Sutton
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Hello from me (Nicola) your Coach and welcome to MAN v FAT - Sutton. A place where being a loser is a good thing! With over 60 men all trying to lose weight and the supportive environment, Sutton is the place to be. You could be our next success story. Why not give it a go.
Nicola Stearn, Coach, Sutton
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)
9
7
14
2
Charlton Unathletic (Pink)
9
7
14
3
Ozempiacos FC (Red)
9
7
14
4
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)
9
6
12
5
Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
9
5
11
6
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)
9
5
10
7
Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)
9
3
6
8
FC Burgerlona (Purple)
9
1
4
9
AC Me Rollin’ (Black)
9
1
3
10
Kale Madrid (Green)
9
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 145 | 88 | 57 | 14 |
| Charlton Unathletic (Pink) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 133 | 95 | 38 | 14 |
| Ozempiacos FC (Red) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 105 | 77 | 28 | 14 |
| Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 108 | 102 | 6 | 12 |
| Egg Yolk City (Yellow) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 108 | 102 | 6 | 11 |
| Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 102 | 75 | 27 | 10 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 84 | 106 | -22 | 6 |
| FC Burgerlona (Purple) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 55 | 94 | -39 | 4 |
| AC Me Rollin’ (Black) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 67 | 122 | -55 | 3 |
| Kale Madrid (Green) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 68 | 114 | -46 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 68 | 28 | 40 | 14 |
| Ozempiacos FC (Red) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 56 | 24 | 32 | 14 |
| Egg Yolk City (Yellow) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 64 | 41 | 23 | 14 |
| Charlton Unathletic (Pink) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 64 | 46 | 18 | 14 |
| Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 45 | 44 | 1 | 10 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 43 | 46 | -3 | 9 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 50 | 59 | -9 | 6 |
| FC Burgerlona (Purple) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 32 | 54 | -22 | 5 |
| AC Me Rollin’ (Black) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 28 | 67 | -39 | 2 |
| Kale Madrid (Green) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 24 | 65 | -41 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 37 | 9 | 28 | 17 |
| Charlton Unathletic (Pink) | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 31 | 13 | 18 | 15 |
| Ozempiacos FC (Red) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 12 |
| Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 22 | 12 | 10 | 11 |
| AC Me Rollin’ (Black) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 7 |
| FC Burgerlona (Purple) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 8 | -8 | 7 |
| Kale Madrid (Green) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 8 | 12 | -4 | 6 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 10 | -6 | 6 |
| Egg Yolk City (Yellow) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 10 | 24 | -14 | 5 |
| Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 14 | -18 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) | Adam Quinton | 16.00 | -3.60% |
| Egg Yolk City (Yellow) | James Barton | 13.00 | -0.81% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) | Can Okman | 10.50 | 9.32% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) | Salim Salam | 9.50 | 4.11% |
| Kale Madrid (Green) | Colin Lehane | 9.00 | 2.85% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) | Ben Monckton | 8.00 | 12.77% |
| Charlton Unathletic (Pink) | Kyle McCandlish | 8.00 | 0.91% |
| Kale Madrid (Green) | Chris Magnowski | 8.00 | -1.97% |
| Charlton Unathletic (Pink) | Thomas Ainsworth | 7.00 | 7.49% |
| Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) | Kieran Reynolds | 6.50 | 5.18% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) | Sam Brown | 6.00 | 8.85% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) | Jaafar Al hakem | 6.00 | 6.15% |
| Ozempiacos FC (Red) | Richard Stearn | 6.00 | 1.11% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) | Ian Cain | 5.50 | 2.95% |
| Ozempiacos FC (Red) | Tom Grundon | 5.00 | 2.74% |
| Charlton Unathletic (Pink) | Nick Lea | 5.00 | -1.81% |
| Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) | Mehdi Mirzazadeh | 4.50 | 0.24% |
| AC Me Rollin’ (Black) | Ryan James | 4.50 | -1.02% |
| Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) | Mark Gates | 4.00 | 2.01% |
| Ozempiacos FC (Red) | Alex Cordes | 4.00 | 0.61% |
| Kale Madrid (Green) | Tom Moore | 3.50 | 5.79% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) | Jay Macnamara | 3.50 | 2.48% |
| Egg Yolk City (Yellow) | Mathew Lynch | 3.50 | 1.28% |
| Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) | RUSSELL Carson | 3.00 | 5.07% |
| Charlton Unathletic (Pink) | Alfie Denn | 3.00 | 4.11% |
| FC Burgerlona (Purple) | Christopher Sangare | 3.00 | 2.26% |
| FC Burgerlona (Purple) | Tom Rutenga | 2.50 | 2.15% |
| Egg Yolk City (Yellow) | Keith Tobin | 2.50 | 1.41% |
| Charlton Unathletic (Pink) | Alfie Neve | 2.50 | -0.86% |
| Charlton Unathletic (Pink) | Mason Nugent | 2.00 | 0.63% |
| AC Me Rollin’ (Black) | Ricki Jackson | 2.00 | -1.45% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) | Ellis Bentley | 1.50 | 0.20% |
| Egg Yolk City (Yellow) | Anthony McGregor | 1.00 | 0.84% |
| Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) | David Hainsworth | 1.00 | -0.77% |
| AC Me Rollin’ (Black) | franco monaco | 0.50 | 3.02% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 12 December
Charlton Unathletic (Pink)VS 20:00AC Me Rollin’ (Black) -
