Southend

Thursday | 20:30-22:00

Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Southend

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Great White Stretch Marks
7
6
12
2
Largentina Blacks
7
5
10
3
Yellow Chubmarines.
7
4
8
4
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
7
3
7
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
7
2
5
6
Percy Pinks
7
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Stretch Marks 7 6 0 1 130 69 61 12
Largentina Blacks 7 5 0 2 87 66 21 10
Yellow Chubmarines. 7 4 0 3 84 99 -15 8
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 7 3 1 3 94 99 -5 7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 7 2 1 4 89 106 -17 5
Percy Pinks 7 0 0 7 65 110 -45 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Stretch Marks 7 7 0 0 96 41 55 14
Largentina Blacks 7 5 0 2 61 45 16 10
Yellow Chubmarines. 7 4 0 3 62 74 -12 8
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 7 2 2 3 67 69 -2 6
Percy Pinks 7 1 1 5 46 80 -34 3
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 7 0 1 6 66 89 -23 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina Blacks 7 4 2 1 14 7 7 10
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 7 3 2 2 11 6 5 8
The Great White Stretch Marks 7 3 1 3 19 12 7 7
Percy Pinks 7 2 2 3 8 12 -4 6
Yellow Chubmarines. 7 2 2 3 4 10 -6 6
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 7 1 3 3 5 14 -9 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Yellow Chubmarines. Neil Moore 8.50 5.26%
The Great White Stretch Marks Harry Williams 8.50 4.93%
Largentina Blacks Tayler Champness 8.00 4.14%
The Great White Stretch Marks Charles Mackenzie 6.00 5.95%
Percy Pinks Thomas-Lee Marshall 5.00 2.25%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. James Langran 3.00 3.64%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Daniel Glockling 3.00 3.13%
Yellow Chubmarines. Billy Ashton 3.00 2.52%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue Jim Weir 3.00 1.82%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue jim flokalis 3.00 1.27%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Ethem Ethemsoy 3.00 1.13%
Percy Pinks Steven Lee 2.50 2.58%
Percy Pinks Darryl Robison 2.50 2.00%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Simon Taylor 2.50 0.73%
Largentina Blacks Stephen Cook 2.50 0.67%
Yellow Chubmarines. Danny Creighton 1.00 3.65%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Alex Flynn 1.00 2.56%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue Elliot Ede 1.00 1.39%
Percy Pinks Julian Ingrosso 1.00 0.77%
The Great White Stretch Marks Michael Anderson 1.00 0.39%
Percy Pinks Sam Robinson 1.00 0.20%
The Great White Stretch Marks Toby Lagden 0.50 -1.28%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 03 April

    Percy Pinks
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 03 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 03 April

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 06 March

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    19 - 7
    Percy Pinks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    5 - 18
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    13 - 19
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 30 January

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    12 - 14
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    17 - 11
    Percy Pinks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    5 - 15
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 03 April

    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

 

  • Thursday 27 March

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 27 March

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 27 March

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 10 April

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 10 April

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 10 April

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 17 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 17 April

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:00
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 17 April

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 20 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    11 - 22
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    11 - 9
    Largentina Blacks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    16 - 15
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 13 March

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    13 - 12
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    14 - 16
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Largentina Blacks
    9 - 12
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 27 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    23 - 17
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    10 - 23
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 8
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 20 February

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    17 - 10
    Percy Pinks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    9 - 25
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    13 - 15
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 06 February

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    14 - 17
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 6
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Percy Pinks
    13 - 19
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 23 January

    Percy Pinks
    2 - 16
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 13
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    16 - 13
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 16 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    2 - 2
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    18 - 11
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Percy Pinks
    3 - 12
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 27 March

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 10 April

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 17 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.