Portsmouth

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Goals Portsmouth, Tangier Road Portsmouth, PO3 6QA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Portsmouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch as soon as a place becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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During the last two and a half years working with MANvFAT Football, I have observed many benefits to the programme and how it can positively impact lifestyle change amongst individuals. Not only have I witnessed many weight loss success stories, but the programme provides an inclusive environment for men who love to play football and want to lose weight. I would welcome any new individuals to join the growing MANvFAT community in Portsmouth.

Martin Beeson , Coach, Portsmouth

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Eighteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Back Fat United
8
6
12
2
Bluebelly Muffin Tops
8
5
11
3
Yellow Bellies
8
3
7
4
Red Star Bellyfrade
8
3
7
5
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
8
3
6
6
Real Madras.
8
2
5

In the last two years with MAN v FAT, I've successfully shed 80 kilograms. The camaraderie among the players in the Portsmouth is simply incredible, with everyone offering unwavering support on my weight loss journey. Additionally, I've gained wonderful new friends through this experience, which has been an unexpected and delightful perk. I'm eagerly anticipating the next stage of my journey as I aim to lose an additional 20 kilograms to reach my ideal weight!

Alex Cook

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Back Fat United 8 6 0 2 89 60 29 12
Bluebelly Muffin Tops 8 5 1 2 94 54 40 11
Yellow Bellies 8 3 1 4 65 74 -9 7
Red Star Bellyfrade 8 3 1 4 71 95 -24 7
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers 8 3 0 5 48 54 -6 6
Real Madras. 8 2 1 5 51 81 -30 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bluebelly Muffin Tops 8 6 1 1 61 38 23 13
Back Fat United 8 6 0 2 74 44 30 12
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers 8 3 1 4 41 48 -7 7
Yellow Bellies 8 2 3 3 53 62 -9 7
Red Star Bellyfrade 8 3 0 5 51 79 -28 6
Real Madras. 8 1 1 6 53 62 -9 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Star Bellyfrade 8 5 0 3 14 8 6 10
Back Fat United 8 5 0 3 6 10 -4 10
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers 8 4 1 3 5 -1 6 9
Yellow Bellies 8 4 0 4 7 5 2 8
Bluebelly Muffin Tops 8 3 1 4 21 12 9 7
Real Madras. 8 2 0 6 -8 11 -19 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Bluebelly Muffin Tops Daniel Thomson 10.50 5.92%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops Adam Warner 8.50 2.89%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops Alex Cook 8.00 7.77%
Yellow Bellies felix pickard 6.50 4.38%
Red Star Bellyfrade Ryan Nair 3.50 3.61%
Back Fat United Lewis Staples 3.50 3.37%
Real Madras. Moses Ayande 3.50 3.00%
Bluebelly Muffin Tops Graham Redgewell 3.50 1.54%
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Benjamin Walton 3.00 2.01%
Real Madras. Ola Kasali 2.50 2.52%
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Matt Daysh 2.50 2.29%
Back Fat United Darnell Patrick 2.50 2.11%
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Jason Gibbs 0.50 0.95%
Yellow Bellies Morgan Collis 0.50 0.70%
Back Fat United James Breeze 0.50 -0.11%
Back Fat United Matt Jenkins 0.50 -1.44%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 30 April

    Real Madras.
    VS 19:30
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 30 April

    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    VS 20:00
    Red Star Bellyfrade

  • Tuesday 30 April

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Bellies

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 02 April

    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    8 - 1
    Real Madras.
    Yellow Bellies
    0 - 5
    Back Fat United
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 5
    Red Star Bellyfrade

  • Tuesday 05 March

    Yellow Bellies
    12 - 8
    Red Star Bellyfrade
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    8 - 4
    Real Madras.
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    10 - 15
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 30 April

    Real Madras.
    0 - 0
    Back Fat United
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellyfrade
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bellies

 

  • Tuesday 07 May

    Red Star Bellyfrade
    VS 19:30
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers

  • Tuesday 07 May

    Back Fat United
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Bellies

  • Tuesday 07 May

    Real Madras.
    VS 20:30
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops

  • Tuesday 14 May

    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    VS 19:30
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 14 May

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 14 May

    Yellow Bellies
    VS 20:30
    Red Star Bellyfrade

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 23 April

    Real Madras.
    15 - 6
    Red Star Bellyfrade
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    16 - 8
    Yellow Bellies
    Back Fat United
    8 - 7
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers

  • Tuesday 16 April

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    1 - 7
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    Red Star Bellyfrade
    6 - 16
    Back Fat United
    Yellow Bellies
    7 - 7
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 09 April

    Red Star Bellyfrade
    16 - 10
    Yellow Bellies
    Real Madras.
    5 - 8
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    Back Fat United
    5 - 14
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops

  • Tuesday 26 March

    Yellow Bellies
    1 - 0
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    Red Star Bellyfrade
    13 - 12
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    Back Fat United
    13 - 5
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 19 March

    Red Star Bellyfrade
    12 - 1
    Real Madras.
    Yellow Bellies
    13 - 11
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    3 - 13
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 12 March

    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    7 - 2
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    Back Fat United
    17 - 3
    Red Star Bellyfrade
    Real Madras.
    7 - 5
    Yellow Bellies

  • Tuesday 27 February

    Real Madras.
    3 - 18
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    Back Fat United
    5 - 14
    Yellow Bellies
    Red Star Bellyfrade
    6 - 15
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers

  • Tuesday 20 February

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    12 - 7
    Yellow Bellies
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    9 - 9
    Red Star Bellyfrade
    Real Madras.
    8 - 12
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 07 May

    Red Star Bellyfrade
    0 - 0
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    Back Fat United
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bellies
    Real Madras.
    0 - 0
    Bluebelly Muffin Tops

  • Tuesday 14 May

    Bluebelly Muffin Tops
    0 - 0
    Back Fat United
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Real Madras.
    Yellow Bellies
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellyfrade