Swindon

Friday | 19:30-21:00

Kingsdown School, Hyde Road, Stratton St Margaret Swindon, SN2 7SH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Swindon. This is an active Club. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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In such a short space of time, I have seen how MANvFAT can be a life changing experience for so many. It is an unrivalled weight loss initiative that allows men to lose weight, and equip men with the knowledge on how to keep weight off long term. In my time as coach at the Swindon club, I have seen not only a staggering amount of weight lost, but more impressively, I have seen so many individuals turn their lives around altogether. I would love to welcome more guys to do the same and join our forever growing community.

Matt Carpenter, Coach, Swindon

Leaderboard

Season Six | 2023
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Parma Violets
4
4
8
2
FC Porko
4
2
5
3
Fc Largentina
4
1
4
4
Flablethico Madras
4
2
4
5
IncREDibellies FC
4
1
2
6
Ivory Toast
4
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets 4 4 0 0 33 22 11 8
FC Porko 4 2 1 1 27 22 5 5
Fc Largentina 4 1 2 1 28 21 7 4
Flablethico Madras 4 2 0 2 21 33 -12 4
IncREDibellies FC 4 1 0 3 20 27 -7 2
Ivory Toast 4 0 1 3 21 25 -4 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets 4 3 1 0 12 4 8 7
Fc Largentina 4 2 1 1 9 4 5 5
FC Porko 4 2 0 2 9 7 2 4
Flablethico Madras 4 2 0 2 7 13 -6 4
Ivory Toast 4 0 2 2 6 10 -4 2
IncREDibellies FC 4 1 0 3 6 11 -5 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
FC Porko 4 2 2 0 8 5 3 6
IncREDibellies FC 4 2 1 1 5 4 1 5
Parma Violets 4 2 1 1 8 7 1 5
Fc Largentina 4 2 0 2 7 8 -1 4
Flablethico Madras 4 0 3 1 8 9 -1 3
Ivory Toast 4 0 1 3 3 6 -3 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
FC Porko Mark Gray 6.00 3.31%
Ivory Toast Richie Mercer 3.50 4.13%
Parma Violets James Burgess 3.50 2.76%
Fc Largentina Alex Packard 3.50 2.74%
IncREDibellies FC chris packard 3.00 4.34%
Flablethico Madras Carlos Oliveira 3.00 2.76%
Parma Violets greg mepham 3.00 1.70%
Fc Largentina Kevin Shammas 3.00 1.46%
IncREDibellies FC Byron Emsley 2.50 4.06%
Parma Violets Alex Gichohi 2.50 3.00%
FC Porko Matthew Goulding 2.50 2.27%
Fc Largentina Samuel Mendoza 2.50 1.67%
Ivory Toast Steve Mercer 2.50 1.49%
Flablethico Madras Darren Cuss 2.50 0.93%
IncREDibellies FC Ben Keatley 2.00 0.63%
FC Porko Alex Mason 1.50 -0.82%
Flablethico Madras Kieran Marvell-fox 1.00 2.32%
Parma Violets Mark Ohagan 1.00 1.90%
Parma Violets David Collins 1.00 1.74%
Fc Largentina Nathan Walton 1.00 1.53%
Flablethico Madras Paul Houndegla 1.00 1.53%
Parma Violets Steven Young 1.00 1.16%
FC Porko Shane Church 1.00 0.80%
Fc Largentina Alan Clarke 1.00 0.33%
Flablethico Madras Callum Mundy 1.00 -0.30%
Ivory Toast Kevin Robey 1.00 -0.30%
Parma Violets Leo Jones 0.50 1.92%
IncREDibellies FC Gavin Thurlow 0.50 0.71%
FC Porko Lee Elder 0.50 0.50%
Ivory Toast Graham Clarke 0.50 0.15%
Parma Violets James Audley 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 09 June

    Parma Violets
    VS 19:30
    Fc Largentina
  • Friday 09 June

    IncREDibellies FC
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast
  • Friday 09 June

