Poole Red
  • Monday 23 June

    Poole Red
    VS 20:30
    Poole White
  • Monday 23 June

    Poole Green
    VS 21:00
    Poole Blue
  • Monday 23 June

    Poole Yellow
    VS 21:30
    Poole Black
  • Monday 30 June

    Poole Black
    VS 20:30
    Poole Green
  • Monday 30 June

    Poole White
    VS 21:00
    Poole Yellow
  • Monday 30 June

    Poole Blue
    VS 21:30
    Poole Red

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 19 May

    Poole Red
    18 - 9
    Poole Blue
    Poole Yellow
    6 - 4
    Poole White
    Poole Green
    10 - 6
    Poole Black
  • Monday 28 April

    Poole Blue
    9 - 10
    Poole White
    Poole Red
    10 - 6
    Poole Black
    Poole Green
    18 - 9
    Poole Yellow
  • Monday 14 April

    Poole Red
    14 - 5
    Poole Yellow
    Poole Blue
    11 - -1
    Poole Black
    Poole White
    17 - 13
    Poole Green
  • Monday 07 April

    Poole Black
    6 - 5
    Poole White
    Poole Green
    11 - 9
    Poole Red
    Poole Yellow
    8 - 11
    Poole Blue
  • Monday 24 March

    Poole Yellow
    5 - 0
    Poole Black
    Poole Green
    5 - 11
    Poole Blue
    Poole Red
    5 - 6
    Poole White
  • Monday 17 March

    Poole White
    5 - 13
    Poole Blue
    Poole Black
    10 - 11
    Poole Red
    Poole Yellow
    9 - 7
    Poole Green
  • Monday 02 June

    Poole Blue
    0 - 0
    Poole Yellow
    Poole Red
    0 - 0
    Poole Green
    Poole White
    0 - 0
    Poole Black
  • Monday 09 June

    Poole Green
    0 - 0
    Poole White
    Poole Black
    0 - 0
    Poole Blue
    Poole Yellow
    0 - 0
    Poole Red
  • Monday 23 June

    Poole Red
    0 - 0
    Poole White
    Poole Green
    0 - 0
    Poole Blue
    Poole Yellow
    0 - 0
    Poole Black
  • Monday 30 June

    Poole Black
    0 - 0
    Poole Green
    Poole White
    0 - 0
    Poole Yellow
    Poole Blue
    0 - 0
    Poole Red