Wolverhampton

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Khalsa Academy, Millfields Road Wolverhampton, WV4 6JP

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If you've been looking for the right place to start. This is the safest and most openly accepting place to lose some weight and play football.

Mark Lamb, Coach, Wolverhampton

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Leaderboard

Season Nine | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty FC (Red)
5
5
10
2
OverWhite FC (White)
5
3
6
3
Real Madras (Purple)
5
3
6
4
Satsumo (Orange)
5
2
4
5
Cheese N Onion (Blue)
5
1
2
6
KebAberdeen FC (Black)
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty FC (Red) 5 5 0 0 73 31 42 10
OverWhite FC (White) 5 3 0 2 48 42 6 6
Real Madras (Purple) 5 3 0 2 43 51 -8 6
Satsumo (Orange) 5 2 0 3 34 29 5 4
Cheese N Onion (Blue) 5 1 0 4 28 50 -22 2
KebAberdeen FC (Black) 5 1 0 4 45 68 -23 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty FC (Red) 5 4 0 1 42 14 28 8
OverWhite FC (White) 5 4 0 1 30 22 8 8
Real Madras (Purple) 5 2 1 2 18 21 -3 5
Satsumo (Orange) 5 2 0 3 11 19 -8 4
Cheese N Onion (Blue) 5 1 1 3 24 24 0 3
KebAberdeen FC (Black) 5 1 0 4 19 44 -25 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Satsumo (Orange) 5 4 0 1 11 -1 12 8
Man Titty FC (Red) 5 3 1 1 3 0 3 7
OverWhite FC (White) 5 3 0 2 8 2 6 6
Real Madras (Purple) 5 2 1 2 5 6 -1 5
Cheese N Onion (Blue) 5 1 1 3 -2 3 -5 3
KebAberdeen FC (Black) 5 0 1 4 -5 10 -15 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Satsumo (Orange) Kyle Wood 6.50 2.76%
Man Titty FC (Red) David Wright 5.00 2.17%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) James Bunce 3.50 3.16%
Real Madras (Purple) Callum Nicholls 3.50 2.19%
Satsumo (Orange) Michael Nicholls 3.00 5.84%
Satsumo (Orange) Chris Kinsey 3.00 3.30%
Cheese N Onion (Blue) Thomas Roberts 3.00 2.90%
OverWhite FC (White) Jowaine Leighton 3.00 1.31%
Man Titty FC (Red) Luke Deakin 3.00 1.07%
OverWhite FC (White) Ian Quinn 3.00 0.48%
Satsumo (Orange) Luke Jackson 2.50 0.66%
OverWhite FC (White) Shane Simmons 1.50 0.00%
OverWhite FC (White) Chris Hancox 1.50 -0.43%
OverWhite FC (White) Neil Glover 1.00 0.97%
OverWhite FC (White) Benjamin Davies 1.00 0.96%
Satsumo (Orange) Adam Tipton 1.00 0.30%
Real Madras (Purple) Jacob Clark 0.50 1.20%
Real Madras (Purple) Ryan Kay 0.50 1.11%
Man Titty FC (Red) Richard Martin 0.50 0.83%
Man Titty FC (Red) Zac Burns 0.50 0.60%
KebAberdeen FC (Black) James Topping 0.50 -0.15%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 01 August

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Satsumo (Orange)

  • Thursday 01 August

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 01 August

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 20:00
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)

  • Thursday 29 August

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 29 August

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 19:30
    Satsumo (Orange)

  • Thursday 29 August

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    VS 20:00
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 04 July

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    9 - 8
    Satsumo (Orange)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    13 - 6
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    8 - 1
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 01 August

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)

  • Thursday 29 August

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)

 

  • Thursday 08 August

    Real Madras (Purple)
    VS 19:00
    OverWhite FC (White)

  • Thursday 08 August

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty FC (Red)

  • Thursday 08 August

    Satsumo (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)

  • Thursday 15 August

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)

  • Thursday 15 August

    Satsumo (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 15 August

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    VS 20:00
    OverWhite FC (White)

  • Thursday 22 August

    Real Madras (Purple)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty FC (Red)

  • Thursday 22 August

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 19:30
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)

  • Thursday 22 August

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Satsumo (Orange)

  • Thursday 05 September

    Satsumo (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty FC (Red)

  • Thursday 05 September

    Real Madras (Purple)
    VS 19:30
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)

  • Thursday 05 September

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    OverWhite FC (White)

  • Thursday 12 September

    OverWhite FC (White)
    VS 19:00
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 12 September

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)

  • Thursday 12 September

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Satsumo (Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 25 July

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    3 - 13
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    4 - 6
    OverWhite FC (White)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    7 - 4
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)

  • Thursday 18 July

    Satsumo (Orange)
    13 - 3
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    8 - 12
    OverWhite FC (White)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    20 - 6
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 11 July

    OverWhite FC (White)
    10 - 14
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    0 - 10
    Satsumo (Orange)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    7 - 10
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)

  • Thursday 27 June

    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    11 - 9
    OverWhite FC (White)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    19 - 14
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    2 - 9
    Man Titty FC (Red)

  • Thursday 13 June

    Man Titty FC (Red)
    17 - 10
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    11 - 5
    Satsumo (Orange)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    3 - 11
    Real Madras (Purple)

  • Thursday 08 August

    Real Madras (Purple)
    0 - 0
    OverWhite FC (White)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    0 - 0
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)

  • Thursday 15 August

    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    Satsumo (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    OverWhite FC (White)

  • Thursday 22 August

    Real Madras (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)

  • Thursday 05 September

    Satsumo (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    Real Madras (Purple)
    0 - 0
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    0 - 0
    OverWhite FC (White)

  • Thursday 12 September

    OverWhite FC (White)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Purple)
    Man Titty FC (Red)
    0 - 0
    Cheese N Onion (Blue)
    KebAberdeen FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Satsumo (Orange)