Portsmouth

Tuesday | 19:30-21:30

Goals Portsmouth, Tangier Road Portsmouth, PO3 6QA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Portsmouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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During the last two and a half years working with MANvFAT Football, I have observed many benefits to the programme and how it can positively impact lifestyle change amongst individuals. Not only have I witnessed many weight loss success stories, but the programme provides an inclusive environment for men who love to play football and want to lose weight. I would welcome any new individuals to join the growing MANvFAT community in Portsmouth.

Martin Beeson , Coach, Portsmouth

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Madras.
5
4
8
2
Back Fat United
5
3
6
3
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
5
3
6
4
Red Star Bellygrade.
5
0
0

In the last two years with MAN v FAT, I've successfully shed 80 kilograms. The camaraderie among the players in the Portsmouth is simply incredible, with everyone offering unwavering support on my weight loss journey. Additionally, I've gained wonderful new friends through this experience, which has been an unexpected and delightful perk. I'm eagerly anticipating the next stage of my journey as I aim to lose an additional 20 kilograms to reach my ideal weight!

Alex Cook

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras. 5 4 0 1 43 38 5 8
Back Fat United 5 3 0 2 52 42 10 6
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers 5 3 0 2 41 36 5 6
Red Star Bellygrade. 5 0 0 5 31 51 -20 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras. 5 3 1 1 37 25 12 7
Back Fat United 5 3 0 2 37 26 11 6
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers 5 3 0 2 27 26 1 6
Red Star Bellygrade. 5 0 1 4 16 40 -24 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Back Fat United 5 3 0 2 10 10 0 6
Red Star Bellygrade. 5 2 1 2 10 5 5 5
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers 5 1 3 1 8 8 0 5
Real Madras. 5 1 2 2 3 8 -5 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Back Fat United Paul Berwick 6.50 5.84%
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Adam Warner 6.00 0.52%
Back Fat United Ashton Pettit 5.50 4.13%
Back Fat United George Couling 4.00 4.32%
Real Madras. Ryan Stewart 3.50 3.33%
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Lee Juster 2.50 3.11%
Back Fat United Ethan Pettit 2.50 2.80%
Real Madras. Chris Turley 2.50 2.71%
Back Fat United James Breeze 2.50 1.69%
Red Star Bellygrade. Chris Young 1.50 1.51%
Real Madras. Matt Daysh 1.50 0.11%
Red Star Bellygrade. Andrew Prismall 1.00 1.07%
Forest Ate No Greens Rovers Natty Booth 0.50 1.20%
Real Madras. Aaron Blunt 0.50 -0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Real Madras.
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 20:00
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Back Fat United
    VS 20:00
    Red Star Bellygrade.

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Red Star Bellygrade.
    7 - 13
    Back Fat United
    Real Madras.
    12 - 2
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Back Fat United
    11 - 1
    Real Madras.
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    7 - 3
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Real Madras.
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Real Madras.
    Back Fat United
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellygrade.

 

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Real Madras.
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 20:00
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Real Madras.
    VS 20:00
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Red Star Bellygrade.
    VS 19:30
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Back Fat United
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras.

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Real Madras.
    9 - 8
    Back Fat United
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    2 - 7
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    9 - 10
    Back Fat United
    Real Madras.
    9 - 7
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 15 April

    Real Madras.
    6 - 2
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    Back Fat United
    18 - 8
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    11 - 9
    Back Fat United
    Real Madras.
    10 - 9
    Red Star Bellygrade.

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Back Fat United
    7 - 5
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    12 - 9
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Real Madras.
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    Real Madras.
    0 - 0
    Back Fat United

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Red Star Bellygrade.
    0 - 0
    Back Fat United
    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Real Madras.

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Forest Ate No Greens Rovers
    0 - 0
    Red Star Bellygrade.
    Back Fat United
    0 - 0
    Real Madras.