    FC Porko
    VS 20:30
    Flablethico Madras
  • Friday 07 July

    IncREDibellies FC
    VS 19:30
    Flablethico Madras
  • Friday 07 July

    FC Porko
    VS 20:00
    Fc Largentina
  • Friday 07 July

    Parma Violets
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Toast

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 12 May

    IncREDibellies FC
    3 - 9
    Fc Largentina
    Parma Violets
    10 - 0
    Flablethico Madras
    FC Porko
    4 - 4
    Ivory Toast
  • Friday 09 June

    Parma Violets
    0 - 0
    Fc Largentina
    IncREDibellies FC
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast
    FC Porko
    0 - 0
    Flablethico Madras
  • Friday 07 July

    IncREDibellies FC
    0 - 0
    Flablethico Madras
    FC Porko
    0 - 0
    Fc Largentina
    Parma Violets
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast

 

  • Friday 02 June

    Ivory Toast
    VS 19:30
    Flablethico Madras
  • Friday 02 June

    Fc Largentina
    VS 20:00
    FC Porko
  • Friday 02 June

    IncREDibellies FC
    VS 20:30
    Parma Violets
  • Friday 16 June

    Ivory Toast
    VS 19:30
    FC Porko
  • Friday 16 June

    Flablethico Madras
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets
  • Friday 16 June

    Fc Largentina
    VS 20:30
    IncREDibellies FC
  • Friday 23 June

    IncREDibellies FC
    VS 19:30
    Flablethico Madras
  • Friday 23 June

    Fc Largentina
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast
  • Friday 23 June

    Parma Violets
    VS 20:30
    FC Porko
  • Friday 30 June

    Ivory Toast
    VS 19:30
    Parma Violets
  • Friday 30 June

    FC Porko
    VS 20:00
    IncREDibellies FC
  • Friday 30 June

    Flablethico Madras
    VS 20:30
    Fc Largentina
  • Friday 14 July

    FC Porko
    VS 19:30
    Ivory Toast
  • Friday 14 July

    Parma Violets
    VS 20:00
    Flablethico Madras
  • Friday 14 July

    IncREDibellies FC
    VS 20:30
    Fc Largentina
  • Friday 21 July

    Parma Violets
    VS 19:30
    Fc Largentina
  • Friday 21 July

    IncREDibellies FC
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast
  • Friday 21 July

    FC Porko
    VS 20:30
    Flablethico Madras

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 26 May

    Fc Largentina
    12 - 3
    Flablethico Madras
    IncREDibellies FC
    3 - 6
    FC Porko
    Parma Violets
    9 - 8
    Ivory Toast
  • Friday 19 May

    FC Porko
    4 - 9
    Parma Violets
    Ivory Toast
    4 - 4
    Fc Largentina
    Flablethico Madras
    9 - 6
    IncREDibellies FC
  • Friday 05 May

    Flablethico Madras
    2 - 9
    FC Porko
    Ivory Toast
    3 - 5
    IncREDibellies FC
    Fc Largentina
    4 - 6
    Parma Violets
  • Friday 28 April

    Parma Violets
    9 - 6
    IncREDibellies FC
    FC Porko
    8 - 8
    Fc Largentina
    Flablethico Madras
    7 - 6
    Ivory Toast
  • Friday 02 June

    Ivory Toast
    0 - 0
    Flablethico Madras
    Fc Largentina
    0 - 0
    FC Porko
    IncREDibellies FC
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets
  • Friday 16 June

    Ivory Toast
    0 - 0
    FC Porko
    Flablethico Madras
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets
    Fc Largentina
    0 - 0
    IncREDibellies FC
  • Friday 23 June

    IncREDibellies FC
    0 - 0
    Flablethico Madras
    Fc Largentina
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast
    Parma Violets
    0 - 0
    FC Porko
  • Friday 30 June

    Ivory Toast
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets
    FC Porko
    0 - 0
    IncREDibellies FC
    Flablethico Madras
    0 - 0
    Fc Largentina
  • Friday 14 July

    FC Porko
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast
    Parma Violets
    0 - 0
    Flablethico Madras
    IncREDibellies FC
    0 - 0
    Fc Largentina
  • Friday 21 July

    Parma Violets
    0 - 0
    Fc Largentina
    IncREDibellies FC
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast
    FC Porko
    0 - 0
    Flablethico Madras