Stockport

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Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

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Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
13
12
24
2
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
13
9
18
3
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
13
9
18
4
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
13
8
16
5
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
13
7
15
6
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
13
6
12
7
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
13
4
8
8
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
13
4
8
9
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
13
3
7
10
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
13
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 13 12 0 1 155 85 70 24
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 13 9 0 4 147 118 29 18
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 13 9 0 4 136 124 12 18
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 13 8 0 5 134 95 39 16
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 13 7 1 5 119 126 -7 15
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 13 6 0 7 166 146 20 12
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 13 4 0 9 102 132 -30 8
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 13 4 0 9 101 132 -31 8
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 13 3 1 9 75 134 -59 7
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 13 2 0 11 119 162 -43 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 13 12 0 1 42 5 37 24
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 13 8 2 3 32 16 16 18
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 13 8 1 4 27 20 7 17
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 13 7 1 5 26 23 3 15
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 13 6 2 5 26 17 9 14
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 13 5 2 6 22 21 1 12
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 13 6 0 7 20 29 -9 12
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 13 3 4 6 19 20 -1 10
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 13 2 1 10 18 43 -25 5
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 13 1 1 11 15 53 -38 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 13 10 2 1 58 29 29 22
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 13 8 1 4 60 42 18 17
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 13 7 2 4 34 28 6 16
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 13 7 1 5 83 46 37 15
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 13 7 1 5 43 40 3 15
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 13 5 1 7 38 37 1 11
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 13 5 1 7 29 40 -11 11
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 13 4 1 8 17 34 -17 9
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 13 3 2 8 10 51 -41 8
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 13 2 2 9 6 31 -25 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 16.00 0.94%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Tom Hague 14.00 13.70%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Tom Hampson 14.00 12.58%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Ian Hammond 12.00 8.37%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Jonathan Lambert 11.50 14.39%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Noel Jolly 11.50 8.05%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 11.00 9.60%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Ben Meek 11.00 7.96%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 10.50 6.68%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Reece Cotton 10.00 -3.47%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lewis Stewart 9.00 8.12%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 9.00 -1.41%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Dave Thornley 8.50 8.30%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 8.50 7.98%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious JOSHUA SMITH 8.50 5.71%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 8.00 9.62%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Robert Smith 8.00 8.28%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Rory Appleton 8.00 5.68%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lee Gartside 8.00 4.50%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Paul Higson 8.00 2.09%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 8.00 -3.38%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Lewis Chapman-Barker 7.50 4.36%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Ryan Salt 7.00 0.84%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) James Woolley 6.50 7.69%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Neil Strangeways 6.00 5.94%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Oli Booth 6.00 1.92%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Phil Boylan 6.00 1.23%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joe Mott 6.00 0.70%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 6.00 -2.75%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Paul Wright 5.50 5.06%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Steve Baldwin 5.50 3.98%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Chris Heppell 5.50 3.18%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Shan-E Haider 5.50 0.59%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Elliot Nield 5.50 0.12%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Scott Westhead 5.50 -0.34%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Pugh 5.50 -0.66%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen steve barton 5.00 3.36%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Stuart Normansell 5.00 2.00%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Daniel Witkowski 5.00 1.28%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 5.00 1.22%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Murray 5.00 0.42%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 5.00 -1.32%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Gordon Combe 4.50 -0.26%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 4.50 -0.83%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Adam Warburton 4.00 1.96%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Chris Spencer 3.50 2.89%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Caomhan O LUAIN 3.50 1.82%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Marc Simmons 3.50 1.82%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Alexander Fawcett 3.50 1.63%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Neil Holladay 3.50 1.61%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Elliot Kennedy 3.50 0.18%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ashley Clarey 3.50 -0.87%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Gove 3.50 -1.98%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Connolly 3.00 4.50%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) stuart wright 3.00 3.72%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Mark Warner 3.00 3.15%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Iain Harrison 3.00 1.33%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Kyle Hannan 3.00 0.00%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Scott Lennon 3.00 -1.12%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Garry Marsh 2.50 3.14%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Phillip Bagnall 2.50 1.98%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy David Meyers 2.50 1.25%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ian Slater 2.50 -1.69%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras James Lepiorz 2.50 -1.81%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 2.50 -3.42%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Harrison Turner 2.00 0.09%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Niall Hargreaves 2.00 -0.19%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys James Waterhouse 2.00 -1.05%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Jason King 2.00 -1.11%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Tim Leah 2.00 -1.11%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Oliver Weakley 2.00 -2.64%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Gary Smith 2.00 -6.60%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Luke Carrington 1.50 -0.67%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Paul Burke 1.50 -1.34%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 1.50 -2.49%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Lewis Davies 1.50 -3.85%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Mark Gibson 1.50 -4.01%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Heath 1.00 -0.16%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Gavin Williams 1.00 -0.30%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Steven Harrison 1.00 -2.11%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Neil Stewart 1.00 -3.48%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Sion Wyn Jones 1.00 -3.72%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Edward Leavy 1.00 -4.47%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Rick Kelly 1.00 -5.75%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Steven Painter 0.50 0.53%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Steve Harris 0.50 -1.99%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:30
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 21:00
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    15 - 5
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    11 - 8
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    12 - 10
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    20 - 11
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    16 - 10
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 13 January

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    14 - 6
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    9 - 17
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    10 - 13
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    17 - 9
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    4 - 13
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 06 January

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    4 - 8
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    12 - 5
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    4 - 7
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    3 - 11
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    8 - 11
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    6 - 17
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    17 - 8
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    12 - 7
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    7 - 9
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    8 - 11
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    5 - 13
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    11 - 9
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    7 - 17
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    22 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    7 - 8
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    8 - 9
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    15 - 7
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    8 - 5
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    5 - 2
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    8 - 10
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    14 - 4
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    3 - 8
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    17 - 8
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    6 - 7
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    9 - 16
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    12 - 3
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    5 - 13
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    10 - 14
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    7 - 11
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    12 - 6
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 11 November

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    10 - 11
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    18 - 5
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    17 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    5 - 12
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    10 - 14
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    4 - 16
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    13 - 6
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    2 - 8
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    14 - 10
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    11 - 21
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    17 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    6 - 7
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    1 - 4
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    9 - 5
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    12 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 21 October

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 6
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    3 - 11
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    2 - 12
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    15 - 14
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    11 - 16
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 14 October

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    14 - 9
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    10 - 8
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    10 - 10
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    5 - 16
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)