Poole
MAN v FAT Football is a game changer! They say 90% of men lose weight … and they do! MvF helped me to shed 30kg, (25% of my body weight), whilst playing the sport I love. Now I have the honour of helping others to do the same! We are all about long term sustainable changes and healthy choices that improve your waist and your health. We at MAN v FAT Poole pride ourselves on our sense or community and camaraderie. We compete and play the beautiful game on possibly one of the finest surfaces in the county. So why not come and join us, there’s nothing to lose except your waistline!
Dan LLoyd, Coach, Poole
Leaderboard
Season Ten | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Poole Red
6
4
8
2
Poole Blue
6
4
8
3
Poole Green
6
3
6
4
Poole White
6
3
6
5
Poole Yellow
6
3
6
6
Poole Black
6
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Red | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 67 | 47 | 20 | 8 |
| Poole Blue | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 64 | 45 | 19 | 8 |
| Poole Green | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 64 | 61 | 3 | 6 |
| Poole White | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 47 | 52 | -5 | 6 |
| Poole Yellow | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 42 | 54 | -12 | 6 |
| Poole Black | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 27 | 52 | -25 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Blue | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 8 | 9 | 9 |
| Poole White | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 7 |
| Poole Green | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| Poole Black | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 6 |
| Poole Red | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 4 |
| Poole Yellow | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Red | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 17 | 17 | 12 |
| Poole Blue | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 21 | 5 | 10 |
| Poole Yellow | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 19 | 5 | 6 |
| Poole Green | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 28 | 37 | -9 | 4 |
| Poole White | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 16 | 21 | -5 | 3 |
| Poole Black | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 9 | 22 | -13 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Red | Martyn Smith | 11.50 | 9.80% |
| Poole White | Kyle Webster | 9.00 | 7.79% |
| Poole Yellow | Robert Hellawell | 9.00 | 6.55% |
| Poole Yellow | Ashley Darby-Clarke | 9.00 | 2.41% |
| Poole Red | James Green | 9.00 | 2.11% |
| Poole Blue | Dean Williams | 8.50 | 4.25% |
| Poole Yellow | Tony Darby | 8.50 | 3.12% |
| Poole Green | Daniel Hawkins | 8.00 | 5.17% |
| Poole Red | Maciej Swiatowy | 8.00 | 5.09% |
| Poole Black | Christian O'neill | 7.00 | 2.92% |
| Poole Black | Rob Allsopp | 6.50 | 4.64% |
| Poole Green | Alex Simmonds | 6.50 | 4.36% |
| Poole Red | Ian Zumbuhl | 6.50 | 4.29% |
| Poole White | Jamie foot | 6.50 | 2.91% |
| Poole Blue | Philip Rodrigues | 6.00 | 6.94% |
| Poole Green | James Shadbolt | 6.00 | 6.51% |
| Poole Blue | Jez Graves | 6.00 | 2.22% |
| Poole Green | Steven Driver | 5.50 | 8.14% |
| Poole Yellow | Christopher McNaught | 5.50 | 5.17% |
| Poole White | Jim Lovell | 5.50 | 2.05% |
| Poole Blue | Gary Still | 4.50 | 5.86% |
| Poole Blue | Daniel Keets | 4.50 | 2.37% |
| Poole Green | Jack Wilson | 3.50 | 4.05% |
| Poole Yellow | Nathan Pill | 3.50 | 2.43% |
| Poole Black | Carl Cahill | 3.50 | 1.43% |
| Poole Black | George Allsopp | 3.00 | 2.54% |
| Poole Green | Rob Grisdale | 3.00 | 1.76% |
| Poole Blue | Connor Doe | 3.00 | 0.17% |
| Poole Blue | Stuart Heavens | 2.50 | 2.53% |
| Poole Red | Jordan Manning | 2.50 | 2.16% |
| Poole Green | Adam Sweet | 2.50 | 1.22% |
| Poole Yellow | Scott Gair | 2.50 | 0.87% |
| Poole Green | Ben Franklin | 1.50 | 0.76% |
| Poole Black | John Connors | 1.50 | 0.75% |
| Poole Yellow | Steve Mannion | 1.50 | 0.63% |
| Poole Red | Farley Baker | 1.50 | 0.29% |
| Poole White | Adam Thompson | 1.00 | 4.05% |
| Poole White | Dave Payne | 1.00 | 1.52% |
| Poole Yellow | Chris Maidment | 1.00 | 1.41% |
| Poole Green | Ryan Lolley | 1.00 | -0.81% |
| Poole Red | Mike Bailey | 1.00 | -3.29% |
| Poole Black | Matt Whitcher | 0.50 | 2.09% |
| Poole Yellow | George Gyimah | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| Poole Green | James Hennessy | 0.50 | -0.58% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 16 June
Poole YellowVS 20:30Poole Green -
Monday 16 June
Poole BlackVS 21:00Poole Red -
Monday 16 June
Poole WhiteVS 21:30Poole Blue
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 12 May
Poole Black7 - 10Poole YellowPoole Blue8 - 7Poole GreenPoole White8 - 2Poole Red -
Monday 31 March
Poole Blue6 - 11Poole RedPoole White10 - 14Poole YellowPoole Black7 - 8Poole Green -
Monday 16 June
Poole Yellow0 - 0Poole GreenPoole Black0 - 0Poole RedPoole White0 - 0Poole Blue
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Monday 02 June
Poole BlueVS 20:30Poole Yellow -
Monday 02 June
Poole RedVS 21:00Poole Green -
Monday 02 June
Poole WhiteVS 21:30Poole Black -
Monday 09 June
Poole GreenVS 20:30Poole White -
Monday 09 June
Poole BlackVS 21:00Poole Blue -
Monday 09 June
Poole YellowVS 21:30Poole Red -
Monday 23 June
Poole RedVS 20:30Poole White -
Monday 23 June
Poole GreenVS 21:00Poole Blue -
Monday 23 June
Poole YellowVS 21:30Poole Black -
Monday 30 June
Poole BlackVS 20:30Poole Green -
Monday 30 June
Poole WhiteVS 21:00Poole Yellow -
Monday 30 June
Poole BlueVS 21:30Poole Red
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 19 May
Poole Red18 - 9Poole BluePoole Yellow6 - 4Poole WhitePoole Green10 - 6Poole Black -
Monday 28 April
Poole Blue9 - 10Poole WhitePoole Red10 - 6Poole BlackPoole Green18 - 9Poole Yellow -
Monday 14 April
Poole Red14 - 5Poole YellowPoole Blue11 - -1Poole BlackPoole White17 - 13Poole Green -
Monday 07 April
Poole Black6 - 5Poole WhitePoole Green11 - 9Poole RedPoole Yellow8 - 11Poole Blue -
Monday 24 March
Poole Yellow5 - 0Poole BlackPoole Green5 - 11Poole BluePoole Red5 - 6Poole White -
Monday 17 March
Poole White5 - 13Poole BluePoole Black10 - 11Poole RedPoole Yellow9 - 7Poole Green -
Monday 02 June
Poole Blue0 - 0Poole YellowPoole Red0 - 0Poole GreenPoole White0 - 0Poole Black -
Monday 09 June
Poole Green0 - 0Poole WhitePoole Black0 - 0Poole BluePoole Yellow0 - 0Poole Red -
Monday 23 June
Poole Red0 - 0Poole WhitePoole Green0 - 0Poole BluePoole Yellow0 - 0Poole Black -
Monday 30 June
Poole Black0 - 0Poole GreenPoole White0 - 0Poole YellowPoole Blue0 - 0Poole Red