Stoke

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Ormiston Academy, Beaconsfield Dr Stoke on Trent, ST3 3JD

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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too

David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke

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Season Twenty-Five | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
2
2
4
2
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
2
2
4
3
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
2
0
0
4
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 2 2 0 0 19 7 12 4
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 2 2 0 0 13 6 7 4
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 2 0 0 2 5 12 -7 0
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 2 0 0 2 8 20 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 2 1 0 1 5 1 4 2
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 2
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 2
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 2 1 0 1 2 6 -4 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 2 2 0 0 9 1 8 4
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 2 2 0 0 4 2 2 4
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 2 0 0 2 2 8 -6 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Alex Davies 4.00 4.73%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Rich Hammond 1.00 2.66%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) George Tatlow 1.00 2.35%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Ken Leek 1.00 1.25%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Mark Shaw 1.00 1.01%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) James Weller 1.00 1.00%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) John Holland 1.00 0.88%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Mark Whitehead 1.00 0.51%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Jason Robinson 0.50 2.51%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Jake Savage 0.50 1.89%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Ryan Lockett 0.50 0.95%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Nathan Carnall 0.50 0.72%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Ross Williams 0.50 0.61%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Tony Banks 0.50 0.37%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Toby Wild 0.50 0.17%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Andy Shaw 0.50 0.07%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 23 May

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
  • Friday 23 May

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
  • Friday 20 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
  • Friday 20 June

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 18 July

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
  • Friday 18 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 01 August

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
  • Friday 01 August

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 23 May

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
  • Friday 20 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 18 July

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 01 August

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

 

  • Friday 30 May

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
  • Friday 30 May

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
  • Friday 06 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
  • Friday 06 June

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 13 June

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
  • Friday 13 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 27 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
  • Friday 27 June

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 04 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
  • Friday 04 July

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 11 July

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 11 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
  • Friday 25 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
  • Friday 25 July

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 16 May

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    8 - 2
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    3 - 9
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
  • Friday 09 May

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    3 - 4
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    11 - 5
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
  • Friday 30 May

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
  • Friday 06 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 13 June

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 27 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 04 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
  • Friday 11 July

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
  • Friday 25 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)