Shrub End

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Shrub End Sports Centre, 12 Boadicea Way Colchester, CO2 9BU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Shrub End. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £27.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Mark Storey, Coach, Shrub End

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Leaderboard

Season Three | 2021
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter Malamb (Green)
9
8
16
2
Maradoner Kebabs (White)
9
6
12
3
Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
9
5
11
4
Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
9
3
6
5
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
9
3
6
6
8ton Orient (Black)
9
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Malamb (Green) 9 8 0 1 80 45 35 16
Maradoner Kebabs (White) 9 6 0 3 72 52 20 12
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) 9 5 1 3 75 67 8 11
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) 9 3 0 6 39 56 -17 6
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) 9 3 0 6 45 74 -29 6
8ton Orient (Black) 9 1 1 7 50 67 -17 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Malamb (Green) 9 5 3 1 22 16 6 13
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) 9 4 3 2 22 21 1 11
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) 9 4 1 4 18 14 4 9
Maradoner Kebabs (White) 9 3 3 3 11 11 0 9
8ton Orient (Black) 9 2 4 3 12 11 1 8
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) 9 1 2 6 5 17 -12 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Malamb (Green) 9 8 0 1 36 4 32 16
Maradoner Kebabs (White) 9 6 1 2 36 17 19 13
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) 9 4 2 3 27 22 5 10
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) 9 2 2 5 15 32 -17 6
Widemen Wanderers (Blue) 9 1 3 5 -3 17 -20 5
8ton Orient (Black) 9 1 2 6 13 32 -19 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Inter Malamb (Green) Daniel Boakes 13.50 6.85%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Sam Dawtrey 10.50 6.54%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) James Barber 10.50 6.49%
Inter Malamb (Green) Ben Crandon 9.00 6.67%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Luke Nesbitt 8.50 2.59%
8ton Orient (Black) John Hallworth 8.00 6.48%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Colin Steele 8.00 2.48%
Crouch Potatoes (Orange) Ben Attridge 6.50 2.01%
Maradoner Kebabs (White) Lawrence Gilbert 6.00 2.80%
Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red) Billy Bates 5.50 2.06%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 30 September

    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
  • Thursday 30 September

    Inter Malamb (Green)
    VS 20:30
    8ton Orient (Black)
  • Thursday 30 September

    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 23 September

    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    7 - 8
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    10 - 5
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    8ton Orient (Black)
    10 - 12
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
  • Thursday 16 September

    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    11 - 4
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    7 - 13
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    4 - 8
    Inter Malamb (Green)
  • Thursday 09 September

    Inter Malamb (Green)
    12 - 3
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    8ton Orient (Black)
    3 - 4
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    11 - 8
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
  • Thursday 02 September

    8ton Orient (Black)
    7 - 9
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    13 - 7
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    9 - 0
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
  • Thursday 26 August

    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    8 - 2
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    8ton Orient (Black)
    2 - 6
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    6 - 5
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
  • Thursday 19 August

    Inter Malamb (Green)
    10 - 8
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    4 - 3
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    8 - 3
    8ton Orient (Black)
  • Thursday 12 August

    8ton Orient (Black)
    3 - 6
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    8 - 7
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    11 - 1
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
  • Thursday 05 August

    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    0 - 6
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    2 - 9
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    6 - 4
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
  • Thursday 29 July

    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    9 - 9
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    12 - 7
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    6 - 5
    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
  • Thursday 30 September

    Widemen Wanderers (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Crouch Potatoes (Orange)
    Inter Malamb (Green)
    0 - 0
    8ton Orient (Black)
    Borussia Munchinflapjacks (Red)
    0 - 0
    Maradoner Kebabs (White)

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