Friday 12 December
Kale Madrid (Green)VS 20:00Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) -
Friday 12 December
FC Burgerlona (Purple)VS 20:30Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) -
Friday 12 December
Egg Yolk City (Yellow)VS 20:30Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) -
Friday 12 December
Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)VS 21:00Ozempiacos FC (Red) -
Friday 19 December
Charlton Unathletic (Pink)VS 20:00FC Burgerlona (Purple) -
Friday 19 December
Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)VS 20:00Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) -
Friday 19 December
Kale Madrid (Green)VS 20:30Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) -
Friday 19 December
AC Me Rollin’ (Black)VS 20:30Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) -
Friday 19 December
Ozempiacos FC (Red)VS 21:00Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 28 November
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)9 - 13Ozempiacos FC (Red)FC Burgerlona (Purple)17 - 11Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)12 - 15Egg Yolk City (Yellow)Charlton Unathletic (Pink)9 - 0Kale Madrid (Green)AC Me Rollin’ (Black)0 - 11Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue) -
Friday 24 October
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)6 - 11Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)Kale Madrid (Green)18 - 4Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)AC Me Rollin’ (Black)7 - 21Ozempiacos FC (Red)Charlton Unathletic (Pink)9 - 13Egg Yolk City (Yellow)Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)22 - 12FC Burgerlona (Purple) -
Friday 26 September
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)17 - 14Ozempiacos FC (Red)FC Burgerlona (Purple)9 - 12Egg Yolk City (Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)4 - 12Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)Charlton Unathletic (Pink)21 - 14Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)Kale Madrid (Green)15 - 11AC Me Rollin’ (Black) -
Friday 12 December
Charlton Unathletic (Pink)0 - 0AC Me Rollin’ (Black)Kale Madrid (Green)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)FC Burgerlona (Purple)0 - 0Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)Egg Yolk City (Yellow)0 - 0Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)0 - 0Ozempiacos FC (Red) -
Friday 19 December
Charlton Unathletic (Pink)0 - 0FC Burgerlona (Purple)Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)Kale Madrid (Green)0 - 0Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)AC Me Rollin’ (Black)0 - 0Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)Ozempiacos FC (Red)0 - 0Egg Yolk City (Yellow)
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 05 December
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)18 - 3Charlton Unathletic (Pink)Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)9 - 8Kale Madrid (Green)Ozempiacos FC (Red)9 - 4Egg Yolk City (Yellow)Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)13 - -2AC Me Rollin’ (Black)FC Burgerlona (Purple)9 - 14Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) -
Friday 21 November
Ozempiacos FC (Red)1 - 7Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)Charlton Unathletic (Pink)10 - 0AC Me Rollin’ (Black)Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)6 - -5FC Burgerlona (Purple)Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)17 - 5Kale Madrid (Green)Egg Yolk City (Yellow)5 - 9Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White) -
Friday 14 November
Egg Yolk City (Yellow)12 - 25Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)9 - 10Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)Ozempiacos FC (Red)12 - 2AC Me Rollin’ (Black)Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)7 - 12FC Burgerlona (Purple)Charlton Unathletic (Pink)9 - 3Kale Madrid (Green) -
Friday 07 November
Kale Madrid (Green)6 - 20Egg Yolk City (Yellow)AC Me Rollin’ (Black)9 - 15Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)10 - 20Charlton Unathletic (Pink)FC Burgerlona (Purple)3 - 10Ozempiacos FC (Red)Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)16 - 10Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue) -
Friday 17 October
Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)12 - 8Kale Madrid (Green)FC Burgerlona (Purple)7 - 15Charlton Unathletic (Pink)AC Me Rollin’ (Black)15 - 20Egg Yolk City (Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)5 - 13Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)12 - 19Ozempiacos FC (Red) -
Friday 10 October
Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)10 - 15Ozempiacos FC (Red)Egg Yolk City (Yellow)10 - 10FC Burgerlona (Purple)Charlton Unathletic (Pink)19 - 12Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)10 - 16Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)Kale Madrid (Green)8 - 13AC Me Rollin’ (Black) -
Friday 03 October
AC Me Rollin’ (Black)15 - 22Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)9 - 13Egg Yolk City (Yellow)FC Burgerlona (Purple)10 - 14Kale Madrid (Green)Ozempiacos FC (Red)15 - 27Charlton Unathletic (Pink)Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)18 - 13Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange) -
Friday 19 September
FC Burgerlona (Purple)6 - 6AC Me Rollin’ (Black)Ozempiacos FC (Red)13 - 6Kale Madrid (Green)Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)9 - 15Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)7 - 10Egg Yolk City (Yellow)Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)16 - 18Charlton Unathletic (Pink) -
Friday 12 September
Egg Yolk City (Yellow)14 - 12Charlton Unathletic (Pink)Zlatan Ibrahimotwix (White)6 - 11Ozempiacos FC (Red)Kale Madrid (Green)10 - 11Paris Saint Chowmein (Orange)FC Burgerlona (Purple)3 - 12Cholesterol Palace (Light Blue)AC Me Rollin’ (Black)9 - 16Fatburn Rovers (Dark Blue)