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Ormiston Academy, Beaconsfield Dr Stoke on Trent, ST3 3JD

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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too

David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Unathletico (Stoke White)
10
8
17
2
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
10
6
12
3
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
10
4
9
4
Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
10
3
8
5
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
10
4
8
6
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
10
3
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico (Stoke White) 10 8 1 1 107 57 50 17
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) 10 6 0 4 89 79 10 12
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) 10 4 1 5 62 83 -21 9
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) 10 3 2 5 58 65 -7 8
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) 10 4 0 6 53 64 -11 8
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) 10 3 0 7 61 82 -21 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico (Stoke White) 10 5 4 1 14 6 8 14
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) 10 4 5 1 12 6 6 13
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) 10 4 4 2 18 9 9 12
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) 10 3 3 4 13 15 -2 9
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) 10 3 1 6 9 15 -6 7
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) 10 2 1 7 12 27 -15 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico (Stoke White) 10 9 1 0 61 16 45 19
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) 10 5 1 4 23 33 -10 11
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) 10 4 2 4 37 37 0 10
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) 10 4 1 5 23 23 0 9
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) 10 3 1 6 18 32 -14 7
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) 10 2 0 8 5 26 -21 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Unathletico (Stoke White) Kyle Brett 17.00 1.56%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Jordan Wareham 12.00 12.15%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Ryan Evans 11.00 7.18%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Jake Murphy 10.50 9.47%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) Stephen Dawson 10.50 4.99%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Davide Infantino 9.00 6.89%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Jake Savage 9.00 6.47%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) Jamie Perry 9.00 4.74%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Gareth Barnes 9.00 3.31%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Vincent McSweeney 8.50 4.14%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Liam Smith 8.50 3.44%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Jordan Shufflebotham 8.00 4.16%
Unathletico (Stoke White) joselyn burt 6.50 -0.20%
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) James Conlon 6.50 -1.47%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) Sam Hewitt 6.00 4.74%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Mark Whitehead 6.00 4.29%
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) James Sykes 6.00 2.73%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) Adam Rushton 5.50 7.23%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Matthew Watts 5.50 2.33%
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) Ashley Sutton 5.50 1.38%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Jamie Johnson 5.00 3.34%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) Toby Wild 5.00 3.25%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Alex Thorley 5.00 3.04%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) paul gratton 5.00 1.17%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) Ray Brown 5.00 1.17%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) Paul Parsons 5.00 0.00%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) Richard hewitt 4.50 1.37%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Junior Mayer 4.00 1.11%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) Joel Rawlin 3.50 2.76%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Carl Beaman 3.50 0.98%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) Darren Smith 3.50 0.15%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) Sam Twigg 3.00 3.74%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Andrew Melnyk 2.50 4.38%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Phil Oakes 2.00 0.57%
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) Will Lewis 1.50 3.15%
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) Yusaf Shah 1.50 -0.46%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) Dave Myatt 1.00 2.85%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Liam Thompsett 1.00 1.64%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Jordan Perry 1.00 0.71%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) James Donnelly 1.00 -0.09%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Bobby Fisher 0.50 1.51%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Karl Phillips 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 21 March

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    VS 20:00
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
  • Friday 21 June

    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
  • Friday 21 June

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Unathletico (Stoke White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 31 May

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    10 - 2
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    4 - 6
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    6 - 5
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
  • Friday 03 May

    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    -1 - 13
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    4 - 6
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    9 - 9
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
  • Friday 05 April

    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    6 - 9
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    6 - 13
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    8 - 12
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
  • Thursday 21 March

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    0 - 0
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
  • Friday 21 June

    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico (Stoke White)

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 14 June

    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    3 - 3
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    7 - 2
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    5 - 9
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
  • Friday 07 June

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    12 - -2
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    7 - 4
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    9 - 2
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
  • Friday 24 May

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    3 - 14
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    4 - 3
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    2 - 9
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
  • Friday 17 May

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    6 - 14
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    13 - 12
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    10 - 2
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
  • Friday 10 May

    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    14 - 4
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    3 - 6
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    9 - 7
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
  • Friday 26 April

    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    4 - 2
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    16 - 4
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    8 - 10
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
  • Friday 19 April

    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    12 - 7
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    8 - 8
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    5 - 12
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
  • Friday 12 April

    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    4 - 3
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    10 - 9
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
  • Friday 22 March

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    6 - 9
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    10 - 6
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    6 - 3
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
  • Friday 15 March

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    10 - 8
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    9 - 11
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    11 - 10
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)