Stockport

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Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport , Woodley Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
7
6
12
2
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
7
5
10
3
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
7
5
10
4
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
7
5
10
5
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
7
4
8
6
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
7
3
7
7
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
7
2
5
8
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
7
2
4
9
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
7
2
4
10
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
7
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 7 6 0 1 75 43 32 12
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 7 5 0 2 80 41 39 10
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 7 5 0 2 110 72 38 10
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 7 5 0 2 91 71 20 10
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 7 4 0 3 64 70 -6 8
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 7 3 1 3 57 74 -17 7
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 7 2 1 4 40 68 -28 5
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 7 2 0 5 46 68 -22 4
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 7 2 0 5 45 71 -26 4
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 7 0 0 7 58 88 -30 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 7 7 0 0 29 1 28 14
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 7 5 0 2 16 7 9 10
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 7 5 0 2 14 10 4 10
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 7 3 2 2 11 8 3 8
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 7 4 0 3 13 17 -4 8
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 7 3 1 3 15 9 6 7
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 7 3 0 4 12 13 -1 6
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 7 2 1 4 9 10 -1 5
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 7 1 0 6 10 26 -16 2
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 7 0 0 7 6 34 -28 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 7 6 0 1 50 16 34 12
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 7 6 0 1 43 27 16 12
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 7 5 1 1 23 9 14 11
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 7 4 2 1 18 9 9 10
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 7 3 1 3 16 23 -7 7
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 7 2 1 4 12 21 -9 5
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 7 1 2 4 3 21 -18 4
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 7 1 1 5 14 25 -11 3
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 7 1 1 5 3 15 -12 3
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 7 1 1 5 2 18 -16 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 9.00 1.29%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Tom Hague 8.50 7.91%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Tom Hampson 8.50 7.39%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 8.00 8.00%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Ian Hammond 6.50 7.90%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 6.50 6.51%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) James Woolley 6.00 6.80%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Neil Strangeways 6.00 5.94%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Paul Higson 6.00 2.81%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 6.00 0.20%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Paul Wright 5.50 5.98%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Stuart Normansell 5.00 4.58%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Lewis Chapman-Barker 5.00 4.19%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Reece Cotton 5.00 2.22%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Ryan Salt 5.00 1.49%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Shan-E Haider 5.00 1.35%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 5.00 -0.78%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Noel Jolly 4.00 3.05%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 4.00 -1.13%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lee Gartside 3.50 4.89%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 3.50 4.87%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Chris Spencer 3.50 4.49%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious JOSHUA SMITH 3.50 2.36%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Rory Appleton 3.00 4.15%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Ben Meek 3.00 3.89%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Steve Baldwin 3.00 3.68%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Dan Cooper 3.00 2.50%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joe Mott 3.00 1.89%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Regan 3.00 1.76%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Neil Holladay 3.00 1.31%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 3.00 0.91%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 3.00 0.61%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Pugh 3.00 0.47%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Elliot Nield 3.00 0.35%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lewis Stewart 2.50 3.62%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen steve barton 2.50 2.59%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Adam Warburton 2.50 2.50%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Scott Lennon 2.50 1.63%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Chris Heppell 2.50 1.43%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Caomhan O LUAIN 2.50 1.28%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Marc Simmons 2.50 1.25%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 2.50 0.77%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Murray 2.50 0.75%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Elliot Kennedy 2.50 0.18%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 2.00 2.03%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Phil Boylan 2.00 0.57%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Oli Booth 1.50 2.13%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Daniel Witkowski 1.50 0.53%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Gordon Combe 1.50 0.44%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Connolly 1.00 1.96%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Robert Smith 1.00 1.53%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) stuart wright 1.00 1.42%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Heath 1.00 1.23%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Jonathan Lambert 1.00 1.11%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Alexander Fawcett 1.00 0.90%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Iain Harrison 1.00 0.17%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ashley Clarey 1.00 0.00%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Gove 1.00 -2.65%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Steve Harris 0.50 0.87%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Dave Thornley 0.50 0.53%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Steven Painter 0.50 0.53%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 0.50 0.49%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Luke Carrington 0.50 0.40%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Sully Malik 0.50 0.23%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Kyle Hannan 0.50 0.15%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Mark Warner 0.50 0.15%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ian Slater 0.50 0.00%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 0.50 -1.69%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:00
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    14 - 4
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    3 - 8
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    17 - 8
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    6 - 7
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    9 - 16
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    12 - 3
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    5 - 13
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    10 - 14
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    7 - 11
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    12 - 6
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 11 November

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    10 - 11
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    18 - 5
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    17 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    5 - 12
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    10 - 14
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    4 - 16
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    13 - 6
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    2 - 8
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    14 - 10
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    11 - 21
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    17 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    6 - 7
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    1 - 4
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    9 - 5
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    12 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 21 October

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 6
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    3 - 11
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    2 - 12
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    15 - 14
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    11 - 16
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 14 October

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    14 - 9
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    10 - 8
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    10 - 10
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    5 - 16
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC