Poole
MAN v FAT Football is a game changer! They say 90% of men lose weight … and they do! MvF helped me to shed 30kg, (25% of my body weight), whilst playing the sport I love. Now I have the honour of helping others to do the same! We are all about long term sustainable changes and healthy choices that improve your waist and your health. We at MAN v FAT Poole pride ourselves on our sense or community and camaraderie. We compete and play the beautiful game on possibly one of the finest surfaces in the county. So why not come and join us, there’s nothing to lose except your waistline!
Dan LLoyd, Coach, Poole
Leaderboard
Season Ten | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Poole Blue
5
4
8
2
Poole Red
5
3
6
3
Poole White
5
3
6
4
Poole Green
5
2
4
5
Poole Yellow
5
2
4
6
Poole Black
5
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Blue | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 55 | 27 | 28 | 8 |
| Poole Red | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 49 | 38 | 11 | 6 |
| Poole White | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 43 | 46 | -3 | 6 |
| Poole Green | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 54 | 55 | -1 | 4 |
| Poole Yellow | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 36 | 50 | -14 | 4 |
| Poole Black | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 21 | 42 | -21 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Blue | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 4 | 12 | 9 |
| Poole Black | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 9 | -2 | 6 |
| Poole White | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 5 |
| Poole Green | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 4 |
| Poole Yellow | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 4 |
| Poole Red | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 12 | -7 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Red | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 11 | 11 | 10 |
| Poole Blue | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 9 | 11 | 10 |
| Poole Yellow | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 18 | -1 | 4 |
| Poole White | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 3 |
| Poole Green | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 22 | 33 | -11 | 2 |
| Poole Black | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 16 | -11 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Poole White | Kyle Webster | 8.00 | 4.14% |
| Poole Yellow | Tony Darby | 8.00 | 3.12% |
| Poole Red | Martyn Smith | 6.50 | 6.03% |
| Poole Green | Daniel Hawkins | 6.50 | 4.95% |
| Poole Blue | Dean Williams | 6.50 | 3.57% |
| Poole Black | Rob Allsopp | 6.00 | 4.26% |
| Poole Green | Alex Simmonds | 6.00 | 4.18% |
| Poole Yellow | Ashley Darby-Clarke | 6.00 | 3.02% |
| Poole White | Jamie foot | 6.00 | 2.91% |
| Poole Red | Ian Zumbuhl | 6.00 | 2.80% |
| Poole Blue | Jez Graves | 6.00 | 2.22% |
| Poole Blue | Philip Rodrigues | 5.00 | 5.79% |
| Poole Yellow | Robert Hellawell | 5.00 | 5.26% |
| Poole Green | James Shadbolt | 5.00 | 4.50% |
| Poole Black | Christian O'neill | 5.00 | 2.66% |
| Poole Red | James Green | 5.00 | 1.49% |
| Poole Yellow | Christopher McNaught | 3.50 | 2.89% |
| Poole White | Jim Lovell | 3.50 | 1.81% |
| Poole Red | Maciej Swiatowy | 3.00 | 2.20% |
| Poole Yellow | Nathan Pill | 3.00 | 1.37% |
| Poole Blue | Connor Doe | 3.00 | 0.17% |
| Poole Green | Jack Wilson | 2.50 | 3.78% |
| Poole Green | James Hennessy | 2.50 | 1.51% |
| Poole Black | George Allsopp | 2.50 | 1.12% |
| Poole Green | Rob Grisdale | 2.50 | 1.04% |
| Poole Blue | Daniel Keets | 2.50 | 0.95% |
| Poole Yellow | Scott Gair | 2.50 | 0.87% |
| Poole Black | Carl Cahill | 2.00 | -0.38% |
| Poole Green | Ben Franklin | 1.50 | 2.22% |
| Poole Blue | Stuart Heavens | 1.50 | 0.44% |
| Poole Red | Farley Baker | 1.50 | 0.29% |
| Poole Green | Adam Sweet | 1.50 | -0.14% |
| Poole White | Dave Payne | 1.00 | 2.23% |
| Poole White | Zak Read | 1.00 | 2.06% |
| Poole Yellow | Chris Maidment | 1.00 | 1.66% |
| Poole Red | Jordan Manning | 1.00 | 1.25% |
| Poole Red | Mike Bailey | 1.00 | 0.57% |
| Poole Black | Paul Rodwell | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| Poole Green | Ryan Lolley | 1.00 | 0.29% |
| Poole White | Adam Thompson | 0.50 | 2.89% |
| Poole Green | Steven Driver | 0.50 | 1.97% |
| Poole Blue | Russell Keets | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Poole Black | Carl Bacciocchi | 0.50 | 0.43% |
| Poole Black | John Connors | 0.50 | -0.43% |
| Poole Black | Jordan Bateson | 0.50 | -0.80% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 12 May
Poole WhiteVS 20:30Poole Red -
Monday 12 May
Poole BlueVS 21:00Poole Green -
Monday 12 May
Poole BlackVS 21:30Poole Yellow -
Monday 16 June
Poole YellowVS 20:30Poole Green -
Monday 16 June
Poole BlackVS 21:00Poole Red -
Monday 16 June
Poole WhiteVS 21:30Poole Blue
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 31 March
Poole Blue6 - 11Poole RedPoole White10 - 14Poole YellowPoole Black7 - 8Poole Green -
Monday 12 May
Poole White0 - 0Poole RedPoole Blue0 - 0Poole GreenPoole Black0 - 0Poole Yellow -
Monday 16 June
Poole Yellow0 - 0Poole GreenPoole Black0 - 0Poole RedPoole White0 - 0Poole Blue
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Monday 19 May
Poole GreenVS 20:30Poole Black -
Monday 19 May
Poole YellowVS 21:00Poole White -
Monday 19 May
Poole RedVS 21:30Poole Blue -
Monday 02 June
Poole BlueVS 20:30Poole Yellow -
Monday 02 June
Poole RedVS 21:00Poole Green -
Monday 02 June
Poole WhiteVS 21:30Poole Black -
Monday 09 June
Poole GreenVS 20:30Poole White -
Monday 09 June
Poole BlackVS 21:00Poole Blue -
Monday 09 June
Poole YellowVS 21:30Poole Red -
Monday 23 June
Poole RedVS 20:30Poole White -
Monday 23 June
Poole GreenVS 21:00Poole Blue -
Monday 23 June
Poole YellowVS 21:30Poole Black -
Monday 30 June
Poole BlackVS 20:30Poole Green -
Monday 30 June
Poole WhiteVS 21:00Poole Yellow -
Monday 30 June
Poole BlueVS 21:30Poole Red
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 28 April
Poole Blue9 - 10Poole WhitePoole Red10 - 6Poole BlackPoole Green18 - 9Poole Yellow -
Monday 14 April
Poole Red14 - 5Poole YellowPoole Blue11 - -1Poole BlackPoole White17 - 13Poole Green -
Monday 07 April
Poole Black6 - 5Poole WhitePoole Green11 - 9Poole RedPoole Yellow8 - 11Poole Blue -
Monday 24 March
Poole Yellow5 - 0Poole BlackPoole Green5 - 11Poole BluePoole Red5 - 6Poole White -
Monday 17 March
Poole White5 - 13Poole BluePoole Black10 - 11Poole RedPoole Yellow9 - 7Poole Green -
Monday 19 May
Poole Green0 - 0Poole BlackPoole Yellow0 - 0Poole WhitePoole Red0 - 0Poole Blue -
Monday 02 June
Poole Blue0 - 0Poole YellowPoole Red0 - 0Poole GreenPoole White0 - 0Poole Black -
Monday 09 June
Poole Green0 - 0Poole WhitePoole Black0 - 0Poole BluePoole Yellow0 - 0Poole Red -
Monday 23 June
Poole Red0 - 0Poole WhitePoole Green0 - 0Poole BluePoole Yellow0 - 0Poole Black -
Monday 30 June
Poole Black0 - 0Poole GreenPoole White0 - 0Poole YellowPoole Blue0 - 0Poole Red