Sutton

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Goals Sutton, 656 London Rd, Sutton, SM3 9BY

Welcome to MAN v FAT Sutton. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Hello from me (Nicola) your Coach and welcome to MAN v FAT - Sutton. A place where being a loser is a good thing! With over 60 men all trying to lose weight and the supportive environment, Sutton is the place to be. You could be our next success story. Why not give it a go.

Nicola Stearn, Coach, Sutton

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
4
3
7
2
Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
4
3
6
3
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
4
3
6
4
Ozempiacos FC (Red)
4
3
6
5
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
4
2
4
6
AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
4
1
3
7
Kale Madrid (Green)
4
1
2
8
Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
4
1
2
9
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
4
1
2
10
FC Burgerlona (Purple)
4
0
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Egg Yolk City (Yellow) 4 3 1 0 47 38 9 7
Charlton Unathletic (Pink) 4 3 0 1 76 57 19 6
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) 4 3 0 1 62 44 18 6
Ozempiacos FC (Red) 4 3 0 1 54 49 5 6
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) 4 2 0 2 53 51 2 4
AC Me Rollin’ (Black) 4 1 1 2 43 52 -9 3
Kale Madrid (Green) 4 1 0 3 38 47 -9 2
Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) 4 1 0 3 46 56 -10 2
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) 4 1 0 3 41 53 -12 2
FC Burgerlona (Purple) 4 0 2 2 29 42 -13 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Egg Yolk City (Yellow) 4 4 0 0 28 14 14 8
Ozempiacos FC (Red) 4 3 0 1 22 14 8 6
Charlton Unathletic (Pink) 4 3 0 1 31 25 6 6
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) 4 2 1 1 20 16 4 5
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) 4 2 0 2 17 16 1 4
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) 4 1 1 2 16 20 -4 3
Kale Madrid (Green) 4 1 0 3 18 22 -4 2
Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) 4 1 0 3 23 29 -6 2
AC Me Rollin’ (Black) 4 1 0 3 14 22 -8 2
FC Burgerlona (Purple) 4 1 0 3 13 24 -11 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) 4 3 2 0 16 5 11 8
Charlton Unathletic (Pink) 4 2 3 0 20 10 10 7
Ozempiacos FC (Red) 4 3 1 1 7 10 -3 7
AC Me Rollin’ (Black) 4 2 2 1 9 7 2 6
Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) 4 1 3 1 5 5 0 5
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) 4 2 1 2 8 8 0 5
FC Burgerlona (Purple) 4 2 1 2 1 1 0 5
Kale Madrid (Green) 4 1 1 3 1 4 -3 3
Egg Yolk City (Yellow) 4 0 2 3 1 7 -6 2
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) 4 0 2 3 1 12 -11 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Charlton Unathletic (Pink) Thomas Ainsworth 9.00 6.60%
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) Can Okman 6.50 5.91%
Charlton Unathletic (Pink) Kyle McCandlish 6.50 2.74%
Kale Madrid (Green) Chris Magnowski 6.00 2.22%
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) Adam Quinton 6.00 -1.15%
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) Kieran Reynolds 5.50 3.26%
Charlton Unathletic (Pink) Nick Lea 5.00 2.11%
Egg Yolk City (Yellow) James Barton 4.00 0.58%
Ozempiacos FC (Red) Richard Stearn 3.50 2.74%
AC Me Rollin’ (Black) Ryan James 3.50 0.65%
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) Ben Monckton 3.00 5.79%
Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) Jaafar Al hakem 3.00 3.58%
Ozempiacos FC (Red) Tom Grundon 3.00 2.93%
Ozempiacos FC (Red) Martin Barrell 3.00 2.06%
Kale Madrid (Green) Paul Stanger 3.00 0.35%
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) Sam Brown 2.50 5.26%
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) Ian Cain 2.50 2.11%
AC Me Rollin’ (Black) Ricki Jackson 2.50 2.07%
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) Jay Macnamara 2.50 1.58%
AC Me Rollin’ (Black) Mike Theobald 2.50 1.42%
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) Mehdi Mirzazadeh 2.50 1.33%
Ozempiacos FC (Red) Alex Cordes 1.50 4.03%
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) Ayush Arora 1.50 2.15%
FC Burgerlona (Purple) Mark Gates 1.50 1.81%
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) Salim Salam 1.50 0.54%
Kale Madrid (Green) Colin Lehane 1.50 0.19%
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) Daniel McGinnis-Trow 1.00 2.30%
Charlton Unathletic (Pink) Alfie Neve 1.00 1.95%
FC Burgerlona (Purple) Tom Rutenga 1.00 1.50%
Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) Peter Rutenga 1.00 -0.11%
Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) James Gillard 1.00 -0.68%
Charlton Unathletic (Pink) Mason Nugent 0.50 1.90%
FC Burgerlona (Purple) Douglas Allen 0.50 1.27%
AC Me Rollin’ (Black) scott moffatt 0.50 0.99%
Egg Yolk City (Yellow) Keith Tobin 0.50 0.91%
Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) Ben Jevtic 0.50 0.31%
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) David Hainsworth 0.50 0.31%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 24 October

