Southend

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Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Southend

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Largentina Blacks
3
3
6
2
The Great White Stretch Marks
3
2
4
3
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
3
1
3
4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
3
1
3
5
Yellow Chubmarines.
3
1
2
6
Percy Pinks
3
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina Blacks 3 3 0 0 40 22 18 6
The Great White Stretch Marks 3 2 0 1 48 30 18 4
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 3 1 1 1 34 29 5 3
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 3 1 1 1 32 32 0 3
Yellow Chubmarines. 3 1 0 2 33 45 -12 2
Percy Pinks 3 0 0 3 18 47 -29 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Stretch Marks 3 3 0 0 39 21 18 6
Largentina Blacks 3 3 0 0 27 14 13 6
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 3 1 1 1 25 20 5 3
Yellow Chubmarines. 3 1 0 2 27 34 -7 2
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 3 0 1 2 21 28 -7 1
Percy Pinks 3 0 0 3 13 35 -22 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 3 2 1 0 5 -1 6 5
Largentina Blacks 3 2 1 0 6 1 5 5
The Great White Stretch Marks 3 1 0 2 4 3 1 2
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 3 0 2 1 0 3 -3 2
Percy Pinks 3 1 0 2 0 3 -3 2
Yellow Chubmarines. 3 1 0 2 -1 5 -6 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Great White Stretch Marks Charles Mackenzie 4.00 5.12%
Yellow Chubmarines. Neil Moore 2.50 2.68%
Largentina Blacks Tayler Champness 2.50 0.74%
Percy Pinks Steven Lee 1.50 0.28%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Rob Wilson 1.50 0.16%
Largentina Blacks Nicholas Carr 1.00 5.62%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Alex Flynn 1.00 2.56%
Percy Pinks Thomas-Lee Marshall 1.00 2.04%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Simon Taylor 1.00 1.86%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Daniel Glockling 1.00 1.84%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue Jim Weir 1.00 1.82%
The Great White Stretch Marks Harry Williams 1.00 1.68%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. James Langran 1.00 1.68%
The Great White Stretch Marks Toby Lagden 1.00 1.28%
Largentina Blacks Stephen Cook 1.00 0.50%
Largentina Blacks Chris Rowland 1.00 0.00%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue Elliot Ede 0.50 3.44%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue jim flokalis 0.50 1.50%
Yellow Chubmarines. Billy Ashton 0.50 1.38%
Percy Pinks Sam Robinson 0.50 0.70%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Ethem Ethemsoy 0.50 0.23%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 06 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.
  • Thursday 06 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:00
    Largentina Blacks
  • Thursday 06 March

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:30
    Percy Pinks
  • Thursday 03 April

    Percy Pinks
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks
  • Thursday 03 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines.
  • Thursday 03 April

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 30 January

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    12 - 14
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    17 - 11
    Percy Pinks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    5 - 15
    Largentina Blacks
  • Thursday 06 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
  • Thursday 03 April

    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

 

  • Thursday 20 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks
  • Thursday 20 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:00
    The Great White Stretch Marks
  • Thursday 20 February

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:30
    Percy Pinks
  • Thursday 27 February

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    Percy Pinks
  • Thursday 27 February

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:00
    The Great White Stretch Marks
  • Thursday 27 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
  • Thursday 13 March

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks
  • Thursday 13 March

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
  • Thursday 13 March

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
  • Thursday 20 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 20:30
    Percy Pinks
  • Thursday 20 March

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:00
    Largentina Blacks
  • Thursday 20 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks
  • Thursday 27 March

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
  • Thursday 27 March

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
  • Thursday 27 March

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.
  • Thursday 10 April

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
  • Thursday 10 April

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
  • Thursday 10 April

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks
  • Thursday 17 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks
  • Thursday 17 April

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:00
    Percy Pinks
  • Thursday 17 April

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 06 February

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    14 - 17
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 6
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Percy Pinks
    13 - 19
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
  • Thursday 23 January

    Percy Pinks
    2 - 16
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 13
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    16 - 13
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
  • Thursday 16 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    2 - 2
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    18 - 11
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Percy Pinks
    3 - 12
    Largentina Blacks
  • Thursday 20 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
  • Thursday 27 February

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
  • Thursday 13 March

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
  • Thursday 20 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
  • Thursday 27 March

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.
  • Thursday 10 April

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
  • Thursday 17 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.