Stoke

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Ormiston Academy, Beaconsfield Dr Stoke on Trent, ST3 3JD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stoke. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too

David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Five | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
5
4
8
2
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
5
3
7
3
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
5
2
5
4
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 5 4 0 1 37 30 7 8
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 5 3 1 1 54 26 28 7
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 5 2 1 2 32 33 -1 5
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 5 0 0 5 12 46 -34 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 5 2 2 1 10 5 5 6
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 5 3 0 2 8 9 -1 6
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 5 2 1 2 4 10 -6 5
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 5 1 1 3 10 8 2 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 5 4 0 1 28 10 18 8
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 5 4 0 1 15 10 5 8
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 5 2 0 3 12 10 2 4
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 5 0 0 5 -1 24 -25 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Alex Davies 11.00 9.62%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Rich Hammond 8.50 6.68%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) George Tatlow 8.00 9.30%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) James Weller 3.50 3.01%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Ken Leek 3.50 2.99%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Andy Grocott 3.00 3.97%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Jason Robinson 3.00 3.86%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Paul Gratton 3.00 2.69%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Mark Shaw 3.00 2.57%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Louis Brough 3.00 1.65%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Matthew Nutt 3.00 0.70%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Mark Whitehead 3.00 0.26%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) John Holland 3.00 0.24%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Jake Savage 2.50 2.47%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Liam Dalgarno 2.50 2.41%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Matt Box 2.50 1.93%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Ross Williams 2.50 1.40%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Toby Wild 2.50 1.00%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Mohamed Abdo 1.00 2.95%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Alex McLaren 0.50 2.27%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Liam Thompsett 0.50 1.80%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Robert Lloyd 0.50 1.07%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Richard Cliffe 0.50 0.42%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 18 July

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 18 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 01 August

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 01 August

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 20 June

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    6 - 10
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    11 - 8
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 23 May

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    3 - 14
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    10 - 9
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 18 July

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 01 August

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

 

  • Friday 27 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 27 June

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 04 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 04 July

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 11 July

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 11 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 25 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 25 July

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

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  • Friday 13 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    4 - 2
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    11 - 7
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 06 June

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    22 - 2
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    14 - 5
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 30 May

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    6 - 6
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    3 - 8
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 16 May

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    8 - 2
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    3 - 9
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 09 May

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    3 - 4
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    11 - 5
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 27 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 04 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 11 July

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 25 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)