Wirral
Friday | 19:00-20:30
Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
4
4
8
2
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
4
3
6
3
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
4
3
6
4
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
4
3
6
5
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
4
2
4
6
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
4
1
2
7
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
4
0
0
8
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
4
0
0
“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim Bentham
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 43 | 28 | 15 | 8 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 32 | 12 | 20 | 6 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 55 | 40 | 15 | 6 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 39 | 35 | 4 | 6 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 30 | 27 | 3 | 4 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 29 | 47 | -18 | 2 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 16 | 34 | -18 | 0 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 19 | 40 | -21 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 7 | 20 | 8 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 6 | 11 | 6 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 20 | -2 | 5 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 12 | 8 | 4 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 15 | 2 | 4 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 17 | -10 | 2 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 27 | -13 | 2 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 26 | -16 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 10 | 18 | 8 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 6 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 14 | -5 | 5 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 12 | -5 | 3 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 2 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 2 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Terry Graham | 5.50 | 4.57% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Graham Langford | 5.50 | 2.84% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Andy Rosser | 5.50 | 2.77% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | James Brooksbank | 5.50 | 2.22% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Chris Blythyn | 5.00 | -0.42% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Nicholas Pickering | 4.00 | 0.35% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Lewis Jones | 4.00 | -0.67% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | John Ainsworth | 3.00 | 3.05% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Nathan Sears | 3.00 | 2.83% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Dan Mearns | 3.00 | 2.40% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | James Maughan | 3.00 | 0.68% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Chris Amos | 3.00 | 0.48% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Dean Thomas | 2.50 | 2.65% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Karl Gadsby | 2.50 | 2.30% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Christopher Pickering | 2.50 | 1.88% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Alex Peach | 2.50 | 0.48% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Raymond McDonald | 2.50 | 0.45% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Mark Taylor | 2.00 | 0.00% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Tom Bergin | 2.00 | -4.27% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Joe Loftus | 1.00 | 3.08% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Omar Alwindi | 1.00 | 2.87% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Ross Taylor | 1.00 | 2.80% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Mark Arrowsmith | 1.00 | 1.75% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Jack Maxwell | 1.00 | 1.69% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Liam Wharton | 1.00 | 1.69% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Nathan Day | 1.00 | 1.57% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Paul Davies | 1.00 | 0.95% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Stephen Francis | 1.00 | 0.77% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Stuart Linton | 1.00 | 0.48% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | David Lloyd | 1.00 | -6.84% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Mark Weston | 0.50 | 0.98% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Mark Barnes | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Neil Luxton | 0.50 | 0.73% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Rob Bryson | 0.50 | 0.64% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Tony Thorne | 0.50 | 0.34% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Phil Mount | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Finlay Murphy | 0.50 | 0.23% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Simon Read | 0.50 | 0.18% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Andrew Pickering | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Richard Longhurst | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Michael Hendren | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Sam Vaughan | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 09 January
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 19:00Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 09 January
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 19:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 09 January
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 20:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 09 January
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:30The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 16 January
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 19:00Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 16 January
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:30The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 16 January
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:00Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 16 January
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 23 January
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 19:00Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 23 January
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 23 January
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 23 January
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:30Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 30 January
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 30 January
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 19:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 30 January
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 30 January
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 20:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 06 February
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 19:00Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 06 February
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 06 February
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:00The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 06 February
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:30Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 13 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 13 February
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 19:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 February
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 13 February
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 20 February
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:00The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 20 February
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 20 February
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 20 February
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 27 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 27 February
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 19:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 27 February
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:00Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 27 February
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:30Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 06 March
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 06 March
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 06 March
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 20:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 06 March
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 13 March
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 19:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 13 March
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:00Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 13 March
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:30The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 19 December
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)1 - 7St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)5 - 6KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)14 - 8Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)4 - 7Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 12 December
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)10 - 17Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)9 - 8The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)10 - 1Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)6 - 7Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 05 December
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)7 - 12The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)-2 - 7St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)10 - 8Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)18 - 8KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 28 November
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)16 - 4Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)8 - 12Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)11 - 6The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)6 - 12Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 09 January
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 16 January
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 23 January
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 30 January
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 06 February
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 13 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 20 February
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 27 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 06 March
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)