Wirral
Friday | 19:00-20:30
Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
1
1
2
2
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
1
1
2
3
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
1
1
2
4
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
1
1
2
5
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
1
0
0
6
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
1
0
0
7
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
1
0
0
8
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
1
0
0
“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim Bentham
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 4 | 12 | 2 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 2 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 6 | 5 | 2 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 2 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 12 | -4 | 0 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 0 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 12 | -6 | 0 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 16 | -12 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 9 | 2 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 2 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 2 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 0 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | -6 | 0 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | -9 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 0 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Mark Taylor | 1.00 | 0.92% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Chris Blythyn | 1.00 | 0.84% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Nicholas Pickering | 1.00 | -0.12% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Lewis Jones | 1.00 | -0.54% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Tom Bergin | 1.00 | -3.77% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Omar Alwindi | 0.50 | 1.82% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Joe Loftus | 0.50 | 1.46% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Graham Langford | 0.50 | 1.42% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Michael Hendren | 0.50 | 1.38% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Simon Read | 0.50 | 1.36% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Liam Wharton | 0.50 | 1.16% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Nathan Sears | 0.50 | 1.13% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Ross Taylor | 0.50 | 1.07% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Terry Graham | 0.50 | 1.06% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Mark Weston | 0.50 | 0.98% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Sam Vaughan | 0.50 | 0.96% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Steve Wilson | 0.50 | 0.93% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Tony Thorne | 0.50 | 0.90% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Mark Harborne | 0.50 | 0.89% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Nathan Day | 0.50 | 0.89% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Paul Davies | 0.50 | 0.86% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Jack Howell | 0.50 | 0.79% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | John Ainsworth | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Neil Luxton | 0.50 | 0.73% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Dan Mearns | 0.50 | 0.70% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Christopher Pickering | 0.50 | 0.59% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Phil Mount | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Lee Polanowski | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Liam Bailey | 0.50 | 0.31% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Chris Jarvis | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Thomas Nolan | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Raymond McDonald | 0.50 | 0.15% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Alex Peach | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Chris Amos | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Stuart Linton | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Richard Longhurst | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Will Broadbent | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 05 December
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 05 December
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 05 December
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 05 December
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 12 December
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 19:00Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 12 December
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 19:30Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 12 December
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:00The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 12 December
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 20:30Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 19 December
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 19:00Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 19 December
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:30Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 19 December
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 19 December
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 09 January
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 19:00Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 09 January
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 19:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 09 January
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 20:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 09 January
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:30The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 16 January
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 19:00Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 16 January
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:30The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 16 January
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:00Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 16 January
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 23 January
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 19:00Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 23 January
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 23 January
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 23 January
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:30Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 30 January
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 30 January
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 19:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 30 January
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 30 January
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 20:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 06 February
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 19:00Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 06 February
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 06 February
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:00The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 06 February
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:30Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 13 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 13 February
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 19:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 February
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 13 February
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 20 February
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:00The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 20 February
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 20 February
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 20 February
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 27 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 27 February
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 19:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 27 February
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:00Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 27 February
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:30Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 06 March
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 06 March
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 06 March
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 20:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 06 March
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 13 March
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 19:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 13 March
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:00Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 13 March
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:30The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 28 November
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)16 - 4Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)8 - 12Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)11 - 6The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)6 - 12Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 05 December
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 12 December
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 19 December
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 09 January
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 16 January
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 23 January
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 30 January
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 06 February
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 13 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 20 February
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 27 February
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 06 March
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)