Westminster

Tuesday | 19:00-20:30

Academy Sport , Torquay Street Central London, W2 5EW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Westminster. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Nineteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Red Star Obese
2
2
4
2
Wider Beermen
2
1
2
3
Black Forest Gateaux FC
2
1
2
4
Real Dia Betis
2
1
2
5
Quiche Park Rangers
2
1
2
6
Yellow Blubmarine
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Star Obese 2 2 0 0 17 11 6 4
Wider Beermen 2 1 0 1 16 10 6 2
Black Forest Gateaux FC 2 1 0 1 15 15 0 2
Real Dia Betis 2 1 0 1 13 14 -1 2
Quiche Park Rangers 2 1 0 1 14 16 -2 2
Yellow Blubmarine 2 0 0 2 8 17 -9 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Star Obese 2 2 0 0 12 5 7 4
Wider Beermen 2 2 0 0 9 3 6 4
Quiche Park Rangers 2 1 0 1 8 8 0 2
Black Forest Gateaux FC 2 0 1 1 6 7 -1 1
Real Dia Betis 2 0 1 1 5 9 -4 1
Yellow Blubmarine 2 0 0 2 2 10 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Dia Betis 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 3
Black Forest Gateaux FC 2 1 0 1 6 3 3 2
Yellow Blubmarine 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 2
Red Star Obese 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
Wider Beermen 2 1 0 1 3 6 -3 2
Quiche Park Rangers 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black Forest Gateaux FC Matthew Quinn 3.50 0.98%
Wider Beermen Joey Dangsida 3.50 0.84%
Wider Beermen Luke Jovic 3.00 2.21%
Red Star Obese Ben Palmer 2.50 2.86%
Red Star Obese Paul Brown 2.50 1.44%
Quiche Park Rangers Connor Frost 2.50 1.26%
Real Dia Betis Joe Lee 1.00 1.73%
Quiche Park Rangers Luke Kenningham-Brown 1.00 1.53%
Wider Beermen Ali Sadrudin 1.00 1.03%
Quiche Park Rangers Wilson Roserie 1.00 1.00%
Yellow Blubmarine Luke Joseph 1.00 0.79%
Yellow Blubmarine Sam Roberts 1.00 0.70%
Real Dia Betis Anthony Laria 1.00 -2.62%
Real Dia Betis Jon Rees 0.50 2.21%
Yellow Blubmarine Abdelrahman Attia 0.50 1.69%
Wider Beermen Tom Gurlersan 0.50 0.69%
Quiche Park Rangers Samuel Conteh 0.50 0.57%
Yellow Blubmarine Rhys Farthing 0.50 0.34%
Red Star Obese John Madrid 0.50 0.18%
Yellow Blubmarine Shane Macleod 0.50 0.16%
Real Dia Betis Rodell Reid 0.50 0.15%
Black Forest Gateaux FC Alex Bruce 0.50 0.11%
Black Forest Gateaux FC Hrushikesh Jogalekar 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Quiche Park Rangers
    VS 19:00
    Yellow Blubmarine

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Red Star Obese
    VS 19:30
    Real Dia Betis

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Wider Beermen
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Gateaux FC

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    VS 19:00
    Real Dia Betis

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Wider Beermen
    VS 19:30
    Yellow Blubmarine

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Quiche Park Rangers
    VS 20:00
    Red Star Obese

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Red Star Obese
    11 - 5
    Yellow Blubmarine
    Quiche Park Rangers
    4 - 4
    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    Wider Beermen
    14 - 4
    Real Dia Betis

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Quiche Park Rangers
    0 - 0
    Yellow Blubmarine
    Red Star Obese
    0 - 0
    Real Dia Betis
    Wider Beermen
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Gateaux FC

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    0 - 0
    Real Dia Betis
    Wider Beermen
    0 - 0
    Yellow Blubmarine
    Quiche Park Rangers
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese

 

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    VS 19:00
    Red Star Obese

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Real Dia Betis
    VS 19:30
    Yellow Blubmarine

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Wider Beermen
    VS 20:00
    Quiche Park Rangers

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Quiche Park Rangers
    VS 19:00
    Real Dia Betis

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Red Star Obese
    VS 19:30
    Wider Beermen

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Yellow Blubmarine
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Gateaux FC

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Real Dia Betis
    VS 19:00
    Black Forest Gateaux FC

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Blubmarine
    VS 19:30
    Wider Beermen

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Red Star Obese
    VS 20:00
    Quiche Park Rangers

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Real Dia Betis
    VS 19:00
    Wider Beermen

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    VS 19:30
    Quiche Park Rangers

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Yellow Blubmarine
    VS 20:00
    Red Star Obese

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Red Star Obese
    VS 19:00
    Black Forest Gateaux FC

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Yellow Blubmarine
    VS 19:30
    Real Dia Betis

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Quiche Park Rangers
    VS 20:00
    Wider Beermen

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Real Dia Betis
    VS 19:00
    Quiche Park Rangers

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Wider Beermen
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Obese

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Blubmarine

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Yellow Blubmarine
    VS 19:00
    Quiche Park Rangers

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Real Dia Betis
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Obese

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    VS 20:00
    Wider Beermen

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Wider Beermen
    VS 19:00
    Real Dia Betis

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Quiche Park Rangers
    VS 19:30
    Black Forest Gateaux FC

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Red Star Obese
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Blubmarine

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    9 - 7
    Wider Beermen
    Real Dia Betis
    5 - 8
    Red Star Obese
    Yellow Blubmarine
    7 - 8
    Quiche Park Rangers

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Quiche Park Rangers
    6 - 9
    Red Star Obese
    Wider Beermen
    9 - 1
    Yellow Blubmarine
    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    6 - 8
    Real Dia Betis

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese
    Real Dia Betis
    0 - 0
    Yellow Blubmarine
    Wider Beermen
    0 - 0
    Quiche Park Rangers

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Quiche Park Rangers
    0 - 0
    Real Dia Betis
    Red Star Obese
    0 - 0
    Wider Beermen
    Yellow Blubmarine
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Gateaux FC

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Real Dia Betis
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    Yellow Blubmarine
    0 - 0
    Wider Beermen
    Red Star Obese
    0 - 0
    Quiche Park Rangers

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Real Dia Betis
    0 - 0
    Wider Beermen
    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    0 - 0
    Quiche Park Rangers
    Yellow Blubmarine
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Red Star Obese
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    Yellow Blubmarine
    0 - 0
    Real Dia Betis
    Quiche Park Rangers
    0 - 0
    Wider Beermen

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Real Dia Betis
    0 - 0
    Quiche Park Rangers
    Wider Beermen
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese
    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    0 - 0
    Yellow Blubmarine

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Yellow Blubmarine
    0 - 0
    Quiche Park Rangers
    Real Dia Betis
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese
    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    0 - 0
    Wider Beermen

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Wider Beermen
    0 - 0
    Real Dia Betis
    Quiche Park Rangers
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Gateaux FC
    Red Star Obese
    0 - 0
    Yellow Blubmarine