Colchester United | Job Serve Community Stadium | Wednesdays | 8-10PM

Colchester United | Job Serve Community Stadium | Wednesdays | 8-10PM

Weston Home Community Stadium , United Way, Colchester, CO4 5UP Open map →

Registration Session:

Venue: Weston Home Community Stadium
02/01/2019 20:00

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Coach: Richard Alen

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Games Start

09/01/2019 20:00

Next Season Start

02/01/2019 20:00

Latest league news

Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Little Piggies FC 10 8 0 2 153 107 46 16
Borussia Doughnut 10 7 1 2 146 100 46 15
Pathetico Madrid. 10 5 1 4 120 120 0 11
MK Donald’s 10 4 2 4 132 121 11 10
Bayern Munchies FC 10 5 0 5 136 132 4 10
Largentina (COL) 10 3 2 5 127 149 -22 8
FC Twente Stone 10 2 2 6 109 149 -40 6
KFC Wimbledon 10 2 0 8 111 156 -45 4
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Bayern Munchies FC 10 9 0 1 46 20 26 18
Borussia Doughnut 10 8 1 1 58 25 33 17
Little Piggies FC 10 6 3 1 39 24 15 15
Pathetico Madrid. 10 6 1 3 45 34 11 13
FC Twente Stone 10 3 1 6 31 50 -19 7
Largentina (COL) 10 2 1 7 29 47 -18 5
MK Donald’s 10 2 0 8 29 43 -14 4
KFC Wimbledon 10 0 1 9 27 61 -34 1
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Doughnut 10 8 1 1 64 50 14 17
Little Piggies FC 10 7 0 3 84 58 26 14
MK Donald’s 10 6 0 4 77 54 23 12
KFC Wimbledon 10 4 2 4 58 70 -12 10
Pathetico Madrid. 10 4 1 5 55 62 -7 9
Largentina (COL) 10 4 0 6 72 74 -2 8
Bayern Munchies FC 10 3 0 7 64 85 -21 6
FC Twente Stone 10 2 0 8 54 75 -21 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Largentina (COL) Mr. Leon Swann 14.00 12.61%
Largentina (COL) Mr. Ben Fisher 14.00 11.88%
MK Donald’s Mr. Darren Smith 14.00 10.80%
Little Piggies FC Mr. Craig Sutton 14.00 10.15%
KFC Wimbledon Mr. Lee Deery 13.50 16.92%
Bayern Munchies FC Mr. Simon Ronald 11.00 8.63%
MK Donald’s Mr. Andrew Everett 11.00 7.78%
Little Piggies FC Mr. Simon Onyons 11.00 7.49%
Largentina (COL) Mr. Jon Graham 10.50 7.53%
Borussia Doughnut Mr. Gareth Jones 10.50 6.95%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Wednesday, 20 March 2019

    Pathetico Madrid.
    VS 20:00
    FC Twente Stone
  • Wednesday, 20 March 2019

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:30
    MK Donald’s
  • Wednesday, 20 March 2019

    Borussia Doughnut
    VS 21:00
    Largentina (COL)
  • Wednesday, 20 March 2019

    Bayern Munchies FC
    VS 21:30
    Little Piggies FC
  • Wednesday, 27 March 2019

    MK Donald’s
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Munchies FC
  • Wednesday, 27 March 2019

    Little Piggies FC
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Doughnut
  • Wednesday, 27 March 2019

    Largentina (COL)
    VS 21:00
    Pathetico Madrid.
  • Wednesday, 27 March 2019

    FC Twente Stone
    VS 21:30
    KFC Wimbledon
  • Wednesday, 03 April 2019

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:00
    Largentina (COL)
  • Wednesday, 03 April 2019

    FC Twente Stone
    VS 20:30
    MK Donald’s
  • Wednesday, 03 April 2019

    Pathetico Madrid.
    VS 21:00
    Little Piggies FC
  • Wednesday, 03 April 2019

    Borussia Doughnut
    VS 21:30
    Bayern Munchies FC
  • Wednesday, 10 April 2019

    MK Donald’s
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Doughnut
  • Wednesday, 10 April 2019

    Bayern Munchies FC
    VS 20:30
    Pathetico Madrid.
  • Wednesday, 10 April 2019

    Little Piggies FC
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wimbledon
  • Wednesday, 10 April 2019

