Stockport

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Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport , Woodley Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
2
2
4
2
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
2
2
4
3
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
2
1
2
4
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
2
1
2
5
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
2
1
2
6
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
2
1
2
7
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
2
0
0
8
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 2 2 0 0 30 10 20 4
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 2 2 0 0 25 18 7 4
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 2 1 0 1 22 17 5 2
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 2 1 0 1 14 14 0 2
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 2 1 0 1 17 25 -8 2
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 2 1 0 1 16 25 -9 2
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 2 0 0 2 13 19 -6 0
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 2 0 0 2 18 27 -9 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 2 1 1 0 9 3 6 3
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 2 1 1 0 6 2 4 3
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 2 1 1 0 5 2 3 3
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 2 1 0 1 6 7 -1 2
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 2 1 0 1 1 3 -2 2
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 2 1 0 1 1 5 -4 2
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 2 0 1 1 2 6 -4 1
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 2 0 0 2 0 2 -2 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 2 2 6 0 12 9 3 10
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 2 2 4 0 17 2 15 8
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 2 1 3 1 7 6 1 5
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 2 1 3 1 5 6 -1 5
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 2 0 4 2 4 10 -6 4
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 2 1 2 1 2 13 -11 4
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 2 1 1 1 6 4 2 3
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 2 0 1 2 7 10 -3 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 8.00 1.05%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Tony Liddle 4.00 5.03%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 4.00 2.52%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Phillip Bagnall 3.50 5.14%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Mark Gibson 3.50 1.62%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Aidan Whittaker 3.50 1.11%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 2.50 -0.41%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Reece Cotton 2.00 1.11%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 2.00 0.83%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Gary Smith 1.00 4.10%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Kierran Morris 1.00 2.57%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy David Meyers 1.00 2.34%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Jason King 1.00 2.16%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 1.00 1.91%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 1.00 1.71%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras James Lepiorz 1.00 1.71%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 1.00 1.53%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Tim Leah 1.00 1.26%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 1.00 1.24%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 1.00 1.19%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Phil Boylan 1.00 1.12%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious STUART MEREDITH 1.00 1.02%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Steven Harrison 1.00 0.89%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Kristofer Whittaker 1.00 0.76%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Jordan Crook 1.00 0.68%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 1.00 0.20%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 0.50 4.85%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Luke Carrington 0.50 1.46%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Scott Westhead 0.50 1.38%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Tom Marler 0.50 1.20%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ian Slater 0.50 1.11%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 0.50 1.11%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Steve Harris 0.50 1.03%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Harrison Turner 0.50 0.85%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Neil Stewart 0.50 0.82%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Andi Hall 0.50 0.77%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Shaun Leaver 0.50 0.76%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys James Waterhouse 0.50 0.69%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Andy Taylor 0.50 0.54%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Oli Booth 0.50 0.53%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Kyle Hannan 0.50 0.52%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 0.50 0.38%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Gordon Combe 0.50 0.34%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joseph Drury 0.50 0.34%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Daniel Bennett 0.50 0.23%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Caomhan O LUAIN 0.50 0.19%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Pugh 0.50 0.19%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Sion Wyn Jones 0.50 0.19%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Edward Leavy 0.50 0.10%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 08 July

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 08 July

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 08 July

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 08 July

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 15 July

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 15 July

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 15 July

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 15 July

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 22 July

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 22 July

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 22 July

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 22 July

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 29 July

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 29 July

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 29 July

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 29 July

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 05 August

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 05 August

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 05 August

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 05 August

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 12 August

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 12 August

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 12 August

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 12 August

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 19 August

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 19 August

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 19 August

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 19 August

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 26 August

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 26 August

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 26 August

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 26 August

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 02 September

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 02 September

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 02 September

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 02 September

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 09 September

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 09 September

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 09 September

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 09 September

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 16 September

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 16 September

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 16 September

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 16 September

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 23 September

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 23 September

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 23 September

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 23 September

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 01 July

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    5 - 12
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    10 - 6
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    10 - 5
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 24 June

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    16 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    4 - 20
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    13 - 15
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 08 July

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 15 July

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 22 July

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 29 July

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 05 August

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 12 August

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 19 August

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 26 August

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 02 September

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 09 September

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 16 September

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 23 September

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United