Darlington

Wednesday | 20:00-21:00

Humbers Knot Academy, Edinburgh Dr, Darlington Darlington, DL3 8AR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Darlington. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Wednesday night we meet, weigh in and play football. At Darlington, we are a team of like minded men who are on a weight loss journey together. We are about creation and maintaining those healthy habits while supporting and encouraging each other on and off the pitch. Come along and join the team and let us help you achieve those goals.

Ian Mcgee, Coach, Darlington

Leaderboard

Season Eight | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
16
8
18
2
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
16
8
16
3
Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
16
6
14

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) 16 8 2 6 107 100 7 18
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) 16 8 0 8 110 104 6 16
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) 16 6 2 8 99 112 -13 14
P W D L F A GD PTS
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) 16 9 3 4 25 16 9 21
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) 16 10 0 6 29 20 9 20
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) 16 2 3 11 13 31 -18 7
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) 16 10 1 5 53 48 5 21
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) 16 7 1 8 55 47 8 15
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) 16 6 0 10 42 55 -13 12
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Gareth Thomas 22.00 10.34%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Joel Hoggarth 21.00 8.00%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Jacob Sedgwick 18.00 8.34%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Carl Mansfield 16.00 6.14%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Chris Hakin 16.00 2.37%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Michael Taylor 11.00 4.56%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) James Lusted 10.00 0.00%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Michael Roberts 10.00 -0.95%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Andrew Coates 8.00 4.58%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Scott Shaw 8.00 2.14%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Luis Dunford 7.00 4.69%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Blake Roddam 6.00 2.12%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Dave Smith 6.00 -0.22%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Paul Mann 5.00 0.36%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Tom Southworth 5.00 0.33%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Mathew Whitehead 5.00 -0.32%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Jamie Nicholson 5.00 -0.47%
Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds) Jamie Foster-metcalfe 4.00 1.44%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Nathan Brown 3.00 4.89%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Dave Sheppard 3.00 2.15%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Charlie Foster-Metcalfe 3.00 1.95%
Real Madras (Darlington Whites) Liam Bailey 2.00 3.49%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Ben Kelly 2.00 0.35%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Gavin Whaites 1.00 0.90%
Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues) Harbaljit Singh-Bhangu 1.00 0.41%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 14 August

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)

  • Wednesday 14 August

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    VS 20:15
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)

  • Wednesday 14 August

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 24 July

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    1 - 9
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    5 - 2
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    6 - 5
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)

  • Wednesday 19 June

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    7 - 7
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    7 - 6
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    5 - 6
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)

  • Wednesday 15 May

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    4 - 7
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    7 - 4
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    6 - 7
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)

  • Wednesday 14 August

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    0 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    0 - 0
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)

 

  • Wednesday 31 July

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)

  • Wednesday 31 July

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    VS 20:15
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)

  • Wednesday 31 July

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)

  • Wednesday 07 August

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)

  • Wednesday 07 August

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    VS 20:15
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)

  • Wednesday 07 August

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 17 July

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    4 - 8
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    6 - 6
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    2 - 4
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)

  • Wednesday 03 July

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    6 - 6
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    12 - 6
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    7 - 13
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)

  • Wednesday 26 June

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    0 - 8
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    7 - 3
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    5 - 6
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)

  • Wednesday 12 June

    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    11 - 10
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    5 - 11
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    11 - 7
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)

  • Wednesday 05 June

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    15 - 4
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    6 - 14
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    5 - 6
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)

  • Wednesday 22 May

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    8 - 9
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    13 - 10
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    7 - 13
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)

  • Wednesday 08 May

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    4 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    3 - 0
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    1 - 3
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)

  • Wednesday 01 May

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    3 - 6
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    5 - 3
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    5 - 9
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)

  • Wednesday 31 July

    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    0 - 0
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    0 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)

  • Wednesday 07 August

    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)
    0 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    Crouch Potatoes (Darlington Reds)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    Real Madras (Darlington Whites)
    0 - 0
    Ansu Fatties (Darlington Blues)