    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)

  • Friday 24 October

    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)

  • Friday 24 October

    Kale Madrid (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 24 October

    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)

  • Friday 24 October

    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)

  • Friday 21 November

    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Kale Madrid (Green)

  • Friday 21 November

    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)

  • Friday 21 November

    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 21 November

    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    VS 20:30
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)

  • Friday 21 November

    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)

  • Friday 05 December

    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)

  • Friday 05 December

    Kale Madrid (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)

  • Friday 05 December

    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)

  • Friday 05 December

    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)

  • Friday 05 December

    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)

  • Friday 12 December

    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)

  • Friday 12 December

    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 12 December

    Kale Madrid (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)

  • Friday 12 December

    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)

  • Friday 12 December

    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 26 September

    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    17 - 14
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    9 - 12
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    4 - 12
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    21 - 14
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    15 - 11
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)

  • Friday 24 October

    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)

  • Friday 21 November

    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    0 - 0
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)

  • Friday 05 December

    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    0 - 0
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)

  • Friday 12 December

    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    0 - 0
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    0 - 0
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    0 - 0
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)

 

  • Friday 17 October

    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)

  • Friday 17 October

    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)

  • Friday 17 October

    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)

  • Friday 17 October

    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)

  • Friday 17 October

    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    VS 21:00
    Kale Madrid (Green)

  • Friday 31 October

    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)

  • Friday 31 October

    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 31 October

    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)

  • Friday 31 October

    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    VS 20:30
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)

  • Friday 31 October

    Kale Madrid (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)

  • Friday 07 November

    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)

  • Friday 07 November

    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Kale Madrid (Green)

  • Friday 07 November

    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)

  • Friday 07 November

    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    VS 20:30
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)

  • Friday 07 November

    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    VS 21:00
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)

  • Friday 14 November

    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Kale Madrid (Green)

  • Friday 14 November

    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)

  • Friday 14 November

    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)

  • Friday 14 November

    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)

  • Friday 14 November

    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 28 November

    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    VS 20:00
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)

  • Friday 28 November

    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)

  • Friday 28 November

    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kale Madrid (Green)

  • Friday 28 November

    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)

  • Friday 28 November

    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 10 October

    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    10 - 15
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    10 - 10
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    19 - 12
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    10 - 16
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    8 - 13
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)

  • Friday 03 October

    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    15 - 22
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    9 - 13
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    10 - 14
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    15 - 27
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    18 - 13
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)

  • Friday 19 September

    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    6 - 6
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    13 - 6
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    9 - 15
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    7 - 10
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    16 - 18
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)

  • Friday 12 September

    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    14 - 12
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    6 - 11
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    10 - 11
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    3 - 12
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    9 - 16
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 17 October

    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    0 - 0
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    0 - 0
    Kale Madrid (Green)

  • Friday 31 October

    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    0 - 0
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    0 - 0
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    0 - 0
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)

  • Friday 07 November

    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)

  • Friday 14 November

    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
    0 - 0
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 28 November

    Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
    FC Burgerlona (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
    Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kale Madrid (Green)
    Ozempiacos FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
    Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Charlton Unathletic (Pink)