Thetford

Tuesday | 19:00-20:00

Breckland Leisure Centre, Croxton Road Thetford, IP24 1JD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Thetford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Thetford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Kevin Dodge, Coach, Thetford

Leaderboard

Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Limp Brisket (Blue)
5
5
10
2
Bayern bru (Red.)
5
4
8
3
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
5
1
2
4
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Limp Brisket (Blue) 5 5 0 0 53 28 25 10
Bayern bru (Red.) 5 4 0 1 49 39 10 8
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 5 1 0 4 53 60 -7 2
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 5 0 0 5 18 46 -28 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Limp Brisket (Blue) 5 3 1 1 13 8 5 7
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 5 3 1 1 11 7 4 7
Bayern bru (Red.) 5 2 2 1 10 9 1 6
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 5 0 0 5 6 16 -10 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bayern bru (Red.) 5 4 0 1 32 15 17 8
Limp Brisket (Blue) 5 4 0 1 22 12 10 8
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 5 2 0 3 20 33 -13 4
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 5 0 0 5 4 18 -14 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Bayern bru (Red.) Martin Avery 9.50 7.31%
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) Keith Bowden 8.00 6.49%
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) David Whitfield 8.00 4.92%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Joseph Hunt 6.50 4.55%
Bayern bru (Red.) Kai Wood 6.00 6.68%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Josh Watts 6.00 4.95%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Rich Adlington 6.00 2.53%
Bayern bru (Red.) Sam Dorrell 6.00 1.98%
Bayern bru (Red.) James Higgs 5.00 4.06%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) Daniel Shilling 4.00 4.90%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Duncan Drake 3.50 4.35%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) Gary Tindall 3.50 2.66%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Kristopher Mainwaring 3.00 1.37%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Grant Newman 2.50 4.78%
Bayern bru (Red.) ASHLEY Hibbert 2.50 4.52%
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) Ben Mullane 2.50 2.36%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) Oli Smith 2.50 0.54%
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) Martin Skipp 2.50 0.30%
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) Wayne Thomson 2.00 0.09%
Bayern bru (Red.) Alex Adair 2.00 -0.71%
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) Ellis Armstrong 1.00 0.78%
Bayern bru (Red.) Charlie Boardman 0.50 1.47%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    VS 19:30
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    4 - 5
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    11 - 8
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    0 - 0
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

 

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    VS 19:00
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    9 - 2
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    3 - 12
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    18 - 23
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    10 - 2
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    18 - 17
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    10 - 4
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 4
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    4 - 1
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    10 - 8
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    6 - 12
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    0 - 0
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)