Wirral

Friday | 19:00-20:30

Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”

John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
5
5
10
2
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
5
3
6
3
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
5
3
6
4
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
5
3
6
5
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
5
3
6
6
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
5
2
4
7
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
5
1
2
8
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
5
0
0

“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim  Bentham

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 5 5 0 0 51 32 19 10
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 5 3 0 2 36 20 16 6
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 5 3 0 2 61 51 10 6
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 5 3 0 2 35 31 4 6
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 5 3 0 2 43 40 3 6
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 5 2 0 3 42 57 -15 4
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 5 1 0 4 27 40 -13 2
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 5 0 0 5 29 53 -24 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 5 5 0 0 31 8 23 10
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 5 3 0 2 18 10 8 6
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 5 3 0 2 21 18 3 6
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 5 2 1 2 22 27 -5 5
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 5 1 2 2 23 16 7 4
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 5 2 0 3 26 33 -7 4
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 5 2 0 3 14 21 -7 4
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 5 0 1 4 16 38 -22 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 5 4 0 1 28 11 17 8
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 5 3 1 1 7 4 3 7
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 5 2 2 1 9 14 -5 6
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 5 2 1 2 5 3 2 5
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 5 1 2 2 6 7 -1 4
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 5 2 0 3 3 7 -4 4
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 5 1 2 2 8 13 -5 4
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 5 1 0 4 6 13 -7 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Chris Blythyn 6.00 -0.42%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Terry Graham 5.50 4.57%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Graham Langford 5.50 2.84%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Andy Rosser 5.50 2.77%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) James Brooksbank 5.50 2.22%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Nicholas Pickering 5.00 0.35%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Mark Taylor 4.00 0.00%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Lewis Jones 4.00 -0.67%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) John Ainsworth 3.00 3.05%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Nathan Sears 3.00 2.83%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) James Maughan 3.00 0.68%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Chris Amos 3.00 0.48%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Dean Thomas 2.50 2.65%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Karl Gadsby 2.50 2.30%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Christopher Pickering 2.50 1.88%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Alex Peach 2.50 0.48%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Raymond McDonald 2.50 0.45%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Tom Bergin 2.00 -4.27%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) David Lloyd 2.00 -6.84%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Joe Loftus 1.00 3.08%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Omar Alwindi 1.00 2.87%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Ross Taylor 1.00 2.80%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Mark Arrowsmith 1.00 1.75%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Jack Maxwell 1.00 1.69%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Liam Wharton 1.00 1.69%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Nathan Day 1.00 1.57%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Paul Davies 1.00 0.95%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Stephen Francis 1.00 0.77%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Stuart Linton 1.00 0.48%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Mark Weston 0.50 0.98%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Mark Barnes 0.50 0.75%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Neil Luxton 0.50 0.73%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Rob Bryson 0.50 0.64%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Tony Thorne 0.50 0.34%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Phil Mount 0.50 0.33%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Finlay Murphy 0.50 0.23%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Simon Read 0.50 0.18%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Andrew Pickering 0.50 0.11%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Richard Longhurst 0.50 0.08%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Michael Hendren 0.50 0.00%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Sam Vaughan 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 16 January

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)

  • Friday 16 January

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 19:30
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)

  • Friday 16 January

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)

  • Friday 16 January

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 20:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

  • Friday 23 January

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 19:00
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)

  • Friday 23 January

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:30
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)

  • Friday 23 January

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 20:00
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)

  • Friday 23 January

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)

  • Friday 30 January

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)

  • Friday 30 January

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 19:30
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)

  • Friday 30 January

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 20:00
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)

  • Friday 30 January

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 20:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

  • Friday 06 February

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 19:00
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)

  • Friday 06 February

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)

  • Friday 06 February

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 20:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)

  • Friday 06 February

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)

  • Friday 13 February

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 19:00
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)

  • Friday 13 February

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 19:30
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)

  • Friday 13 February

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 20:00
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

  • Friday 13 February

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)

  • Friday 20 February

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)

  • Friday 20 February

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)

  • Friday 20 February

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)

  • Friday 20 February

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 20:30
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)

  • Friday 27 February

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 19:00
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)

  • Friday 27 February

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

  • Friday 27 February

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)

  • Friday 27 February

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 20:30
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)

  • Friday 06 March

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)

  • Friday 06 March

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)

  • Friday 06 March

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 20:00
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)

  • Friday 06 March

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 20:30
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)

  • Friday 13 March

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 19:00
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

  • Friday 13 March

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)

  • Friday 13 March

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)

  • Friday 13 March

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 09 January

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    6 - 11
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    13 - 10
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    4 - 5
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    4 - 8
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)

  • Friday 19 December

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    1 - 7
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    5 - 6
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    14 - 8
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    4 - 7
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)

  • Friday 12 December

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    10 - 17
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    9 - 8
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    10 - 1
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    6 - 7
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)

  • Friday 05 December

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    7 - 12
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    -2 - 7
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    10 - 8
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    18 - 8
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

  • Friday 28 November

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    16 - 4
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    8 - 12
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    11 - 6
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    6 - 12
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)

  • Friday 16 January

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

  • Friday 23 January

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)

  • Friday 30 January

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

  • Friday 06 February

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)

  • Friday 13 February

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)

  • Friday 20 February

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)

  • Friday 27 February

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)

  • Friday 06 March

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)

  • Friday 13 March

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)