Wolverhampton

Thursday | 19:00-20:30

Khalsa Academy, Millfields Road Wolverhampton, WV4 6JP

Welcome to MAN v FAT Wolverhampton. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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If you've been looking for the right place to start. This is the safest and most openly accepting place to lose some weight and play football.

Mark Lamb, Coach, Wolverhampton

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Leaderboard

Season Eight | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty FC (Red)
5
4
9
2
Real Madras (Purple)
5
3
7
3
KebAberdeen FC (Black)
5
2
5
4
Satsumo (Orange)
5
2
4
5
OverWhite FC (White)
5
1
3
6
Cheese N Onion (Blue)
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty FC (Red) 5 4 1 0 74 36 38 9
Real Madras (Purple) 5 3 1 1 57 34 23 7
KebAberdeen FC (Black) 5 2 1 2 57 51 6 5
Satsumo (Orange) 5 2 0 3 48 54 -6 4
OverWhite FC (White) 5 1 1 3 46 64 -18 3
Cheese N Onion (Blue) 5 1 0 4 46 89 -43 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
KebAberdeen FC (Black) 5 5 0 0 33 17 16 10
Real Madras (Purple) 5 2 0 3 26 19 7 4
Man Titty FC (Red) 5 2 0 3 23 22 1 4
Cheese N Onion (Blue) 5 2 0 3 30 31 -1 4
Satsumo (Orange) 5 2 0 3 23 32 -9 4
OverWhite FC (White) 5 2 0 3 22 36 -14 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty FC (Red) 5 3 1 1 17 3 14 7
OverWhite FC (White) 5 3 1 1 10 7 3 7
Satsumo (Orange) 5 3 0 2 9 5 4 6
Real Madras (Purple) 5 2 1 2 7 5 2 5
KebAberdeen FC (Black) 5 2 1 2 8 7 1 5
Cheese N Onion (Blue) 5 0 0 5 5 29 -24 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Man Titty FC (Red) David Wright 5.50 1.70%
Real Madras (Purple) Amanat Gul 4.00 5.18%
Man Titty FC (Red) Dave Harley 3.50 2.63%
OverWhite FC (White) Brett Thompson 3.50 -0.36%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) Christopher Hawkeswood 3.00 2.26%
OverWhite FC (White) Ian Quinn 3.00 1.99%
Real Madras (Purple) Zac Burns 3.00 1.97%
OverWhite FC (White) Jowaine Leighton 2.50 2.28%
Real Madras (Purple) Mike Hampson 2.50 2.17%
Satsumo (Orange) Michael Nicholls 2.50 1.93%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Martin Eccleston 2.50 1.84%
Man Titty FC (Red) Dave Hartshorne 2.50 1.32%
Satsumo (Orange) Luke Jackson 2.50 1.07%
Man Titty FC (Red) Eddie Mulgrew 2.50 1.01%
Real Madras (Purple) Callum Nicholls 2.50 0.44%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) Eric Hubball 1.50 1.69%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) James Bunce 1.50 0.09%
OverWhite FC (White) Benjamin Davies 1.50 -0.56%
Man Titty FC (Red) Luke Deakin 1.50 -0.86%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Dan Higgins 1.00 4.00%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) Andrew Lewis 1.00 1.78%
Real Madras (Purple) Ashley Powell 1.00 1.69%
OverWhite FC (White) Bal Gangar 1.00 0.74%
Man Titty FC (Red) Kriss Millington 1.00 0.73%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Ashley White 1.00 0.26%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Brett Groom 1.00 0.10%
OverWhite FC (White) Chris Hancox 1.00 -0.54%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Liam Ledsam 0.50 1.19%
Real Madras (Purple) Jack Ainge 0.50 0.67%
Satsumo (Orange) Tom Rowlands 0.50 0.51%
Satsumo (Orange) Adam Tipton 0.50 0.29%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Richard Cowley 0.50 0.29%
Man Titty FC (Red) David Foster 0.50 -0.71%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 18 April

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Real Madras (Purple)
  • Thursday 18 April

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Satsumo (Orange)
  • Thursday 18 April

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 20:00
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
  • Thursday 16 May

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Satsumo (Orange)
  • Thursday 16 May

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (Purple)
  • Thursday 16 May

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty FC (Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 21 March

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    5 - 12
    Real Madras (Purple)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    6 - 2
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    5 - 5
    Satsumo (Orange)
  • Thursday 18 April

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
  • Thursday 16 May

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Red)

 

  • Thursday 25 April

    Satsumo (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    OverWhite FC (White)
  • Thursday 25 April

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
  • Thursday 25 April

    Real Madras (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty FC (Red)
  • Thursday 02 May

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
  • Thursday 02 May

    Real Madras (Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Satsumo (Orange)
  • Thursday 02 May

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    VS 20:00
    OverWhite FC (White)
  • Thursday 09 May

    Satsumo (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
  • Thursday 09 May

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty FC (Red)
  • Thursday 09 May

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Purple)
  • Thursday 23 May

    Real Madras (Purple)
    VS 19:00
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
  • Thursday 23 May

    Satsumo (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty FC (Red)
  • Thursday 23 May

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    OverWhite FC (White)
  • Thursday 30 May

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 19:00
    Satsumo (Orange)
  • Thursday 30 May

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
  • Thursday 30 May

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 11 April

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    11 - 11
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    19 - 4
    OverWhite FC (White)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    19 - 18
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
  • Thursday 04 April

    Real Madras (Purple)
    16 - 5
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    13 - 6
    OverWhite FC (White)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    6 - 7
    Satsumo (Orange)
  • Thursday 28 March

    OverWhite FC (White)
    8 - 15
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    3 - 4
    Real Madras (Purple)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    1 - 22
    Man Titty FC (Red)
  • Thursday 14 March

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    10 - 21
    OverWhite FC (White)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    8 - 14
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    11 - 15
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
  • Thursday 07 March

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    10 - 14
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    7 - 7
    Real Madras (Purple)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    12 - 11
    Satsumo (Orange)
  • Thursday 25 April

    Satsumo (Orange)
    0 - 0
    OverWhite FC (White)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Red)
  • Thursday 02 May

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    OverWhite FC (White)
  • Thursday 09 May

    Satsumo (Orange)
    0 - 0
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)
  • Thursday 23 May

    Real Madras (Purple)
    0 - 0
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    OverWhite FC (White)
  • Thursday 30 May

    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)