Wirral
Friday | 19:00-20:30
Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
9
8
16
2
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
9
6
12
3
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
9
5
10
4
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
9
5
10
5
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
9
4
9
6
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
9
4
8
7
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
9
3
6
8
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
9
0
1
“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim Bentham
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 88 | 56 | 32 | 16 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 112 | 78 | 34 | 12 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 71 | 56 | 15 | 10 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 62 | 50 | 12 | 10 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 59 | 61 | -2 | 9 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 65 | 85 | -20 | 8 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 64 | 88 | -24 | 6 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 9 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 51 | 98 | -47 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 44 | 12 | 32 | 17 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 34 | 30 | 4 | 11 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 39 | 32 | 7 | 10 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 45 | 34 | 11 | 8 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 27 | 23 | 4 | 8 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 38 | 48 | -10 | 8 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 36 | 52 | -16 | 6 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 28 | 60 | -32 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 53 | 9 | 44 | 16 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 11 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 23 | 24 | -1 | 9 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 7 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 9 | 17 | -8 | 6 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 32 | -31 | 6 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 9 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 8 | 20 | -12 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Chris Blythyn | 12.00 | -0.84% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Terry Graham | 11.00 | 10.03% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Andy Rosser | 11.00 | 6.81% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Nicholas Pickering | 10.00 | 0.47% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Mark Taylor | 9.00 | -0.40% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Lewis Jones | 8.00 | -0.94% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | David Lloyd | 8.00 | -10.65% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | James Brooksbank | 6.50 | 4.44% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Jack Maxwell | 6.50 | 3.70% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Graham Langford | 6.50 | 0.76% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Liam Wharton | 6.00 | 5.29% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Nathan Sears | 6.00 | 4.75% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Sam Vaughan | 5.50 | 0.00% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Raymond McDonald | 5.00 | 2.25% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | John Ainsworth | 5.00 | 0.25% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Dean Thomas | 3.50 | 5.14% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Christopher Pickering | 3.00 | 2.37% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Stuart Linton | 3.00 | 1.33% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Chris Amos | 3.00 | -2.22% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Shaun Gilligan-Wilde | 2.50 | 2.91% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Ross Taylor | 2.50 | 1.34% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Phil Mount | 2.50 | 0.44% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Karl Gadsby | 2.00 | 0.26% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Lee Polanowski | 2.00 | 0.17% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | James Maughan | 2.00 | -0.19% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Tom Bergin | 2.00 | -4.27% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Rob Bryson | 1.50 | 1.18% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Paul Kelly | 1.50 | 0.99% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Mark Arrowsmith | 1.50 | 0.68% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Joe Loftus | 1.00 | 3.08% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Paul Connell | 1.00 | 3.03% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Joe Parker | 1.00 | 2.47% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Stephen Francis | 1.00 | 1.93% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Nathan Day | 1.00 | 1.57% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Will Broadbent | 1.00 | 1.48% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Omar Alwindi | 1.00 | 1.34% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Neil Luxton | 1.00 | 1.33% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Chris Jarvis | 0.50 | 2.20% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Craig Deakin | 0.50 | 1.82% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Mark Barnes | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Richard Longhurst | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Matthew Swanwick | 0.50 | 0.06% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Colin Balshaw | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Steve Wilson | 0.50 | -0.09% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Finlay Murphy | 0.50 | -0.46% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Michael Hendren | 0.50 | -0.53% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 13 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 13 February
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 19:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 February
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 13 February
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 20 February
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:00The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 20 February
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 20 February
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 20 February
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 27 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 27 February
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 19:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 27 February
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:00Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 27 February
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:30Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 06 March
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 06 March
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 06 March
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 20:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 06 March
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 13 March
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 19:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 13 March
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:00Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 13 March
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:30The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 06 February
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)7 - 7Fatzio (Wirral Blue)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)6 - 12The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)6 - 13Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)14 - 13Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 30 January
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)13 - 3KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)14 - 7St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)13 - 9The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)12 - 7Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 23 January
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)13 - 1Fatzio (Wirral Blue)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)11 - -1The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)4 - 6St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)5 - 12Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 16 January
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)7 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)9 - -1Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 6The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)7 - 13Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 09 January
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)6 - 11The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)13 - 10Fatzio (Wirral Blue)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)4 - 5The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)4 - 8Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 19 December
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)1 - 7St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)5 - 6KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)14 - 8Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)4 - 7Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 12 December
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)10 - 17Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)9 - 8The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)10 - 1Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)6 - 7Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 05 December
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)7 - 12The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)-2 - 7St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)10 - 8Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)18 - 8KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 28 November
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)16 - 4Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)8 - 12Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)11 - 6The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)6 - 12Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 13 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 20 February
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 27 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 06 March
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)