Sutton

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Goals Sutton, 656 London Rd, Sutton, SM3 9BY

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Hello from me (Nicola) your Coach and welcome to MAN v FAT - Sutton. A place where being a loser is a good thing! With over 60 men all trying to lose weight and the supportive environment, Sutton is the place to be. You could be our next success story. Why not give it a go.

Nicola Stearn, Coach, Sutton

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Yellow Chubmarine
8
7
14
2
Full of Ham (orange)
8
6
13
3
Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
8
5
11
4
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
8
5
10
5
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
8
4
9
6
Carbshalton Athletic (red)
8
3
7
7
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
8
3
7
8
Chubby Alonso (black)
8
2
5
9
Scran Marino (white)
8
2
4
10
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
8
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Yellow Chubmarine 8 7 0 1 130 86 44 14
Full of Ham (orange) 8 6 1 1 115 100 15 13
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 8 5 1 2 102 106 -4 11
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 8 5 0 3 119 116 3 10
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 8 4 1 3 120 99 21 9
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 8 3 1 4 109 106 3 7
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 8 3 1 4 90 95 -5 7
Chubby Alonso (black) 8 2 1 5 96 101 -5 5
Scran Marino (white) 8 2 0 6 89 103 -14 4
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 8 0 0 8 63 121 -58 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 8 6 1 1 51 21 30 13
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 8 5 1 2 46 32 14 11
The Yellow Chubmarine 8 5 0 3 37 25 12 10
Chubby Alonso (black) 8 4 1 3 37 32 5 9
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 8 4 0 4 46 43 3 8
Scran Marino (white) 8 4 0 4 38 38 0 8
Full of Ham (orange) 8 3 0 5 15 32 -17 6
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 8 3 0 5 40 58 -18 6
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 8 2 1 5 34 34 0 5
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 8 2 0 6 16 45 -29 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Full of Ham (orange) 8 7 1 1 51 23 28 15
The Yellow Chubmarine 8 5 3 1 40 15 25 13
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 8 5 3 1 33 24 9 13
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 8 3 3 3 23 13 10 9
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 8 4 1 4 26 26 0 9
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 8 4 1 4 14 19 -5 9
Chubby Alonso (black) 8 3 1 5 17 24 -7 7
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 8 3 1 5 7 37 -30 7
Scran Marino (white) 8 2 1 6 10 21 -11 5
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 8 1 1 7 9 28 -19 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Chubby Alonso (black) Salim Salam 14.00 5.98%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) James Barton 13.00 -0.48%
Scran Marino (white) William Allen 12.00 10.88%
Full of Ham (orange) Andrew Hiorns 12.00 6.69%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Joe Roel 12.00 4.87%
Full of Ham (orange) Ricki Jackson 10.50 4.93%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) David Hainsworth 9.00 7.26%
Full of Ham (orange) Jonathan Williams 9.00 6.41%
The Yellow Chubmarine Can Okman 9.00 6.20%
Chubby Alonso (black) Greg-Joe Barnett 9.00 0.00%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Frederick Fenwick 8.50 11.02%
The Yellow Chubmarine Nick Lea 8.50 5.65%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Stuart Cook 8.50 4.91%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Adam Quinton 8.50 3.41%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Jay Macnamara 8.00 10.70%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Mark Gates 8.00 3.64%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Chris Magnowski 7.00 -0.48%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Alan Mooney 6.50 5.05%
The Yellow Chubmarine Andrew Croce 6.00 4.56%
Full of Ham (orange) Ryan James 6.00 3.58%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Tom Rutenga 6.00 2.93%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Simon Kinzley 6.00 2.42%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Dredd Humphries 6.00 0.62%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Paul Stanger 5.50 5.51%
Full of Ham (orange) Alfie Neve 5.50 5.08%
Full of Ham (orange) Bobby Wiffen 5.50 3.02%
The Yellow Chubmarine Ben Jevtic 5.00 4.47%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) George Bunn 4.50 4.03%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Sam Rhodes 4.50 -0.52%
Scran Marino (white) Max McDonnell 3.50 2.59%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Dan Ally 3.50 0.59%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Miguel Javelot 3.00 0.44%
The Yellow Chubmarine Luke Pullen 2.50 3.24%
The Yellow Chubmarine Alex Cordes 2.50 1.70%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Mason Nugent 2.50 1.69%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Sam Brown 2.50 0.79%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Anthony McGregor 2.50 0.64%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) James Gillard 2.50 0.14%
The Yellow Chubmarine Daniel Ransom 2.50 -2.46%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Gary Miller 2.00 0.43%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Mohammed Amin 1.50 4.39%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Chris Petrides 1.50 3.10%
Chubby Alonso (black) dan hearn-timmons 1.50 0.63%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Naz Khalil 1.50 0.21%
Scran Marino (white) Matthew McFarland 1.00 3.08%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Stuart Vickery 1.00 0.10%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Ian Cain 1.00 -1.21%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) ALBERTO CONCOVIA 1.00 -2.15%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Daniel McGinnis-Trow 0.50 0.45%
Full of Ham (orange) Christopher Sangare 0.50 -0.68%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Jamie Martin 0.50 -3.66%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 02 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 02 May

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 02 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 02 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 02 May

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 16 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 16 May

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 16 May

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 16 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 16 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 23 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 23 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 23 May

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 23 May

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 23 May

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 28 March

    Scran Marino (white)
    13 - 22
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    13 - 14
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    11 - 8
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    14 - 4
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    9 - 16
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 28 February

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    10 - 24
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    5 - 18
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    11 - 5
    Scran Marino (white)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    11 - 13
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    12 - 12
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 02 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 16 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 23 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine

 

  • Friday 09 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 09 May

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 09 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 09 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 09 May

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 21:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 25 April

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    17 - 13
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    10 - 25
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    10 - 18
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    9 - 7
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    15 - 13
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 11 April

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    19 - 10
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    13 - 14
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Scran Marino (white)
    9 - 11
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    21 - 18
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    10 - 16
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 04 April

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    6 - 15
    Scran Marino (white)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    13 - 12
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    12 - 18
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    9 - 18
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    12 - 12
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 21 March

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    11 - 5
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    19 - 14
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    11 - 10
    Scran Marino (white)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    19 - 13
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    13 - 14
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 14 March

    Scran Marino (white)
    10 - 13
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    7 - 13
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    11 - 19
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    13 - 8
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    15 - 14
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 07 March

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    15 - 15
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    2 - 18
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    10 - 10
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Scran Marino (white)
    20 - 16
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    15 - 16
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 21 February

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    5 - 18
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Scran Marino (white)
    8 - 17
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    17 - 12
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    15 - 2
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    14 - 15
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 14 February

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    14 - 17
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    8 - 14
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    9 - 10
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    11 - 15
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    14 - 4
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 09 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)