Stockport

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Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport , Woodley Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

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Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
2
2
4
2
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
2
2
4
3
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
2
2
4
4
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
2
2
4
5
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
2
1
3
6
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
2
0
1
7
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
2
0
0
8
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
2
0
0
9
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
2
0
0
10
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 2 2 0 0 31 19 12 4
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 2 2 0 0 22 11 11 4
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 2 2 0 0 30 20 10 4
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 2 2 0 0 21 11 10 4
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 2 1 1 0 16 14 2 3
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 2 0 1 1 13 21 -8 1
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 2 0 0 2 20 26 -6 0
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 2 0 0 2 23 29 -6 0
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 2 0 0 2 10 22 -12 0
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 2 0 0 2 9 22 -13 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 2 2 0 0 12 1 11 4
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 2 2 0 0 6 0 6 4
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 2 1 0 1 4 3 1 2
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 2 1 0 1 2 1 1 2
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 2 1 0 1 4 3 1 2
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 2
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 2 1 0 1 3 4 -1 2
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 2 1 0 1 3 4 -1 2
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 2 0 0 2 1 9 -8 0
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 2 0 0 2 1 11 -10 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 2 2 0 0 6 2 4 4
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 2 1 1 0 7 4 3 3
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 2 1 1 0 4 1 3 3
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 3
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 2 1 0 1 12 8 4 2
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 2 1 0 1 10 9 1 2
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 2 1 0 1 6 8 -2 2
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 2 0 1 1 2 5 -3 1
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 2 0 0 2 2 4 -2 0
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 2 0 0 2 0 9 -9 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) James Woolley 4.00 5.30%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Paul Higson 4.00 2.09%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 4.00 0.72%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 2.00 0.94%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 2.00 -1.05%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 1.00 5.01%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Paul Wright 1.00 4.85%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Caomhan O LUAIN 1.00 3.55%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Tom Hampson 1.00 3.47%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 1.00 3.26%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Tom Hague 1.00 2.51%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Pugh 1.00 2.37%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Lewis Chapman-Barker 1.00 2.09%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Chris Spencer 1.00 1.91%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Stuart Normansell 1.00 1.81%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Ryan Salt 1.00 1.77%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Gary Smith 1.00 1.70%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Dan Cooper 1.00 1.48%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) stuart wright 1.00 1.42%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 1.00 1.40%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Shan-E Haider 1.00 1.18%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras James Lepiorz 1.00 1.06%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 1.00 0.66%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Neil Holladay 1.00 0.50%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Reece Cotton 1.00 0.28%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 1.00 0.16%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 1.00 -1.27%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Rory Appleton 0.50 2.92%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lee Gartside 0.50 2.74%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 0.50 2.32%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Jonathan Lambert 0.50 2.28%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Steve Baldwin 0.50 2.15%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Neil Strangeways 0.50 2.06%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 0.50 1.92%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 0.50 1.76%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Ian Hammond 0.50 1.65%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Noel Jolly 0.50 1.52%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Chris Heppell 0.50 1.51%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Ben Meek 0.50 1.34%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Murray 0.50 1.33%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Iain Harrison 0.50 1.24%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Robert Smith 0.50 1.23%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joe Mott 0.50 1.19%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Niall Hargreaves 0.50 1.02%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Scott Lennon 0.50 0.94%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Dave Thornley 0.50 0.91%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Marc Simmons 0.50 0.91%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Regan 0.50 0.79%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Elliot Kennedy 0.50 0.79%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious JOSHUA SMITH 0.50 0.75%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Luke Carrington 0.50 0.67%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Gordon Combe 0.50 0.61%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Paul Burke 0.50 0.61%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Elliot Nield 0.50 0.47%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Edward Leavy 0.50 0.43%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 0.50 0.40%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Oliver Weakley 0.50 0.31%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ian Slater 0.50 0.30%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Sion Wyn Jones 0.50 0.19%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Tim Leah 0.50 0.19%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Connolly 0.50 0.16%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys James Waterhouse 0.50 0.08%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Phil Boylan 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 28 October

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 28 October

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 28 October

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 19:00
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 21:00
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 11 November

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 11 November

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 11 November

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 18 November

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 18 November

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 18 November

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:00
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 19:30
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:00
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 21 October

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 6
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    3 - 11
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    2 - 12
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    15 - 14
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    11 - 16
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 14 October

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    14 - 9
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    10 - 8
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    10 - 10
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    5 - 16
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 28 October

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 18 November

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC