Wolverhampton

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Khalsa Academy, Millfields Road Wolverhampton, WV4 6JP

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If you've been looking for the right place to start. This is the safest and most openly accepting place to lose some weight and play football.

Mark Lamb, Coach, Wolverhampton

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Leaderboard

Season Eight | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Madras (Purple)
6
4
9
2
Man Titty FC (Red)
6
4
9
3
KebAberdeen FC (Black)
6
3
7
4
OverWhite FC (White)
6
2
5
5
Satsumo (Orange)
6
2
4
6
Cheese N Onion (Blue)
6
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras (Purple) 6 4 1 1 72 38 34 9
Man Titty FC (Red) 6 4 1 1 78 51 27 9
KebAberdeen FC (Black) 6 3 1 2 65 54 11 7
OverWhite FC (White) 6 2 1 3 55 67 -12 5
Satsumo (Orange) 6 2 0 4 51 63 -12 4
Cheese N Onion (Blue) 6 1 0 5 49 97 -48 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
KebAberdeen FC (Black) 6 6 0 0 35 18 17 12
Real Madras (Purple) 6 3 0 3 31 19 12 6
Satsumo (Orange) 6 2 1 3 26 35 -9 5
OverWhite FC (White) 6 2 1 3 25 39 -14 5
Cheese N Onion (Blue) 6 2 0 4 31 33 -2 4
Man Titty FC (Red) 6 2 0 4 23 27 -4 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
OverWhite FC (White) 6 4 1 1 13 6 7 9
Man Titty FC (Red) 6 3 1 2 18 8 10 7
Real Madras (Purple) 6 3 1 2 12 6 6 7
KebAberdeen FC (Black) 6 3 1 2 10 8 2 7
Satsumo (Orange) 6 3 0 3 8 8 0 6
Cheese N Onion (Blue) 6 0 0 6 6 31 -25 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Man Titty FC (Red) David Wright 7.50 3.01%
OverWhite FC (White) Jowaine Leighton 6.50 4.48%
Man Titty FC (Red) Kriss Millington 6.00 1.56%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) Christopher Hawkeswood 5.00 4.92%
Real Madras (Purple) Zac Burns 5.00 4.43%
Man Titty FC (Red) Dave Harley 5.00 3.08%
OverWhite FC (White) Ian Quinn 5.00 2.70%
Real Madras (Purple) Amanat Gul 4.00 5.18%
OverWhite FC (White) Brett Thompson 4.00 0.36%
Real Madras (Purple) Mike Hampson 3.50 4.22%
Satsumo (Orange) Michael Nicholls 3.00 2.09%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Brett Groom 3.00 0.61%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) James Bunce 2.50 1.30%
Satsumo (Orange) Luke Jackson 2.50 0.91%
Man Titty FC (Red) Eddie Mulgrew 2.50 0.55%
OverWhite FC (White) Chris Hancox 2.00 1.08%
OverWhite FC (White) Benjamin Davies 2.00 0.21%
Real Madras (Purple) Tom Woods 1.50 2.37%
OverWhite FC (White) Bal Gangar 1.50 0.28%
Real Madras (Purple) Callum Nicholls 1.50 -0.26%
Man Titty FC (Red) Dave Hartshorne 1.50 -0.53%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Liam Ledsam 1.00 4.26%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Dan Higgins 1.00 3.39%
OverWhite FC (White) Gaz Steadman 1.00 1.10%
Satsumo (Orange) Adam Tipton 1.00 0.74%
Real Madras (Purple) Jack Ainge 1.00 0.52%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Christopher edwards 1.00 0.37%
Real Madras (Purple) Ashley Powell 1.00 -2.07%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) Martyn Pitt 0.50 1.13%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) Jason Giles 0.50 0.60%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Chuz Singh 0.50 0.57%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Richard Cowley 0.50 0.29%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) Eric Hubball 0.50 -0.45%
Man Titty FC (Red) Luke Deakin 0.50 -1.96%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 16 May

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Satsumo (Orange)

  • Thursday 16 May

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 16 May

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty FC (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 18 April

    OverWhite FC (White)
    12 - 5
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    11 - 4
    Satsumo (Orange)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    7 - 10
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 21 March

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    5 - 12
    Real Madras (Purple)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    6 - 2
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    5 - 5
    Satsumo (Orange)

  • Thursday 16 May

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Red)

 

  • Thursday 02 May

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)

  • Thursday 02 May

    Real Madras (Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Satsumo (Orange)

  • Thursday 02 May

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    VS 20:00
    OverWhite FC (White)

  • Thursday 09 May

    Satsumo (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)

  • Thursday 09 May

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty FC (Red)

  • Thursday 09 May

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 23 May

    Real Madras (Purple)
    VS 19:00
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)

  • Thursday 23 May

    Satsumo (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty FC (Red)

  • Thursday 23 May

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    OverWhite FC (White)

  • Thursday 30 May

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 19:00
    Satsumo (Orange)

  • Thursday 30 May

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)

  • Thursday 30 May

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 25 April

    Real Madras (Purple)
    15 - 4
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    3 - 8
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    3 - 9
    OverWhite FC (White)

  • Thursday 11 April

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    11 - 11
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    19 - 4
    OverWhite FC (White)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    19 - 18
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)

  • Thursday 04 April

    Real Madras (Purple)
    16 - 5
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    13 - 6
    OverWhite FC (White)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    6 - 7
    Satsumo (Orange)

  • Thursday 28 March

    OverWhite FC (White)
    8 - 15
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    3 - 4
    Real Madras (Purple)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    1 - 22
    Man Titty FC (Red)

  • Thursday 14 March

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    10 - 21
    OverWhite FC (White)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    8 - 14
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    11 - 15
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)

  • Thursday 07 March

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    10 - 14
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    7 - 7
    Real Madras (Purple)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    12 - 11
    Satsumo (Orange)

  • Thursday 02 May

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    OverWhite FC (White)

  • Thursday 09 May

    Satsumo (Orange)
    0 - 0
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 23 May

    Real Madras (Purple)
    0 - 0
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    OverWhite FC (White)

  • Thursday 30 May

    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)