    Largentina (COL)
    VS 21:30
    FC Twente Stone

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  • Wednesday, 09 January 2019

    Largentina (COL)
    7 - 12
    MK Donald’s
    Little Piggies FC
    18 - 8
    FC Twente Stone
    Bayern Munchies FC
    14 - 7
    KFC Wimbledon
    Borussia Doughnut
    12 - 12
    Pathetico Madrid.
  • Wednesday, 16 January 2019

    KFC Wimbledon
    13 - 17
    Borussia Doughnut
    MK Donald’s
    14 - 11
    Pathetico Madrid.
    FC Twente Stone
    14 - 13
    Bayern Munchies FC
    Largentina (COL)
    10 - 12
    Little Piggies FC
  • Wednesday, 23 January 2019

    Little Piggies FC
    18 - 13
    MK Donald’s
    Bayern Munchies FC
    16 - 23
    Largentina (COL)
    Borussia Doughnut
    16 - 9
    FC Twente Stone
    Pathetico Madrid.
    17 - 9
    KFC Wimbledon
  • Wednesday, 30 January 2019

    FC Twente Stone
    11 - 15
    Pathetico Madrid.
    MK Donald’s
    29 - 8
    KFC Wimbledon
    Largentina (COL)
    8 - 17
    Borussia Doughnut
    Little Piggies FC
    12 - 7
    Bayern Munchies FC
  • Wednesday, 06 February 2019

    Bayern Munchies FC
    16 - 10
    MK Donald’s
    Borussia Doughnut
    9 - 11
    Little Piggies FC
    Pathetico Madrid.
    17 - 7
    Largentina (COL)
    KFC Wimbledon
    18 - 10
    FC Twente Stone
  • Wednesday, 13 February 2019

    Largentina (COL)
    15 - 14
    KFC Wimbledon
    MK Donald’s
    10 - 10
    FC Twente Stone
    Little Piggies FC
    19 - 11
    Pathetico Madrid.
    Bayern Munchies FC
    18 - 16
    Borussia Doughnut
  • Wednesday, 20 February 2019

    Borussia Doughnut
    15 - 9
    MK Donald’s
    Pathetico Madrid.
    14 - 9
    Bayern Munchies FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    18 - 17
    Little Piggies FC
    FC Twente Stone
    13 - 13
    Largentina (COL)
  • Wednesday, 27 February 2019

    MK Donald’s
    14 - 14
    Largentina (COL)
    FC Twente Stone
    8 - 21
    Little Piggies FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    9 - 13
    Bayern Munchies FC
    Pathetico Madrid.
    3 - 14
    Borussia Doughnut
  • Wednesday, 06 March 2019

    Borussia Doughnut
    14 - 6
    KFC Wimbledon
    Pathetico Madrid.
    10 - 16
    MK Donald’s
    Bayern Munchies FC
    9 - 15
    FC Twente Stone
    Little Piggies FC
    13 - 18
    Largentina (COL)
  • Wednesday, 13 March 2019

    MK Donald’s
    5 - 12
    Little Piggies FC
    Largentina (COL)
    12 - 21
    Bayern Munchies FC
    FC Twente Stone
    11 - 16
    Borussia Doughnut
    KFC Wimbledon
    9 - 10
    Pathetico Madrid.
  • Wednesday, 20 March 2019

    Pathetico Madrid.
    0 - 0
    FC Twente Stone
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    MK Donald’s
    Borussia Doughnut
    0 - 0
    Largentina (COL)
    Bayern Munchies FC
    0 - 0
    Little Piggies FC
  • Wednesday, 27 March 2019

    MK Donald’s
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies FC
    Little Piggies FC
    0 - 0
    Borussia Doughnut
    Largentina (COL)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Madrid.
    FC Twente Stone
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
  • Wednesday, 03 April 2019

    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Largentina (COL)
    FC Twente Stone
    0 - 0
    MK Donald’s
    Pathetico Madrid.
    0 - 0
    Little Piggies FC
    Borussia Doughnut
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies FC
  • Wednesday, 10 April 2019

    MK Donald’s
    0 - 0
    Borussia Doughnut
    Bayern Munchies FC
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Madrid.
    Little Piggies FC
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Largentina (COL)
    0 - 0
    FC Twente Stone

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