Southend
Thursday | 20:30-22:00
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Leanne Smith, Coach, Southend
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Largentina Blacks
3
3
6
2
The Great White Stretch Marks
3
2
4
3
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
3
1
3
4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
3
1
3
5
Yellow Chubmarines.
3
1
2
6
Percy Pinks
3
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Largentina Blacks | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 22 | 18 | 6 |
The Great White Stretch Marks | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 48 | 30 | 18 | 4 |
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 29 | 5 | 3 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 32 | 32 | 0 | 3 |
Yellow Chubmarines. | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 45 | -12 | 2 |
Percy Pinks | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 47 | -29 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
The Great White Stretch Marks | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 39 | 21 | 18 | 6 |
Largentina Blacks | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 14 | 13 | 6 |
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
Yellow Chubmarines. | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 34 | -7 | 2 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 28 | -7 | 1 |
Percy Pinks | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 35 | -22 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Red Hot Chubby Fellas. | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | -1 | 6 | 5 |
Largentina Blacks | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 5 |
The Great White Stretch Marks | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 2 |
Percy Pinks | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 2 |
Yellow Chubmarines. | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -1 | 5 | -6 | 2 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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The Great White Stretch Marks | Charles Mackenzie | 4.00 | 5.12% |
Yellow Chubmarines. | Neil Moore | 2.50 | 2.68% |
Largentina Blacks | Tayler Champness | 2.50 | 0.74% |
Percy Pinks | Steven Lee | 1.50 | 0.28% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. | Rob Wilson | 1.50 | 0.16% |
Largentina Blacks | Nicholas Carr | 1.00 | 5.62% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. | Alex Flynn | 1.00 | 2.56% |
Percy Pinks | Thomas-Lee Marshall | 1.00 | 2.04% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. | Simon Taylor | 1.00 | 1.86% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. | Daniel Glockling | 1.00 | 1.84% |
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue | Jim Weir | 1.00 | 1.82% |
The Great White Stretch Marks | Harry Williams | 1.00 | 1.68% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. | James Langran | 1.00 | 1.68% |
The Great White Stretch Marks | Toby Lagden | 1.00 | 1.28% |
Largentina Blacks | Stephen Cook | 1.00 | 0.50% |
Largentina Blacks | Chris Rowland | 1.00 | 0.00% |
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue | Elliot Ede | 0.50 | 3.44% |
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue | jim flokalis | 0.50 | 1.50% |
Yellow Chubmarines. | Billy Ashton | 0.50 | 1.38% |
Percy Pinks | Sam Robinson | 0.50 | 0.70% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. | Ethem Ethemsoy | 0.50 | 0.23% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 06 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.VS 20:30Yellow Chubmarines. -
Thursday 06 March
Olympique Mayonnaise BlueVS 21:00Largentina Blacks -
Thursday 06 March
The Great White Stretch MarksVS 21:30Percy Pinks -
Thursday 03 April
Percy PinksVS 20:30Largentina Blacks -
Thursday 03 April
The Great White Stretch MarksVS 21:00Yellow Chubmarines. -
Thursday 03 April
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.VS 21:30Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 30 January
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue12 - 14Yellow Chubmarines.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.17 - 11Percy PinksThe Great White Stretch Marks5 - 15Largentina Blacks -
Thursday 06 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines.Olympique Mayonnaise Blue0 - 0Largentina BlacksThe Great White Stretch Marks0 - 0Percy Pinks -
Thursday 03 April
Percy Pinks0 - 0Largentina BlacksThe Great White Stretch Marks0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
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Thursday 20 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.VS 20:30Largentina Blacks -
Thursday 20 February
Olympique Mayonnaise BlueVS 21:00The Great White Stretch Marks -
Thursday 20 February
Yellow Chubmarines.VS 21:30Percy Pinks -
Thursday 27 February
Largentina BlacksVS 20:30Percy Pinks -
Thursday 27 February
Yellow Chubmarines.VS 21:00The Great White Stretch Marks -
Thursday 27 February
Olympique Mayonnaise BlueVS 21:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas. -
Thursday 13 March
Largentina BlacksVS 20:30The Great White Stretch Marks -
Thursday 13 March
Percy PinksVS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas. -
Thursday 13 March
Yellow Chubmarines.VS 21:30Olympique Mayonnaise Blue -
Thursday 20 March
Olympique Mayonnaise BlueVS 20:30Percy Pinks -
Thursday 20 March
Yellow Chubmarines.VS 21:00Largentina Blacks -
Thursday 20 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.VS 21:30The Great White Stretch Marks -
Thursday 27 March
Largentina BlacksVS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas. -
Thursday 27 March
The Great White Stretch MarksVS 21:00Olympique Mayonnaise Blue -
Thursday 27 March
Percy PinksVS 21:30Yellow Chubmarines. -
Thursday 10 April
Yellow Chubmarines.VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas. -
Thursday 10 April
Largentina BlacksVS 21:00Olympique Mayonnaise Blue -
Thursday 10 April
Percy PinksVS 21:30The Great White Stretch Marks -
Thursday 17 April
The Great White Stretch MarksVS 20:30Largentina Blacks -
Thursday 17 April
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.VS 21:00Percy Pinks -
Thursday 17 April
Olympique Mayonnaise BlueVS 21:30Yellow Chubmarines.
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 06 February
The Great White Stretch Marks14 - 17Red Hot Chubby Fellas.Largentina Blacks14 - 6Yellow Chubmarines.Percy Pinks13 - 19Olympique Mayonnaise Blue -
Thursday 23 January
Percy Pinks2 - 16The Great White Stretch MarksLargentina Blacks14 - 13Olympique Mayonnaise BlueYellow Chubmarines.16 - 13Red Hot Chubby Fellas. -
Thursday 16 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.2 - 2Olympique Mayonnaise BlueThe Great White Stretch Marks18 - 11Yellow Chubmarines.Percy Pinks3 - 12Largentina Blacks -
Thursday 20 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.0 - 0Largentina BlacksOlympique Mayonnaise Blue0 - 0The Great White Stretch MarksYellow Chubmarines.0 - 0Percy Pinks -
Thursday 27 February
Largentina Blacks0 - 0Percy PinksYellow Chubmarines.0 - 0The Great White Stretch MarksOlympique Mayonnaise Blue0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas. -
Thursday 13 March
Largentina Blacks0 - 0The Great White Stretch MarksPercy Pinks0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas.Yellow Chubmarines.0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise Blue -
Thursday 20 March
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue0 - 0Percy PinksYellow Chubmarines.0 - 0Largentina BlacksRed Hot Chubby Fellas.0 - 0The Great White Stretch Marks -
Thursday 27 March
Largentina Blacks0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas.The Great White Stretch Marks0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise BluePercy Pinks0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines. -
Thursday 10 April
Yellow Chubmarines.0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas.Largentina Blacks0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise BluePercy Pinks0 - 0The Great White Stretch Marks -
Thursday 17 April
The Great White Stretch Marks0 - 0Largentina BlacksRed Hot Chubby Fellas.0 - 0Percy PinksOlympique Mayonnaise Blue0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines.