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Ormiston Academy, Beaconsfield Dr Stoke on Trent, ST3 3JD

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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too

David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke

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Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2021
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter Me Scran.
8
7
14
2
Man Titty (STK)
8
5
11
3
Hardly Athletic Stoke
8
4
9
4
PSG
8
4
8
5
Expected Toulouse.
8
3
7
6
Green Forest Gateaux
8
3
7
7
KFC Wobbledon
8
3
6
8
.Real Madras
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Me Scran. 8 7 0 1 104 50 54 14
Man Titty (STK) 8 5 1 2 67 59 8 11
Hardly Athletic Stoke 8 4 1 3 77 77 0 9
PSG 8 4 0 4 98 89 9 8
Expected Toulouse. 8 3 1 4 72 73 -1 7
Green Forest Gateaux 8 3 1 4 59 73 -14 7
KFC Wobbledon 8 3 0 5 76 87 -11 6
.Real Madras 8 1 0 7 66 111 -45 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Me Scran. 8 7 1 0 26 4 22 15
PSG 8 5 1 2 17 9 8 11
Man Titty (STK) 8 4 1 3 19 15 4 9
Expected Toulouse. 8 4 1 3 17 13 4 9
KFC Wobbledon 8 3 2 3 12 10 2 8
Hardly Athletic Stoke 8 3 1 4 16 20 -4 7
Green Forest Gateaux 8 2 1 5 14 21 -7 5
.Real Madras 8 0 0 8 6 35 -29 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Me Scran. 8 6 0 2 55 26 29 12
Green Forest Gateaux 8 6 0 2 28 35 -7 12
Man Titty (STK) 8 4 2 2 36 25 11 10
Hardly Athletic Stoke 8 3 2 3 42 37 5 8
PSG 8 3 1 4 56 60 -4 7
Expected Toulouse. 8 3 0 5 36 41 -5 6
KFC Wobbledon 8 2 2 4 42 54 -12 6
.Real Madras 8 1 1 6 40 57 -17 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Expected Toulouse. Matthew Parker 9.50 2.79%
Man Titty (STK) Jonathan Perkins 9.00 9.10%
PSG Jordan Shufflebotham 9.00 8.16%
.Real Madras James Bartlett 9.00 2.33%
Inter Me Scran. Mark Dunn 9.00 1.58%
KFC Wobbledon Ash Parry 9.00 1.35%
Inter Me Scran. Ryan Mountford 8.50 2.49%
KFC Wobbledon Ben Lichfield 8.00 3.66%
Inter Me Scran. Fraser Cotterill 8.00 2.96%
Inter Me Scran. Jason Bernard 8.00 1.46%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 01 October

    .Real Madras
    VS 19:30
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
  • Friday 01 October

    Expected Toulouse.
    VS 20:00
    Green Forest Gateaux
  • Friday 01 October

    Man Titty (STK)
    VS 20:30
    KFC Wobbledon
  • Friday 01 October

    PSG
    VS 21:00
    Inter Me Scran.
  • Friday 08 October

    Green Forest Gateaux
    VS 19:30
    PSG
  • Friday 08 October

    Inter Me Scran.
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (STK)
  • Friday 08 October

    KFC Wobbledon
    VS 20:30
    .Real Madras
  • Friday 08 October

    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    VS 21:00
    Expected Toulouse.
  • Friday 15 October

    Expected Toulouse.
    VS 19:30
    KFC Wobbledon
  • Friday 15 October

    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    VS 20:00
    Green Forest Gateaux
  • Friday 15 October

    .Real Madras
    VS 20:30
    Inter Me Scran.
  • Friday 15 October

    Man Titty (STK)
    VS 21:00
    PSG
  • Friday 22 October

    Green Forest Gateaux
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (STK)
  • Friday 22 October

    PSG
    VS 20:00
    .Real Madras
  • Friday 22 October

    Inter Me Scran.
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse.
  • Friday 22 October

    KFC Wobbledon
    VS 21:00
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
  • Friday 29 October

    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    VS 19:30
    Inter Me Scran.
  • Friday 29 October

