Wirral
Friday | 19:00-20:30
Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
4
3
6
2
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
4
3
6
3
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
4
3
6
4
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
4
2
4
5
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
4
1
3
6
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
4
1
3
7
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
4
1
2
8
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
4
1
2
“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim Bentham
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 55 | 10 | 45 | 6 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 22 | 13 | 6 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 30 | 32 | -2 | 6 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 32 | 1 | 4 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 26 | -2 | 3 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 3 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 28 | 41 | -13 | 2 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 51 | -39 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 7 | 12 | 8 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 6 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 8 | 8 | 5 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 10 | 14 | 4 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 4 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 9 | -5 | 3 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 31 | -29 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 22 | -7 | 29 | 8 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 5 | 10 | 6 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 4 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 15 | -13 | 4 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 17 | -6 | 3 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 11 | -10 | 3 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 15 | -9 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Tom Pollard | 11.00 | 2.60% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Graham Langford | 6.00 | 5.44% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Ben Gibson | 6.00 | 4.57% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Andy Rosser | 6.00 | 2.64% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Lewis Jones | 5.00 | 0.78% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Chris Blythyn | 5.00 | 0.56% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Robert Hughes | 4.00 | 5.02% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Liam Bailey | 4.00 | 2.95% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Naoise O Gallachoir | 4.00 | 1.32% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Tom Bergin | 4.00 | -0.88% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Liam Wharton | 3.00 | 3.39% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | John Ainsworth | 3.00 | 1.36% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Jack Maxwell | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Mark Harborne | 2.50 | 2.50% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Ross Taylor | 2.50 | 2.07% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Mark Barnes | 2.50 | 1.35% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Jon Shaw | 2.50 | 0.92% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Lee Polanowski | 2.50 | 0.48% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Finlay Murphy | 2.00 | 0.90% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Simon Read | 2.00 | 0.53% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Nicholas Pickering | 2.00 | 0.00% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Chris Rutter | 1.00 | 2.00% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Andrew Pickering | 1.00 | 1.46% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | David Lloyd | 1.00 | 1.38% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Karl Gadsby | 1.00 | 1.13% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Robert Reid | 1.00 | 1.01% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Nathan Day | 1.00 | 0.63% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | James Brooksbank | 1.00 | -1.76% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Mark Taylor | 1.00 | -2.79% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Stuart Connor | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | James Maughan | 0.50 | 0.39% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Jamie Riseborough | 0.50 | 0.38% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | John Mearns | 0.50 | 0.26% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 19 September
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 19:00Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 19 September
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 19 September
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 19 September
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:30The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 26 September
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 19:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 26 September
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:30The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 26 September
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 26 September
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 20:30Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 03 October
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 19:00Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 03 October
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 03 October
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 03 October
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 10 October
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 10 October
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 10 October
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 10 October
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 17 October
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 19:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 17 October
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 17 October
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:00The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 17 October
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 20:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 24 October
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:00Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 24 October
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 19:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 24 October
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 24 October
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:30Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 31 October
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:00The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 31 October
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 19:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 31 October
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 31 October
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 07 November
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 07 November
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:30Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 07 November
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:00Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 07 November
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 14 November
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 19:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 14 November
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 19:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 14 November
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 14 November
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 21 November
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 21 November
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 19:30Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 21 November
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:00The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 21 November
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 20:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 12 September
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)4 - 5The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)28 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)9 - 4KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)17 - 7Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 05 September
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)8 - 12KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)2 - 7The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)4 - 17St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)7 - 7Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 29 August
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)2 - 3Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)4 - 9The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)5 - 7Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)10 - 3Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 22 August
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)4 - 7The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)12 - 7KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)7 - 6Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)8 - 3Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 19 September
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 26 September
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 03 October
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 10 October
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 17 October
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 24 October
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 31 October
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 07 November
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 14 November
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 21 November
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)