Stockport

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Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport , Woodley Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

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Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
10
9
18
2
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
10
8
16
3
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
10
7
14
4
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
10
6
12
5
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
10
6
12
6
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
10
5
11
7
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
10
3
7
8
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
10
3
6
9
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
10
2
4
10
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
10
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 10 9 0 1 119 64 55 18
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 10 8 0 2 121 86 35 16
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 10 7 0 3 102 95 7 14
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 10 6 0 4 103 69 34 12
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 10 6 0 4 145 111 34 12
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 10 5 1 4 83 97 -14 11
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 10 3 1 6 58 94 -36 7
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 10 3 0 7 74 97 -23 6
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 10 2 0 8 68 108 -40 4
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 10 0 0 10 78 130 -52 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 10 10 0 0 38 3 35 20
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 10 7 1 2 24 11 13 15
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 10 6 1 3 20 11 9 13
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 10 5 2 3 17 13 4 12
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 10 4 2 4 18 12 6 10
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 10 5 0 5 15 23 -8 10
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 10 4 1 5 19 17 2 9
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 10 2 2 6 11 15 -4 6
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 10 1 1 8 11 34 -23 3
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 10 1 0 9 11 45 -34 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 10 8 2 1 53 28 25 18
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 10 8 2 1 42 18 24 18
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 10 7 0 3 70 31 39 14
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 10 4 2 4 21 19 2 10
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 10 4 1 5 26 34 -8 9
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 10 3 1 6 25 33 -8 7
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 10 3 1 6 11 21 -10 7
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 10 3 1 6 17 28 -11 7
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 10 2 2 6 4 21 -17 6
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 10 2 2 6 5 41 -36 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Tom Hampson 13.50 10.40%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 12.00 1.41%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Ian Hammond 11.50 11.08%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Tom Hague 9.00 9.44%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 9.00 7.21%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Reece Cotton 9.00 1.94%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 8.00 7.65%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 8.00 5.64%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lee Gartside 8.00 5.34%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 8.00 0.00%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 7.00 0.61%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) James Woolley 6.50 7.95%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lewis Stewart 6.50 6.38%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Noel Jolly 6.50 5.88%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Rory Appleton 6.50 5.53%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Jonathan Lambert 6.00 6.32%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Neil Strangeways 6.00 5.94%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Paul Higson 6.00 1.69%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Paul Wright 5.50 5.70%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Lewis Chapman-Barker 5.50 4.36%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Pugh 5.50 2.75%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Ryan Salt 5.50 0.84%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Chris Heppell 5.00 4.61%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Steve Baldwin 5.00 4.09%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Stuart Normansell 5.00 3.91%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious JOSHUA SMITH 5.00 3.73%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joe Mott 5.00 3.18%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Regan 5.00 1.23%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 4.50 5.37%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Adam Warburton 4.50 3.59%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Phil Boylan 4.50 1.97%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Ben Meek 4.50 0.36%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Elliot Nield 4.00 0.95%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 4.00 0.79%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Shan-E Haider 4.00 -0.59%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 4.00 -2.61%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Chris Spencer 3.50 3.75%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Robert Smith 3.50 3.41%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 3.50 0.83%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Dave Thornley 3.00 3.27%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Caomhan O LUAIN 3.00 2.91%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen steve barton 3.00 2.45%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Oli Booth 3.00 2.13%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Scott Lennon 3.00 1.97%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Alexander Fawcett 3.00 1.88%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Neil Holladay 3.00 0.71%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 3.00 0.66%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Elliot Kennedy 3.00 0.26%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Dan Cooper 3.00 0.23%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Connolly 2.50 2.13%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Murray 2.50 1.58%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) stuart wright 2.50 1.33%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Mark Warner 2.50 1.27%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Daniel Witkowski 2.50 1.17%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Iain Harrison 2.50 0.91%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Scott Westhead 2.50 0.55%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Marc Simmons 2.50 0.45%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 2.50 0.39%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Gove 1.50 0.88%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Gordon Combe 1.50 0.87%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Garry Marsh 1.00 2.30%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Heath 1.00 1.23%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy David Meyers 0.50 1.25%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Steve Harris 0.50 0.87%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ian Slater 0.50 0.60%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Steven Painter 0.50 0.53%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ashley Clarey 0.50 -0.58%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 0.50 -1.59%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 06 January

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 06 January

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 06 January

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 06 January

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 21:00
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

  • Thursday 15 January

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Thursday 15 January

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Thursday 15 January

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Thursday 15 January

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Thursday 15 January

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    6 - 17
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    17 - 8
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    12 - 7
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    7 - 9
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    8 - 11
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    5 - 13
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    11 - 9
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    7 - 17
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    22 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    7 - 8
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    8 - 9
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    15 - 7
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    8 - 5
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    5 - 2
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    8 - 10
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    14 - 4
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    3 - 8
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    17 - 8
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    6 - 7
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    9 - 16
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    12 - 3
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    5 - 13
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    10 - 14
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    7 - 11
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    12 - 6
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 11 November

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    10 - 11
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    18 - 5
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    17 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    5 - 12
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    10 - 14
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    4 - 16
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    13 - 6
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    2 - 8
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    14 - 10
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    11 - 21
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    17 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    6 - 7
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    1 - 4
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    9 - 5
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    12 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 21 October

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 6
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    3 - 11
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    2 - 12
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    15 - 14
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    11 - 16
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 14 October

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    14 - 9
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    10 - 8
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    10 - 10
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    5 - 16
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 06 January

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

  • Thursday 15 January

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras