Scunthorpe

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Frederick Gough School, Grange Lane South Scunthorpe, DN16 3NG

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smash it on the scales, and enjoy the banter on the pitch

Dave Bell, Coach, Scunthorpe

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
12
11
23
2
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
12
7
16
3
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
12
7
15
4
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
12
5
11
5
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
12
5
11
6
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
12
3
7
7
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
12
3
7
8
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
12
2
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 12 11 1 0 144 55 89 23
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 12 7 2 3 95 82 13 16
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 12 7 1 4 91 84 7 15
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 12 5 1 6 91 85 6 11
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 12 5 1 6 74 84 -10 11
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 12 3 1 8 71 94 -23 7
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 12 3 1 8 51 86 -35 7
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 12 2 2 8 51 98 -47 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 12 9 2 1 29 5 24 20
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 12 5 4 3 28 29 -1 14
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 12 5 3 4 41 33 8 13
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 12 4 4 4 30 37 -7 12
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 12 5 1 6 31 28 3 11
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 12 4 2 6 44 32 12 10
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 12 4 2 6 27 39 -12 10
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 12 3 0 9 25 52 -27 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 12 10 0 2 72 25 47 20
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 12 8 1 3 36 23 13 17
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 12 6 2 4 23 20 3 14
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 12 4 3 5 19 21 -2 11
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 12 4 3 5 16 26 -10 11
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 12 4 2 6 1 7 -6 10
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 12 4 2 6 12 23 -11 10
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 12 1 1 10 -3 31 -34 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Tom Baker 14.50 5.27%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Phil Harris 14.00 0.00%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Aidan Cuttell 13.50 10.48%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Nick Jennings 10.50 7.65%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Gibson 9.00 0.79%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Jamie Hannath 8.50 4.59%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Mathew Brown 8.00 -6.04%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) David Steward 7.50 -0.52%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Antony Bentley 6.50 3.01%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Darren Butler 6.50 1.40%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Anthony Dickinson 6.00 4.21%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Boulton 6.00 -1.31%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Liam Harris 6.00 -3.19%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Josh Chester 5.50 5.33%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Martin Cowling 5.50 2.93%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Jake Shipley 5.50 2.11%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Evan Charlesworth 5.50 -0.45%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Joe Clayton 5.50 -3.07%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Andrew Dodd 5.00 1.91%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Hannath 5.00 -2.40%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Ben Newton 4.50 0.23%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) William Farrell 4.50 -2.01%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Shane Bourne 4.00 1.22%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Chris O'Mara 4.00 0.89%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Will Scotson 3.50 4.84%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Eric Eddy 3.50 4.14%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Ian Gillatt 3.50 0.39%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Danny Waddingham 3.50 -2.61%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Josh Milner 3.00 4.74%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Sam Robertshaw 3.00 3.53%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Christopher Shaw 3.00 2.46%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Ian Shipley 3.00 -0.11%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Hale 3.00 -0.35%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Sam Panter 3.00 -1.56%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Dennis Drury 3.00 -3.12%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Cal Brin 3.00 -6.55%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Karl Johnson 2.50 0.08%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Pete Loughlin 2.50 -1.18%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Edd Payling 2.50 -2.46%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Symon Fowler 2.50 -3.18%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Nathaniel Heath 2.50 -4.65%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Glenn Watson 2.50 -8.16%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Warren Bailey 2.00 -0.09%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Leon Miller-thacker 2.00 -1.80%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Nathan Grainger 2.00 -2.04%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Eddie Johnson 2.00 -4.20%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Darren Fields 2.00 -5.24%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Michael Thickett 1.50 -4.56%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Darren McHale 1.50 -5.31%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Damian Przybylek 1.50 -6.06%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) James Pearcy 1.00 1.09%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Mark A Evans 1.00 -0.98%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Taylor Fields 1.00 -1.07%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Craig Catchpole 1.00 -2.27%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Dan Fixter 1.00 -6.80%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Rick Ellis 0.50 1.25%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 16 January

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 16 January

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 16 January

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 16 January

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 23 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 23 January

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 19:30
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 23 January

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 20:00
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 23 January

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 09 January

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    4 - 8
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    3 - 10
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    8 - 8
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    6 - 8
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 19 December

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    5 - 8
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 8
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    13 - 7
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    8 - 1
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 12 December

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    6 - 14
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    3 - 6
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    12 - 3
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    4 - 6
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 05 December

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    8 - 10
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    11 - 5
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    10 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    10 - 6
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 28 November

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    17 - 3
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    6 - 6
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 5
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    12 - 2
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 21 November

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    8 - 5
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    8 - 5
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    12 - 6
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    2 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 31 October

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    9 - 4
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    6 - 17
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 5
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 11
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 24 October

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    2 - 7
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    10 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    3 - 12
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    17 - 3
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 17 October

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    8 - 4
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 2
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    4 - 6
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 12
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 10 October

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    13 - 11
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    6 - 6
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    6 - 12
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    10 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 03 October

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    10 - 10
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    2 - 11
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    7 - 7
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    7 - 4
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 26 September

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    3 - 11
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    5 - 7
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    12 - 10
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 7
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 16 January

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 23 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)