Sutton

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Goals Sutton, 656 London Rd, Sutton, SM3 9BY

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Hello from me (Nicola) your Coach and welcome to MAN v FAT - Sutton. A place where being a loser is a good thing! With over 60 men all trying to lose weight and the supportive environment, Sutton is the place to be. You could be our next success story. Why not give it a go.

Nicola Stearn, Coach, Sutton

Leaderboard

Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Full of Ham (orange)
9
7
14
2
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
9
6
14
3
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
9
6
13
4
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
9
6
12
5
Carbshalton Athletic (red)
9
4
8
6
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
9
4
8
7
Scran Marino (white)
9
4
8
8
Chubby Alonso (black)
9
3
6
9
Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
9
2
5
10
The Yellow Chubmarine
9
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Full of Ham (orange) 9 7 0 2 134 90 44 14
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 9 6 2 1 133 110 23 14
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 9 6 1 2 131 105 26 13
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 9 6 0 3 130 94 36 12
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 9 4 0 5 121 123 -2 8
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 9 4 0 5 87 96 -9 8
Scran Marino (white) 9 4 0 5 106 118 -12 8
Chubby Alonso (black) 9 3 0 6 105 129 -24 6
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 9 2 1 6 89 112 -23 5
The Yellow Chubmarine 9 1 0 8 71 130 -59 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 9 8 0 1 56 32 24 16
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 9 7 0 2 68 29 39 14
Full of Ham (orange) 9 5 0 4 42 29 13 10
Chubby Alonso (black) 9 5 0 4 48 60 -12 10
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 9 4 1 4 65 36 29 9
Scran Marino (white) 9 4 1 4 47 49 -2 9
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 9 4 0 5 37 46 -9 8
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 9 3 1 5 38 45 -7 7
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 9 2 0 7 32 64 -32 4
The Yellow Chubmarine 9 1 1 7 22 65 -43 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 9 7 1 1 31 12 19 15
Full of Ham (orange) 9 7 0 2 39 18 21 14
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 9 5 0 4 26 25 1 10
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 9 4 2 3 15 21 -6 10
Scran Marino (white) 9 3 3 3 18 23 -5 9
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 9 4 0 5 11 9 2 8
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 9 4 0 5 31 34 -3 8
Chubby Alonso (black) 9 3 1 5 20 20 0 7
The Yellow Chubmarine 9 2 2 5 6 16 -10 6
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 9 1 1 7 8 27 -19 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) James Barton 16.00 0.81%
Full of Ham (orange) Ryan James 14.00 14.20%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Paul Stanger 13.50 6.68%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Adam Quinton 13.00 -2.62%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Mason Nugent 11.00 6.06%
Scran Marino (white) Colin Lehane 10.50 8.77%
Chubby Alonso (black) Salim Salam 10.50 4.41%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Chris Magnowski 10.00 0.25%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Kieran Reynolds 9.00 8.91%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) James Gillard 9.00 2.37%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Alan Mooney 8.50 7.70%
Full of Ham (orange) Andrew Hiorns 8.50 7.08%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) David Hainsworth 8.50 3.96%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Thomas Ainsworth 8.00 7.97%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Joe Roel 8.00 4.27%
Chubby Alonso (black) Tom Rutenga 8.00 3.44%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Blake Fitch 6.50 4.51%
Full of Ham (orange) Bobby Wiffen 6.50 4.45%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Owen Wade 6.00 5.94%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Mehdi Mirzazadeh 6.00 3.52%
Scran Marino (white) Matthew McFarland 6.00 3.17%
Full of Ham (orange) Alfie Neve 5.50 5.19%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Ayush Arora 5.50 3.97%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Chris Petrides 5.50 2.89%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Naz Khalil 5.50 1.05%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Daniel McGinnis-Trow 5.00 3.40%
Full of Ham (orange) Tom Grundon 5.00 3.02%
Chubby Alonso (black) Martin Barrell 4.00 2.11%
The Yellow Chubmarine Ben Jevtic 3.50 3.21%
The Yellow Chubmarine Ellis Bentley 3.50 2.38%
Full of Ham (orange) franco monaco 3.50 2.38%
The Yellow Chubmarine Keith Tobin 3.00 0.49%
Chubby Alonso (black) Mathew Lynch 2.50 3.44%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Jay Macnamara 2.50 2.51%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Simon Kinzley 2.50 1.54%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Ben Monckton 2.50 -0.09%
Chubby Alonso (black) Nick Lea 2.00 2.53%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Junior Ahazie 1.50 1.04%
The Yellow Chubmarine Andrew Croce 1.50 -0.48%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Kyle McCandlish 1.00 2.81%
Full of Ham (orange) Ricki Jackson 1.00 0.87%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Charlie Cox 0.50 0.94%
Scran Marino (white) Rishy Tharumakulasingham 0.50 0.94%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Stuart Murphy 0.50 0.61%
Chubby Alonso (black) Christopher Sangare 0.50 0.50%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Anthony McGregor 0.50 -0.50%
Chubby Alonso (black) Sam Rhodes 0.50 -0.64%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 22 August

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 22 August

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 22 August

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 22 August

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 22 August

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 29 August

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 29 August

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 29 August

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 29 August

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 29 August

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 08 August

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    10 - 14
    Full of Ham (orange)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    7 - 15
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    10 - 15
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    26 - 2
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    14 - 13
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 11 July

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    19 - 12
    Scran Marino (white)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    9 - 15
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    15 - 10
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    10 - 11
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    9 - 3
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 13 June

    Scran Marino (white)
    10 - 15
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    10 - 14
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    17 - 15
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    13 - 3
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    14 - 14
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 22 August

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 29 August

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 15 August

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    17 - 13
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    11 - 5
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    10 - 14
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    15 - 11
    Scran Marino (white)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    14 - 23
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 01 August

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    10 - 16
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    21 - 9
    Scran Marino (white)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    15 - 12
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    12 - 7
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    13 - 16
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 25 July

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    14 - 13
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    18 - 14
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    9 - 11
    Scran Marino (white)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    9 - 3
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    14 - 8
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 18 July

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    10 - 25
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Scran Marino (white)
    13 - 12
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    9 - 16
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    15 - 14
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    11 - 13
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 04 July

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    20 - 3
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    8 - 20
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Scran Marino (white)
    22 - 12
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    14 - 14
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    4 - 7
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 27 June

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    15 - 15
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    6 - 15
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    15 - 14
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    9 - 10
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    10 - 11
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 20 June

    Scran Marino (white)
    6 - 12
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    28 - 12
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    20 - 7
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    7 - 16
    Full of Ham (orange)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    15 - 19
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 06 June

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    15 - 12
    Scran Marino (white)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    12 - 8
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    9 - 14
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    13 - 6
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    10 - 7
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 30 May

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    8 - 12
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    13 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    8 - 10
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    9 - 12
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Scran Marino (white)
    11 - 12
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)