Stoke

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Ormiston Academy, Beaconsfield Dr Stoke on Trent, ST3 3JD

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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too

David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke

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Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
2
1
3
2
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
2
1
2
3
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
2
1
2
4
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
2
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 2 1 1 0 14 11 3 3
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 2 1 0 1 9 9 0 2
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 2 1 0 1 8 8 0 2
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 2 0 1 1 10 13 -3 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 2 1 0 1 5 3 2 2
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 2 1 0 1 2 1 1 2
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 2
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 2 1 0 1 1 4 -3 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 2 1 1 0 5 3 2 3
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 2 1 1 0 5 4 1 3
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 1
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Liam Smith 4.00 5.03%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) John Holland 1.00 5.89%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Jordan Wareham 1.00 4.26%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Toby Wild 1.00 1.72%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Ryan Clark 1.00 1.51%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Will Lewis 0.50 4.96%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Mark Whitehead 0.50 2.99%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Thomas Redfern-Hallam 0.50 2.26%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Lee Palmer 0.50 1.70%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Junior Mayer 0.50 1.33%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Jack Bradley-Seddon 0.50 1.11%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Ryan Lockett 0.50 1.09%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Andy Grocott 0.50 1.02%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Robert Lloyd 0.50 0.97%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Craig Robinson 0.50 0.51%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Alex Davies 0.50 0.42%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Michael Boulton 0.50 0.19%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Hasnain Ali Shah 0.50 0.10%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 24 January

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 24 January

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 21 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 21 February

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 21 March

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 21 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 04 April

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 04 April

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 24 January

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 21 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 21 March

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 04 April

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

 

  • Friday 31 January

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 31 January

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 07 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 07 February

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 14 February

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 14 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 28 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 28 February

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 07 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 07 March

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 14 March

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 19:30
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 14 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 28 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 28 March

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 17 January

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    5 - 8
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    7 - 4
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 10 January

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    6 - 6
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    4 - 1
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 31 January

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 07 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 14 February

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 28 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 07 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 14 March

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 28 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)