Stoke
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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too
David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Five | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
5
4
8
2
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
5
3
7
3
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
5
2
5
4
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
5
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 37 | 30 | 7 | 8 |
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 54 | 26 | 28 | 7 |
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 32 | 33 | -1 | 5 |
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 12 | 46 | -34 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 6 |
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 10 | -6 | 5 |
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 3 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 10 | 18 | 8 |
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 8 |
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 4 |
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | -1 | 24 | -25 | 0 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) | Alex Davies | 11.00 | 9.62% |
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) | Rich Hammond | 8.50 | 6.68% |
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) | George Tatlow | 8.00 | 9.30% |
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) | James Weller | 3.50 | 3.01% |
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) | Ken Leek | 3.50 | 2.99% |
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) | Andy Grocott | 3.00 | 3.97% |
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) | Jason Robinson | 3.00 | 3.86% |
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) | Paul Gratton | 3.00 | 2.69% |
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) | Mark Shaw | 3.00 | 2.57% |
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) | Louis Brough | 3.00 | 1.65% |
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) | Matthew Nutt | 3.00 | 0.70% |
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) | Mark Whitehead | 3.00 | 0.26% |
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) | John Holland | 3.00 | 0.24% |
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) | Jake Savage | 2.50 | 2.47% |
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) | Liam Dalgarno | 2.50 | 2.41% |
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) | Matt Box | 2.50 | 1.93% |
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) | Ross Williams | 2.50 | 1.40% |
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) | Toby Wild | 2.50 | 1.00% |
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) | Mohamed Abdo | 1.00 | 2.95% |
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) | Alex McLaren | 0.50 | 2.27% |
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) | Liam Thompsett | 0.50 | 1.80% |
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) | Robert Lloyd | 0.50 | 1.07% |
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) | Richard Cliffe | 0.50 | 0.42% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 18 July
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)VS 19:30Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) -
Friday 18 July
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)VS 20:00RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) -
Friday 01 August
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)VS 19:30Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) -
Friday 01 August
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)VS 20:00Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 20 June
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)6 - 10RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)11 - 8Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) -
Friday 23 May
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)3 - 14Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)10 - 9Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) -
Friday 18 July
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)0 - 0Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)0 - 0RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) -
Friday 01 August
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)0 - 0Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)0 - 0Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
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Friday 27 June
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)VS 19:30Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) -
Friday 27 June
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)VS 20:00RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) -
Friday 04 July
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)VS 19:30Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) -
Friday 04 July
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)VS 20:00RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) -
Friday 11 July
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)VS 19:30RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) -
Friday 11 July
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)VS 20:00Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) -
Friday 25 July
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)VS 19:30Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) -
Friday 25 July
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)VS 20:00Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 13 June
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)4 - 2RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)11 - 7Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) -
Friday 06 June
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)22 - 2RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)14 - 5Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) -
Friday 30 May
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)6 - 6Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)3 - 8Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) -
Friday 16 May
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)8 - 2RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)3 - 9Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) -
Friday 09 May
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)3 - 4Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)11 - 5Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) -
Friday 27 June
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)0 - 0Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)0 - 0RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) -
Friday 04 July
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)0 - 0Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)0 - 0RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) -
Friday 11 July
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)0 - 0RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)0 - 0Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) -
Friday 25 July
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)0 - 0Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)0 - 0Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)