Shrub End

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Shrub End Sports Centre, 12 Boadicea Way Colchester, CO2 9BU

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Shrub End

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Leaderboard

Season Nine | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Maradoner Kebabs (White)
7
5
11
2
Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
7
4
9
3
Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
7
4
9
4
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
7
2
5
5
8ton Orient (Black)
7
2
4
6
Inter Malamb (Green)
7
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Maradoner Kebabs (White) 7 5 1 1 46 33 13 11
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) 7 4 1 2 52 33 19 9
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) 7 4 1 2 37 35 2 9
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) 7 2 1 4 25 42 -17 5
8ton Orient (Black) 7 2 0 5 28 34 -6 4
Inter Malamb (Green) 7 2 0 5 28 39 -11 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
8ton Orient (Black) 7 5 2 0 20 5 15 12
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) 7 4 2 1 13 10 3 10
Inter Malamb (Green) 7 2 3 2 6 5 1 7
Maradoner Kebabs (White) 7 3 1 3 10 14 -4 7
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) 7 2 0 5 5 9 -4 4
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) 7 1 0 6 10 21 -11 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) 7 6 1 0 41 11 30 13
Maradoner Kebabs (White) 7 5 0 2 35 18 17 10
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) 7 2 2 3 23 24 -1 6
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) 7 3 0 4 19 32 -13 6
Inter Malamb (Green) 7 2 1 4 21 33 -12 5
8ton Orient (Black) 7 0 2 5 7 28 -21 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) Andy Fagan 9.50 4.43%
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) Gregg Davis 8.50 4.92%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Joseph Marsh 8.00 3.42%
Inter Malamb (Green) Kurtis Attridge 6.50 4.91%
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) Chris Fryer 6.50 4.26%
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) Jake Gilmour 6.00 2.28%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Nathan Wood 6.00 1.68%
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) Ben Conway 5.50 3.11%
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) Robert Wood 5.50 3.06%
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) Gary Conway 5.00 2.83%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Brandon Palmer 5.00 2.29%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Matt Lord 5.00 2.18%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Matthew Linscott 5.00 1.01%
Inter Malamb (Green) Daniel Boakes 5.00 0.38%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Chun Chung Lui 4.00 -1.87%
Inter Malamb (Green) Thomas Surtees 3.50 4.29%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Daniel Ferris 3.50 3.99%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Mark Hobday 3.50 0.99%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Scott Herron 3.00 3.62%
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) Tom Watson 3.00 2.97%
8ton Orient (Black) Peter Green 3.00 1.92%
Inter Malamb (Green) Simon Herbert 3.00 1.45%
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) Scott Barker-Tyc 3.00 0.86%
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) Jason Graham 2.50 8.84%
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) Adam Bonney 2.50 2.39%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Christopher Purcell 2.50 2.00%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Owen Hewitt-Bull 2.50 1.70%
8ton Orient (Black) Matt Blower 2.50 1.69%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Ben Attridge 2.50 1.59%
Inter Malamb (Green) Samuel Beaumont 2.50 1.34%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Luke Nesbitt 2.50 0.76%
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) Joe Shelton-Sayer 2.00 1.36%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Thomas Upston 2.00 0.84%
Inter Malamb (Green) Paul Burgess 1.50 0.96%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Dean Chappell 1.50 0.28%
Inter Malamb (Green) Christopher Ellis 1.50 -0.08%
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) Marcus Taylor 1.00 4.79%
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) Ryan Fairhead 1.00 2.61%
8ton Orient (Black) Charlie Fox 1.00 2.12%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Owen Clark 1.00 0.29%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Warren Collinson 1.00 -1.70%
Inter Malamb (Green) James Green 0.50 0.92%
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) Martin Carman 0.50 0.52%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 01 June

    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Malamb (Green)
  • Thursday 01 June

    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
  • Thursday 01 June

    8ton Orient (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
  • Thursday 08 June

    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
  • Thursday 08 June

    8ton Orient (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
  • Thursday 08 June

    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Malamb (Green)
  • Thursday 15 June

    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
  • Thursday 15 June

    Inter Malamb (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
  • Thursday 15 June

    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    8ton Orient (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 25 May

    Inter Malamb (Green)
    6 - 5
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    4 - 12
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    7 - 4
    8ton Orient (Black)
  • Thursday 18 May

    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    2 - 2
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    8ton Orient (Black)
    5 - 3
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    3 - 3
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
  • Thursday 11 May

    8ton Orient (Black)
    7 - 3
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    4 - 2
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    10 - 9
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
  • Thursday 04 May

    Inter Malamb (Green)
    7 - 12
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    7 - 4
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    11 - 9
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
  • Thursday 27 April

    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    2 - 0
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    2 - 4
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    3 - 6
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
  • Thursday 20 April

    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    2 - 1
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    8 - 0
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    8ton Orient (Black)
    3 - 6
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
  • Thursday 13 April

    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    7 - 4
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    6 - 5
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    9 - 7
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
  • Thursday 01 June

    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    8ton Orient (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
  • Thursday 08 June

    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    0 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    8ton Orient (Black)
    0 - 0
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    0 - 0
    Inter Malamb (Green)
  • Thursday 15 June

    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    0 - 0
    8ton Orient (Black)