Shrub End

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Shrub End Sports Centre, 12 Boadicea Way Colchester, CO2 9BU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Shrub End. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £27.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Mark Storey, Coach, Shrub End

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Leaderboard

Season Three | 2021
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter Malamb (Green)
10
8
16
2
Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
10
6
13
3
Maradoner Kebabs (White)
10
6
12
4
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
10
4
8
5
Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
10
3
6
6
8ton Orient (Black)
10
2
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Malamb (Green) 10 8 0 2 85 51 34 16
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) 10 6 1 3 82 72 10 13
Maradoner Kebabs (White) 10 6 0 4 76 61 15 12
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) 10 4 0 6 54 78 -24 8
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) 10 3 0 7 44 63 -19 6
8ton Orient (Black) 10 2 1 7 56 72 -16 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Malamb (Green) 10 5 4 1 22 16 6 14
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) 10 5 3 2 24 22 2 13
Maradoner Kebabs (White) 10 3 4 3 13 13 0 10
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) 10 4 1 5 19 16 3 9
8ton Orient (Black) 10 2 5 3 12 11 1 9
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) 10 1 3 6 7 19 -12 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Malamb (Green) 10 8 0 2 38 7 31 16
Maradoner Kebabs (White) 10 6 1 3 36 21 15 13
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) 10 4 3 3 29 24 5 11
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) 10 3 2 5 19 32 -13 8
8ton Orient (Black) 10 2 2 6 16 34 -18 6
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) 10 1 4 5 -1 19 -20 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Inter Malamb (Green) Daniel Boakes 14.50 8.37%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Sam Dawtrey 13.50 8.83%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) James Barber 13.50 7.08%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Luke Nesbitt 11.00 4.47%
Inter Malamb (Green) Ben Crandon 10.50 7.85%
8ton Orient (Black) John Hallworth 10.50 7.59%
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) DARREN SMITH 8.50 3.54%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Colin Steele 8.00 2.68%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Ben Attridge 8.00 2.59%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Lawrence Gilbert 7.50 3.42%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 28 October

    8ton Orient (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
  • Thursday 28 October

    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
  • Thursday 28 October

    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Malamb (Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 21 October

    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    13 - 8
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    10 - 1
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    7 - 2
    8ton Orient (Black)
  • Thursday 14 October

    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    10 - 5
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    6 - 4
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    6 - 6
    8ton Orient (Black)
  • Thursday 07 October

    Inter Malamb (Green)
    11 - 5
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    5 - 6
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    7 - 7
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
  • Thursday 28 October

    8ton Orient (Black)
    0 - 0
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    0 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    0 - 0
    Inter Malamb (Green)

 

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  • Thursday 30 September

    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    9 - 4
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    5 - 6
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    5 - 7
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
  • Thursday 23 September

    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    7 - 8
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    10 - 5
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    8ton Orient (Black)
    10 - 12
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
  • Thursday 16 September

    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    11 - 4
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    7 - 13
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    4 - 8
    Inter Malamb (Green)
  • Thursday 09 September

    Inter Malamb (Green)
    12 - 3
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    8ton Orient (Black)
    3 - 4
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    11 - 8
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
  • Thursday 02 September

    8ton Orient (Black)
    7 - 9
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    13 - 7
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    9 - 0
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
  • Thursday 26 August

    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    8 - 2
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    8ton Orient (Black)
    2 - 6
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    6 - 5
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
  • Thursday 19 August

    Inter Malamb (Green)
    10 - 8
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    4 - 3
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    8 - 3
    8ton Orient (Black)
  • Thursday 12 August

    8ton Orient (Black)
    3 - 6
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    8 - 7
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    11 - 1
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
  • Thursday 05 August

    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    0 - 6
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    2 - 9
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    6 - 4
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
  • Thursday 29 July

    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    9 - 9
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    12 - 7
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    6 - 5
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)

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