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Woking College, , Rydens Way, Woking, GU22 9DL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Woking. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via One You Surrey for anyone with a Surrey County Council Postcode- you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Throughout my time at MANvFAT, I have seen just how much the scheme has grown and has to offer. MANvFAT can make so many peoples lives positive and help them to lead a healthy lifestyle. Since I’ve been with MANvFAT Woking, a total loss of 101.27Kg has been lost over 4 teams working hard both on their weight and on the football pitch. A fantastic achievement for the lads. It would be good to see the scheme grow and expand over the course of the year.

Milo Hart, Coach, Woking | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Six | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Woking Lardinals
10
9
18
2
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
10
6
13
3
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
10
5
11
4
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
10
5
10
5
O B City FC (Woking Green)
10
2
6
6
Woking Black Team
10
0
2

Since Joining the MANvFAT program last year, my outlook has changed completely in terms of what I am eating, what exercise I am doing and my general lifestyle, from the first week of joining despite being so nervous, I was welcomed in to my team and felt accepted from the outset without being judged. Since then my confidence has grown and my drive to be healthier and help not only myself but my team as well. The journey has been a joy and I look to encourage others along the way as they did with myself. MANvFAT has reignited my passion for football and being part of a team mentality has changed my thoughts on weight loss and encouraged me to change my eating habits and be more active as well as looking to lose weight on a weekly basis to provide more goals to our team total. I am looking forward to continued success on and off the pitch and a good weight loss too.

Jon Goldsmith

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Woking Lardinals 10 9 0 1 80 35 45 18
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) 10 6 1 3 60 50 10 13
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) 10 5 1 4 48 41 7 11
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) 10 5 0 5 55 52 3 10
O B City FC (Woking Green) 10 2 2 6 32 59 -27 6
Woking Black Team 10 0 2 8 36 74 -38 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) 10 7 1 2 29 9 20 15
Woking Lardinals 10 7 1 2 26 15 11 15
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) 10 5 0 5 15 20 -5 10
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) 10 4 1 5 22 18 4 9
O B City FC (Woking Green) 10 3 0 7 21 32 -11 6
Woking Black Team 10 2 1 7 16 35 -19 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Woking Lardinals 10 9 1 0 35 -1 36 19
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) 10 6 3 1 20 11 9 15
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) 10 4 1 5 15 16 -1 9
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) 10 3 1 6 2 13 -11 7
Woking Black Team 10 1 3 6 7 20 -13 5
O B City FC (Woking Green) 10 2 1 7 -11 9 -20 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Woking Lardinals Ryan Duggleby 11.50 10.28%
Woking Lardinals Craig Mundy 10.50 6.18%
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) Alan Hines-O’Callaghan 7.50 6.36%
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) Cody Goodrich 7.50 2.41%
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) Jon Goldsmith 5.50 2.94%
Woking Black Team Robert Butler 5.00 4.90%
Woking Lardinals Paul Clayton 5.00 1.23%
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) Giovanni Barreca 3.50 6.88%
Woking Lardinals Frankie Hobbs 3.50 5.46%
O B City FC (Woking Green) Bradley Marchant 3.50 1.73%
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) Tom Feehely 3.00 2.51%
Woking Black Team Gary Martin 3.00 2.09%
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) Mazar Hameed 3.00 1.47%
Woking Lardinals Shafik Janhangeer 2.50 3.23%
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) Adam Kuklinski 2.50 2.69%
Woking Lardinals Richard Groom 2.50 1.97%
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) Mark Freitas gouveia 2.50 0.73%
Woking Lardinals Bruno Kaufmann 2.50 0.61%
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) Richard Woodger 2.00 2.01%
Woking Black Team Ed Thorne 2.00 1.60%
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) Oscar Vieira 2.00 1.03%
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) Lewis Brooks 2.00 -0.33%
O B City FC (Woking Green) Dean Holliday 2.00 -1.69%
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) Thomas Cunningham 1.50 0.09%
Woking Black Team Haider Al-Seaidy 1.50 -0.58%
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) David Heseltine 1.00 2.14%
O B City FC (Woking Green) James Howland 0.50 1.53%
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) Ashley Sallans 0.50 0.91%
O B City FC (Woking Green) Adam Bignell 0.50 0.74%
Woking Lardinals Mark Shipperley 0.50 0.48%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 05 June

    Woking Lardinals
    VS 19:30
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
  • Monday 05 June

    Woking Black Team
    VS 20:00
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
  • Monday 05 June

    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
  • Monday 12 June

    Woking Black Team
    VS 19:30
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
  • Monday 12 June

    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
  • Monday 12 June

    Woking Lardinals
    VS 20:30
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 22 May

    Woking Black Team
    0 - 1
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
    Woking Lardinals
    8 - 5
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    3 - 1
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
  • Monday 05 June

    Woking Lardinals
    0 - 0
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
    Woking Black Team
    0 - 0
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
  • Monday 12 June

    Woking Black Team
    0 - 0
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    Woking Lardinals
    0 - 0
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 15 May

    O B City FC (Woking Green)
    -1 - 5
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    Woking Lardinals
    10 - 7
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
    8 - 3
    Woking Black Team
  • Monday 24 April

    Woking Black Team
    1 - 8
    Woking Lardinals
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    4 - 1
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    5 - 5
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
  • Monday 17 April

    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    -2 - 4
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
    8 - 3
    Woking Black Team
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
    3 - 7
    Woking Lardinals
  • Monday 03 April

    Woking Lardinals
    9 - 1
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    7 - 9
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
    Woking Black Team
    5 - 11
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
  • Monday 27 March

    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    6 - 2
    Woking Black Team
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    3 - 14
    Woking Lardinals
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
    1 - 2
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
  • Monday 20 March

    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    8 - -2
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    6 - 8
    Woking Lardinals
    Woking Black Team
    7 - 10
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
  • Monday 13 March

    Woking Lardinals
    8 - 2
    Woking Black Team
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
    6 - 2
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
    5 - 7
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
  • Monday 06 March

    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    7 - 6
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    Woking Black Team
    6 - 6
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
    Woking Lardinals
    7 - 4
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
  • Monday 27 February

    O B City FC (Woking Green)
    0 - 5
    Woking Lardinals
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
    3 - 5
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    3 - 3
    Woking Black Team
  • Monday 20 February

    Woking Black Team
    4 - 6
    Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
    Woking Lardinals
    4 - 8
    Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
    O B City FC (Woking Green)
    8 - 10
    Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)