    KFC Wobbledon
    VS 20:00
    Green Forest Gateaux
  • Friday 29 October

    Expected Toulouse.
    VS 20:30
    PSG
  • Friday 29 October

    .Real Madras
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (STK)
  • Friday 05 November

    Green Forest Gateaux
    VS 19:30
    .Real Madras
  • Friday 05 November

    Man Titty (STK)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse.
  • Friday 05 November

    PSG
    VS 20:30
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
  • Friday 05 November

    Inter Me Scran.
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wobbledon

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  • Friday 24 September

    Expected Toulouse.
    16 - 7
    .Real Madras
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    9 - 9
    Man Titty (STK)
    KFC Wobbledon
    13 - 12
    PSG
    Green Forest Gateaux
    1 - 18
    Inter Me Scran.
  • Friday 17 September

    KFC Wobbledon
    6 - 10
    Inter Me Scran.
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    17 - 12
    PSG
    Expected Toulouse.
    4 - 9
    Man Titty (STK)
    .Real Madras
    8 - 14
    Green Forest Gateaux
  • Friday 10 September

    Man Titty (STK)
    13 - 8
    .Real Madras
    PSG
    16 - 5
    Expected Toulouse.
    Green Forest Gateaux
    9 - 6
    KFC Wobbledon
    Inter Me Scran.
    13 - 3
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
  • Friday 03 September

    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    13 - 14
    KFC Wobbledon
    Expected Toulouse.
    8 - 11
    Inter Me Scran.
    .Real Madras
    7 - 17
    PSG
    Man Titty (STK)
    4 - 10
    Green Forest Gateaux
  • Friday 27 August

    PSG
    8 - 11
    Man Titty (STK)
    Inter Me Scran.
    15 - 9
    .Real Madras
    Green Forest Gateaux
    6 - 8
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    KFC Wobbledon
    8 - 17
    Expected Toulouse.
  • Friday 20 August

    Expected Toulouse.
    10 - 7
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    .Real Madras
    9 - 16
    KFC Wobbledon
    Man Titty (STK)
    9 - 7
    Inter Me Scran.
    PSG
    16 - 7
    Green Forest Gateaux
  • Friday 13 August

    Inter Me Scran.
    22 - 7
    PSG
    KFC Wobbledon
    6 - 7
    Man Titty (STK)
    Green Forest Gateaux
    5 - 5
    Expected Toulouse.
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    13 - 8
    .Real Madras
  • Friday 06 August

    .Real Madras
    10 - 7
    Expected Toulouse.
    Man Titty (STK)
    5 - 7
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    PSG
    10 - 7
    KFC Wobbledon
    Inter Me Scran.
    8 - 7
    Green Forest Gateaux
  • Friday 01 October

    .Real Madras
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    Expected Toulouse.
    0 - 0
    Green Forest Gateaux
    Man Titty (STK)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wobbledon
    PSG
    0 - 0
    Inter Me Scran.
  • Friday 08 October

    Green Forest Gateaux
    0 - 0
    PSG
    Inter Me Scran.
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (STK)
    KFC Wobbledon
    0 - 0
    .Real Madras
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse.
  • Friday 15 October

    Expected Toulouse.
    0 - 0
    KFC Wobbledon
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    0 - 0
    Green Forest Gateaux
    .Real Madras
    0 - 0
    Inter Me Scran.
    Man Titty (STK)
    0 - 0
    PSG
  • Friday 22 October

    Green Forest Gateaux
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (STK)
    PSG
    0 - 0
    .Real Madras
    Inter Me Scran.
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse.
    KFC Wobbledon
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
  • Friday 29 October

    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    0 - 0
    Inter Me Scran.
    KFC Wobbledon
    0 - 0
    Green Forest Gateaux
    Expected Toulouse.
    0 - 0
    PSG
    .Real Madras
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (STK)
  • Friday 05 November

    Green Forest Gateaux
    0 - 0
    .Real Madras
    Man Titty (STK)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse.
    PSG
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic Stoke
    Inter Me Scran.
    0 - 0
    KFC Wobbledon

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