Stockport

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Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport , Woodley Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

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Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
4
4
8
2
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
4
3
6
3
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
4
3
6
4
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
4
2
5
5
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
4
2
4
6
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
4
2
4
7
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
4
1
3
8
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
4
1
2
9
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
4
1
2
10
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 4 4 0 0 46 20 26 8
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 4 3 0 1 44 29 15 6
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 4 3 0 1 54 41 13 6
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 4 2 1 1 32 39 -7 5
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 4 2 0 2 61 49 12 4
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 4 2 0 2 29 28 1 4
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 4 1 1 2 19 30 -11 3
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 4 1 0 3 27 37 -10 2
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 4 1 0 3 28 49 -21 2
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 4 0 0 4 39 57 -18 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 4 4 0 0 16 1 15 8
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 4 3 0 1 7 2 5 6
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 4 3 0 1 10 8 2 6
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 4 2 1 1 8 5 3 5
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 4 2 0 2 10 9 1 4
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 4 2 0 2 7 8 -1 4
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 4 1 1 2 5 7 -2 3
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 4 1 0 3 5 7 -2 2
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 4 1 0 3 9 15 -6 2
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 4 0 0 4 6 21 -15 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 4 4 0 0 12 0 12 8
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 4 3 0 1 27 13 14 6
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 4 3 0 1 23 14 9 6
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 4 2 1 1 7 8 -1 5
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 4 1 2 1 0 3 -3 4
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 4 1 1 2 2 2 0 3
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 4 1 1 2 4 10 -6 3
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 4 1 1 2 11 18 -7 3
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 4 0 1 3 7 15 -8 1
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 4 0 1 3 0 10 -10 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Paul Wright 5.50 6.75%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) James Woolley 5.50 6.63%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Paul Higson 5.50 2.49%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 5.50 0.61%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 5.00 0.59%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Reece Cotton 4.00 0.00%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 4.00 -0.52%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 3.00 6.86%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Tom Hampson 3.00 4.30%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Tom Hague 3.00 4.26%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Ryan Salt 3.00 2.04%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Caomhan O LUAIN 2.50 3.64%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lee Gartside 2.50 3.45%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Chris Heppell 2.50 3.42%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Steve Baldwin 2.50 3.37%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Chris Spencer 2.50 3.02%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Pugh 2.50 2.56%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious JOSHUA SMITH 2.50 2.36%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Lewis Chapman-Barker 2.50 2.26%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Dan Cooper 2.50 2.16%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Stuart Normansell 2.50 2.10%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Neil Holladay 2.50 1.11%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Elliot Nield 2.50 1.06%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Shan-E Haider 2.50 0.17%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 2.00 -0.98%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Adam Warburton 1.50 1.85%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Ian Hammond 1.00 3.42%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 1.00 3.26%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Rory Appleton 1.00 3.15%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 1.00 2.95%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Jonathan Lambert 1.00 2.69%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Neil Strangeways 1.00 2.23%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Iain Harrison 1.00 2.16%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Connolly 1.00 1.96%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Ben Meek 1.00 1.88%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Alexander Fawcett 1.00 1.47%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) stuart wright 1.00 1.42%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Murray 1.00 1.42%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 1.00 1.33%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Marc Simmons 1.00 1.25%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joe Mott 1.00 0.80%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Oliver Weakley 1.00 0.78%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Regan 1.00 0.62%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Elliot Kennedy 1.00 0.35%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 1.00 0.25%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 1.00 0.18%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 1.00 0.00%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Phil Boylan 1.00 0.00%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Kyle Hannan 1.00 -0.07%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Gary Smith 1.00 -0.74%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lewis Stewart 0.50 2.54%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Robert Smith 0.50 1.23%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Noel Jolly 0.50 1.20%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 0.50 0.98%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Scott Lennon 0.50 0.94%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Dave Thornley 0.50 0.91%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Steve Harris 0.50 0.87%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Gove 0.50 0.44%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Luke Carrington 0.50 0.40%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 0.50 0.40%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 11 November

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 11 November

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 11 November

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 18 November

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 18 November

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 18 November

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:00
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 19:30
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:00
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    4 - 16
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    13 - 6
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    2 - 8
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    14 - 10
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    11 - 21
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    17 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    6 - 7
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    1 - 4
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    9 - 5
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    12 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 21 October

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 6
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    3 - 11
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    2 - 12
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    15 - 14
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    11 - 16
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 14 October

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    14 - 9
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    10 - 8
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    10 - 10
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    5 - 16
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 18 November

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC