Woking | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Monday | 19:30-21:30
Woking College, , Rydens Way, Woking, GU22 9DL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Woking. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via One You Surrey for anyone with a Surrey County Council Postcode- you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
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Throughout my time at MANvFAT, I have seen just how much the scheme has grown and has to offer. MANvFAT can make so many peoples lives positive and help them to lead a healthy lifestyle. Since I’ve been with MANvFAT Woking, a total loss of 101.27Kg has been lost over 4 teams working hard both on their weight and on the football pitch. A fantastic achievement for the lads. It would be good to see the scheme grow and expand over the course of the year.
Milo Hart, Coach, Woking | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Six | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Woking Lardinals
10
9
18
2
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)
10
6
13
3
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)
10
5
11
4
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
10
5
10
5
O B City FC (Woking Green)
10
2
6
6
Woking Black Team
10
0
2
Since Joining the MANvFAT program last year, my outlook has changed completely in terms of what I am eating, what exercise I am doing and my general lifestyle, from the first week of joining despite being so nervous, I was welcomed in to my team and felt accepted from the outset without being judged. Since then my confidence has grown and my drive to be healthier and help not only myself but my team as well. The journey has been a joy and I look to encourage others along the way as they did with myself. MANvFAT has reignited my passion for football and being part of a team mentality has changed my thoughts on weight loss and encouraged me to change my eating habits and be more active as well as looking to lose weight on a weekly basis to provide more goals to our team total. I am looking forward to continued success on and off the pitch and a good weight loss too.
Jon Goldsmith
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Woking Lardinals | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 80 | 35 | 45 | 18 |
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 13 |
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 48 | 41 | 7 | 11 |
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 10 |
O B City FC (Woking Green) | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 32 | 59 | -27 | 6 |
Woking Black Team | 10 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 36 | 74 | -38 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 29 | 9 | 20 | 15 |
Woking Lardinals | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 26 | 15 | 11 | 15 |
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 10 |
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 22 | 18 | 4 | 9 |
O B City FC (Woking Green) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 21 | 32 | -11 | 6 |
Woking Black Team | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 16 | 35 | -19 | 5 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Woking Lardinals | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 35 | -1 | 36 | 19 |
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) | 10 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 11 | 9 | 15 |
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 15 | 16 | -1 | 9 |
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 13 | -11 | 7 |
Woking Black Team | 10 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 7 | 20 | -13 | 5 |
O B City FC (Woking Green) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | -11 | 9 | -20 | 5 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Woking Lardinals | Ryan Duggleby | 11.50 | 10.28% |
Woking Lardinals | Craig Mundy | 10.50 | 6.18% |
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) | Alan Hines-O’Callaghan | 7.50 | 6.36% |
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) | Cody Goodrich | 7.50 | 2.41% |
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) | Jon Goldsmith | 5.50 | 2.94% |
Woking Black Team | Robert Butler | 5.00 | 4.90% |
Woking Lardinals | Paul Clayton | 5.00 | 1.23% |
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) | Giovanni Barreca | 3.50 | 6.88% |
Woking Lardinals | Frankie Hobbs | 3.50 | 5.46% |
O B City FC (Woking Green) | Bradley Marchant | 3.50 | 1.73% |
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) | Tom Feehely | 3.00 | 2.51% |
Woking Black Team | Gary Martin | 3.00 | 2.09% |
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) | Mazar Hameed | 3.00 | 1.47% |
Woking Lardinals | Shafik Janhangeer | 2.50 | 3.23% |
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) | Adam Kuklinski | 2.50 | 2.69% |
Woking Lardinals | Richard Groom | 2.50 | 1.97% |
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) | Mark Freitas gouveia | 2.50 | 0.73% |
Woking Lardinals | Bruno Kaufmann | 2.50 | 0.61% |
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) | Richard Woodger | 2.00 | 2.01% |
Woking Black Team | Ed Thorne | 2.00 | 1.60% |
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) | Oscar Vieira | 2.00 | 1.03% |
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) | Lewis Brooks | 2.00 | -0.33% |
O B City FC (Woking Green) | Dean Holliday | 2.00 | -1.69% |
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) | Thomas Cunningham | 1.50 | 0.09% |
Woking Black Team | Haider Al-Seaidy | 1.50 | -0.58% |
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) | David Heseltine | 1.00 | 2.14% |
O B City FC (Woking Green) | James Howland | 0.50 | 1.53% |
Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) | Ashley Sallans | 0.50 | 0.91% |
O B City FC (Woking Green) | Adam Bignell | 0.50 | 0.74% |
Woking Lardinals | Mark Shipperley | 0.50 | 0.48% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 05 June
Woking LardinalsVS 19:30O B City FC (Woking Green) -
Monday 05 June
Woking Black TeamVS 20:00Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) -
Monday 05 June
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)VS 20:30Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) -
Monday 12 June
Woking Black TeamVS 19:30O B City FC (Woking Green) -
Monday 12 June
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)VS 20:00Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) -
Monday 12 June
Woking LardinalsVS 20:30Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 22 May
Woking Black Team0 - 1Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)Woking Lardinals8 - 5Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)3 - 1O B City FC (Woking Green) -
Monday 05 June
Woking Lardinals0 - 0O B City FC (Woking Green)Woking Black Team0 - 0Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)0 - 0Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) -
Monday 12 June
Woking Black Team0 - 0O B City FC (Woking Green)Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)0 - 0Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)Woking Lardinals0 - 0Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 15 May
O B City FC (Woking Green)-1 - 5Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)Woking Lardinals10 - 7Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)8 - 3Woking Black Team -
Monday 24 April
Woking Black Team1 - 8Woking LardinalsMo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)4 - 1Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)5 - 5O B City FC (Woking Green) -
Monday 17 April
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)-2 - 4Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)O B City FC (Woking Green)8 - 3Woking Black TeamManbreaster Titty (Woking Red)3 - 7Woking Lardinals -
Monday 03 April
Woking Lardinals9 - 1O B City FC (Woking Green)Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)7 - 9Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)Woking Black Team5 - 11Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue) -
Monday 27 March
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)6 - 2Woking Black TeamMo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)3 - 14Woking LardinalsManbreaster Titty (Woking Red)1 - 2O B City FC (Woking Green) -
Monday 20 March
Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)8 - -2O B City FC (Woking Green)Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)6 - 8Woking LardinalsWoking Black Team7 - 10Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) -
Monday 13 March
Woking Lardinals8 - 2Woking Black TeamManbreaster Titty (Woking Red)6 - 2Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)O B City FC (Woking Green)5 - 7Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow) -
Monday 06 March
Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)7 - 6Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)Woking Black Team6 - 6O B City FC (Woking Green)Woking Lardinals7 - 4Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red) -
Monday 27 February
O B City FC (Woking Green)0 - 5Woking LardinalsManbreaster Titty (Woking Red)3 - 5Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)3 - 3Woking Black Team -
Monday 20 February
Woking Black Team4 - 6Yellow Tubmarine (Woking Yellow)Woking Lardinals4 - 8Mo Salad Fc (Woking Blue)O B City FC (Woking Green)8 - 10Manbreaster Titty (Woking Red)